Big dick melee or thimble dick magic?

Big dick melee or thimble dick magic?

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small dick daggers!

>go for big weapon build
>slow attacks
>low dps
>boring unique weapons
>both manlet toothpicks and coloured handfarts stronger
Why do gamedevs denounce strength in vidya? Is it because they got bullied by physically stronger chad in highschool?

I want to drop meteors on shit and fire nuclear blasts from my hands, don't care about anything else.

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UNGA BUNGA ME HIT HARD!

Respectably dicked battlemage.

Biggest, chunkiest weapons with the meatiest hits available in the game. I want to stop time for a whole with the sheer force of my hitstun every time an attack lands.

Master Chef is the most rigged show, I swear
It's always hilarious when Gordon is forced to shill Walmart groceries though
Anyway, I go for melee when there's a fun physics system that allows you to launch enemies like ragdolls

Gargantuan dick merchant.

Average dick both desu.

it's fucking raw

Massive dick spellsword

MUSCLE GOOD
MAGIC BAD

Vidya are not realistic. Big,strong guys should be able to move fast as well.

Average dick ranged

Depends on how big, linebackers have muscle but won't be winning any races

>big melee unit deals high damage but is slow
>mages can nuke your ass from afar
>archers can bombard you with arrows
>rogues can hit and run before you react
Lmao theres a reason why weapons evolved into guns and nukes

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>not rocking twohanders, heavy armor and spells
Every elder scrolls game I roll the same build, and every time it's the most fun to be able to tackle combat with like six different approaches available to me.

>When the support stuns the enemy so you can get away

cleric with HP regen, buffs and impossible to kill

What do you call a class that specializes in quick spells?

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