Is it possible to double jump irl?

Everyone knows how. Otherwise they wouldn't be able to get to school.

Yeah but you might have to check your local laws, my city banned it after some high school kid tried to use it to clip into the girls' locker room and gibbed himself

No I am Trevor and I power slide, not double jump.

Classic Trevor.

Trevor’s father here, yes he is quite a gifted young man. He can indeed double jump

Yeah okay fuck off """"Trevor""""

>double jump just a little bit too high
>about to sustain fall damage
>manage to ground pound 3 inches before touching the ground

Anyone else know this feel?

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You know Trevor? Man that guy can jump like nobody's business

Yeah it's a classic trevor move

If you're already capable of jumping threeish times your height like Mario, i guess jumping from wall to wall indefinitely would theoretically be possible? Probably?
How high can you jump, op?

I can confirm, trevor double jumps off the walls of my house, tell him to go fuck himself and pay me for property damages

This fucking thread. I can't even.

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I dunno, I've never seen Trevor double jump even a single time. I'm starting to have my doubts that he can even do it.

A kid from 3rd grade said he could do it. His family is also really rich, he has an IQ of 500, had a pet wolf named Fangs, knew how to hack his Pokemon Red to catch Mario, and he knew Leonardo DiCaprio.

Weird though that he lived in the basement of an apartment complex and his lion was always sleeping in the bathroom. His apartment was just 3 rooms, I mean how can 5 people live in a place where the kitchen is in the corner of the living room and the other 2 room is a bathroom and bedroom?
Their fucking dining table was in between the couch and TV.

This Thats a triangle jump, not a double jump

I just backdashed to school didn't everyone else?

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the fuck, dude? trevor's cool, stop talking shit

>that kid who always double jumped in gym

That's a wall jump, not a double jump.

It's called a double jump because Mario checks his doubles during the jump.

>triangle jump
It’s a wall jump! God you’re such a loser!

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it's a double jump that requires a wall

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>When she ground pounds your dick

Yeah. I also knew this kid named Trevor who used to talon trot to school.

Damn, I remember Trevor. Fucking Trevor.

based trevor

>3 AM
>Hear nothing but HYUH WAH HAAH HYUH YAHOO from my neighbour next door for the last 5 hours
I'm so tired of this.

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>Jumping at a wall and kicking off of it is the same as jumping mid-air unassisted

MFW no Trevor jumping around my town

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I feel like it could be but my remedial knowledge of gravity is telling me I shouldn't ever try.

You know what you must do.

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TFW no thick Thwomp GF

>MAAAAAAAAAAMAAAAAAAA HUEHUEWOWO
>ANOTHER DOOR?
>HELLO DOOR

youtube.com/watch?v=RV9fbXyCEaI

Give me the Gameboy and get out harlot.

Double jumping is not at all difficult to do.
Unlike triple jumping, you can do it without moving in Mario games. IRL, Olympic athletes do real triple jumping, so double jumping is definitely doable.

>that one kid who double jumped on his way to school when rolling or dashing was 2x faster

I hope none of you fags did this

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Double jumping is completely different from wall jumping

It is not possible to double jump in real life, it is possible to wall jump in real life, albeit extremely difficult.

youtube.com/watch?v=no-G0uTzqQ4

That damn scoundrel. I always see Trevor double jumping out of my wife's bedroom window when I get home from work.

Trevor double jumped on my dog, poor thing still in recovery.

this is why you're a virgin

>tfw no Trickster ariel dashes to school

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Mario Land and Kirby > Women

>that one retarded kid that Naruto ran
it was me

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good god this gay ass thread again

procreate

Prevent your wound from healing.

>vidya and wizard powers
or
>a few seconds of probably diseased and smelly snatch, and the potential for rape charges

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unintentionally undersexed

a four letter exclamation of fear

Double jumping is optimized for traffic.

Trevor sounds based

maintain irritation

I bet Trevor can't triple jump

Don't you dare fucking diss my boy like this again

He tried it once, but then he remembered what happened to Darrell. Poor Darrell, he was so young

>there are people ITT who didn't soar to school using their gravity gun and random debris

No, for the same reason rockets don't work in space.

>None of you fags BLJ'd to school
it's like you wanted to take your time getting there

Why don't Mexican just double jump over the wall?

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Trevor mom here,no one can stop him

Trevor thread? Trevor thread.

>Neighbor goes YAYAYAYAYAYAYA
>suddenly all noise gone
Should I be worried?