Literally the only thing good about this game is the porn.
It is worse than TF2 in every way except tits and ass, it had all the tools to succeed, they could have made it a chill 12v12 to relax and have fun.
Instead you are grouped with the nigger brained retards doing their own thing while the enemy team farms you in spawn.
Not a fan of overwatch, but just by looking at your pic + your writing, I can hardly tell if you really have good taste, sorry man.
Post more porn
Why OP?? why would you post such a thing? have you even stopped to consider the repercussions and gratifications of the post you've made? what would your parents, your grandparents and siblings think if they were to see what you're posting here? are you feeling contented and happy now? fulfilled? Do you think posting that will fill the blackened hole that years of neglect, solitude and pornography have created? what is your aim op, are you not one bit ashamed of yourself and your acts?
Mercy is overrated. Mei is best girl.
I'm a Tracer man myself.
>worse than TF2 in every way except tits and ass
tits, but not ass
Yeah man, that dude needs help. In fact,most of this board, no, Yea Forums should think about your comment.
Muh "board culture" & "we're not that edgy outside of anonymity" is a weak excuse.
gamer
i can't find my screenshot for it but funnily enough there was a glitch at one point with the custom game system that let you have a 12v12 game, although 6 of those players had to be the abysmal bots. it was pretty fun regardless and so much more casual if that's your thing.
they patched it pretty quickly, says a lot
Fatfags deserve gas.
Dilate
kys
Game still blows dicks.
Mei isn't fat though
Fuck these ones are great.
Shes a blubber lard whale in every fan art piece.
literally esports.
they cant make esports about a 12v12 game
so they have to make it 6v6 despite 6v6 being irredeemable cancer in every game ever.
they dont want fun
they want esports
Not every one. I'm not a fan of her being some lardass.
They were supposed to make a MMO named Titan and made this soulless garbage out of its leftovers instead. Don't expect anything good out of nu-Blizzard. Fuck Activision.
Yes, and that's why it sucks dicks. TF2 never took itself so seriously, and why its still so fun.
She still looks 20 pounds overweight.
A little chub ain't bad. Obesity is though.
sauce? sayah ain't giving me anything
batesz
gross
even the porn is boring at this point.
That Mercy is pretty good.
I'm a fan of both but Mercy gets more love so I'll post some of my Mei too. She's sweet and has plenty to love but not too much!
The game is still pretty shitty but it's infinitely less shitty now that they have forced 2v2v2 role queues. This was how they always intended the game to be played, and it's a much more effective way to balance characters, but they took too fucking long to do it.
you are not supposed to play this game
it was made so people create porn
>never even installed the game
>pic related are my faves
>tits and ass
it failed even there
More Mei pls.
you got it!
hmm, i should have my gf cosplay as Mei
boy i'd like to open her lootbox
Mine is doing Raven next week. Give it a shot user she'll love doing it for you
This game lost me last October.
Welp time to fap
Paladins Master Race, I want my game o break every 5 seconds.
>trying to romance chubby tig bitty white girl, nice brown hair, blue eyes, not as tall or thick as mei, butter face
>slightly autistic
>fujioshi, only likes men on men stuff
>wont talk about love and sex stuff with me
>only bothers to talk to me when she wants a ride or something
fuck love sucks
shinda
They should have made Efi the hero, not Orisa...
I want to bleach Mei and Sombra.
You're just being played don't be a bitch.
I don't have much OW but I do have a couple of Sombra
Be attractive, if not have sex
>Instead you are grouped with the nigger brained retards doing their own thing while the enemy team farms you in spawn.
But this is present and much worse in TF2.
i can't believe this is the first fanart i've seen of that character. but also, robot asshole is perfectly fine.
user, you gotta ask her outright and stop being beta about it. She'll either say yes or no. Cant be that bad
Esport will ruin gaming just like professional sports and the Olympics ruined regular sports and exercising.
Reminder
Anyone have that mercy image with the caption?
or just made her ride Orisa horseback as a two for one character
i have and did
many times
>i dont wanna talk about that right now
>im tired
problem is that last year it was alot better, we talked and hung out often, and the last conversation about this was much more productive, she said that it was a " maybe " not an outright yes or no to get involved as a couple officially.
a year later she just continues to shrug it off, and i let her know that a few times now that if she simply never bothers to even try to have this conversation then i'll just move on, its basically a rejection. at this point shes just trying to get away with stringing me along and using me.
to be fair though shes not like some real gold diggin type, ive barely spent a few hundred bucks on her buying just food and snacks, nothing crazy
and shes basically autisitc, so communicating with people is hard for her, but we've set this precedent before.
fuck everything, atleast i got my chicken
Stop watching porn.
I'm trying but it's too difficult
>Why is Overwatch such a pile of dogshit?
Because Tracer got turned into a fucking lesbian.
You have to REALLY want to stop.
>It's this thread again
Piss off.
How good looking are you, user? If you were a cute fujo would YOU fuck you?
>Imply Mei is thin during first release of the Chinese New Years skins
>Get banned from Blizzard forums for fat shaming
It was then I realized, Blizzard was irredeemably shit now
mad cuz bad
:^)
Why? I’ll still be miserable and at least the brief euphoria distracts me from my misery. Much like video games.
>falling in love with someone who uses you
oof you're in for a ride, pal.
I'm only on day 3 of nofap and I literally had an erection for 5 hours last evening. My dick demands satisfaction and you assholes aren't making it easy.
instead of nofap cold turkey you can just fap every 3 days
and if you do it any sooner, you failed yourself
I'm on day 2
nice gamer thread
You've already got your answer. She's not interested. She just doesn't want to miss you off/drive you away
it's really just me at this point and I really don't have much overwatch, I just post when I remember to look over.
Nofap is a meme
gay guys flirt with me sometimes, not a ton
being fat sucks tho, i just presume all people are shallow anyway, women are no exception, but 'data' shows that women don't care about looks in the same exact ways men do
ive been in it for almost 3 years now
constantly working on trying to move on, the rationalization is there, but the execution is tough, dont really wanna dump the autistic spoiled white girl and break her heart and she goes and commits suicide or something.
things seemed fine for awhile, its really the end of last year and most of this year that shes been distant and its just been me trying when i can to get info from her, shes a god damn steel trap
pics
>day 3
user, you are ok, there is nothing wrong with fapping every 3 days, dont let those low test boipussies tell you that you shouldnt watch porn and fap.
unless you are doing it 4 times a day or more than 30-60 minutes daily, you are completely fine.
one fap a day is not unhealthy, unless you are edging, that shit puts too much stress on the veins of your balls and can lead to varicocele.
t. penis expert.
of me or her?
>had an erection for 5 hours last evening
without any kind of stimuli?
that could be priapism, you should check a doctor.
Overwatch is only fun during events. Other than that it's bland.
what's wrong with doing it 4 times a day?
stoooop my dick can only take so much abuse.
both so we can judge your chances
im working on scrubbing the meta data
give me a temp email to send to
It encompasses the ideological philosophy that the internet and reality are two separate entities. Normalfags can not even comprehend this very notion at all. It's why people's persona online tend to differ from what they are in their day to day lives. It's silly to hold some random internet fag to your real life standards. So whatever you and that other fag said doesn't really mean anything to any user.
>varicocele
thanks homie. I'm doing 60 days off just to fight the desire to the ground then limit myself to once or twice a week after that. Reason being I couldn't keep it up last time I was having sex and I'm thinking my sensitivity is compromised because I fap once daily and am circumcised (:C).
i'd just post it here anyway user
too much stress on the veins, it can lead to erectile dysfunction later on
also, no fap causes the same because the veins can get atrophy, you feel like you need to fap, fap.
fap 1 time a day maximum, with special occations being multiple times but not 4 times daily, thats just calling for problems.
fuck it then
I wanna MARRY Mercy
>fap 1 time a day maximum
This is what I do. I just get it out of my system and i'm good to go.
You post on fit all the time. Really.comfy setup man.
user, I'd say it's time you've moved on from her, Shes playing you like a damn fiddle. Trust me, You'll feel a lot better when you're not being chained by her hope
>tfw fapped so hard this week i made my dick sore and have a blister or something on it
fuuuuck
i was thinking once daily during the week, more on the weekends but alright
Why does the game have windowlicker characters?
Just post her, then
Woah hey user that's a booby
Based
Thank you.
By the way which OW character is the most /fit/ focused?
I didnt even make this thread and your reply made me feel bad
Zarya by far
here
I keep a hairdryer on my desk so I can shrink wrap my penis and balls for chastity play, by the way, in case anyone was wondering.
none of the girls, that's for fucking sure. Only capcom knows that it takes a strong body to engage in combat. OW girls are all squishy supermodels.
>watching a video on facepulls
Hanzo
t hunchback of notre dame
Probably Pharah
GODDESS TIER
>SOMBRA
>PHARAH
>WIDOWMAKER
S TIER
>D.VA
A TIER
>MEI
B TIER
>SYMMETRA
C TIER
>BRIGITTE
>MOIRA
D TIER
>ANA
>ZARYA
>ASHE
TRANNY TIER
>MERCY
Zarya then Brigitte
My record is 27 days. I rarely got erections and didn't even have any wet dreams. You can say "low t!!" if you want, but I have no reason to have low testosterone. During those days I had literally forgotten pornography even existed and only fapped on day 27 out of curiosity of seeing how it'd effect me.
gay
shouldn't you be on /fit/ complaining about how lonely you are?
>but I have no reason to have low testosterone
you don't have a decision in the matter
Escapism will only make things worse.
shes a qt imo
OFFICIAL OVERWATCH BUTTHOLE TIER LIST
S-Tier
>Mei
Mei's thick wide-set frame holds a giant chubby ass, tastefully sagged ample cheeks that conceal the hot sweaty depths of her crack completely. Upon spreading, a lightly tanned pucker meets the eye as well as sparse hair around the rim of her anus. It would take a lengthy cock to reach her butthole with ease, but it is well worth the effort, as it is taught and extremely tight, gripping onto any cock who should enter her thick fat ass.
>D.va
She has a pink and supple rim, the wrinkles of her anus line up near perfect next to each other, staring at it causes a euphoric feeling. It is very tight as it has never been penetrated. D.va keeps it fairly clean even after extended gaming sessions. It is odorless.
A-Tier
>Widowmaker
Widows anus is bright blue-purple, and contrasts her well with her overall skin tone. Widow's rectum is very used but is just as tight as it was in her youth. It smells like blueberry and is cold to the touch.
B-Tier
>Mercy
Mercy's bright pink anus stands out from her pale skin. Mercy loves being penetrated by futa cock. She is very tight and her rectum seems to swallow cocks whole. Mommy Mercy has the tightest rectum and her anus smells like heaven, for she is an angel.
just remember that the friendzone only exists because you put yourself there
Pretty average looks but I guess you could do worse
If you're a 6 or above your in her league for sure man.
>mercy lowest
t. jelly baguette.
Zarya or Pharah
every fucking time with the hair dryer
Gotta agree with Mei in S tier but D.Va's asshole smells like kimchi and gamer fuel dumbass
pussy is pussy, at least she is not fat, i guess...
I do since I can avoid doing things that lower it.
Repost
well meme'd
eh i dont really get the judging by looks, its fairly subjective
desu im pretty good boyfriend, my pitch to her was "hey im not some fuckboi thats going to treat you poorly, if you want an ideal first boyfriend here i am"
my gf is pretty thicc but she's way cuter than this girl lmao
> that pitch
OH NO NO NO NO
yes yes, you're an epic chad
cheers mate
doa has the best girls
>3 years
damn nigga, just tell her to fuck off, she doesn't deserve you
OFFICIAL OVERWATCH PUSSY TIER LIST
S-Tier
>Mei
A chubby frame holds a warm, bountiful vagina. There is no better fuck on a winter's night, as Mei's pussy envelopes cock eagerly and pleasures it in a cradle of warm wetness. Due to her scientific labors, she rarely has time to shave her vagina resulting in abundant pubic hair. This arguably creates more warmth during those long nights, however. Mei's vagina has chubby lips and a distinct pink coloration. Notable characteristics- pubes, larger clit, warm and abundant wetness, cute puffy lips.
>D.Va
Being young and Korean has its perks. D.Va is easily the tightest member of the Overwatch cast, and keeps her pubes trimmed to a sparse length (gaming all day, doesn't have time to shave). D.Va's pussy is small and eager, ready to be taught in the ways of pleasure.
Notable characteristics- Small labia, tight, trimmed pubes
A-Tier
>Widowmaker
A pair of light blue lips squeeze her labia tightly. Widow's exotic French pussy is experienced and capable. Widowmaker's taste is akin to blueberries. She is very sensitive to oral stimulation, and prefers penetration only after long foreplay. Notable characteristics- good taste, purple coloration, tight appearance.
B-Tier
>Mercy
Overwatch's one true MILF shines in the pussy department. She has had no children, and being the pure angel of the game she hasn't been penetrated often. Her little clit loves attention and she keeps a pristinely shaved/trimmed triangle of white-blonde pubes above her womanhood. Notable characteristics- Light pink coloration, pattern pubes, small clit.
yeah thats the plan
unfortunately its tough
love and all
thanks for the support tho bro
Yikes. If this is average to you guys then I'd hate to see what is considered to be ugly.
So I might get closer to suicide? Fine by me, if anything that’s what I want.
>he doesn't know
>Putting Brigitte and Ashe in Less than S tier
>Putting Fat Pig Mei and Obnoxious cunt D.VA anywhere above C Tier
>Putting David Bowie Tranny Moira outside Tranny tier.
Oh no, hes retarded.
do you live in some kind of god damn paradise?
are there simply no uggos?
you must be european....
Go somewhere where you can flirt with other girls dude. It'll put her out of your mind quickly.
Nipples too high
>MILF shines in the pussy department. She has had no children
huh
Fuck off, Marche.
Quit acting so dramatic. The fact that you're defending escapism only tells me that you're responsible for your own misery.
this is the best advice anyone can give you. Fixating on a person for THREE YEARS who can't even begin to reciprocate your interest is ghastly. You deserve to be in a relationship, not to just trot after some girl who could care less if you exist or not.
How did DOA get it so right
yeah i love porn
Nice copy pasta
Lol you're not supposed to play Overwatch for quality gameplay, you play it to compensate for the fact that you'll never be a chubby asian scientist
I love my wife Mercy!
solid advice
ill honestly try, im tired of sitting around wasting time
thats the complexity of the situation, shes on the spectrum, we've had a few intimate moments that were genuine. unfortunately recently she's been having a hard time with mental and physical health issues so she recluses.
my fear is that if she really loves me, i don't want to leave her and she spirals down.
Piss off, tranny.
sounds like you're being held hostage.
As a Mercy main, the more big, juicy tanks on my team the better. I want to do all the healing for those big hunks of meat. Reindaddy will shield me with his big strong blue rectangle while I keep the rest of the tankies topped off and strong. I wasn't always like this tho, the triple tank meta awoken something within me to heal all those large health pools. Now I'm begging the team to go quad tanks and let me and MiL-Ana to help them all get better.
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who is that girl and how do i get her to fart down my throat
>fujo
You should have given up when you learned about that part, find some other weeb gf who is also into big anime tiddies
sounds like you're holding yourself hostage, jesus christ is this how deep the reddit hole this site really is?
Based anons I'll stick this shit out if you guys do
Brig is a budget pharah
Ashe is fucking ugly
Mei isn't fat, this list isn't based off fetish porn
I agree that dva is obnoxious but that has no effect on her attractiveness you dense fag
But yes moira belongs in tranny, well spotted
Wut
Mercy from overwatch and you need to set up an appointment for that but she's already booked for a while.
I'm actually thinking Rein would be the most /fit/ focused OW hero.
Think about it...
He's big. He's muscular. He's German.
I mean its not like I think I have any other alternatives to escapism to keep myself content with my current situation.
Its good that you care about her and her mental health, but its not your job to coddle her. You shouldn't restrict your life for her sake, when who's to say she'd do the same to you?
There's only so much you can protect her from.
Mercy would be like A tier but she's tranny bait so she gets her own special tier
>tfw no swimsuit yet
thats mercy? why is she booked?
DOA needs more redheads.
I understand why you want to be sympathetic to her circumstances, but consider that there are other people who would be able to care for her, as painful as that might be. But it's not a zero sum game. You're not the one true savior she needs in her life, anyone or anything could make her life better.
She's booked because I'm getting her to fart in my throat
you really want me to whip it out, don't you?
What Overwatch girl has the biggest cock?
she loves fairytail, but that fukin dragon boi a bit too much
dont mean to detrail the thread bois, just real shit going on out here, i appreciate the anons who give a shit and are the real bros
Mei sama
Yeah, she's using you for both emotional validation and physical validation (rides, etc). Just fucking dump the cunt.
no
but I’ll pay her to do it
I am going to say the S word
>Not even trying to stay on topic
FUCK OFF YOU FAT BITCHBOI
Too late. What now?
DVA APPRECIATION TIME
2-2-2 has killed it for good.
do it
They can't. She's too young and the game would get banned in most countries. D.va was suppose to be younger at one point but they scapped that idea when they realized that they would have to add a death animation for her.
>no ultrawide support
immediately dropped, never looked back.
If by ultrawide you mean my massive cock then yes, she can support it
Dva is ugly and I would not bang her
well who would you bang then?
Mercy, Tracer, Pharah, maybe Sombra, Zarya
Where's spiderman when you need him?
You user
Gay
my eyes wtf is going on
Why the fuck don't mods delete blatant porn threads? Fucking porn addicts
Hey newfriend. This thread features images of video game characters so it's a good fit for a video game image board. Enjoy your time on Yea Forums and let me know if you have any other questions
I wish you would
m-more
>le you are a newfriend
Its a paper thin justification for a porn thread. Porn is harmful to the mind and soul, as evidenced by the porn addict degenerates on Yea Forums.
Yea Forums would be infinitely better off if mods actually banned and stamped out degeneracy, including porn threads
why?
Add Tracer to goddess tier.
back to twitter, tyler.
I'm going to jerk off user
Go talk about your nintendo switch and other indie garbage titles in the corner, cuck
>Yea Forums - Men arousing other men intentionally
you guys are fucking gay.
used goods
that waist is not only unrealistically tiny, it looks insanely painful for her to contort her body like that
The only cuck here is you, your brain is cucked to porn like a crack addict is to smoking rocks
shut it, Dobson.
Do you think her pussy tastes like blueberries?
She's just a 3d model user, she doesn't feel in that form outside our minds
Please stop posting Rachel. She looked like my ex
It looks bad lol
there are a lot of hot pics on this thread, this one isn't it
I'm glad to support, tell me what you want to see
pornhub.com
Stay mad, cuck. I can jerk off to overwatch and still get laid.
have some taste, we fuck men not gays.
anything works user...
>maybe
you're friendzoned. give up, move on.
I'm talking about the 3D model itself. This is a bad render for brigitte. There are thin waists and then there are unironic uncanny valley matchsticks
but there have to be some things that get you hard and throbbing and your tip leaking with precum faster, so tell me all about it!
pornhub.com
>lieing on the internet
a-alright more mercy pls