FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST GO ON SALE FOR F*CK SAKES
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST GO ON SALE FOR F*CK SAKES
James Edwards
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Camden Smith
Get a mini.
Caleb Hughes
being this much of a poor fag where you can't even afford a children's toy.
Austin Walker
>WHY ISN'T THE CHEAPEST CURRENT GEN CONSOLE EVEN CHEAPER
Brayden Russell
>nintenbro
>sales
Maybe black Friday
Connor Bailey
How is the switch the cheapest? It's way more expensive.
Evan Cooper
>mods filtered ninten shit
lol?
Tyler Campbell
>Herro we made Mario bros SNES $55 dorras pwease herp us we are just a poor family company
>We have a sale on zeldura, $3 dorrah off thank you.
Lincoln Allen
>underpowered
>gimmick
>supposedly a handheld but too large and performs better docked
>dock scratches screen
>cheap, flimsy joycons
>library consisting of rehashes, shovelware, the worst versions of multiplats and kiddie games.
>insufferable, delusional community
>manchildren love it
>system of choice for trannies and the morbidly obese.
>smash tournaments known for being comprised of people with no concept of personal hygiene
>an embarrassment to be seen playing in public
>horrible online, overpriced.
>console is overpriced, very low value in general
>often referred to as several derogatory names, some examples include “cucktendo shitch” or just “shitch”, “Fischer price tablet” or more rarely the “NINtENDO SWItCH” (the lowercase t’s representing the low testosterone of the typical Nintendo console owner)
I could go on but I think we’ve all seen enough to agree that owning a Nintendo Switch is undesirable.
Nathan Collins
You can say sonybro but not nin toddler
Isaac Bailey
>hating on an electronic device
Austin Reed
Wait til black Friday.
Some stores will give out free games if you get one.
Wyatt Jenkins
>nintendo shit
>going on sale
>ever
lol good luck with that
Camden Flores
But the Switch is most expensive one right now?
You can get a PS4 and XB1 now for under 200.
Grayson Flores
When does RF5 come out? Literally the only way to get me to buy a Switch.
Joshua Hughes
seething, dilate, have sex, etc.
Hudson Cruz
>poor fag can't afford vidya consoles
Aaron Johnson
Probably 1 year from now.
Robert Robinson
>snoyfag COPE pasta
LOL
Kevin Martinez
You know spamming is a bannable offense Barry
Samuel Allen
>Walk into college campus
>Evey fucking year for the past 5 years I have seen fat fucking nerds in nasty hoodies sitting on the dirty FLOOR when there are benches nearby just to play the DS and switch. I don't know what is up with these retards but it's so rampant, everywhere you go you see fat/skeletons playing these things while sitting on the floor, hair all greasy and fucked up.
It literally makes no sense to own one in America. The switch was literally made just for Japanese commuters on trains, it was never intended for Americans and Europeans who drive and bike to work.
You'll see 1/10 people who actually commute to work through bus and train but even then they have to pull major mental gymnastics to justify spending $500 on a device that only has $80 games that you can play for only an hour and a half. You already have a phone that can emulate Everything from the ps2 and down for FREE.
It's so FUCKING mediocre it never should have left nipland. The fact that fans are so rabbid says something about the state of denial they are in.
Nathaniel Flores
>not hacking your Switch with FUCKING tinfoil
lmao
Oliver Sullivan
If you're waiting for a price cut on the console you're going to be doing the same for all their overpriced games once you get it
Angel Lopez
Ian Smith
Used. And they're both 5 years old.
Gavin Sullivan
It was on sale, the mini was 56% off at target.
Noah Brown
These potato jaw cretins are exactly who I see playing a switch in public.
Caleb Thomas
keep seething
Juan Morgan
That's a literal beauty queen retard, I bet you don't even leave your room.
Matthew Allen
why are you so mad about people just wanting to play mario?
Angel Butler
Dumb as fuck, but understandable. Gives me another year to see if they're going to jew with a "New!™ Nintendo™ Switch™" or "Nintendo™ Switch™ XL™"
I feel bad for people who do their gaming primarily on consoles. Imagine going into this next generation and willingly putting down $400+ for an underpowered pile of scrap that's going to be replaced a year down the line now that manufacturers know you'll shell out for shit like the PS4 Pro or XB1S.
Parker Barnes
rent free
Gavin Ortiz
>Nintendo
>price drop
>ever
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Christian Bennett
If it's any consolation, the only new edition of the Switch that's been credibly leaked is a handheld-only version.
Joshua Morris
>Please give us $500 +80 for our new Mario!!
>Oh wats dat? U want to pray SNES Mario? Hokay! Dat wir be $40 prease
user you can play all the Mario games on your fucking phone for free...stop paying premium to suck jap cock
Christian Foster
HMMM
Benjamin Carter
>you're only allowed to play portable consoles in public
???
Blake Campbell
William Nguyen
>it was never intended for Americans and Europeans who drive and bike to work.
I live in Helsinki. I'd say about 90% of people take public transit to work. And the people who bike only really do it from April-September. We don't shovel or plow the sidewalks here, so biking in winter isn't really safe.
Easton White
>sidewalk
Jesus fucking Christ I wish Americans would stop teaching everyone English.
James Taylor
sorry, we don't shovel or plow the chalky walky rough-and-rockies here
Jackson Ramirez
>Nintendo products
>going on sale
Yeah not with the chodes that eat up that shit at full price. They will NEVER have reasonable sales
Alexander Cruz
Go to an EU board then
Xavier Nelson
no you have to pay for the privilege of bing bing wahoo it will go on sale when a proper emulator gets developed
Brody Turner
nintendo is a cult
Hudson Moore
Where do you think Helsinki is, retard?
Nathan Moore
Jaxon Howard
On my way to download omega labyrinth life
William Hill
It'll never get cheaper than the mini one. 199 is as low as this thing will ever go for. I waited and waited for the Wii U to come down in price and it never came down. The best you'll get now is one of those in a bundle.
Jace Price
Just buy a used on retard. I buy all my consoles used or refurbished and have never had any problems. Refurbished consoles look brand new and are way cheaper than new.
Carter Williams
Europe. Now fuck off retard.
Christopher Barnes
You might get a tiny deal at some store or maybe a bundle during black friday don't expect them to get any cheaper now that the slight revision with a new chip is out and they're still selling like hotcakes.
Austin Gray
>Refurbished
Acceptable.
>used
no fucking way unless dirt cheap, people don't know how to use their devices, let alone people that sell them
Brody Gutierrez
Nintendo doesn't do sales. Your best bet is to find a secondhand one, but unless it's one of the older hackable models, it's not worth it.