I don’t understand people who willingly play a Lalafell? Why?
I don’t understand people who willingly play a Lalafell? Why?
Cu
tato
Maybe they just wanna be smol.
for the memes. You ever played something just for fun? Thought so.
You can swap to first person view in game.
That's why you should be a lalafell
I liked the FF3 remake
What would you play as?
I realized that I don’t play this game to erp so I fanta’d to one
Here's my answer
vocaroo.com
The first person camera puts you above the head height for Lalafell though.
>Why?
potato lovers
they have adorable emotes and shapely sort of fixes them to not be gross little gremlins
>highlander is so different its shown like a different race
why the fuck couldnt they make all the alt tribe/clans so different. it would stop every other player character from being fucking identical
Because they look the closest to classic FF sprites and as a big FFIII fan, things like the classic DRG and BLM AF look great on them. As long as you aren't being a meme lord with a mustasche or something retarded, you look just fine in serious cutscenes, certainly better than your average moogle slipper wearing cat slut.
Memes.
youtu.be
Anyone got that gigachad pic where he says loli cunny cunny
Futa Viera.
They're smaller and harder to click on in PvP.
Too bad PvP in this game is garbage though.
pedophiles. don't listen to the excuses.
Nice projecting, nonce
why is the ribbon blue? alisae's is supposed to be red!
silly artist
one day I want to PvP in an FF game built for it.
Literally one of my life's dreams.
Dissidia
I don't understand people who willingly play this exploration discouraging social interaction discouraging holy trinity and gear treadmill loving excuse for an mmo that feels like an HD version of ff12 with better AI bots
pedos
There is quite literally nothing wrong with having paedophilici tendencies.
Just started to pvp and I don’t think I seen any lalafell at all.
>whore heels
s l u t
not really a proper FF though.
the Praetorium queue time is fucking retarded holy shit
It's still shorter than the other races' first person views
i want a popoto gf to carry on my shoulders
the game doesn't force people to be your friend so it's discouraging social interaction, sure thing autist
Had this thread last night. Do you genuinely not understand, or are did you just make a meme thread for no real reason, just because you thought it would be funny to repeat a thread and mine for stupid replies? Something tells me your OP is completely dishonest, and that you haven't even considered the idea of Lalafells beyond the thread from yesterday. It must have resulted in a funny thread for you to make this one.
I recommend playing modded minecraft. I think it's pretty close to what you think MMOs should be.
I never see anyone talk about Au Ra. What's the deal?
no. it's because of duty finder meaning you don't need to talk to anyone in order to do content that requires a party, the game will just automatically connect you with people anywhere in the world who also want to do that content.
content that consists of a linear hallway compared to earlier games (even the origianl ff14) where the gameplay begins and ends at "do your per-established rotation of moves while avoiding standing in the glowy red spot"
since there's also 0 resource management in this game between fights there's never a point where you have any downtime in these raids, further discouraging any opportunity to talk to people because you're "wasting time" by not immediately going to the next place and doing the same rotation of moves 500 more times.
the only people who actually talk in this game outside of personal friends who met outside of the game are fucking ERPers in limsa
it's not 2015 anymore, people have finally come to terms with the fact that au ra are ugly lazy garbage, at least they can wear helmets
Hmm, despite all of your irrelevant claims I'm a part of several active communities that are all focused on playing this game.
Maybe it's a you problem?
>Hmm, despite all of your irrelevant claims I'm a part of several active communities that are all focused on playing this game.
I'm glad for you.
But please look up what "discouraging" means. it doesn't mean "makes something impossible". You type like an ESL so I understand you may be confused
I think they're cute, plus they look pretty funny!
at no point was I discouraged from any of my socialization
don't project your weird ESL thing onto people either, it's unbecoming
nny
Because people stop what they're doing just to give you headpats.
Because I couldn't decide what to play, I didn't want to just be a boring human or a catboy so I went potato.
I tend to play the dwarf race in RPGs and they’re the FF version
child abusers
They're cute.
I want to creampie a lalafell.
do you think human seed can impregnate a lala?
they're evil
roegadyn seed can do it, so sure
What the fuck. Is this real?
I really doubt it’s the same guy.
because I want to fuck one
Is what real?
I like feeling tiny and being a bitch to people.
They're the least gay race in the game.
Gnomes are alright, and FFXIV doesn't really have very good races. They're all basically humanoid "blank." Humanoid cats, dragons, whatever the hell rhogaidens are, and elves. Boring.
Unironically pedophiles
A game that let's you make toddlers
This chart isn't accurate, the Viera is literally on her tip toes because of her fuck me heels.
Name a non-humanoid race from an MMO that can wear all sorts of armor and that people like more than the humanoid option.
Lalas unironically have the best and most expressive emotes.
>only 1704 smaller male
shit site
What chest piece is that?
Just because it doesn't exist doesn't mean it shouldn't. Also using the qualifier
>that people like more than humanoid
is just bad, and you should feel bad. Just because most (boring) people pick vanilla doesn't mean there shouldn't be a variety of flavors.
Most people aren't furfags, user.
female highlanders do, their emotes are even too much
Most people don't make their "waifus" either. I can't believe I'm arguing with someone who thinks variety isn't a good thing and only "furries" want different races.
What a fucking shithole Yea Forums has become. Waifu fags ruin everything.
the closest is probably charr, but they're still fairly humanoid.
i think thats wedges chest
Lalafel boys are cute and have the best animations
>Charr
>humanoid
Because they can stand on their hind legs? Really? What is the standard to call something "humanoid"?
A boy potato black mage
>Dude Yea Forums has become a shithole because they don't want to play furries like me
Moron, nobody has ever liked you.
females are cuter
blow me faggot
Why do people want to make lewd with Alphinaud?
A matter of personal taste. In my experience girl potato players are always the most annoying insufferable faggots, so i pre-emptively hate all girl potatoes
Lala boys are revolting
>doubles down on calling me a furry
You are a fool, and don't belong in the role playing community.
Why don't you tell me how you really feel user?
erpnigger seething
>Posts frog people
>Dude I'm totally not a furry
Goddamn how awful. Stay bland and boring anons, you're beyond help.
male roe
I’m glad for this thread. It keeps the degenerates out of the other thread.
They are pedo girls or pedo guys.
Same reason someone plays as an antropomorphic animal - they are furry
>The only way not to be 'boring' is to fuck frogs
>Alphinaud
but Alphinaud is a boy
FAT
FUCKING
THIGHS
Male elezen of course, the most patrician choice.
they were better as concept art
This is what Yea Forums is now, people making threads and then either remaking them later because they didn't get the response they wanted, or someone else taking the thread and remaking it so they can get the attention the original poster got
That's all this board is anymore, reposts of shitposts that get reposted ad nauseum
They seem to be one of the most played races on my server.
What's to talk about? They're the best races and make the lesser races seethe.
Not with that male running animation they aren’t.
I play Au Ra, but it's hard to talk about them without being called a tranny here. I have a fetish for dragon girls personally, and I love the scales.
Look ugly and have stage 4 skin cancer. Worst race by far, also special snowflake tjmblrtards all play female aura, so fuck them
But they play viera now
Viera are at least beautiful to look at
not with their negative chin
What's the best beast tribe?
How does it discourage talking to people? It doesn't do that all. Nothing in the game tells you not to interact with other players. I don't understand this obsessive hateboner boomers have for duty finder, it's so bizarre to me.
By your logic Hrothgar somehow aren't humanoid either because they don't stand up straight. How the fuck aren't Charr humanoid?
feral lalafells
It's funny that everyone hates all the races except the standard humans on Yea Forums, this happens with basically every game.
no one plays standard humans in xiv aside from bots
No helms
Because I can meme without regret, wear silly Pig\Toad\Chocobo suits without looking like some weird huge abomination, and caster\healer sets don't make me look like a faggot as I did as a male Elezen with that shit.
I fucking love my lala. Went lala and never went back. I was an Elezen from 1.0 to 3.5.
And yet Yea Forums hates everyone but the standard humans. So what do they play?
I'm a pedo
Catfags and Skin Cancer Lizards.
I am a Hrothgar who loves lalafell.
Sylph
Neck yourself false flagger
I play a lala
what wow classic server we rolling boys?
Lalafell here
I love hrothchads
Got any recipes to share?
I just realized I have like three Fantasia potions. Should I be a potato?
You should never let Yea Forums stop you from liking something. Most of the people here are retards.
three times idiot
What’s wrong with that?
Cunny bunny bing bong.
I judge people on an individual basis, not some mong stereotype.
They are a fun unique race. Far more than the cat or dragons. Also I enjoy being one because it makes autistic faggots like you seethe and that gives me wood.
>Cutato
I declare this the catchall term for the obligatory MMO race of stumpy, baby-faced people that are clearly there only to be fucked
It's hard to hate something that's just incredibly mediocre
Based
We play the actual game, not second life
Two arms, two legs, torso, head.
A non humanoid wouldn't be bipedal, or if it was it'd have to be significantly different in some other way, e.g. having its face on the torso and no head, or its legs come out of its shoulders, or something like that.
Would probably be a pain to animate, plus armour and clothing would have to be completely different for them, so I can see why it's almost never done.
Female Lalafells have by far the highest Ultimate clear rate!
Yea Forums doesn't play anything, this is the board for people who hate videogames.
I thought that was common knowledge by now?
>Tfw you get the Twinning
where is yours though
it feels more like WoW desu
XI had its own unique feel.
Because it's got a good story.
Done.
Is there any way to quickly remove materia?
Why would anyone pick Hyur?
You know that Roe who doesn't say a fucking word all dungeon, performs exactly average, and leaves without leaving a commendation? That's me.
>playing more than 1 MMO
did 2008 teach you nothing.
I wish Midlander women could get up to 6'3". Highlanders have the perfect height but they are dog ugly pieces of shit
How the fuck do I heal as a SCH, whenever the tank does any pull, his HP drops like a rock, and I'm constantly trying to get him to a safe and reasonable level
Use your Eos abilities and Aetherflow for healing/sacred soil, super brainlet
How can people even take melee potatoes seriously?
Stop being stingy with cooldowns. If you have fey union unlocked use that shit, its way more useful for trash than bosses.
>tfw you get the Twinning
>tfw you have to fight a boss in the Twinning
Jesus dude
I want a lala to sit on my face
There's something very annoying about healing in Final Fantasy 14 compared to other mmos I've played. Maybe it's the GCD pissing me off.
That also reminds me that I had a dream last night where the GCD was 1 second like Warcraft and for a moment, I was having fun with FF14.
>Recitation Excog prepull, also Adlo shield if you want, use Swiftcast on it if you're setting up while running to the wall for the pull
>when tank stops, set up your Sacred Soil for that mitigation + regen
>from there, choose your cooldowns as you wish to keep the tank alive while you spam Art of War
>Whispering Dawn gives a small regen, Summon Seraph gives Embraces more oomph, Aetherpact also supercharges the Fairy's healing output
>Lustrate if you don't have Excog off cooldown and need further healing
>if the pull is taking unbelievably long to kill, expend your Aetherflow stacks on Excog/Lustrate/Sacred Soil and get another 3 with Dissipation (otherwise save Dissipation for the end of the pull to refresh Aetherflow for the next pull and make your Adlo inbetween stronger)
>if you're feeling desperate, start alternating Adlo and Physick (also remember you can weave in one ogcd with Physick without clipping), also throw out Illumination because why not
>also remember Recitation, Aetherflow and other cooldowns might get off cooldown mid pull if you're chain pulling, use and space out heal cooldowns smartly
>if everything goes smooth and you don't even need all your Aetherflow, then slurp up your enemies with Energy Drain, also Dissipate for more Energy Drain
Also remember to throw out Biolysis on the enemies while you're still running (apply basic math to see if it's better than hitting whatever's near you with AoW)
Congrats, everyone will now love your SCH dungeon play
it's an FF MMO, you shouldn't be expecting anything more at this point.
Can Lalafells bear human male sperm?
Im pretty sure Nanamo takes Raubahn's sperm every day.
>I have to think about the abilities I use instead of just mashing 80 buttons a minute at random, this game sucks
idyllshire music is played by a xaela brapflute
Ah yes, the button mashing strawman. It's less about that and more about how stiffening artificial latency is on the game for enemy mechanics that cheat GCD pings.
Literally every healer has a couple of oGCD heals, get fucking good scrub
>couple of oGCD heals
>use oGCD heal
>lol you cant use it for another 20 to 60 seconds. Have fun!
If you need to heal more than that you're doing something wrong. Do more damage.
Just admit you're shit at healer and either gitgud or switch
>tallest
>biggest muscles
>biggest tits and ass
>most beautiful hair
Femroe always.
mogga the fights in this game are so scripted you can do them like you're playing DDR what do you need that much healing for
Please.....I need....I need.....elezen mommies............
Too bad about the nappy black hair.
and everything else about them lmao
it's not our fault you can't handle how to not waste your turn.
we're based and greenpilled cunt
more like wasted fantasia pilled
>tfw no onahole gf
What new races could they possibly add at this point?
The rattos and little monkey fellas from 9
The wolves from Stormblood
Because it's better than being a tranny or furry
male viera
I don't think that height comparison is very accurate
A lamia race that can't wear pants
Burmecians/Cleyrans
I want to play as one of these.
Are both those characters at 100 height? I'm guessing the comparison image has them all at the same setting.
Lalas are cute in the same way a doll is cute.
I just want to collect them all in a bag and run off with them
lalas and tarus were a mistake
Too retarded to go the patrician Elezen route.
Why are women (female) obsessed with Emet-Selch?
Alpha. Does what he wants and has a sympathetic backstory that they wish they could tame him
As said, chicks love psychos, that's why you have a fucktons of batshit insane dudes in jail getting loads of groupies even if they're a serial child murderfucker
TARO
OI KISAMA, NANI CUTARO? MASAKA KONO DIO DAAAAAA
>All the suggestions are furries
>guy suspended over making pics of Ryne
I still think thats hilarious. Is there a repository of these?
cute thot
>giraffe neck
>wide tranny shoulders
>no ass, making the above even more noticeable
Trying to build glamours around those 3 things is such a bitch. Every day I regret using the MSQ fanta to change from a midlander to femelezen.
F midlander's animations are exactly like an illusion game
i love it
makes me horny
Ted Bundy?
lolis
why do so many people like emet and fantasize over him.
dude's fucking ancient
his penis is probably all shriveled up
especially
chris watts gets love letters too
They're the only race that has this weird cult mentality, they sit in lala only linkshells and go to lala only weddings. I've never met a normal lala, they're all quirky and weird and the community can be pretty scary, have seen them get a few people banned because they were anti-lala.
There are a lot of ones missing but heres what was grabbed before Square Enix forced them to delete the twitter pictures.
imgur.com
in his ancient non-memester form he's like 4 times taller than the average hyur
just imagine the sex
>in erp FC
>don't erp myself but enjoy their company
>realize if I fantasia to lala, i'll be the only lala in the FC
will i be e-raped?
Ask someone who has killed titan savage anything.
What kind of skill level would you say is needed for a dps to contribute enough to clear the dps check?
What is the hardest ranged dps job? SMN?
playing a lalafell made me want to replay FF3 and 4 DS
Based Jordan Peterson
not him but don't be garbage tier, the dps check imo isn't tight for dps, it's the garbage tanks/heals that parse grey
i'd rather they give existing races the midlander/highlander treatment
I was in one of those while I was a lalafell. It's usually started by one weirdo playing a male lala who acts way too happy to be a lalafell or some shit. The channel remains mostly quiet unless you have the one friendly girl or whatever who also talks. Your experience sounds like what happens when you get more than one of them together.
BLM then SMN
I know ResetERA likes to ERP as lalafells since they support pedophilia.
>blm
>hard
They are so easy to play now with all the changes they got in SHB. They fixed our biggest flaw this expansion which also dumbed down the class.
What the fuck, I wasn't ready for a serious question. Right now in week 4, almost 5, I think being literally average skilled should be more than enough so long as you have been gearing at an average pace.
It's a lot easier to do well on titan savage as a DRG or some such than as a BLM. There's a lot of planning ahead and smart use of resources that must come into play if you are trying to push for orange as opposed to some melee job who is literally just be there and be doing your rotation, simple as that.
>blm
>a class now more mobile than SMN because of procs + xeno + triple + swift is harder
Yeah no
My gf plays a male lalafell becsue he is "the cutest fucking thing". Her lalafell has the little bed head hair cut and usually wears either the sailor outfit or the butler outfit, and she is a BLM. I'm a male roe with a sweet pompadour, and I'm a SCH.
>last dps in static to get a titan weapon
>fucking whm needs on coffer
>call them out for this
>everyone in group defends them for it because it's a woman and "well you're already orange so you don't need a weapon anyway"
Time to find a new group
I just picked up AST and there's something I don't really get: what exactly is the point of "undraw"?
Reminder, tonberry are canonically lalafell that got infected by a virus that mutated them.
Imagine
It had a point before ShB changes
They just forgot to delete it
can i see logs
The exact same thing happened to my friend. Are you a MCH main?
>tank is wearing armor instead of slut glam
vote kick at 5 minutes
You choose to be a lalafell because you either want to be a troll, lost a bet, are a streamer with a donation bar, or you want to be diabetes inducing. I probably did it for the last one.
>chad bad boy
>british accent
>both of you knew each other and were close in your past life
>good intentions led him to an evil path
The YA romance novel literally writes itself, women never had a chance.
I did it because I lost a bet but now I actually enjoy them
Can you tell me what it was, out of curiosity?
Would molest.
I have a feeling I'm going to be stuck on e2s for a few weeks.
Someone told me to respect the content today, what the fuck does this even mean
you don't know the half of it
Wait, this kind of shit actually exist?
it's not a meme?
Why? Because you danced while a raid boss was taunting or something?
Make this happen people
Means you're trying to get over the content quickly by either skipping boss mechanics with good dps, speedrunning a dungeon, skipping cutscenes or god knows what else.
It's basically an excuse to be bad.
>playing on crystal
Go to primal if you want to clear
She wants a baby.
I'm on aether...
god why cant we have that hair style
Exactly. Aether is filled with shitters thinking they can get carried because it's the "raid" data center.
AST's cards were completely different. The cards were:
>Arrow: attack faster
>Spear: crit rate
>Balance: damage
>Bole: damage reduction
>Ewer: MP
>Spire: TP (the physical equivalent of MP before it was removed)
In addition, AST could sacrifice their current card to improve their next card (increased duration, potency, or made them affect the whole party).
In reality, 95% of the time you would redraw over and over and look to cast a Balance that would hit the whole party. Because of this, you may want to Undraw in order to avoid wasting your powerup.
if i join a 7/8 static to sub in and i roll on the loot as a tank am i a bad person?
I wish fem roe weren't such ogres with man bodies because I want to be that tall. Oh well, settled for Viera. That fem roe is decently cute but that's as good as it gets and the robe is hiding her more masculine figure.
Oh.
I kinda regret jumping on AST so late, the previous card look so much more fun than the current ones.
Thanks for telling me about it
They're very rare, but I've seen a few good looking femroes.
The graphics are nice and the story is decent. That's about it. It's a fine game to kill time with if you treat it as a single player JRPG and don't have any expectations for it to be more than that. The MMO genre is dead anyway.
Go FotM BLM/MNK/DRG if you haven't spent your tomes/pages yet.
I lived to see the day BLM became fotm
Self insert
inverse snowflake syndrome
when everyone picks the "out there" special races, picking the most normalfag of normalfag races is the snowflake choice
More like everything else looks awful in armor except for Viera but Viera can't wear helmets.
Malezen and femroes look great in armor
Too skinny.
Femroes are good when standing still but I can't stomach their running animation.
It's the small delay between hitting a heal and actually healing.
Benediction is a meme for a reason.
Honestly because all the race didn't clicked with me, they're all humans with animals ears, or big humans, or little fatsos.
I considered said fatso for the dickass potential but I settled with just a regular human because they blend well with most jobs, for exemple the idea of a Lalafel WAR or a Roe WHM doesn't sit well with me
I still think lalas look good on armor in a FF1/FF3 sprite way.
>Join FL as freelancer
>Get put in Adders (Note: I've never, ever been put on Mael)
>Dominate the game, 50 points to win
>Adders decide being adders and go unga bunga
>Lose to Mael
Yeah no, untick that freelancer shit in matchmaking, it'll bring you nothing but troubles.
If you want to team up with Mael so much just join them.
It's not as good as most people says
>imgur.com
based twitter dot com slash frogoperator
Better to go for substat or ilvl?
Currently deciding if I should use my edengate gear for my main or alt class.
I don't want to join them
I want to beat them
Fucking adders, even when Flames are being competent we lose because they just keep harrasing us
Adders just fucking ruin it for everyone every god damn times
>One company way ahead of the other
>Adder decide to help them and gank the third instead of going for the lead
iLVL is always BiS anyway and you can just materia what substats you need
people underrated the "easy" classes way too much. yeah obviously the other dps classes do more damage but unless you play them well, you won't be reaching it's true potential.
easy classes, it seems no matter what you fucking do you'll get good damage. so remember that when you lock down roles in pf. you're gonna be stuck with shitty BLM and MNK
sincerely RDM AND SAM.
Oh.
congratulations! :)
>be adder
>queue as adder
>win because im in the group
freelancers get off my queues, you fucks are giving my gc a bad name
I'm jelly, but not because I need the MGP. The jumbo cactpot achievement is the last one I need for the High Roller title.
I picked up dancer to unlock more gearsets and looked at it for a little bit on a whim and I was shocked. Like is it supposed to be this braindead? It's basically proc: the class and even then there's almost no skills to use at all. I've had to fill up my hotbars with the same skills twice because I couldn't get them filled up otherwise.
Thanks. I'm still pretty boondoggled.
Yeah you buff people and do shit damage. You are very late to the party my dude.
Titania can put her lightning vulnerability on my balls any day
I'm so fucking bored at this point.
Like, I've done all the Role quests, finished all my crafter/gatherer leveling, and have no FC to run Eden with.
And its not like I wanna rejoin WoW either at this point, because that game is just as fucking bad.
Quit until the next expansion then, it doesn't need to be a lifestyle
You say this, but they don't even look like lolis. They're literally just deformed potato people.
I havent touched WoW since I got halfway to max level of the new expansion. The story got boring and I could tell from a mile away they were going to do that daily mission shit again. Not to mention
>muh powerful females
Expansion is sjw as fuck, too. I just gave up. I can't be assed to know what the hell is going on now or what content I need to get past.
I need to see them naked before I judge anything
>no life an entire expansion's worth of content in a month and a half
>THIS GAME IS SO BORING
Can Yea Forums explain why Urianger is the best 'elf' type character in a game?
Did you even read my post? I havent touched Eden at all. Let alone Savage Innocence or Titania as I have no one to run them with, and fuck waiting 40min for a pug group or Party Finder
Makes boobs and butt look huge on elezens
Because glam generally looks infinitely better on Hyurs than any other race.
>crystal
>t. Person who never got past Raubahn Gate at SB launch
Maybe you should socialize and make friends. How I found people that actually do content
They're fucking adorable, that's why.
Play and finish Nier Automata if you haven't yet. Also there no shame in unsubbing and playing something else. Yoshi-p wants you to do that.
Also you could try getting all the garo shit as well before it disappears forever in 5.1
Beat Nier Automata back when it first came out.
if Highlander is a thing why the fuck do Roegadyn exist? They are Norn levels of fucking trash
Black expy.
Well besides going for the garo stuff if you haven't yet or don't want to just unsub I'd say.
the dude is complaining about the actual instance fights being TOO HARD not the instance server being dogshit, the dude is retarded
The real question is when FFXVI is coming out and replacing XIV.
Announced two years after 7 Remake inevitably flops, won't actually be shown in development until another two years after that, and it won't actually be playable to any extent until at least five years since then have passed.
>still caring about FF games
I gave up on the series after 13. 14 is just a thempark mmo and 15 doesnt exist as far as Im concerned. FF is over, just accept it and move on like I did.
You misspelled "Aymeric," or possibly "Hilda."
I want to get in the ff franchise but my autism for using only jp dubs is getting in the way. I wan't to play the XIII series in particular but so far as I know the first game is english only with the only jp dub english sub version being the asian version which is long since out of stock?
XIII series is garbage your better off not playing them at all
I wish my PC wasn't a piece of shit or I had my own PS4 already, been wanting to try this game out for quite some time.
>/dabs on you
Pretty sure i played XIII on Steam with JP Dub, don't know if i'm tripping
>I want to get in the ff franchise
Yeah don't fucking do it with XIII, it's like saying you want to get into Persona starting with 5, what the fuck are you doing.
>is a potato
sorry your argument is invalid
Because they are pedophiles
WHY ARE WE PERSECUTED SO
who's this redpilled guy again
They're toddlers though. Lolicons don't like lalas, only toddlercons and diapercons do.
Can you change my diaper bro?
>not being naked under your armor
Pathetic
we're simply just too epic