Mario party

Let's be honest. Anything past 3 isn't good.
Where was the point of no return, and why was it 7?
>retarded maps
>even more retarded mechanics
>the mic minigames
>a terrible 8 player minigame system
>roster bloat
>deluxe cruise is shit
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8 Player minigames were fun as fuck but I do agree with everything else. 7 was the point of no return.

8 was good niggers, fight me.

what the fuck does roster bloat even mean

do you maybe have more cute pics of the genie toad's big belly? haha

2 > 3 > 5 = 6 > 1 > 8 > 4 > Super > 7 > 9 > 10

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retardy where?

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>piranha plant
That reminds me, I usually don't watch Retardy (kinda bored of the gc games) but do you guys like the MP3 duel boards for it or nah?

Why is mario party so fucking retarded?

Search for mario party 7 on that one website.

I miss the cooperative 4 player games. I can't remember the name but the one where one person has a light bulb and the other 3 have to fight off the ghost for you. Also all the skateboard ones were fun as fuck. I hate the modern mini games since they all feel chance based instead of requiring skill. Are any of the mario party knock offs on steam any good? I was eye balling one, but it looked like something made in Unity with premade assets.

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Duel boards were fun. Never beat the single player mode though. I'm almost certain one of the cpu's cheated.

What about advance?

>I miss the cooperative 4 player games.
They returned for Super Mario Party, but you only get them on the raft mode or mini-game mode.

3 > 4 > 6 = 7 > 2 > 8 > 1 > 5 >>>>>>> Super >>>>>>>> 9 > 10
I like 4 more and never minded its samey board design because the minigames are good and the Coin/Item balance is the best or 2nd best in the series, barring the dumbness that are Mega Mushroom, but I find them okay.

How are you gonna rank 1 so low? MP2 was essentially 1's mini games with a better control scheme. It also had the best star distribution system where Toad rotates with Bowser. There's no way you can't get rock hard snaking a star from a guy 1 space away from Toad. I'm fine with the changed controls, but I wish they would bring that back.

I can't believe Daisy is cucking Luigi

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1 is entertaining for sure, but it's also kinda bullshit in some areas. Never been a fan of losing coins in minigames, and some minigames still feel like they didn't go through any sort of beta test or drawing board, like the Crane Game that lets you steal a 3rd of anyone's coins if you can mash faster than them. 2 is more balanced and I don't feel like the board quality is particularly worse or that much better ( Wario's map in 1 is shit, Mystery Land is shit in 2, the rest varies )

nobody should care. if you really struggled to have fun on the next games, you were probably playing it alone like a faggot.

DS was pretty based i hope someone makes it retardy capable sometime.

I fucking miss Hudson so much bros

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It was pretty rough and MP2 definitely fixed what was broken. But at least it felt more skilled based than its latest sequels. At its core even though its one of your complaints, mashing faster than someone else still falls under a skill. I can't comment too much on the maps as I've not played since it's initial release. Game was good though and gets way more shit than it deserves. I think people just remember it for the game that put holes in their palms and broke their controllers.

I tried to leave out handheld games since I only played Advance, but probably somewhere between 1 and 8.
Reminder that it's just my opinion.

Oh yeah it's still pretty alright. The first 8 Mario Party are all reasonably good to me, and yeah the palm breaking minigame issues is overstated, although I have had issues with it myself.

Series went to shit when Donkey Kong stopped being playable. At least he's back for the new one.

super is literally soulless in every definition of the word

How can Nintendo make a good mario party without just remaking one of the first 3?

Honestly they have demonstrated so much incompetence I think the best they could do is a game that combined those 3. But even then it would probably be soulless.

Mario Party 9 has really good minigames fags

What's the best method to obtain stars? I'm fond of the investment method like Windmillville, or Koopa's Tycoon Town.

bump

>implying 5 isn't fucking amazing

Orbs were the best thing to happen to the series

Add real online

I like the "reach the end to buy one" maps myself.

>Nintendo
>Functional online
lmao

After 6 FUCKING SHIT GAMES, I'm of 's opinion, remake the first 3 games, DON'T CHANGE ANYTHING ABOUT THEM IN TERMS OF MECHANIC ASIDE FROM MAYBE THE PALM MINIGAMES FROM 1, and let it be played online.

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