You fought in the console wars?
You fought in the console wars?
No, I fought in the meme wars.
thread ruined
rekt gg faggot
what a newfag thread
No, I fought in the flavor wars
Yes. I was once a Nin10yearold Knight, the same as your father.
I wish I'd known him.
He was the best shitposter on Yea Forums, and a cunning consoledrone. I understand you've become quite the shitposter yourself....and he was a good friend.
I'm a GamerGate veteran. Semper games
I am a veteran of sexiest vidya males war
>Semper games
I'd forgotten this.
Which reminds me, I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but the mod wouldn't allow it. He feared you might follow old Obi-Wan on some damn fool Nin10drone crusade like your father did. You father's Game Boy. The console of a Nin10yearold, not as weebshit or dead as a Vita. An elegant console, from a more civilized age.
and he was a good friend
For over 20 years, the Nin10yearolds were the guardians of peace and justice in the old internet. Before the dark times. Before the smartphones.
I had Conker's pocket tales and Pokemon yellow. I want to go back bros...
I was a Taco Bell shock trooper during the franchise wars. I'd rather not talk about it.
>Are you alright? What's wrong?
>I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of PC users suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
Not just the shadman, but the shadwomen, and the shadchildren!
Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with a consolefag
The first place I ever shitposted was gamespot's "system wars" forum in like 2002 when I was 12. I found it by googling "xbox sucks"
Before the dark times. Before Microsoft.