This is true and you faggots know it

This is true and you faggots know it.

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Name 300 engagements where hammers were used

Hammer Chads in here

Fist is number 1 and you can't convince me otherwise

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Fist, hammer, mace

Bludgeoning is #1

reverse one-handed and two-handed swords and this is correct

>hammers
literal baboon tier

Literally every battle pre bronze era

flanged mace

Spears

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>t. What is armor?

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t. baboon

This guy gets it

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>Putting enough points into strength lets you dual wield two-handed weapons.

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Meteor Hammer > Everything else

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Quoit Turban better than everything.

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isn't that just a big flail?

Needs a tier below "Using Two Handed Swords as Hammers"

ha ha

okay, retard

Based and spearpilled

>dwarf fortress adventure mode
>be fortress guard
>get issued a silver fucking warhammer as a starting weapon
Needless to say, no wolf or goblin skull remained unsmashed in the surrounding woods.

> "DURR I WANNA COSPLAY AS MUH FAVRTE HERRROO GUTS/ARTORIAS/GERALT"

Yeah real fucking based there buddy. Only exception to greatswords being the realm of faggots is Empire Greatswords and Aragorn.

>cosplaying
i want to hit things with a big sharp hammer fuck you

nah gimme that ultra greatsword to cut down some realismfags.
I bet they go "B-But this shouldn't work, reee..." when they die lmao.

True list is
>2h swords
>2h hammers
>1h swords
>2h axes
>1h maces
>1h axes
>2h spears
>1h spears

spbp

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>sometimes used to fix the wife
kek

This.

Also hammers are cool but only if they are realistic warhammers. Big 'FUCK YOU' paladin two-hander hammers with gigantic heads are maximum faggotry.

Out of my way weaklings

>Wand

MACE IS ACE

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>big sharp hammer
Someone has been playing to much Monster Hunter.

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>no polearms

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>magic

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The real question is Boop or Toot?

it's Toot, you fucker

the fuck did you say to me you little hoe

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Toot all the way.

honestly what i thought of too

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>magic

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The only true warrior choice.

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>one of the strongest characters in the comic
>dies to a fucking tooth

Batooty

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Back to the mine, serf.

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>9mm

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Lances > Meme Weapons > Two handed maces > Two handed swords > Magic > Shield > Fists >Dualwielding > Two handed axes > Spear and polearmfags.

Fuck off, respect my blatant hypocrisy.

at least he scored

>no spears

question is did he pull out and if not can trolls get pregnant?

The only reason I don't bully HEMAfags like this is because if I drive you away you're going to be replaced by an even more abhorrent brand of faggotry.

>this was the last thing somebody saw before getting fucking shot in the face

based comunist bro.

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I use Spear

What an original non-contrarian opinion, user. I bet you also think necromancers and lizardmen are the hypest shit and that you're a totally unique and independent individual that isn't mindlessly parroting other contrarian autists on this board.

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Is silver a viable crafting material for weapons? I thought DF was better than that.

I'm a mace guy myself

sword and board is the one true big brain

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Wrong and wrong. Humans are the best you seething bladeposter.

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>galaxy brain: fists

I equate maces and hammers so you're cool user.

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Only a retard would have stuck around after the inbred shirtless trailer mutant showed up with a gun.

>why yes I do carry a halberd, how could you tell?

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For me?
Its the humble sword and shield combo.

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Why is he holding his sword on the same side as the scabbard?

He's lefthanded, and switched to humiliate his foe further.

he's a retarded SnS main

Why are pickaxes so unloved? I loved having a pickaxe in FATE.

It is for warhammers, where the density of the material is important. They're shit for swords, though.

why is he wearing a headband on his helmet

>not hiring mercenaries to do the dirty job for you
imagine being a fightfag

>magic
>and the most inferior casting focus at that

How does it fucking feel being even worse than a fucking crystal ball lmao

But what about maces?

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Imagine being a jew.

>faith builds
ahahaha

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to absorb sweat, duh

Axe an shield is superior, though.
>axe has superior armor penetration capabilities but is shit at blocking because it just has a handle
>shield protecc

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Fuck off Hammerdin

i like glass claymores, they're cool

Go throw yourself in the mud like the rest of the cucks, poorfag.

>thinking anything is superior to more shield

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Fists followed by fist weapons are the patrician choice. Imagine some dude with a big ass weapon and their embarrassment by getting btfo by some dude and his trusty knuckles.

Imagine what that guy using only his fists could do with an actual weapon, but he never needs to pick one up because fists are so much more stylish.

>full plate armour
>sword and shield
This meme has to stop

That's an axe?

noif ×1

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If you're fighting giant monsters or the supernatural it could be reasonable. Might be a bitch to enchant your whole armor with "fuck magic" but easy to do with just a plate of metal.

Big war axe.

Now we're talking. Pity polearms are so underrepresented in games.

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change hammers with maces

>plate of metal
Shields for the most part of their existence were made out of wood. Full plate + metal shield is going to be a heavy combination, especially if the armour is incredibly thick If the guy can afford such armour and shield, then I'm sure he can enhance his armour. You can even save some money by buying unpolished armour and then just painting it to protect it from rust. Pretty sure polishing was 80% of armour's price
Also, hand and a half sword + shield is a poor combination, because handle will get in the way.

For me it's Backscratchers

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Obsidian club master race here.

Spainiards can eat a dick.

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