"Give your character a name"

>someone tells me to dilate
>i let my wound close instead
DARKNESS, IMPRISONING ME

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>Game advise to use a controller
>I use a keyboard instead
LITERALLY WORSE THAN HITLER

>final fantasy
>name your character/Aeon
>use a different name rather than the actual name

HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND

>"Give your rival a name"
>"faggot"
ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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>"Do not turn off the console whilst game is saving"
>turn off the console
TWO NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>shit on gacha on Yea Forums because of jewish tendencies
>play them anyway
CREDIT REPORT DOT COM BABY

>gaming website asks for date of birth
>1/1/1919

SOMEBODY STOP ME

>"Would you like to save?"
>select no
>I actually did want to save
CAN'T HOLD ON MUCH LONGER

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>Do not touch the power button when you see this icon
>Lay my finger lightly on the power button whenever it shows up

IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES

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>buy digital copy of game
>seen physical copy cheaper

HOOTS GIVEN: 0

youtu.be/9xJ95bt_0CE

>give you character a name
>nigger
>you can't
>n1gg3r
WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE

>should go back for healing items
>decide to push on

BOUTA GET CRAZY UP IN HEYA

>hoard all elixirs in case I need them for a hard fight
>beat the game without ever using any
INTO THE ARMS OF SORROW

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>Hey MC, we should talk to everyone before leaving town
>Talk to no-one

OUTTA THE BLUE
IN THROUGH THE BACK
DOOR COMIN' THROUGH
LIKE FUCK WHAT WAS THAT

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>game tells me to "choose wisely" when naming my character
>name him "Wisely"
WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GO-GO

>game has a bunch of side content right before the final boss
>go directly to the final boss anyway
SO FAR AWAY WE WAIT FOR THE DAAAAYYYY

>skip through text
>game asks if got all of it
>say yes
YOU MOTHER GET UP COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS

>Game asks if I’ve played before
>I haven’t
>say yes anyway

THE THUNDER ROLLS AND THE LIGHTNING STRIKES

>is this your first time playing?
>select no
>actually never played the game before
CAN'T HOLD ME DOWN

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>start up game
>game says "enjoy your time playing our game!"
>don't
HEY HEY YOU YOU I DON'T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND

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>game gives you a plot critical item
>throw it away immediately
I'M AT A PAYPHONE

>character gives me a heirloom for me to use on my quest
>sell it at the nearest shop
HEY LITTLE THING LET ME LIGHT YOU CHEMICALS, CAUH HUMMA I HAA THE HAMMA NOW YEP HENNOW

I name all of the guys I play as "Juese" and girls I play as "Adahn." If there's option for last name I always use "Belmont".

>special thanks to me comes up in credits
>pirated it
SOMEBODY STOP ME

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>"thank you for playing"
>was watching a video walk through on youtube

WE ARE ALL STARS NOW, IN THE DOPE SHOW

>at 98% HP
>use my strongest healing item
PSYCHO IN MY MIND LUNATIC HYSTERIA

>"Name your first pet"
>Ur mom

xD

>fight against a fire boss
>intentionally only use party members that are either weak to fire or only have strong fire attacks
WOKE UP IN THE MORNING AND I GOT DIPHTHERIA

>Meme template clearly uses edgy/dark songs for the punchline
>use some random shit anyway
AND I RAN, I RAN SO FAR AWAY

>leave a negative review
>actually enjoyed the game
IM BREAKING THE HAAABIT

>download eroge visual novel with the intention of jerking off to it
>apply patch to it that censors nudity
TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY SCHIZOID MAN

thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=kUZLVrBmuE4

>Asks the name of the player
>You already named the character after yourself
I'M GOING UNDERRRRRRRRRRRR

>single slime attacks me
>use all my mana on meteor storm
I'LL NEVER FALL IN LINE

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>I rate it 10+ out of 10! xD
Jesus, are you twelve?

>if you enjoyed the demo, please consider buying the full game!
>don't even though it was one of the most fun times I've had with vidya in years
CAN YOU SEE ALL OF ME

cringe/based

>"Several cutscenes will play in sequence. It is recommended that you set aside sufficient time to view these scenes in their entirety"
>Skip them all anyway

I'M A FIRESTARTER, TWISTED FIRESTARTER

>rating system out of 10
>give it a score more than 10
NO ONE I THINK IS IN MY DREAM

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Every time I hear that song it reminds me of Chris Chan

It's nice to see that Yea Forums can still have fun with dumb shit.

>thread about times you were the joker
>dont use an edgy or dark lyric in the post
BUT OZ NEVER DID GIVE NOTHING TO THE TIN MAN

>quest to collect 6 boar asses
>collect 7
SOMEWHERE IN CHAOS WE ALL FIND OURSELVES

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>Please give your character a name
>Use the same name as a side character
THE RETUUUUUURN OF THE THIN WHIIITE DUUUKE

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>winning in a competitive match
>ragequit
SOME FOLKS ARE BORN MADE TO WAVE THE FLAG

Worng thread buddy

>n1gg3r
>not "NlGGER"
step up ur game

>game interrupts itself to tell me: 'You've been playing for a long time, please consider taking a break'
>keep playing anyway

HEY YOU, BIG STAR
TELL ME WHEN IT'S OVER

I did this in runescape, it was my first online game and I didn't know better so I thought it really wanted my name.

And I just kept it forever.

>walk into gamestop
>see a girl working the till
>idle for longer than I should have by the games stand because I'm afraid of talking to her
>some intense force possesses me
>start dabbing
>keep dabbing
>get asked to leave the store by other employees
>the shock of social contact causes my bowels to loosen
>begin flailing around and ramming into people like a feral animal to draw attention away from the mess
>it's pure fucking chaos
>hear the girl calling the police
>wavedash out to mummy's car waiting for me outside
O WAH AH AH AH

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>Turn up volume, get "listening at high volumes can damage your hearing" warning
>Turn up volume some more
ZIGGY PLAYED GUITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

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>Lose against boss
>"want to try again?"
>press no

I'M NOT A SLAVE TO A GOD THAT DOESN'T EXIST

>"Easy mode is now selectable"
>Select it
EMBRACE THE DARKNESS THATS WITHIN ME

GUILLOTINE YAH

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