Goofy's fucking dead

Fuck off /pol/

You first, reddit

Ah yes, the snowflake who can't take a joke and instantly assumes it's the /pol/ boogeyman, I've been expecting you.

It's like you don't even know that Walt Disney hated the jews.

Part of the appeal to me desu

That's not what ''snowflake'' means, you mongloid, namely a person feeling they are super special and unique (because all snowflakes have different shapes).
And jokes stop being funny when they're regurgitated over and over and over. HAHA DE JEWS HAHAHAHAHAHAH BASED GUYS HAHAHAHAHA *dabs*

You sure sound upset, snowflake

This is right the only ones that still use ((())) are people to truly hate Jews no one uses it as a joke anymore.

Yes I was clearly referring to the ficticious entiy of Mickey Mouse as a jew seriously while claiming that anyone who laughed at KH was fired, of course.

Very easily.
>taking video games seriously

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>take all of the roles assigned to the OC donut steels and give them to actual disney characters
Or FF characters. It's crazy how what started as a Disney/Final Fantasy crossover doesn't even have FF characters anymore.

Unironically as a kid I actually thought they killed Goofy

Well they did give him a nobody and heartless in KH3

>dedicate 500 hours of cutscenes and lore and dialogue to a super deep and dark and stupidly complicated backstory for your game
>"lol dude don't take it so seriously"

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>super deep and dark
It's neither of these things, and I say this as someone who's been deeply invested in this story since 2002

It's pretty obviously trying to be, Nomura is an eternal chuuni he just can't write worth shit.

The autism is part of the charm. Kingdom Hearts is stupid but it’s so genuine in it’s stupidity that I can’t help but love it.

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>It's pretty obviously trying to be
I don't know why people have this impression of KH

It's about as deep and dark as One Piece or Naruto
Which is to say, not very

I mean the main theme of the franchise is friendship for fuck's sake

Just because it's not GoT where someone dies every other episode doesn't mean it isn't trying to be dark with stuff like a whole species of sociopaths and emo edgelords like Vanitas.

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This and I was fucking furious

And just because it's playing things straight instead of being a self-aware comedy due to its premise doesn't mean it's attempting to be some "deep and dark" narrative

>emo edgelords like Vanitas
If this is your perception of what makes a story "dark" then I have to assume your daily media consumption comprises of children's cartoons and precious little else because goddamn dude
Since when was the cocky bad guy enjoying being bad a "dark" plot element

not him but i think it's very lighthearted series. even some disney animated movies have darker stuff

I think you're mistaking my words, I'm not saying it is, I'm saying it's TRYING to be.

YOU'RE THE REAL SHAM

I'd agree if Disney hadn't turned out so draconian with their characters (and also if their recent stuff was actually good and on par with the rest). The way things turned out i'd prefer if Nomura went on only with OCs

Disney has always been draconian with their characters, always

But it's not

You look at the cringy highschool edgelord that is Nomura and you try saying that again.

This game was made for kids, you guys know that right? If the story seems like it's entry level it's because it's literally made for entry-level humans.

Grown men arguing about how "dark" a Disney game is LAUGH MY FUCKING ASS OFF this board

What about Nomura makes you think he's trying to tell a deep and dark story where the main character is a goofball running around Disney worlds with Donald and Goofy

Guess Frozen in KH3 (and all the shit around it) was the straw that broke the camel's back for me.

Kingdom Hearts is better than other JRPGs because it's completely retarded and exposes the terrible genre for what it is

I don't know why you're trying to argue this point.

The game is made for kids, it's E for everyone, and it's as dark as a kid's game gets.

It's not TRYING to do anything, it exists in the form it's supposed to and you're mistaking entry-level darkness for "trying to be something more darkness".

Shit like this faggot. Or how about the scene where everyone fucking dies and Sora breaks down?

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To be honest I do think some of the more "mature" stuff he wanted to use in Versus started to leak over (the Final World and all that).

These are just themes of sadness.

That doesn't really imply darkness or edginess.

Kingdom Hearts has had themes of sadness since the beginning. It's a fucking kids game.

>Shit like this faggot
What about it

?????
Where do they come in with this thread in general???

Frozen in KH3 was probably the worst thing in the entire KH franchise.

Boy am I glas Im not autistic

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You mean all that confusing talk about Kingdom Hearts (which I still dont completely understand what it is), Xehanort having the ability to possess people with DARKNESS, the secret plot about the ancient keyblade wielders, what the Nobodies are and the relationship between all similiar looking characters like Sora, Roxas, Ventus, Vanitas etc. is not deep and dark? And especially confusing?

And stupid?

>is not deep and dark? And especially confusing?
Yes
Yes
Especially yes

i think it's deep, dark and confusing for people who want it to be like that. if that makes any sense.
or for those who haven't played the games and only seen pictures like LOOK HOW DARK AND EDGY MICKEY MOUSE XDdd. or heard about it from youtube video etc. meh whatever

This is about the same level of "dark" as fucking precure, a show for little girls.

The ability to possess people with DARKNESS was in the care bears movie too.