Name one thing he's not good at

Singing.

hair

He's perfect at it, he just can't help himself and puts poison in everything as a last ingredient.

jumping

He literally jumps around hotel balconies in several games. Damn zoomers are bad at this.

Running. He's actually pretty slow. Nigga gets outrun by thots in high heels constantly.

he forgot how to

how is this still full priced

because it's ___good____

I wish they kept the 2016 face when they made 2018, he went from looking like a normal person to a total gorilla

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Socializing.

>He didn’t buy the Gold Edition for $30 off a Russian key site before launch

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>that Bank job interview
He's a funny guy. I genuinely can't even tell if he's trying to be a smart ass or just doesn't know better.

remembering to take breath mints

wrong

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It has to be sex. He can do everything including socializing to blend in but there's no way 47 fucks

wait wasnt there an NPC tthat mentions his bad breath?

He can't drop down from a second story balcony after hanging off the edge.

Being normal

Professional wrestling

Having sex.

Killing Sean Bean.

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yeah several NPCs will mention it
I wonder if he has halitosis or some other condition that would cripple him socially

Based MR. WORLDWIDE

On the contrary.
He managed to kill him not just once, but multiple times.

Anal bane

The closest he ever got was with some ex-heroin addict cultist chick he had to get close to on a job.

Does he ever smile?

Normal live

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Sex the faggot couldn't fuck and impregnate diana burnwood

Growing hair

accents

Is the first Hitman worth playing?

DDR
When he's not wearing a ninja outfit.

Only if you want to see how far the games have come since then.

Jackie Carrington invites you up to her room and gives you her keycard if you hang out by the bar.

No, the only good mission in it was remade in Contracts.

The latest game implies that he's like 10-20 years older than her.

youtube.com/watch?v=LVqxMCZ3u6k
1000km in 37 minutes, canonically he's pretty fucking fast

As a not-shitpost, having a moral compass. That's why he needs Diana.

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Retiring

Yeah but with the heroin addict girl, he was in a fake relationship with her and was feeling weird about it

>god mode
>inf ammo
>slow motion
>"clubbed to death" playing on CD
it was early 2000's kino

also forgot
>dual berretas

The Contracts version of ToTT isn't as good as C47's. Though that's not to say the original version makes C47 worth playing.

So is starting with 2 recommended?

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He must be in his 60's right? He looks like he's in his 30's though.

He was born in 64, so he'd be 55 this year

Sex

>agent 47 will die in your lifetime

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I guess. You could honestly do the first 5 games in any order, there's not a whole lot you need to know other than that 47 is a clone designed to be good at killing and works for the ICA.

East germany?

Ever try to time your kills so they happen close together? I once got three of the Colorado kills happening in about a minute and a half. Two explosive accidents and one haystack.

Wearing bikini

What? He looked dopey and vacant in 2016. H2 model brings back his fierceness without making him a thug like in Absolution.

Is going back to the old ones even bearable? Even 2016 feels awful after playing 2018.

sex?

I thought he was timless as in his age is irrelevant so the devs can keep regressing his looks as much as they want

>name one thing he's not good at
Emotions. Possibly Jazz as well.

But seriously. He's physically and mentally a peak human being that is really good at learning new things. This combined with how utterly dedicated he is means that if there is something he needs to be good at for a hit, he'll be good at it.

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It's obvious she wants a kid since she was dragging around that one kid from absolution her hormones are going crazy

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I hope season 3 brings back more isolated areas. Like a non-glitchy version of At the Gates/Hidden Valley, where you have to sneak through a heavily guarded area with little disguise choices and lots of enemies just to get to the main target.

Having hair.

It is okay to be angry, truth hurts.

She'd better hurry the fuck up then, she's lucky if she's not already hurtling into menopause at 45+.

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Having a fashionable haircut.

Kids are already a bad idea, she's too old. Best she can do is use her ICAbucks to buy herself a clone and pretend it's her daughter.

Kek

'nother hitman thread?
post ansels

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She already has one

We don't talk about Victoria.

I don't see the problem

47 knows what the actually important things in life are. Custom tailored clothing, fine dining and killing people.
No time to waste creating new potential targets.

Absolution proves you wrong

How are the Elusive Targets explained in-universe? Are they parallel universe contracts?

Do you think he relaxes or is he always working?

He sits on a lone chair in a room waiting to get called for another hit. I don't know if that counts as relaxing.

Always working. He has no hobbies. According to the first novel the only thing he really takes pleasure in is good clothes.

He seems to be a little sharper on the wit in 2, though most seem to believe that's a negative.

How very sad. I'm going to take him on a mission just to blend in as a tourist all day.

She got fucked by someone else and had victoria

What does 47 order when he dines out?

I think it's just a kind of loose-canon. Like obviously not EVERY way Agent 47 kills the targets can be canon at the same time, but it is at least canon that every target dies and their deaths can be brought up in future content.

While we're having this thread- does anyone know where the Kashmirian goes if you kill Dawood on your own? He seems to have just vanished but the game doesn't frequently just remove NPCs like that.

He eats at Denny's according to the novels.

Growing hair

Excuse me, what?

There's a reason Blood Money is the oldest one you ever see discussion for.

The Kashmirian goes to the nearest bus stop and waits on a bus to take him home. He also mutters under his breath that he's angry that there's an assassin out there who's better than him.

Someone redpill me on the New York map. Also does it have any escalations?

Puking and spinning his body so it makes a perfect circle of vomit on the floor.

Being Chinese

Based

Thanks! Found him. I love the detail in this game.