Fuck you faggot son

fuck you faggot son

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Sorry I couldn't be the man you wanted me to be, dad.

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dad is nigger

y-you too

good to see you too, pop.

Dad, why did mom leave us? Was it because of that time I put peanut butter in my asshole and let the dog lick it out?

this must be fake.

what's happening here

No, I'm not winning Dad, I never win.

dad why are you black

adorable girl so frail she passed out from getting her blood drawn. Some people are are just really bad with needles.

Jesus how is it that some people are such fucking pussies

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terrible nurse/technician to not notice the girl was going to pass out

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I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU!

I'll fucking throttle you boomer don't test my shit

is that michelle obama?

My daddy told me not to be ashamed of my dick

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based

>women need to be weaker than men
>wow this woman is a weaker than a man what a pussy
lol ok

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funniest thread on Yea Forums

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phlebotomist here, occasionally a person will show up and need blood labs done before/just after their early morning appointment, and sometimes people don't eat breakfast before they arrive. all of the brownouts i've seen are from people whose blood sugar plummeted after a blood draw, to the point where my lab keeps a nearby fridge stocked with orange juice to resuscitate people. most of them also puke when this happens to them.

thanks, phlebotomist

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I tried my best dad. I know I wasn’t good enough. I’m sorry.

>parasite removal
I thought the tube was a big ass worm

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is that a good career path user. how's phlebotomy?