Why yes, I only drink the strongest potions. How could you tell?

Why yes, I only drink the strongest potions. How could you tell?

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pretty good sculpt op. you make it?

You ran out of potions.

>people out there not only not of the strongest
>they are actually of the weakest

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1 copy of legendary max healing potion please

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>Drinking potions fit to kill a beast
>When you are of the weakest
lmao

That's beautiful

Who was at fault

>ahhh why yes, I am shopping for a mega-elixer, how could you tell?

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That's why you toss the potion into the Dragon's mouth.

but the dragon can probably handle the potion, now you just buffed the dragon

>playing rpg game
>drink all the weakest potions
>saving the strongest potions for when you need it
>finish game with all of the strongest potions in your inventory
>never drank any of the strongest potions
I seriously shiggy diggy doo.

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>drink your strongest potion during the final boss
>can't handle it and die

The seller was in the wrong, the Knight never said whether or not he intended to personally drink the potions, only that he was going into battle and needed the STRONGEST potions. He could have been giving them to an ally who could handle them, or using them on his enemies to kill them.

>make the dragon drink the potion
>buffs it greatly
>kill the dragon
>now you are the strongest and can handle the strongest potions

So who are the potions for if they're fit to kill a beast

Only the strongest, obviously.

I dream one day of an RPG having the potion seller who refuses to sell you potions. No matter how much you ask he will not sell, but when you leave the shop a mysterious stranger approaches you saying he heard about your potion problem. Then starts a quest to break into the potion seller's shop and steal his absolute strongest potion. And then when you use it in battle you just fucking die

potion seller can get fucked
i'll bet my left leg and left dick that the knight FUCKED in that battle

>reach max level
>drink potion
>it resets you to level 1
>but you keep all your stats and skills

>but not HP

RPG protags

>you drink the potion
>it's actually estrogen
>your character is now a tranny
>you have to dilate every 2 hours of gameplay or you die

>Achievement Earned: STUNNING AND BRAVE!

I could live with this.

That would be broken as fuck, pretty much infinite HP as long as you're willing to grind some levels.

nvm I misread the posts, but still broken as fuck

who said the potions he wanted were healing/buff potions? What if he wanted poisons or debuffs? The fuck is the potion sellers problem?

Are we physically able to get anything so great out of pure wholesome silliness like this again at all or are the dog ears and snout filters the only future we have in stock for us?

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be the change you want to see cunt

Shitty forced newfag meme

Potion Seller was the last true and wholesome meme we ever got.

the potion seller was trying to protect the retarded knight from himself

No he wasn't. What kind of potion seller doesn't sell potions? He was arrogant, plain and simple.

>the free market will fix it!
lolbertarians everybody

he spelled it out - if you partake of my potions you WILL die. the knight just kept repeating himself without realizing he'd die the moment he touched the potions. he was harsh, but truthfully looking out for the knight

>your strongest potions will fix it!
the weakest everybody

Surprised he hasn't been thrown into any RPG as a cameo character yet.

Why would you use a watermark when you already added in your signature?

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The dude's "strongest" potions are just Elder Scrolls crafting fodder brewed for maximum power, and therefore value/exp, without regard for positive or negative effects. Shit will just get you killed for a mid-tier buff at best.

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You're assuming the knight was going to consume the potions himself - he never states anything of that manner.

so you can sell it

>potions so strong it overflows into negative integers

>knight clearly laughs multiple times
>people will still deny that he was asking for a potion to do the fantasy equivalent of a prank call on the poor potion seller

*crops your signature*
Dont mind me bro just posting my art

The potion seller had the right to not sell to the adventurer.

>posts le epic wojak

Because any old retard can crop it out or use some photoshop magic to make it disappear. Transparent sigs over portions of the picture however are much harder to remove but can still be done. Pic related took me 10 minutes and I'm by no means even remotely good at using photoshop.

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As an actual artist I could easily use the same colors and paint it all out.

Are there any games where the potions are so strong the user acutely dies from using them?

>or

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what to do when your wife is 100% a frog?

this guy looks like a space marine

I guess the only hope is that someone with actual creative talent wouldn't use that to just steal and repost someone else's art without credit. So it's effective to keep your average brainlet reposter from cropping out your signature.

underrated

Formerly male

Woah! Are you an oldfag?!? Thats so cool!!
Please take me under your meme wing, Mr. Oldfag!!!

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>this is the brain of someone who has never created anything