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>You're an average white man, user, plain and typical shit posting Gamer. Your favorite game is Skyrim, vanilla on console or Modded on PC is our choice. You enjoyed it greatly either way.

>But one day, you kick the bucket.Yup, that anime clique death of being run over by a speeding car. And it was a slow death too, feeling yourself shit your pants and slowly bleed to death. But finally gurgled on your own blood and choked to death before the ambulance arrived.

>Soon you awoke in the sky, feeling your form weightless and none existent. You felt awestruck and stunned at being so close to the starry sky, almost within reach...

>"A-hem?" You nearly jumped, if you could see a towering woman with flawless golden skin and flowing ebony hair that framed her angelic angular face. A Small mole on her cheek under her slanted eyes.

>"user Y, Mous, I presume?" She asked, looking over the newly freed mortal soul. "I am Dephallia. Goddess of Love & fertility."

>You nearly popped your eyes out in surprise. "Wha- Aren't you a fictional character-? How could you be real-?"

>"I, along with the other divine, are indeed not of this world. But we have reached across the boundaries of our world, using a man known as 'Todd Howard' as our prophet. Feeding the knowledge of Tamriel into his mind. Creating games to allow your people of your world glimpse into it. Even if under the impression of begin mere fiction."

?"Why are you telling me this?" You asked.

>"Because, A few of the divines -and even a few of the Deadra- have taken the souls of the players and reincarnated them into the world." She answered. "I wish to choose you. But not as a champion if you are agents it. I merely wish to see you interact and live in this world in a new live."

>You look down, shocked as you noticed it was the land of Skyrim far below you.

>"You shall be reborn as a female Argonian. Do you accept? Will you take this chance and carve out a new live?"

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ffs user this better be worth reading

>female
nah

Aren't Argonians treated the worst out of all races in Skyrim? This seems like a bad deal all around.

oh oh oh traveler
it was worth reading thanks

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that isn't a divine faggot

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This feels like it needs to be in /quest/

I don't want to be a lizardwoman, and the Elder Scrolls universe is a metaphysical hellhole.

shut the fuck up.

go learn your lore

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Become a Skooma addict and stay as the average white man

I'd do so much Skooma that I'd end up dying in short order or ascend

I want to uninstall the mod!

I'd fucking panic and probably have a mental breakdown
>lul u died and everything and everyone you've known is now gone
>but it's OK because you're in videogame land :)

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Basically, yeah

Just achieve CHIM, bro.

>"yes please free me from my suffering"
>wake up in skyrim
>hot boy I'm finally in a video game
>take that 'going into games machine' guy
>wait, does that make me a video game character?
>am I the same person who got hit by that truck?
>am I real?
>am I just a part of the game

>immediately zero-sum and sublimate into the wider aurbris

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But according to its own lore, the Elder Scrolls world doesn't actually exist, so the Divines and Daedra don't exist and therefore can't reach into our world.

>female
>argonian
Can the car that hit me, go full reverse and hit me again?

I'd probably become a massive slut if I became a female argonian

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Me fucking too.

>And that my son, is the story of how a female argonian joined the stormcloaks

That would never happen because if a deity followed me for even five minutes they'd know EXACTLY what would happen if she isekai'd me into a female argonian and I doubt said diety would want to watch the life of a slut seeking 24/7 fucking.

Sanguine would

Maybe it's prissy but I couldn't live as a beast race

Or another Mad Deadra

I'm not complaining, but... why?

So would Dibella.

I'd only want to be isekai'd into TES if I was guaranteed a lifelong position in the Temple of Dibella and I could spend all my days doing nothing but fucking the slut priestesses. Also, no sex change, I don't want to be female.

too bad

Honestly, what else would you do? The Elder Scrolls is fucking depressing, and honestly one of the most horrifying fantasy realities to live in. Also, you aren't the hero this world needs in this agreement. You are not the Dragonborn, you are not the Nerevarine. They just want to see what you do. And they will see a lot of inter-species fucking, 24/7.

I'm not well versed in TES lore, what makes it so horrible?

daedric princes and dark brotherhood
knowing that if you cross someone they could do the black sacrement and send an assassin after you

>Also, you aren't the hero this world needs in this agreement. You are not the Dragonborn, you are not the Nerevarine.
And even if you were, who cares, the world is all just a dream anyway, nothing matters.

The "everything is just a dream" thing is a big one. Then there's the fact that it's really goddamn easy for monsters, demons, and even apprentice-level mages to steal your soul and trap you in Hell forever.

>say yes
>haha I'm in a video game this is great
>first battle get stabbed
>intense searing pain because it's real now
>bleeding heavily and dying
>barely stand up from the pain jesus FUCK
>try healing magic and potions think it will instantly solve my dying problem
>doesn't because I'm not playing a video game anymore
>call for help but realise I'm in in frozen shithole
>tfw cold-blooded lizard bleeding heavily
>wolves coming now
>dragons shout them to death because I'm the dragon born
>oh wait no I'm not fu-
Wow thanks

All manner of horrifying creatures plague the countryside, and often have free reign to fuck up anything whenever the government collapses ever era. Any number of things-that-should-not-be can find you, kill you in horribly painful way, and then imprison your soul in Ultrahell for all eternity. Or, you can just be cast into the Void by the Dark Brotherhood if someone decides they hate you enough to preform an unholy black sacrament. Vampires could use you as blood cattle, werewolves could eat you alive, or you could just be raped for all eternity by the God of Rape because that is just how he gets his kicks. If you are REALLY unfortunate, you could experience time literally breaking because Akatosh just fucking gave up trying to work out whatever the fuck the protagonist of your era was trying to accomplish with the heart of a dead god or whatever.

Sure, there are pleasant afterlives, but you aren't guaranteed to reach them even if you are a devout follower of whatever flavor of god you decided to worship. So much shit could trap you in unceasing perdition just because you happened to be in the wrong place at the right time.

imperial-library.info/content/vampires#vvardenfell

Psst, it's spelled 'cliche'.

>immediately try to eat several wheels of cheese to regain health before the wolves come
>get torn apart before you even make it a fourth of the way through the first wheel

no make me a human or even a redgaurd im not gonna be a fucking reptile

I think he meant Dibella

What the fuck is this shitty fanfiction

>But according to its own lore, the Elder Scrolls world doesn't actually exist
Source?

That's bullshit.

It exists but technically it's the dream of a dead god because reverse chim or some dumb shit

No, it's real. TES is just the dream of something called the Godhead.

Not everything Kirkbride wrote after doing lines of coke is gospel, mate

My current character is a female Argonian thief that speaks entirely in poems so sure, I'd just be like her.

Dragonborn basically confirms that part of the coke dream though
old what's his name was trying to achieve amaranth and become the new dreamer

TES is a dream, but it's not like the dreamer is ever going to wake up. It's not the coke-fueled dream of some bum in a Maccie's bathroom, it's the consciousnesses of two god-like entities intertwined and subdivided so many times they've splintered into a physical universe.
Sufficiently enlightened bits can escape from that dream and start dreaming a new reality, albeit most likely dying/going into a permanent coma in the process.

Who are you talking about specifically? The Thalmor guy in the College questline?

Miraak tried to in the DLC

Oh, okay. I honestly never finished that DLC. Whenever I play Skyrim, or any other Bethesda game for that matter, I always burn out before I finish everything.

make me a tall blond thicc nord woman, of high elf, or literally any other race then argonian plz

No, you're going to be an argonian with massive juggers who's impossibly horny at all times.

this, i want to be a pretty elf princess whose bodyguard is as a cute muscle nord

I'd just go out and get fucked t b h

This is a trap, if you know literally anything about TES you'd be one stray thought away from poofing into nothingness for the rest of your life

I heartily and emphatically reject the whore's offer, then laugh as I fade into the abyss

>you'd be one stray thought away from poofing into nothingness for the rest of your life

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No dice. If I have to live in a hellscape like a TES reality, I want to slide my dick into argonian and khajit women, not BE one.

But user. You exist. You believe you exist. Coming from this real life its impossible not to believe so. Thinking a falsehood doesn't make it real. You exist as your own entity because you existed before, this is merely a continuation. You can't possibly zero sum knowing this.

>ITT: people base their decision on whether or not they would enjoy fucking everything as a female argonian

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