Tell me about Dovababy

Tell me about Dovababy,

Why is he red?

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2 things
Camera isn't adjusted correctly
Kids are all sorts of weird colors when they are newborns. Honestly newborns are butt ugly for the first few weeks.

do you think this little shit is posting here now?

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Damn that baby had a huge dick

hey look, 3 mistakes

Seph is a pretty good nickname desu

Why is the baby so red? it is going to explode?

Only if you shoot it

It's actually a dremora

babies are the most digusting creatures in the universe.
they look like fucking goblins. why do women gush over them?

there are ugly babies and good looking babies.

Surprisingly enough, people with good looks and genetics don't name their children retarded vidya names

Newborns are hideous

Babies are pretty cute, I didn't expect to like them so much when I got my daycare job but they're infectiously adorable

He found out what his name is.

Women gush over them because that is what they're hardwired to do.

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Because they're hardwired to like them, helps prevent infanticide

everyone gushes over them because they're facial features give our brains feel good chemicals
something is wrong with your brain

Yeah they just name them non-vidya retarded names

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>Hurr hurr you like kids you must be a pedophile
Can't see the forest for the trees there, user.

It's about the milfs

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>they're
Your brain also has something wrong in it

Yeah, I'm retraded

Brother Love was reborn so he could get another run in the WWE

> Dovababy is now 8 yo

>Sephiroth is now 14 yo

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>Babies
>adorable
pick one

trade yourself back then.

It's almost like it's built into their biology to be motherly and care for them.

Humans are literally genetically hardwired to find babies cute, and babies use said cuteness as a defense mechanism to ensure they will be cared for because we have the most useless infants in the animal kingdom (which is a symptom of our species' greater intelligence, human brains take longer to cook than pregnancy can manage)

If you don't find babies cute you are literally a genetic defect.

In all honesty he's probably dropping a fat shit.
They're wired specifically to think they're the cutest things on the planet. Its genetic.