ITT: Ruin an upcoming game in one simple step

ITT: Ruin an upcoming game in one simple step.
I'll start: Epic exclusive.

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I kinda hope it happens, at least that way I wouldn't feel as bad about it being inevitably shit.

Half of your units hardcoded to spawn as female.

Microtransactions

Black protagonist

Interracial couple (unless it's a white male + any other female, then it's ok)

Announce DLCs before the game is even released

(work on game for 8 bloody years and then say that you're going to release it as an early access beta. I mean, what the jizz? What the fuck were they doing all these years?)

R&D ain’t cheap

I hope they fix the war screams

I WANT OFF ARKANE'S WILD RIDE

what do you mean

>work on game for 8 bloody years and then say that you're going to release it as an early access beta.
It's bizarre, given that the previous release teases got shut down because they didn't want the game to be released until it's complete.
I haven't been following the news closely enough, so I don't have a sauce, but some anons in other threads have claimed Telltale has promised the beta will be the complete game, just that the EA period will be used for balancing and bugfixes/QA.

>no workshop
Yeah, pretty much.

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>plan final army but double it size
>marry all female fighters and adquire harem
there you go

From what I've heard (Namely, Resonant YT channel. Bloke has access to closed beta) the game is still filled with bugs and lacks sound and all those small bits and bobs.

>The game has workshop support
>But you have to buy mods for money

Does he have the multiplayer, or full?
It's weird they'd still be missing assets, but I guess they're leaving the release until PRIME BLOODLINES 2 SEASON for a reason.

>2020
>still early access

The upcoming beta that will be March 2020 and the current closed beta are multiplayer only. Singleplayer is still being worked on.

>Day 1 dlc
>Never releases
>Less features than in the other M&B games
>Surprise mechanics
Or something simpler like bad ai that make battles boring

Can't release game for another 20 years because they gotta update the grass.

>Day 1 DLC
>"historical" game isn't actually historical
>streamer/youtuber bait
>"an ancient evil awakens"
And the worst of the worst
HD remake

They've actually improved the AI quite a lot. Now it doesn't just funnel through one bottleneck into the castle, they actually choose different routes during the siege and there are always battle going on all around the map.
Not sure about the infamous kongo line tho

Sure hope the yelling is still in though
"It's almost harvesting season!"

I WILL DRINK FROM YOUR SKULL

>not already having sword sisters as half of your units

NO
NO
NO
FUCK YOU
NO
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
SAUCE OR FUCK OFF

I mean, they literally said so themselves. There will be no singleplayer on launch.

Can't wait to join a field full of horses running wild