Have you accepted video games are your only source of happiness...

Have you accepted video games are your only source of happiness? Which video games help you realise you'll never have a woman?

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Marijuana gives me more happiness than vidya

can i fuck your ass

games+loli is great

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At this point I'm a walking corpse so sure. Not really video game relevant though

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No, i also play magic the gathering, munchkin and pen and paper

Post steam qt

>Have you accepted video games are your only source of happiness?
No, lmao, I'm not a fucking loser.
I watch anime too.

I'm still on your friends list yet you've not talked to me in ages. Why? I want your attention. Give it to me.

i love my dog too :)

>have you accepted video games are your only source of happiness?
No. I took up woodworking to avoid this reality.

So you suck and take dick?
It's an analogy right?

I barely have enough attention for myself.

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I'm more than just a cum dump!!
Maybe if you talk to me I might let you use me.

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No. I make desks and other random pieces of furniture. Don't be a faggot.

Message me please

I don't know whot to meesage.

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did you get aids or cancer

Something cute!
We play similiar vidya also so....

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I meant who.

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They don't even make me happy anymore, nothing does

I'll tell you when my steam lights up cutie.
Nothing yet.

>family is shit
>no friends
>work is work; superiors treat me like a literal retard
>flunked out of uni
>can't live anywhere other than home because rent is too expensive
>video games are the only light in my life
and I can't stand playing them for more than a few hours, just fucking kill me.

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The real source of happiness is improving yourself, become economically independent and form a family.

Videogames are a minor hobby during your teenage/early 20's.

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I'll talk to you. How about talking about how i wanna use you like a cum dump.

My sources of happiness is family and good memories. Also, occasional racist jokes.

Video games aren't making me as happy any more.

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That's really not funny user. There is more to me than my ass.

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I guess mouthpussy is fine too so let's keep loosing it up with talk.

That's not what I MEAN!!!
Talk to me politely or not at all!!!!

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>and form a family.
Impossible with today's generation of women. All of them are concerned with either hook-up cultures or being career women. Even if you do wind up married, there's no guarantee anymore she'll stick around due to how easy it is to game the divorce system to get half your shit AND your kids AND basically ruin your life.

I see i see...
Can you let me try my best to impregnate your lewd holes pretty please?

>Have you accepted video games are your only source of happiness?
no, because I never actually tried to do anything else to be "happy", it's just that staying home playing video games is much more comfortable.

also this, lolis are too powerful, they're keeping me from going outside and meet 3D girls

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Also have you noticed how women on tinder make their profile images 5x better than how they look in real life yet still don't match with you because they believe they're something special.

In contradiction and in real life encounters they're all over your dick.

Fuck real women. Anons that stick 2D or go Eastern women are smart.

NO!!
I know your type. You'll just mating press, cum and leave. That's not fair.

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Sex - fun the first hundred times until you realize you are doing literally all the work

Action packed lifestyle/career - fun until you realize you are just doing the same thing over and over, and the adrenaline only lasts so long

Family - lol

Video games - infinitely huge market of games to pick from, different experience each time, is fun night after night for many decades

Leave you hanging on my dick all night you mean qtpie.

You might be big but I still don't see why I should ride you or let you pound me

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Because i love you

Help me bros, I can't seem to be able to make a tulpa

Wholesome

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>trannies aren't raiding Yea Forums!!!
Explain this thread then.

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Why are you 2 faggot grown men lewding eachother

Don't say that... or i'll think you mean it and ....

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reminder that these are the people that erp on Yea Forums Yea Forums
You will never be women
based

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why would i play games that make me feel like ill be alone forever? play shit that makes you hopeful or at least ones that are fun.

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And...????

>implying these faggots are that well kept

I just want you too....I.. I w..want you to...I want you.

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This is pretty gay unless you're a girl (female)

Bump

I see...


You want me to kill myself right... Just like everybody else... You don't have to say it...

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BAKA!!!!
Don't do that!
If you do that how will we..... I mean we have so much to talk about! You're a good person user! Please don't do it! Do...d...do something else....

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>nobody will ever say this to you and actually mean it
Why even live bros...

Oh i don't know if i can... Maybe just.... Maybe if we...

Maybe if you let me blow as deep inside you as physically possible

Are you saying you'll kill yourself unless I bounce on top of you and let you take control and cum deep inside me?
I.....i...I don't want you to die user so I guess....okay...but...be gentle...I'm scared....

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Shut the FUCK up. I'm here to jack off to two faggots ERPing, not go soft because I started feeling anything deeper than lust.

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what the FUCK is going on in this thread???

>click thread hoping to entertain myself with depressedfag posts
>its men larping as little anime girls in weird romantic situations

>gay anime threads
don't you faggots have a discord or something?

Yeah yeah exactly that. But i wanna marry you first so hurry up and say yes already it's getting uncomfortable 8nside my pants.

>Have you accepted video games are your only source of happiness?
No, drugs are.

These queers aren't going to do anything proper anyway, they never do, it's time to feel true despair.
Nobody will ever love you as much as you love them.
Sneed.

Same. Shit happens

If you didn't go soft when one of them threatened suicide to get sex like some kind of emotionally abusive spouse, then I don't know what to tell you.

I'll ask again, how does one properly make a tulpa?

>he has to resort to artificial stimulants
lmao @ u

S....sure. I do!
C...can I... since we're married be lewd with you? I'd like to do things but....only if you say so.....

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Talk to yourself long enough and eventually someone will talk back.

Mmm i kinda lost my urge to impregnate your butt... Let's do stuff happy married couples do like play video games. We can take turns holding the controller, it'll kinda be like holding hands

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Bully!!!!
That's teasing!!!
But okay, what video game shall we play?
If you lose no tickling.....Or I'll have to kiss you!

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Hey guys sorry to interrupt but I'm touching myself right now

Tell me why you think that didn't make me harder? Because, it did. Oh man it did. I ended up going soft anyway because I have to put this sense of impending doom back to bed.
Talk to yourself for three months.

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Everyone in this thread should unironically die in a horrific car accident.

God I wish.

I only do it because you're the cutest when you're flustered.

Anyways, i gotta see your steam or else I'll not know what to choose...

>suicidal faggots
Give me your address, I'll go over and kill you. Don't worry, it'll be quick and painless, I'm not a psychopath.

No you wont virgin lmao

Will you fuck me first so I don't die a virgin at least?

>all of my ex-classmates have a special one
>unemployed after finishing technical education
>always fuck up everything
yes please

Tedt

hi wings of redemption

Says the pussy. If I won't then you have nothing to fear.
Put on a skirt and we'll find out.

I can tell by this post that you are balding.

You can tell I'm high test?

Don't play coy user, you know you want us.... You'd love it if you could stick your throbbing cock inside our tight pussies. I bet you're such a virgin youd love for me to bounce up and down on your erect penis while your balls slap against my arse cheeks until I force you to cum while I squeeze your ballsack. Let your cum flow deep in me as I ride you gently as you ejactuoate. I know you want it.

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we wuz lonely n shiet(has a shitload of friends and meme depression + anime avatar)

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Stop trying to make me gay. I won't fall for it.

I just spent an entire day playing video games now I'm filled with regret and depression

We could play some cute co-op games and cuddle. What do you have in mind?

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Nothing you said appeals to me. Not a single thing.
and I'm perfectly fine with that. Formerly Chuck

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You're just playing hard to get.
Theres a reason you took time to respond. Don't worry user, it'll be our little secret.

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What games can numb the pain that I will never become a father and raise up a son or daughter to love and care for with all my being.
I just want to have kids why is it so hard?

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Is kf2 cute??

Why?
Just adopt if you have bad sperm or can't get a gf

Ooooh actually have that.
It's not really cute unless you play it with certain models and map themes though!

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Ampharos

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I'm playing "my lust has been driven out and replaced with a impotent rage and sadness". You'll have to try harder than that basic bitch tier paragraph. I've read better on badly typesetted JOIs.
It's extremely hard to adopt as a single male in the States, which I assume he is.

Then that let's play that! Post it! Post it now!! I have a need a need for your steam!!!

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>my lust has been driven out and replaced with a impotent rage and sadness
I know this fucking feel bro

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Thinking I'd even waste my time trying to pleasure you......pfft.
Stay bed ridden limp dick.
Sure I'd love to give you my steam but perhaps discord is better start?

the cutest in this thread

Eeeeh??? But you can't play games on discoooooord...

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Ugh!

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video games don't make me happy anymore....

Hey quit that already, you're not allowed to do that with others you can only speak with me

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But I cant give my Steam away here!
Too many pervy anons like

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I have drugs and anime as well, but I'd say vidya is my favorite yeah.

Flaaffy

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Well perhaps you should give me more attention or ..... !!!
Kidding! Only you because I love you user!

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Fiiiiiine

Post your discord please.

Women aren't happiness, no matter what your hormones are telling you.
t. 42 years old, married for half of them.

>tfw I will never have friends

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Thank you elder user.

a thread full of lonely faggots larping as anime grils asking to play games with strangers.
thanks for making me feel better about my own shitty life.

Akebono#8837

What do you do to stay young and healthy?

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That's kinda hot

getting a blowjob while playing elite dangerous is probably the best thing I've ever done. It was, at least, the most interesting thing I did in that game anyway.

yay...

I'll send it tomorrow. Night night

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Good end. Probably.

It made me feel worse knowing I'll never be friends with any of them because ERP does nothing for me and I don't like doing it but still want to talk to others online.

Wrong
anime is, I don't play video games anymore, I can't stop coming to /v out of habit

Sleep well baby. I'll sleep too.

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This. Fucking finally

CRINGE anime tranny thread

Don't let the bed bugs bite!!

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Of course I haven't fucking accepted it. Almost every single game I was excited for turned out to be utter garbage in 2019. Sekiro was boring, Smash Ultimate is boring and dead, Crash Team Racing just became pay 2 win, and Resident Evil 2 just become another generic horror game. Death Stranding also looks like shit too, and that was the game I was delaying my suicide for.

Video games were the only thing in my life I ever gave a shit about, and now that they're dying I have absolutely no desire to even get out of bed. I just miss being a freshmen. I miss my grandma. I miss my dog Lucky. I miss when my life wasn't a screaming, twisting nightmare.

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I don't think anyone gets happy by playing video games here. All I see is outrage culture and shitposting so clearly it's not video games.

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even when i know it is two dudes being faggots i still get off to watching them breed in a anonymous board

what is wrond with me

And sleep tight!!

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>Death Stranding also looks like shit too

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Don't fucking start. Not in this thread, please. I'm being completely serious, I'm too fucking drained to argue about Death Stranding anymore.

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i can't I'm not
inside!

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I'm just here to see what sort of shitposts this thread generates.
Also, daily reminder that scientists' predictions for Climate Change are usually proven wrong, Adam Lanza is not a real person, and Google is now even more of a bullshit distributor than CNN.

Okay user, I was just yanking your chain. I'm exactly pretty much in the same boat as you are. Only shitposting brings me joy anymore.

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Your mind sees the cute anime pic and associates it with the girly text.

delete this

Why are you not tucked up in bed!? You can't sleep outside, not without me to protect you!

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>Death Stranding also looks like shit too, and that was the game I was delaying my suicide for.
Holy fucking shit, you must be a dumb one!

Nooo baka... I mean >inside *wink wink*

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I'd love for you to be buried deep inside me safe and warm all night while I smother you with cuddles.
But for now you must sleep without me. Just imagine otherwise user!

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Yeah, I know. I used to be a big Kojima fanboy before I realized that he wasn't even responsible for the best parts of Metal Gear. I hate throwing this term around, but he really is a hack.

>while I smother you with cuddles
What a lucky user.

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But i don't wanna close my eyes i don't wanna fall asleep cause I'll miss you baby and i don't wanna miss a thing.

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In that case I'll just lie on your pudgy belly and stare at you until you close your eyes and fall asleep. then I'll tickle you and wake you up just so I can do it all again and you cant stop me

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I've had womens, they don't make you happy.
They want to accidentally get pregnant and make you be a wagey. If you don't they just do it to someone else. Obviously not everyone is like that but all the womans I had where. We broke up over creampie related arguments and then their next bf was immediately in child support city.

Games don't make me happy either btw

Nothing brings me happiness anymore and I already accepted that I will die alone.

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Behold, the fruits of toxic masculinity. Unable to express their sensitive sides, they perceive role playing as women the only alternative, as feelings are only reserved for women in their minds. Finding comfort in this, they manipulate themselves into becoming more feminine and in the end, feel like a woman trapped in a man's body. Tragic.

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P-pudgy???
What happens if i try and make you stop?

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Would anyone like to be friends? I mostly only work out and play video games and don't really watch anime. I also don't start conversations regularly.

I'll be your friend but only in this thread

>as feelings are only reserved for women
>Implying they're not

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If you're not a fag we can play something right now. I'm bored and not tired enough to sleep yet.

steamcommunity.com/id/tomoko/

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You are stealing my only friend

I haven't showered since working on my car all day outside in Florida heat/humidity. I'm sweaty and smell really bad.

Then I'll have to keep tickling and kiss your belly. If you don't behave I'll have to keep showering you with kisses while pinning you down!

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I'm about to go exercise but I shower after so I smell fine.

What multiplayer games lend themselves to making e-friends that aren't ASSFAGs or CSGO?

that's sad but don't worry, I'll be your friend

Okay but I can only reply in between sets. How is your day?
I'm a fag but I'm not in your face about it and I'm taken so I'm not gonna be a weird ERPer.

sad pathetic faggots

You can be gay and not be a fag. Just don't be an underage retard screaming memes every five seconds. I'm too old for this shit.

Why do people do this?

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I'm too old for that too. I get sick of all the zoomers on Yea Forums these days. Let's be close friends user!

they sad desperate irl because no girl want to be with them so they have to find another desperate on the internet and pretend they are cute girls

If you're gonna be like that then I'll lick your armpits let's see how you like that.

Healous5

>Go out to eat with college classmates
>Girl that's been giving me signals for a year sits next to me and randomly puts her hand on my inner thigh and just stares in my eyes for a few seconds
>Just look at her then we both look away and act like nothing happened
>Later we're all saying our good byes
>Standing with my arm leaning against a wall
>She walks up and just puts her nose in my armpit and inhales and shudders under her breath just enjoying my armpit smell (???)
>Awkwardly grab her and pull her aside so she stops being weird in front of everyone

What the fuck is wrong with me bros

based armpit anons
post armpits slut

AAAAAHHHH!
BAKA BAKA BAKA!!!
That's my other sensitive spots, you cant lick me there! I'll be forced to lick you in your sensitive spot if you don't behave!

But I already have a woman tho user. . .

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VIDEO GAMES
At least pretend to organize pickup games or some shit

>>>/Reddit/

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i hope you get aids.

also they prob fat and balding irl

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Bwaaaka baka bwaka akebonon is getting tired
Or horny...

It's okay. Thank you for asking. I made bread earlier today and am eating it now. What about you?

OHNONONONO HAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT THIS DOUD
OHNONONONO LOOK AT HIS POST

Very sleepy cutie....
I might have to leave you soon until tomorrow....can you give me a cuddle and.....and k..kiss!?

I had a nice day. I woke up late and went out with my boyfriend for lunch, then we went to the army surplus store to get stuff for our cosplays since PAX is coming up on Friday. I still need to pick up a few things for mine to be complete, but it's coming along nicely, I got the bulk of my outfit today. How was your bread and what kind, white bread?

Forgot again.....zyzz...

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LEWD

Ampharos

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Was that fun? I have never been on a date before; that sounds relaxing.

Yes, a basic yeast bread. I used brown sugar instead of white and added a bit extra, so it's pleasantly sweet. And I cut a lob of butter and put it on the bottom of the dough before baking it in the oven. So when it came out the bottom of the loaf was nice and browned. It has a savory taste and the crust gives a nice crunch, while the inside is nice and soft.

I was not expecting much but I really do like it.

Gosh you're so needy akebonon

Also doesn't it bring you shame? Wanting to display such intimacy in public??

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>first the quints thread gets grabbed by lolifags
>now there's a LARP thread the likes of which I havent seen for years
Abandon board. Confirmed raid.
Shit's fucked for the rest of the night. Dont forget to report every dumb lolifucker you see before you go, though.

>Bwaaaka baka bwaka akebonon is getting tired

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40%

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Hugh!
My bad!
I get excited when I'm sleepy..uhhh...
I'll save it for more...private times hehe

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Tell me what to play so I don't have to make decisions myself.

Kek

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Drop down and give me 50

Akebonon more like, bakabono...

good night

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It was nice. We're together every single day, so it's just another day to me, not that I don't cherish my time with him. When we good home, I bought a few other things online for my costume, I also made risotto and now I'm working out. Most baking I've done has been pies and cakes and the like, I've never done a lot of bread. Is this your first time making it? Do you do much other cooking or baking?

I'm kinda lonely guys. I thought I'd be fine but maybe not.

I don't understand these images, He doesn't look like a chinkbean man.

Just what the fuck is wrong with people on here? I’m gone, dunno why I bookmarked it in the first place.

I have a bread maker but never used it. Is it just simple shit like you mix the ingredients in a bowl and throw it in the machine?

Goodnight baby.
kisses and smooches

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jokes on you, user. I am a women.

Fort Myers Florida?

We don't accept them either.

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I've never been more jealous of anyone in my entire life then these anime posters, I would literally kill 65 of the other people in this thread if I could be loved like these anime lovers love one another.

Not that user, but if you're into baking pies, I recommend dabbling around in pot pies and Shepard pies. They're so fun to make bro, one of my absolute favorite things to bake, aside from casseroles.

bake this
*unzips dick*

Faggot

I've made bread a few times before. I find it meditative and quite fun to get experimental.

I really enjoy cooking as I find it much easier to focus on than other things and it seems to be helping me to grow as a person. Have you been at it for a while?

I have accepted happiness as worthless and suffering as unacceptable.

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What do you usually do while waiting for things to finish baking?

Don't be. They are likely cold and conceited irl.

Imagine being a man, and being incapable of basic cooking. Basedboy zoomers can't even provide for themselves, no wonder they can't provide for women either.

I've been considering it recently, I'm always trying up come up with new things to try cooking so my roommates don't get bored, plus it's fun to experiment. I generally try to stick with more protein heavy meals, since my boyfriend and I both care about our diet and fitness but carb heavy stuff isn't so bad every now and then if we get enough protein early in the day.
I've been cooking since I was in my late teens. My mother wasn't around a lot and wasn't a great cook and I was never taught how, so I started dabbling around in it now and everyone that's eaten my cooking has generally told me I'm a good cook, it feels nice when people enjoy my cooking. What is your favorite meal to cook? Or perhaps your best?

have sex

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this thread smells like eternal virgins

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Yeah I feel that, I eat paleo as well, so I don't really bake pies as often anymore. Casseroles are def something you can do easily enough though, just subbing out pasta for shit like zucchini or other squashes

Trannies need to be bannies

My favorite thing to cook is chicken. I especially like to cut it into strips and fry them, which I coat in a butter/hot sauce mixture.

>boyfriend
You better be a woman (female)

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I can't do more than 20 at a time Sarge.

I also get happiness from drinking

Have you found your physical/mental well-being has improved significantly since switching to a paleolithic diet?

Alcoholic brother reporting in

I've considered drinking for years.

Do you do any exercise on top of that? If not I'd consider starting it, you'll see improvement rather fast.
I adore spicy stuff, I slather hot sauce on everything I can, as long as it doesn't get in the way of the flavor. I love love love super spicy stuff as long as it doesn't compromise on flavor, I've tried a few of those supposedly super hot sauces and they were fine in terms of heat but the flavor of some of them is pretty unappealing. Are you sure you wouldn't like to be friends outside of this thread?
I already said I'm a gay. I'm one of those girly feminine gay boys.

>tfw no cute user

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Quitting on me, are you? From what I recall, I make the decisions. Now get to it pansy and no stopping.

I get hungry less, food is cheaper since I buy in bulk. I've always tried to maintain a healthy lifestyle, so I can't say whether I am noticably happier or not. Don't personally believe diet affects that much. Muscle gain comes on slower(but retention is better), and I get dizzy a little easier, due to lack of carbs, but I can still make gains and I don't feel at any sort of health risk.

>I already said I'm a gay.
user please. We gave you your own board. Why don't you go back there?

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Also yes, I try to exercise 3 times a week. I have an autistic desire to improve myself as much as I can in order to be the chaddest person in the vicinity of my gf.

But cute user, you're already the cute user.

You're posting on MY board user. Maybe another board would be more your style. Try /vp/ or /vg/.
Nothing wrong with that as long as when you see people bigger than you, you use it as motivation rather than getting down. What kind of routine do you do? I don't do super heavy weight stuff myself since I want to stay kind of feminine and androgynous, I'm worried about getting too big. My boyfriend gets a bit frustrated at times because despite that I'm still buffer than him.

The cute anons were the friends we made along the way.

Faggot

/vp/ and /vg/ are ten times gayer then Yea Forums.

Reminder for the tranny janny erping in this thread

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Thanks, helps me feel better.

Which is exactly why you should check them out, fruitcake.

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Did SL 5x5 for a while, starting PPL workout stuff now that I have a good foundation setup. I'm not trying to look like a ham giant either, I just don't plan on being a 6'3 lanklet or a fatty like I was before I met my thot.

Did 30 of 50 so far sir. I'm weak as shit but I'll get there.

>Which video games help you realise you'll never have a woman?
What if you want to BE a woman?

Don't you ever compare me to a filthy homosexual ever again. Call me a cuck, or whatever buzzword you want, but a gay? No sir, I will not have it

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reply to yourself faggot pile of shit

Ah, good to hear. Those are both decent beginner routines and leave lots of room for accessory lifts. What are your current weights for your major compounds? I'm getting close to 1pl8 bench, I'm slightly concerned my arms are getting too big but it also feels nice. I'll be cutting back if I start going from looking in shape to looking buff.
Get out of here if you can't take a few words, princess.
Okay.

...

>being a faggot in the faggot board /lgbt/
>"nah."
>being a faggot in the attention seeker board /soc/
>"nah."
>being a faggot in the trash, /trash/
>"nah."
>being a faggot on Yea Forums - Video Games
>"perfect!"
What's the rationale behind this?

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>Get out of here if you can't take a few words, princess.
Okay, I'll go to bed right now knowing that I can actually have biological children.
Good night
Tranny Jannies.

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>Okay, I'll go to bed right now knowing that I can actually have biological children.
Why would you be happy about having the ability to condemn innocents to die?
signed, a hetero guy

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>faggot hates himself
color me surprised

I'm gonna hit the hay, so listen up: you shall perform 50 pushups every day until you can finally do all 50 consecutively. Do I make myself clear?

Goodnight user. Remember, you should help others up, not put them down. I've come to terms with never having children with my future husband, there will be other ways to handle it.

no, vidya is just a short term distraction
i dont remember when i felt happy last time

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>hetero
I do agree, hetero people are murderous faggots.

Yes daddy

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based het master race
tranny cope kys faggot fuck

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Why dont you work at trying to be happy instead of wallowing in self pity

So who's the anime bitch wearing the black sweatshirt?

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Sure. How should I contact you?

My bench is at like 190, but I don't think imma get to 2pl8 anytime soon lol. It's a comfy range to make slow gains though, and since I'm not really eating carbs anymore, my gains aren't exactly lightning fast like they'd be if I guzzled down a gallon of milk and at rice every day.

Tshirts and skirts are criminally under utilized.

Rent free

I'm a tranny. I can't be happy

madre mia el goblino

Meowie#7927
You'll look leaner and much better cutting out carbs, but don't treat them like the devil or anything. They're still fine enough and a good source of fast energy, all things in moderation. Just keep at it, if you're hitting a plateau, my suggestion would be to bulk up a bit then cut later or try a higher volume routine, but I'm sure you don't need to hear that from someone smaller than you that lifts less. I'm sure you're doing an excellent job!

Post your fucking programming socks already

My friends all got pussy whippe and married white trash with tats who thought a jew nailed to wood was god lol
Just finished Metal Wolf Chaos. Never happier to be alone.

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Thanks based gay bro. Yeah, I know I gotta start shaking up my diet or routine to see harder gains, but I'm at a p comfortable place with my body rn, and I've always dreaded change in general. That's life though, so we'll see what I decide to do when I'm ready to go further. Appreciate the conversation, even if it had absolutely nothing to do with video games, on the video game discussion board. Stay cool my dude, hope you and your boyfriend have fun at PAX.

how do I get a gamer boyfriend who likes me for more than my penis?

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Be more than a penis

I am more than a penis.
Unfortunately the penis is the only part worth liking.

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This. You're already off to a bad start posting traps to represent yourself. It shows insecurity and disingenuity.

I'd probably be a good friend but I also don't leave my room. Shame.

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You wanna get under my desk?

Don't you just loooooove Halloweeeen?

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>Which video games help you realise you'll never have a woman?
The cute and funny ones.

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I have a lot more sources of enjoyment in my life!
Exercising, growing flowers and peppers, and writing REALLY shitty poetry! Also fun shit/lewdposting but that lends more towards your side of the argument

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would anime girls eating burgers be an improvement?

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No. I keep those on a different site. If you do happen to find where I post my pictures, I might post stuff after PAX depending on how happy I am with my cosplay. It's going to be my first time crossdressing in public and my first time applying makeup.
I know that feel, I'm always ready hesitant to add things to or alter my routine. I need to make a few changes but I don't like thinking about working out much on my off days and when it's a day I should be working out, I'm more focused on that rather than thinking of what changes I should make. Have a nice night and thanks for the chat user.

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same