Game is set in medieval Scandinavia

There's a game set in medieval Scandinavia? Cool, what's it called?

>Dragons were real

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M&B Viking Conquest

>American devs
That explains it.

Potatoes were brought to Europe from America in the last few decades of the 16th century.

Opposed to non talking mutants and ghouls?

>netflix adds africans to the witcher series
>WTF YOU CANT DO THIS, IT'S A MEDIEVAL EUROPEAN WORLD
>todd adds potatoes to a northern european setting
>SHUT UP FAGGOT, IT'S JUST A GAME
so which one is it?

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I think you replied to the wrong person there bucko.

Dragons are fantasy. Potatos don't. See the difference? You could as well put cars or machine guns here.
Now I'm realizing LotR has potatoes on it. Well, I guess the books are ruined for me forever

niggers are vegetables?

Christopher Columbus had to slay the dragons guarding the then edge of the world to discover america, stop playing on your phone and pay attention during history class dumb frogposter.

No, it's set in Skyrim. That's why they call it Skyrim.

Oh I see, interesting

>polands literal only cultural export ever
>vs a fucking shit elder scrolls game
Shut up you dumb zoomer nigger they arent even remotely the same

>Dragons are fantasy. Potatos don't. See the difference?

I see the dumbest post on this website.

To europe, but scandinavia wasn't part of EU during the time so they could have gotten them earlier or later.
But Leif Eriksson was a viking who discovered america so it's possible that he brought them to scandinavia during the 11th century

>Applying real life logic to a video game that plays in a fantasy world

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>skyrim
>medieval Scandinavia

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No u

>Dragons are fantasy. Potatos don't.
Amazing

Technically still falls under the "medieval" age.

>He equates a fictional universe to historical medieval Scandinavia
Absolute brainlet comparison

>SHUT UP FAGGOT, IT'S JUST A GAME
This was said by Pete Hines, not by any fan.

wouldn't he just eat the food in the fridge

>16th century
>European Union

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A FUCKING LEIF

>Hakenkreuz in the middle of Siberia

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>Scandinavia
But its not, its a fictional country on a fictional continent on a fictional planet

It's just a dream.

Witcher already had an Africa analogue and it wasn't the forests and half the kingdoms in the Europe analogue.

Its simple really. We hate niggers and don't care much about potatoes

>amerimutt thinks EU means European Union and not Europe

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look to the right

Skyrim isn't a Euro setting, TES is only related to the real world in external appearance. The real metaphysics and scientific laws of the universe are almost completely foreign to our own.

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Fucking Germans.

¿Seguridad Social?

>tfw dragons are so common in vidya that I had to remind myself that there were never real

In that case you're right, Scandinavia wasn't part of the European continent back then

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Nuke Germany.

>LotR has potatoes
Middle Earth is not literally Europe.

>what is tectonic plate shifting
South America also used to be a part of Africa, that’s why there are so many niggers there.

>SS sign in Alaska

it's hard to notice because of how TES "lore" just rips off everything from earth history & mythology, but it's supposed to be a separate world from ours

Technically some flying dinosaurs looked pretty similar.

If it is, it's an obscure one I don't get. Which by making this post means it got attention somehow.

Also Mashed Potatoes sounds good right now.

>fantasy
>fantasy
>fantasy
>fantasy
>fantasy
>fantasy

>>game is set in medieval Scandinavia
Skyrim isn't even set on Earth m8.

Actually the Vikings brought the potatoes to the New World originally. And then later on the rest of the Europe found them in South America and brought them to the main land.

Proper Answer: Who gives a fuck anymore? It's all whining and screaming, and I would feel stupid adding to the cacophony.

Most people don't know that potato isn't native european plant

Illiterate retards shouldn't voice their opinions

It's based on european countries mythos. Tolkien didn't invented elves or orcs.
You see, one of his motivations to write LotR was that Knig Arthur was the offical mytho for UK, but he was butthurt of King Arthur being basically a french legend imported to UK. He wanted UK to have its own mytho and LotR was his answer.
Try to watch some documentaries about LotR origins.

I fan the flames to further drive a wedge between people that post here and the various other groups of people who engage in this culture war nonsense, who are for the most part, young westerners, in order to do my tiny part in furthering the ongoing political polarization that is plaguing the western world. Why I do it? Because I want things to escalate to a civil war and see the western world burn.
Fuck liberalism, and fuck democracy.

>We

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Fuck, now I want some mashed potatoes too.

fun fact: male ducks are called drakes
europeans literally thought ducks were dragons LMAOOOOOOO
IMAGINE BEING YUROPOOR

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Oh yeah I forgot, it's still early morning, that means third worlders are posting.

And some Turkey with gravy.

TES takes place in a dream, that's literally the lore of the games

>To europe, but scandinavia wasn't part of EU during the time
not many countrues were desu

BUT IT HAS MOUNTAINS WITH SNOW AND PEOPLE TALKING IN FUNNY ACCENTS!

Wanna know the funny thing? At first the peasants didn't know you had to eat the potatoes, they ate the leafs and went sick.

>medieval Scandinavia

>It's based on european countries mythos.

Mythos don’t say shit about agriculture though

>English
>Europeans
What did Aaron Belkowski mean by this?

300 IQ post

>>game is set in medieval Scandinavia
i thought it was set in Skyrim

You don't know shit about mythos, I see.

>x is inspired by y
>thus x must be exactly like y plus new elements
'no'

Like?

user that game is set in skyrim.

It’s set in India faggot

Sounds delicious.

The wither world is based wholy on poland
Skyrim is one part of tamriel and the other provinces it has extensive trade with are based on a variety of different cultures.

Dinosaurs can't fly

Sorry my bad. Dinosoars.

The fuck you laughing at nigga

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hue

Care to elaborate on that, fuckboy?

You are mistaking them for phoenixes.

EU literally means European union though

>The game has talking wyverns
ftfy

But where does the poo go?

He eats it; it's a cycle.

I think potatoes just replaced turnips around the world as the go to vegetable for all recipes in need of filler. It just happens to be that works builders are lazy and don't eat turnips

>he doesn't play with the DLC where the Aztec Empire invaded Europe in the early 1000s, bringing their diseases and delicacies alike with them
Cringe

>game is set in medieval Scandinavia
>it has bimbos

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>he plays the DLC that makes western Europe collapse and nigh unplayable because of memetic doomstacks
Yikes

>game is set in medieval Scandinavia
>it's actually set inside the dream of an overgod and within a cycle of moldable realities
The knife ear raping the rape god and shoving an actual spear that is his dick inside another god's mouth didn't tickle your fancy but a potato did?
Might want to stay away from space airship moths and reality bending trees.

They're just Mongols that actually affect the western part of the map user
Jk they're easier than Mongols because their troops are all shit despite overwhelming numbers
Had a game where the aztecs captured Constantinople and the holy land briefly though, that was pretty funny

>furries are mostly a white phenomenon
What's wrong with whites?

STOP DISRESPECTING AMERICA!!!
Y'ALL AIN'T SHIT WITHOUT POTATOES

Imagine being so much of a pathetic soiboi that you scream in anguish and butthurt over potatoes in a fantasy game that not only don't share history with real life, but also has completely different geography.

TES is a scifi setting

>Skyrim
>medieval Scandinavia

Thick as pigshit

Mundus is not earth, like at all, it even has it's own laws and science and shit.
We got talking wyverns using rap to warp reality and wi-fi trees that look like lizard people and know water bending.
Don't tell that to the Nords tho.

I think an old dev wanted to go that direction but they moved on from him.

Letting go of Kirkbride's madness was a huge mistake, now all we get milquetoast bland LotR crap. Exactly the way Todd likes it.
If you think about it Morrowind it's like a Sci-Fi with High Fantasy themes much like Star Wars is Fantasy but in Space.

Meh.
Not a fan of odd for the sake of odd.

Its not for the sake of odd though, all the themes and lore of Morrowind were well utilized and not random

Oblivion was a colossal hit precisely because it was tried and true lotr crap on the surface. They have no reason to go back to how it was in Morrowind when that game sold less.

>odd for the sake of odd
You talk like Kirkbride doesn't have dozens of pages just explaining his weird concepts, and actually making sense with the lore and characters.

The real mystery is why they eat white bread instead of this

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Woah fren, it was just a joke... Let's put the gun away and just get along....

There are also redguards (blacks) in Skyrim and no one cares. Because they're established in the lore of the setting. Unlike The Witcher.

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Morrowind literally put Bethesda on the map and saved them from bankrupcy, this is the same reason certain artists from Shounen Jump never get fired no matter how low their sales are or how little they actually work, because those assholes saved them in the late 90's,
This is the reason there isn't a TES out already, because there isn't a Massive Hit in the High Fantasy department like LotR movies for Oblivion and GoT for Skyrim.

Mmm, forbidden donut...

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>Dragons were real in viking times

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What did Europeans eat for carbs before potatoes?

Bread

That is what people in Finland call bread.

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This is why Pete makes you fun of you people

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His explanations are in some sort of MKspeak. I am conversant but by no means fluent.
He is not a fan of "Plain speak"and if you ask a question in prose he will answer in poetry.
This gives him wiggle room in case he has to change things.

>potatoes were brought to europe
are you retarded? they literally grow in the ground
>trees were brought
>dogs were brought
>air was brought

Nah, kikebride needs to be controlled other wise he will fill world with bizzaro shit and his erotic vivec fanfics

TES is not witcher and having random nogs in you fantasy cities as if it's modern day london is not the same as having potatoes.

Potatoes weren't in north america.

>Africa analogue
Middle-east analogue, user. They never had those big black niggers.

Too late nigger
You're gonna get QUACKED soon

They have Zebras in the middle east?

Only if you beat them

Zebras can exist seperately from niggers tho

>>game is set in medieval Scandinavia
I'm fairly certain that it's not even in the same Universe that Scandinavia exists in.

>that's not a dog it's a husky

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bait post

>Dragons are fantasy. Potatos don't.
>See the difference?
yes, you used "don't" when you should have used "aren't".
all humans on tamriel are immigrants.
they brought the potato with them.
then end.

retard.

>brought the potato with them.
Is it not native.But Tamriel is big, so who knows were from it is, or maybe it's from Yokuda or wear sea elves live. I don't know.

>scandinavia
it's fucking tamriel

>Is it not native.But Tamriel is big, so who knows were from it is, or maybe it's from Yokuda or wear sea elves live. I don't know.
Neither do I, nor anybody, which makes the entire discussion absolutely bonkers.

I think you might be genuinely retarded user, it was Leif Erikson who slew the dragons.

both plants became known and grown in the old world as soon as travel to the new world was possible in the real world, travel to all other known continents of the world in skyrim was already possible for ages, therefore there is no reason why they would not grow there either.

tunips, other tubers, roots, grains.

Just a fuckton of millet and oats.

fake as fuck

Again, it's kind of even pointless to compare because we don't know if in TES potatoes are native to Tamriel or not.

>medieval
>Scandinavia
Its not even set on Planet Earth retard.

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Retard, the pattern is clearly:
>Furries are a mainly developed and rich phenomena
I bet all those furies out in africa and middle east are rich ambassador families.

>rich people want to dress up as animals and fuck each other in hotels

To be fair to America, potatoes are delicious.

>potatoes and tomatoes in medieval timed game
>"here historically were no brown people there in that time period"

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Are you implying that brown people evolved from potatoes and tomatoes? Because that sounds baller

Most people don't bitch that there are blacks in TES games though. I personally think it would make more sense if provinces were a bit more homogeneous (it makes sense in medieval themed settings, because of lack of modern transportation and due the fact that populations were often constrained by the geography and their way of live, nomads being exception), but then, it was also an united empire for a long time so it makes sense that more people moved about.
Problem with brown people is that they are usually pushed in the setting were they are not present at all or not in that specific location.

nigga people would regularly pull a donkey from india to constantinople just to make a few medieval bucks but it's inconceivable someone would stay?

Merchants made up a small portion of population, especially merchants from distant lands and goods could travel further than people and would exchange hands.
Also, it really depends on geography and certain circumstance. If you are creating a setting you should take into consideration if these people should be in there at all, maybe there is no reason for trade to happen between those populations because they don't have anything to trade or are blocked by harsh terrain, mountains and whatever magic bullshit your setting has.
Basically, it depends on your setting. I could point to half a dozen reasons why haradrim "merchants" in the Shire in LotR would not make sense. Yet, I would not be surprised if new amazon LotR series will have blacks in the Arnor, Shire or whatever for the sole reason of virtue signaling or doing a color blind casting, even tho it makes little sense lore wise to have those people in those parts of Middle Earth.

>what this fantasy setting has something besides humans that talk totally unrealistic now here is my excuse for chow mein in this nordic inspired fairytale

Good thread.

can you prove they weren't, buffoon?

are you fucking retarded? this is literally elementary grade tier knowledge
>back in 1942 Columbus slayed some sick ass dragons
it's like you never went to school

god damn that potato model is pathetic. why does it have corners?

>game has food
>you don't actually need to eat it and it serves no real purpose

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the shire and arnor won't exist, and they'll probably just have the middle men as being multiracial, or possibly the Numenoreans, especially if they focus on the war with Sauron which concluded near Umbar, so fairly down south.

they probably imported them from one of the other regions of Tamriel. Probably... Valenwood.

If it's set after fall of Numenor then Arnor should already be a thing. And middle men were not really multiracial. If they cast them black then it's another case of virtue signaling or color blind casting (and thus not paying attention to detail).

Because games have what is know as a "polygon budget" which means you can only have so many polygons on screen at once.

Spending to many polygons on a potato, something most people will only see in the world from a distance 90% of the time is a huge waste of that budget.

>King Arthur being basically a french legend imported to UK.
what?
>The earliest literary references to Arthur come from Welsh and Breton sources
Brittany was colonised by Britons, so it doesn't count as French.

>Slavs
Literally slaves. Aka niggers.

I hate this logic so goddamn much, it's such a brainlet way to approach suspension of disbelief and it excuses misinformation presented in fantasy. Like the whole dextro-DNA vs. levo-DNA thing in Mass Effect - they treat it like a dextro being consuming levo meat would die a very uncomfortable death due to being poisoned, but all that would really happen is their body wouldn't digest it, it'd just go through them. It's STUPID. I don't CARE that there are giant turtle men who have four testicles, this scientific tidbit in the setting is wrong and stupid. I don't care that there are talking dragons, this botanical tidbit in that setting is wrong and stupid.

I bet you genuinely believe that niggers were common sight in medieval Europe.

Niggers are still a rare sight in some parts of Europe even in these days.

Thank god for that.
I long for the days where I could only see niggers in tv and magazines.
I despise their presence on my people's ancestral homeland and if a political party that aimed to fucking remove them rose to power, I'd be first in line to join the fucking death squads.

I fucking hate them.

Yikes!

Bible didn't say Moses had dragons on his boat.
Checkmate pagans.

Oh fuck off
I bet you also whine about futas without cunts.
There are cultures with dragons without wings, medieval drawings of dragons with 4 limbs etc.
Dragons are like christmas trees: they aren't species, just a designation.

wow.. those shoes

>you can put them in your inventory
>game also has dancing
Everything worked out in the end

Potatoes existing is one thing
But why the fuck would raw potato heal hp?

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Why wouldn't it?

Raw potatoes are poisonous to humans.

Are you from the past?

>Raw potatoes are poisonous to humans.

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>inb4 was just pretending

>We can't add non-white people to our game because it wasn't realistic for the time
>game has potatoes

I know potatoes are from the New World but their aesthetic screams Medieval Europe to me.

Anyone else feel this way?

hueueueue- GO FUCK YOURSELF

Indeed, that's my reaction when I see a nigger.

if there's a potato in my kitchen, i'm confused but not worried. if there's a negro in my kitchen i'm grabbing my rifle.

Most potato and yam cultivars are hard to process raw due to the starch itself not being broken down by the cooking process. This, combined with potential chemicals not washed from the surface of the potato and some very, very minor (practically trace) potential toxins contained in the germinatory seed itself can lead to stomach upsets. A raw potato isn't poisonous, but you absolutely shouldn't eat one raw.

>T. I actually was stupid enough to do a foundational course in agricultural botany.