You just got out of sewers

Feel underwhelmed and then delete the game

This is the only correct answer

rock out with my cock out

>quit the game because it's all downhill from here.

Idris Elba

turn on a better game like elder scrolls online

holy fuck you're boring

Play a better game.

Go for a dang ol walk, man. Know what I mean man trees and stuff explore a few dungeons find some cultists man dang ol oblivion gates man

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See a mudcrab and tell everyone about it

Follow quest marker because I'm a gamer.

Back when it came out though I actually just wondered around like a retard for a few hours

Go back into the sewers. Why did I leave the sewers? What useful purpose does being out of the sewers entail?

I belong in the sewers. It is my home.

Go straight to the arena and become the champion.

VIOLATE THE LAW!

murder some campers and rob a site of historical importance

>Spent years confined in a jail
>See the sun and feel the breeze like it's the first time
>"Yep, time to go to another hole in the ground"

>roleplaying
faggot

take a bath?

post on Yea Forums about it

>spent years confined in jail
>the intro mission makes it clear that you were literally just put in jail
what did he mean by this?

>*snort* time to *wheeze* roleplay in a video game hurrr i dont have a life

Go into the Imperical City Market District and lay down some Mythic Dawn robes in next to the non-respawning hollowed-out stump in the alleyway behind Rindir's Staffs. Gotta start out as a homeless adventurer.
Then I usually head over to my favorite dungeons, Kemen and Nenyond Twyll.

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>*snort* time to *wheeze* indent my posts on Yea Forums

Sell shit at the marketplace. Then get recommendations from the mage guild chapters so I can steal their alembics.

Spin my character around making sure he looks right, immediately reload and repeat.

Close the window and play a better game

coc toddtest

get best armor and weapon
coc back to imperial city
kill everyone

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how dare someone roleplay in a roleplaying game

go get my free horse at the abbey or whatevr

>t.

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KILL
JESTER

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correct answer

>dude

>its totally normal to *SNOOORT* *CRUNCH CRUNCH* roleplay

>nonono im not fat i only weigh 300kg nononon

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en.uesp.net/wiki/Oblivion:Efficient_Leveling
youtube.com/watch?v=WXvsl8xgRxc

Uninstall after I realize the only reason Elder Scrolls was ever fun was because it was my first time.

>kemen
I found my nigger

take your autism pills

pilferin' vilverin

Buy horse armor.

>Not going to the cave right next to the exit and slaughtering imps
Plebian

See a mountain. Walk to it and climb it.

Go directly to Weynon Priory. My man Martin need my help

Run in a straight line until I hit the edge of the map, then do it in a different direction like one of those loading screens that bounces around

*crunch*
yes i roleplay in video games. you got a problem, buddy?
*smacks lips*

you got a problem , buddy? in my *crunch* opinion it's not that weird to roleplay in a video game instead of *snort* instead of

*crunch*

playing it

*crunch crunch*

i'd knock you out if you ever made fun of my *cough*

roleplaying

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you don't find oblivion gates in the wild until you get to kvatch

Not any of those anons, but what the fuck is wrong with you?

>don't go there at all
>no oblivion gates at all
>skyrim
>don't kill the first dragon at the tower
>you never see any dragons the entire game
bethesda are pretty incompetent

Press x for cowboy vision.

listen here *snooort* *wheeze*
im on your side here kiddo *crunch*

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>There are people who don't play as a busty argonian girl and flirt with human men
What are you, gay?

I must have been about 13 or so when the game came out and it was my first RPG so I didn't really know what I was doing.
I tried going into the first dungeon and it scared the piss out of me so I fucked off to the imperial city.
That savefile lasted me well over 200 hrs and I became a murdering thieving criminal thanks to lockpick spells and invisibility

>Why yes, I do fast travel to Weynon priory first for some free gear, how did you know?

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>dude

>i roleplay and its SOO FUNNN XD

Not gay, I do play a busty flirt. But I’m not a furfag either. Dunmer all the way.

>turn on a better game like beavis and butthead (genesis)

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>fags who roleplay
LMAOOO

I'm I didn't even know fast travel was a thing for way longer than I'd care to admit

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Spending your life forcing an unfunny meme is more pathetic desu

@475343403
@475343719
@475343929
LITERALLY WHAT did he mean by this?

were not on high school playground

*crunch* no yeah mario is great

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shut up zoomer

>dude
>roleplaying is SOOO EPICCC OH EM GEEEE
based snoy!!!

Is Obscuros Overhaul worth it?

I use Alternate Start so I never use again the default start

But my spelunker blood tells me to enter in every dungeon, cove and hole that see.

Pretty sure with the exception of Morrowind fast travel has been a thing in all of the games. Hell, you didn't even need to visit a place first before you could fast travel to it in Daggerfall, which is good because the overworld in Daggerfall outside of towns is basically a big empty field of nothing but decorative sprites here and there

>dude

>MUH RPING
literal zoomfaggot

@475346212
Are you saying liking video games is bad? I have no idea what your point is.

>roleplaying isnt faggy
dude.. omg.. im gonna totally roleplay XDD im SO IMMERSSEEED
>you cant enjoy games without roleplaying like a fag

I wish alternate start was actually good. It's nice for a fast start, but the options are so shitty

steal better weapons and armor

youtube.com/watch?v=ybeWq0-Hegohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybeWq0-Hego
run

Already played too much times the default start like in Skyrim.

Want to go fast starting.

turn round and enter the market district

Same, desu.

I know what I did, looked for the closest dungeon in hopes of getting some money and gear. The town nearby had shit so expensive and I was under-equipped as fuck to even fight random robbers on the road

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>just got out of sewers
>can fast travel already without going to those towns
and thats when I dropped oblivion

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First thing I did was enter the ruin, cleared it, wasted the expensive magical artifact for nothing because I didn't know what it did, went back and took a nap in the bandit camp.

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talk to the skooma dealer outside the city walls and start getting fucked up

go to leyawiin to meet up with my new female orc roommate

go to city, start picking every lock i can find, kill guards and drag their bodies into alleys, kill people in houses and fuck everything, quit the game and never play again

/thread

uninstall

>Citizen of the Empire
>Never been to any towns besides the capital

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at least with skyrim they changed it so you have to actually travel to the location first. but then they added the wagon so eh.

Then don't fucking use it, if you don't want to. This is making problem over nothing.

Watch as the game CTDs and then uninstall.

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I installed an overhaul that changes this and it's so much better, feels like an actual adventure rather than a loading screen simulator

>wagon
Nobody ever bitched about Silt Striders.

kill a random hobo to start dark brotherhood questline

stilt striders
a)cost a decent amount of money to go far away
b)have set routes, you can't go from any stilt strider to any other one

>he can't just discipline himself to not fast travel or mash f5-f9 in a game

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