How is it that every fucking 12+ year old and their mother can just sit at the profile name screen and spew out some...

how is it that every fucking 12+ year old and their mother can just sit at the profile name screen and spew out some cool name wheres i cannot think of one for the life of me? All my gamer names have been fucking cringe and shit. People always seem to have some cool name in mind or some inside reference that doesn't make sense and you have to decipher it but still sounds cool. I can't fucking stand it what is this shit?

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You dumb son
Don't have that spark of creative life
I feel bad for ya, I really do
But life is for the livin' and we gotta keep on livin'
Ya dig?

>But life is for the livin' and we gotta keep on livin'
Ya dig?
no, i don't dig. what does that even mean or have to do with me?
at least i can steal some old names.

but you did the same when you were 12 years old.

No i did not.
give me some cool names, guys.

mine is the japanese translation of a double typo of the edgy chuunibyou username I thought up when I was 11-12
I want off this ride but it's too late to go back now, I use it for everything

Bert_Wheeler

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If you're asian you could be Gook Nukem and have a picture of Japan getting bombed as your pic

On second thought, you don't even have to be asian.

>sleeping
>dreaming about some character
>remember having this moment of clarity and thinking "wow, that's such a good name, I could never come up with a cool name like that when I'm awake"
>instantly woke up
Can't remember the name.

just name yourself off of a based general like Iwane Matsui
or be a duck and name yourself "SamuraiQuack"
or make it a pun of some controversial leader and a cat
like "FidelCatstro" or "AdolfKittler"
or some emoticon-ish art like
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or just give up and be [FaZe]xXx_The_iBlood_Reaper_xXx1337

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