Do you consider it socially acceptable to play your handheld in public?

Who is the woman standing familiarly close to him? Does Gaben have yellow fever?

youtu.be/Xrne2-gOoqU

Asians have no concept of personal space.

>tfw can't tell if this is China or San Fran

I would be scared someone might try and steal it. That fat fuck isnt catching anyone

user was never seen again after that

middle aged asian women are the nosiest creature on earth.

how can I shop the look
w2c satchel

Artifact

Nice scarf on your manbag gabe fix your fucking collar

Half Life: Immortals, exclusive for mobile devices

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In all seriousness, I figured she was a personal assistant. But she's really just a random woman standing near him?

I'm so scared right now lads.
He's in China, some tuc tuc is gonna smash into a lorry and tip it over; smooshing him, then people are going to walk past him during his last breathes because they don't want any of that liability for his medical bills as they meander to their own escalator and elevator deaths. While the driver gets out to intentionally kill him for a shorter sentence and it'll end up on liveleak.
Hold me bros.

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nope, i live in 3 world country, i would get mug by some nigger

I'm posting on fucking Yea Forums, so I don't give a fuck how manchild anyone looks. Including me.

I don't use handhelds because gaming on them kinda sucks. If I liked them I'd use them, fuck anyone who'd judge me for it.

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His bodyguard.

>Gabe is 56
>Kojima is 56

>*Worried laughter*

Why did you post the edit?

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Gabe looks like that guy that spends 10 hours at that local Asian all-you-can eat

Why does reddit still worship him

More like 10 hours in the ladyboi red light district all you can eat

what's he playing?

What is he doing in China, looks like he is checking google maps or messages.

brutal mogs thread?

Maybe he personally went to fuck shit up at Epic

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Dota 2 international in china.

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I don't personally play handhelds. But I don't really care how people entertain themselves.

"are you going to finish that?"

>corpse found on back alley, forensics say that he was murdered by 3 hits on his head with a crowbar.

why does rms stand like that?

I once saw Gaben in seattle like 7 years ago when he was at this peak in being fat, he went to sit in his car and the whole car went down with him as if it was all going to fucking break then he just drove off

>jam jam jam, chink dickk
subhuman

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OUR GUY

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DESIGNATED

his feet hurt

SHITTING

He's playing underlords on it

Worst part is being a fat fuck and being talked to by others who want to see what you're playing

>illusive dick
Based

that's a big ball

herro you wan koor hat oru knifu? very cheap

we can only guess at the complex inner machinations of stallman's mind

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A buddy of mine was seated adjacent to Gabe and his wife at a wedding reception a while back. He proceeded to get black out drunk and rant at Gabe for an hour about half life 3. I did only hear all this second hand from his girlfriend and he doesn't remember it at all.

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He's on a mission to destroy tencent.

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You want to carry a satchel?

Why did he become the vilain? Why did he make the hats&Manconomy that would devolve in the modern vidya landscape?
Pushing for linux doesn't make up for it.

and then everybody clapped

Gabe Newell is such a slob

I used to play my PSP slim in public all the time in college, waiting for buses, riding buses, et cetera. I actually made some friends that way, running into other people playing MHFU.

I've never felt comfortable playing any other handheld though; they're either too big to carry around comfortably in your pocket or feel too brittle. I feel like I'm playing with a child's toy if I have my 3DS, which is embarrassing, and I know first-hand how easily broken they are, so I'm afraid of dropping it or something. My PSP took a fucking beating from all the times I dropped it, and what finally managed to kill it was me trying to replace a fucking button.

I should get a new one, or a CFW vita or something...

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at the very most:
>"hi"
or nothing at all. guy gets pestered about half-life by unoriginal mouthfoaming autists every fucking day and is likely sick of giving vague canned responses and doesn't want to have to deal with the repercussions of telling you to fuck the hell off, so instead of cornering the guy how about being a decent person and leave the man alone?

Shouldn't have eaten them

I have seen gabe in public several times, we live in the same city and he shops at the same grocery store I do. I mind my own business and respect his space, I did smile at him once and he smiled back.

>what are you playing fat man
probably

Spit in his face

youtu.be/XebF2cgmFmU

Bash his head on the curb if he put me in a situation where I have to defend myself

kek, what a fat bitch

cool story bro

PEACEKEEPER

As acceptable as it is to use your phone or tablet while in social situations.

continue walking

Ask myself how the fuck did I end up in America

>Hi... I-I liked Half-Life.
Then I’d walk away without ever making eye contact

yes, fuck what other people think

>Wouldn't mind taking Switch out to play in public
>Don't want to be a manchild on the go
Guess I'll just play shitty phone games

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nothing
hes just a human and a shitty one at that

COUNTRY

I bring my Switch to work and play it during breaks, nobody gives a shit you insecure twat.

reddit

Where's the template?

you wouldn't want to do it of course but if it's your only chocie

>gabe is in china
cant wait to see him get run over/ eaten by an escalator or die in some other shitty chinese final destination way