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>64 bit phones only
not gonna spend $400 on a phone for a gacha game
also how is there still not porn
That's a big Starmie
>400 dollars
Nigga my chink Huweii phone can run it and it's like $90 bucks
>younger trainers like you
Isn't she like 10?
the girls are the only good thing about this shit heap
for you
who the fuck still owns a 32bit phone in 2019
>not being a neet
why would i even need a phone
You're gonna play his game right Yea Forums?
to watch videos in the bathtub
>taking baths and not showers
It will be shit, need more fanservice
Cute fuccboi
>Standing while you have the ability to lay down
F O O L
Also I take a bath everytime I get tired because I enjoy being in a state of constant hot water euphoria
Friend, I think youll be surprised to find that theres already a few r34 images of pokegirls
Uh... What? I thought this game was family friendly.
Also why does he want to fine you? What's the deal with that?
Misty has taken enough cock through her infinite years that age means nothing to her
What is a human to a demi-god
>Samsung A10E
>Samsung A20
>Insert chong-class chinkphone here
>400 dollars
Bitch you can pay like 100
>only 5 more days until I'm united with her
Turning 10 makes you an adult in the Pokemon world.
I don't keep up with Pokemon anymore. What is this?
>free unit
>and a pretty bad one too
it's a shame really, hopefully we get to see alternative partner pokémon and roles, iirc she's a support but she's outclassed by Rosa which is also free
A really shitty cashgrab aimed at waifufaggots and semenskulls
Has the global launch been finally confirmed?
ur right
it was announced days later the release in singapore iirc, should be on the 29th
>They'll never use the divinity that was HG/SS Misty ever again
SHE'S JUST TOO POWERFUL BROS
He's a fucking spaz and likes to see he's going to fine you if you show up late or something.
gacha garbage that people will eat up because it's pokemon
>toned midriff
Yeah, well, I make good money now. I don't spend much on games anyway anymore.
Just tell me the name.
I wonder how them former Pokemon loving kids lost their innocence and grew filth in them to become a monsterous pedophiles like that.
I don't know what you're talking about dude, I was jerking off to misty even when I was 10
There was nothing innocent about it
Misty is an absolute cumgod who shaped an entire generation of child puberty.
I love her.
>jerking off at the age of 10
Did you not? Are you an autism or something?
Not him but I am an autism and jacked off at a young age.
Misty was a 10 year old but I was jerking off to her when I was 13.
Did that make me a pedophile?
>jerking off at 10
I was like 14 when I first started
no because he's fucking gay and not as cute as clemont
>Are you an autism or something?
no, I just hadn't a fucked up childhood
Is this a "boomers confess about their first fap" thread now?
How is it fucked up to jerk off at 10?
I was playing Sex Kitten Sim-RPG on Newgrounds everyday, it was bound to happen
Just makes me higher iq for figuring out the internet before you
>le boomzoom
Yes and it was Misty
Anybody else fap to this image when they were 10?
>nudity
Thanks for killing the thread retard
reborded
gamer mongoloid
when I was 10 the internet wasn't that much of a big thing, sorry zoomer
I was like in the 7th or 8th grade I think, so probably around 12 or 13.
10 is pretty early user
>40 year old man in a pokemon thread
why?
Is the game fun at least? I heard there's no stamina.
I immediately noticed that the exact same image as yours is still on my hard drive and its timestamp is late 1999 and that also made me to want to kill myself.
>zoomer
>boomer
me at the bottom
Only if he THUDS!!! me
Not him but the internet wasn't a thing for kids until the mid 00s.
In the 90s and the early 00s, most of the online demographics were 15-24 who were either of highschool kids or college/university students, and kids and 30+ adults were minorities.
You were most likely not allowed to have an internet access if you were a kid in that era.
remember. all your girls belong to Erika
getting caught was part of its plan
I can't believe it took me so long to realise Erika was one of the best pokegirls. I have years of catching up to do.
Most phones that support Android Lollipop and above should be 64-bit.
The problem is that most device manufacturers jew out and use a 32-bit installation of Android instead.
Great for emulators.
Hell, even a 200-300$ tablet would do.
We need some Misty x Flannery art.
I've changed my mind
Why does that Diglett have ears and a jawline?
It's the American regional variant, Piglett.
No May no play.
Fag
really easy its called being attracted to girls you should try this sometimes homo
>Not wanting to play Rosa's game on the 29th savor other flavorful Pokégirls before May drops.
>Erika
Gimme her friend. She's in the datamine, so I know she's in.
>he actually bathes in his own sweat
You misspelled "toilet"
you learn to love Erika with age
>been trying to roll Kahili but still can't get her
Fucking hell
How a 11 years old have this rack?
I remember how they gossip about Claire's outfit
I didn't start until well into highschool at 15ish.
How are people playing already, I thought this wasn't out yet?
2D
canada and singapore got a demo
>gachashit
The demo of the game was made available in Singapore. People got the .api files and are using a VPN to connect to the Singapore server to play the game early.
To perhaps nobody's surprise, it's shit.
Erika's not my cup of tea, but I really appreciate that "I Choose You" changed her gym battle to be more by the book. It's kind of telling how much Japanese fans and Game Freak love the crap out of Erika, so it made perfect sense to clean up her image after seeing how much of a total bitch her anime counterpart was.
Meanwhile Sabrina's image is harder to taint.
Even ignoring Android, used iPhones are also
If your phone can run db legends, than it can run this fucking game
Someone explain this game to me.
Is it a gacha game where you roll for Pokemon?
If so that sounds horrible. Doesn't it just defeat the entire point of the franchise, you know the catching Pokemon part?
Don't worry bro, I was jerking off at age 9 or 10 too. Started growing facial hair at that age too. some people are just late bloomers.
Gacha game where you roll for trainers.
It's a game where you recruit famous trainers from the mainline games, who are partnered with the Pokémon and you battle them in 3-man cells.
It's a super simplified Pokémon game with an active time battle system with less weaknesses, so less competitive minded shit and more stratagem involved. It gets a bit character oriented too, so it sort of gives more personality to even the playable characters.
So it's a sex trade game?
Pokemon Masters. It officially releases globally on the 29th. You can play it now with a VPN to Singapore or Canada.
Isn't it just a demo right now though?
you mean a phone made within the last 5 years?
>getting hyped for a fucking gacha game
Yea Forums is once again fucking dead.
No, it's Pokémon meets Naruto's Chuunin Exam.
Yeah pretty much.
No. All of your progress will transfer into the official release.
I NEED YOU ROSA
I think masters has been the only pokemon game I've actually been excited about for the past like fuck 7 years?
the fuck? you had to be poor if you never experience the interwebs at the age of 10.
Every character comes paired with one pokemon. You can get some characters who have alt versions, with a different pokemon. I don't think we've seen duplicate pokemon in the game yet with different trainers, but it's not out of the question. They're obtained in the gacha, so yes, no catching pokemon. It's all about battles.
Fights are 3v3 and psudo-realtime. You have a bar that fills up and selecting attacks uses up part of the bar. Pokemon get like two or three moves only. All pokemon have one weakness and no resistances. You can level pokemon up and even evolve them, learning new moves, but it seems like they're capped at learning just three or four total. No breeding and no transferring moves, although I guess they could add TMs in the future.
>Doesn't it just defeat the entire point of the franchise
Mainline pokemon has been about following a storyline rather than catching pokemon for the last three generations. Welcome to nu-Pokemon.
why is she wearing panties
ROOOOSAAAA
...sure.
youtube.com
ROSA!
>So it's a sex trade game?
No, there is no trading in gacha games. You have to spend money and buy all the waifus on your own.
You're giving Nintendo money to buy women
What would you do if you'd suddenly live in the Pokémon world?
that snivy touching her boobs
Find jirachi and wish for the powers of a god.
Isn't that Minus8's shitty dance wich was just a ripoff of a meme anime dance?
AAAAAAAH ROSA
This makes me mad because I just got a new phone last year.
Granted, I assume that downloading the apk might work, but that's a pain in the ass.
>no swimsuit units
hard pass
>not recognizing that dance
Hello, newfriend.
No idea.
I just looked it up in the archives, because it represented why people care about this the best.
Join Team Rocket and take on the hegemony of the world as my mafia controlled state government rapes 10 year olds
I'd also create a monopoly on particular Pokemon so that no other trainers can have it, i'll control both the pokemon economy and the world economy
dumb cinnamon roll head
HI- I MEAN ROSA!
you know there are android emulators right?
>How can a fictional character not be realistic!
stop being retarded
You just know
iirc every emulator that actually fuckin works is 32 bit. bluestacks for sure can't play it
Game is not fun.
Either mashing attacks to get to your sync move or 'abusing' the type advantages, I say 'abusing' but it's really the only way to deal enough damage outside of being overly high leveled.
Not stamina based but they compensate with huge grinds for materials.
Bosses are huge hp sponges that nuke your team after 10 attacks.
It seems that you have a lot of experience with 11 years old chests.
Become some kind of person of note for grass types, be it a leader, E4, or some third thing.
>no pvp
>MC is shacked to pikachu
>pve is shit
>may isn't even in the game
guaranteed dogshit, hopefully they patch the shittiness out in about a year
>no pvp
What, seriously?
How is there no PvP in this.
How did they fuck up this badly?
>no PvP
That's a good thing
>MC
Literally who cares? You dump the MC quickly to use all cute pokegirls or whoever has a Pokemon you like.
You need at least one brain cell to realize that fictional characters do not adhere to reality if the content creator decides to do so.
Is it too hard to understand for you?
They said it went against their core design principles and that they wanted players to "work together" and experience the game like that.
>less gameplay variety is a good thing
>not wanting to self insert like an autist since you're already a grown man playing pokemon
They're dumbing it down for kids and man children
Maybe in a year when the game is dead they'll change their mind
She better be in
Bosses wouldn't be so bad if is didn't have AoE and Buff removal on top of the full party buff Synch moves normally have.
>Shacked to Pikachu
I really hope they fix this with some kind of Sygna suit for MC. TPC made a bad call on that.
>"team up with your favorite pokemon!"
>now use this pikachu forever, fuck your favorites
I used to fap to that picture of her and the other pokegirls at the beach
PvP is not gameplay variety. Gacha PvP is shit and boils down to either picking on weaker people for rank, abusing bad AI, or getting nuked by a whale.
This is how Gacha games work, bro. There are free units. Then there are reskins of them later that are up to speed with the meta. I guarantee there will be special edition Mistys.
Nobody forces you to play pvp and it's your own fault if you need to be an autistic tierfag and can't just have fun.
4u
>Nobody forces you to play pvp
>Locks a decent amount of gacha currency and hard to get materials either behind doing PvP daily, your rank, or even a shit shop
Yeah, not "forced" at all.
Its literally Fire Emblem Heroes, but Pokemon
I'LL BE YOUR BODYGUARD
If Minus8 used it, it was in reference to this.
They have Kris. You can bet your left nut that May will be in a future update. They know that the girls are the main factor for anyone to play it.
>reference
He outright stole it and called it "Minus8 Dance".
When was this exactly?
>minus8 or mememe trademarked shaking your fucking hips
no BW Ace Trainer no buy
Do really no one have even a little hesitation to sexualize characters from their childhood games here?
I have fapped to them but now they are so strongly tied with my old memory of my familiy and friends who bought me them or played them with that I want keep them in a clean place somehow.
Are you completely unaware of why your phone is bad or do you just not care?
>needing the internet to masturbate
This looks like a boring and greedy game but I guess it's worth the try.
I like how the speech bubble make some characters look like they have no pants.
That's for the "beta" only
Once it's released it's going to be for 32 and 64 bit
Why they didn't just make the "beta" 32 bit as well is beyond me, and since everyone gets to keep their progress moving forward it's a shame
That one detail really REALLY puts me off the game already
Because PvP in gacha games is pure cancer.
oh is there actually going to be a 32 bit version? why the fuck wouldnt that be the demo
Are may and flannery in it? How about sabrina and erika?
just needs text box removal
You can't deny it sure makes it easier.
>jerking off makes you fucked up
what kind of christian propaganda bullshit is this lol
I have no memory of this. And I generally tend to keep an eye out for what Minus8 has been up to.
>Once it's released it's going to be for 32 and 64 bit
Then why does the coming soon version on the play store still say incompatable?
Plus, isn't the "beta" a SEA server?
Flannery is in screenshots in this very thread, bro.
check thread or watch some trailers user
I was doing it around that time too, user. Don't worry.
Well shit, neato, guess I'll be giving it a try at least
the play store version says incompatible for me as well and my phone is 64 bit
no clue dude
That's how PvE is too.
that fucking bird knows I'm checking out her ass
Bluestacks can't play it.
Prove it, retard.
>10m pre register.
PGO was a massive fuckfest when news about being playable popped. They wanted avoid retards bitching about it.
She's free by playing through the story. Rather early too. Speaking of, F2P is very doable.
it's garbage
just battles, no exploration, no town, you just click on missions and fight
need to grind like in all gacha so you will be auto farming the same stages over and over
not even a good waifu bait game since no one is for (you) and just talks like a friend
improper game mechanics like normal hitting ghost, etc
It's gacha trash with pretty models as expected, just as a warning but a lot of you who didn't have the chance to play it prepare for massive disappointment after the realization after a few hours.
Played it, got real bored of it quick.
Are you assuming that one does not rinse off with the shower after taking a bath? Do people not do that?
>Doesn't use a Ghost type
Well that's a fucking waste.
sure if you want to jack up the water bill
I don't have a water bill, but I do have a gas bill for heating the water. Anyway, some things are just werf it.
I hope we at least are going to get porn out of it.
>he doesnt know
it's guaranteed theres gonna be shit like bikini and mermaid versions
OG May or bust
OG May with a big bust
I can barely control my lust...
It'll be ORAS May.
Better Star potential, plus Mega Ring for Mega Blaziken.
The hell is this?
probably talking about the rest of this image set
are they gonna retcon clair into a nice person? I liked her more when she was a bitch desu
>ugh...Nintendo seriously expects me to spend $60 on this downgraded Pokemon release? No thanks. It doesn't even have all the Pokemon.
>OH. MY. GOD. I CAN'T WAIT TO SPEND THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS GAMBLING FOR POKEGIRLS
nobody actually spends money on this dogshit, /pol/tard
>I AM SILLY
Yeeee
fucking source please
I had a black friend who started jerking off at 8. I started at 12.
You posted a picture of yourself.
Gatcha garbage
Ignore the game and wait for porn of the ripped models.
>One game celebrates Pokémon's history of trainers as far as the games developed by Game Freak and only Game Freak are concerned
>One game culls out Pokémon that may be a good fit for the region or selections that could've been buffed or retooled for the new region and cuts out Mega Evolution for some bullshit giant form that's practically the same thing.
SAUCE
yandex has nothing
How did hypnotism increase her boob size twofolds???