>Extremely massive map with varied terrain
>Your objective is to travel to the west coast of America, while delivering packages and making allies for Bridges
>You must safely travel across rough terrain while managing things like keeping your BB safe so you can maneuver around BTs safely, your health (which is measured in ml, so you can bleed out possibly?), and the durability of your packages and boots
>You can use various tools such as ladders and climbing rope (and more i've seen in menus, but can't identify) to maneuver around the terrain, and you have a limited amount of them, so if you get distracted by BTs or human enemies, you might have to leave something behind, which will hinder your travelling capabilities. There are going to be various exoskeletons that you can use, probably with different benefits and different cargo capacities. We only know of the "speed" exoskeleton, which judging by game logic is probably going to move faster than normal speeds but can only hold less items. The Ludens armor might be an end-game or secret exoskeleton/equipment
>Extremely varied locations like easy to traverse plains with small hills, rocky plateaus with claustrophobic crevices that you have to traverse past, and probably in, ruined cities, areas with lots of small mossy mountains and rivers, mars-like wastelands, massive mountains peaked with snow, snowy mountains, dense forests/swamp forests, and most likely more. According to leaks and speculation, possibly even the moon will be an end-game area. I wouldn't be surprised if there's even caves
>Various types of BTs, like the floating umbilical cord ones, based on cutscenes some that appear to be quadrupeds, when BTs catch you they can bring you to various miniboss-esque enemies that are dangerous
>When you die, you get transported to an ocean-like realm where you search for your body and items in first person, to come back to life
Death Stranding
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>When BTs eat a corpse, a voidout happens and leaves behind a crater. Possibly an aspect of gameplay as it is shown you can also deliver corpses and there was a cutscene showing a corpse being cremated, so you might also have to bag up and cremate any corpse you find to prevent craters that could interfere with travel.
>There is also Hades, the WW1 realm, which others also say you go when you die. Though with the confirmed ocean realm, that doesn't make much sense. If you fail to find your body and come back to life in time in the ocean realm, then perhaps a voidout happens at your corpse, you lose all the packages you were delivering, and you get sent to Hades where you have to fight/find a way out to restore your disintegrated body and come back to life. In the TGA 2016 trailer, Deadman is in an area with enemies resembling WW2 soldiers and tanks/planes as well, and in the release trailer Cliff appears to be in a jungle area, possibly in Vietnam. Hades might be a realm of all wars, and not just WW1
>There is crafting, along with various materials you can find to craft with such as the golden chiralium or mushroom.
>Judging by how MGSV was and how there is crafting, there is a good possibility that there will be a lot more tech and tools than what we've seen so far, for example those hovercraft that carry packages for you.
>There will be unique multiplayer, the details we don't know of, but we know you can share items with other players, find and deliver cargo that other players lost, and leave cargo behind at checkpoints that players can deliver for you.
>A part of one of the trailers shows you breaking open a case for your rifle, and in the menu when pulling out a ladder in the release trailer, there was a rifle, so it is possible that the rifle is something you have to opt in to bring along if you think your path is going to be especially dangerous, and it will add onto your weight so you don't always want to bring it, but your handgun will always be with you
>There are multiple delivery companies, the hazmat looking people probably one of them because they were trying to steal the player's packages. Will most likely also have to watch out for other rival delivery companies trying to hijack your packages, and they will probably also have varying equipment to attack you, but most will most likely not use guns because they don't want to damage the packages. You most likely will also be able to steal their packages and deliver them
>Along with the previous minibosses mentioned, you will also encounter various boss enemies like Higgs' pet that he sends after you, and hinted at in the release trailer is a giant monster that appears to be a quadruped based on the appearance of its foot, which is also bigger than a truck
>You might get to temporarily use superpower things like the golden mask later in the game
>Mama milkies
Either this is going to be a mediocre game with extreme potential that gets underutilized, or it's going to be one of the greatest games ever made. I think the scale leans towards the latter , but nothing is set in stone, anything can happen. I like how in the past few days, the "walking simulator" bullshit has dissapeared as well, now people are just grasping at straws to hate a game that they know nothing about and hasn't released yet, and have already lost the "movie game" excuse a few days before they lost the walking sim one.
Empty boring disaster imminent
Maybe. not likely though. Tokyo Game Show is on september, and that's when we're getting an actual gameplay showcase. You have to wait until then to decide.
Sounds like shit, Kojima has been described by some friends and colleagues as racist. Colleague David Hayter described him as "Nazi-esque", saying: "Every once in a while there'd be something about Jews and I'd be, 'But Hideo, I'm Jewish,' and he was like 'Yes, yes, I don't mean you.' He had a definite racialist streak, [the belief] that he was physically, spiritually and creatively superior", a view he appears to have continued to maintain throughout his later years. According to Konami executives, Kojima once attacked a mixed-race woman in a restaurant with a smashed wineglass, saying "I hate black people". During a conference at the 1998 Tokyo Game Show, the audience rioted after the trailer for Metal Gear Solid included the German national anthem "Deutschlandlied", including a verse omitted since 1945 for its nationalist associations.
>yfw connecting the usa is just chapter 1
>once you've done the usa you go through connecting each and every continent in the world
>the entire earth is the playable map
>then the moon
>t. takuya kozuki
how the fuck did they make the map so huge in only 3 or 4 years? what the fuck?
>Death Stranding
stopped reading there
move along
We might not go to the moon. The moon might just be a flashback scene to Sam's astronaut Ludens days. We know already he was a celebrity astronaut who wore the Ludens outfit.
Dude on the right looks Jewish.
And yet you couldn't stop yourself from entering the thread and writing your post. Just couldn't resist.
You should link your source to the reddit thread, jerk.
>might
>possibly
>leaks and speculation
There are enough facts about the game now to make an informative post about it for the retards who somehow still don't know what it is. Adding rumors and shit ruins it and will likely lead to disappointment like MGSV.
Seething Nintendo shutter FUCKING CUNT
>walking simulation
I didn't add a single leak, and except for one or two greentexts, "might" and "possibly" only came after a fact was already stated, and those two words indicate that the statement of fact is over.
Procedural generation then touched up by hand. It's piss easy.
??????
I am just going to wait for streamers to bite the bullet and play this thing, even with the trailers so far don't have a clear idea of what it will be like to play yet and in fact the game is just oh yeah this exists in my brain which is a shame since i loved MGS,
>giant empty map
This was the WORST thing about mgsv
so you think they procedurally generated the layout of the world and then modeled over it and used stuff like quixel megascans? either way it looks gorgeous though, i hope the gameplay is good
Breath of the wild came out years ago you dumb Nintendo shutter fuck
Trailers have shown third person shooting, melee combat, enemy bases, sneaking and driving a motorcycle. So I'd guess that
Hi there Hayakawa.
>This was the WORST thing about mgsv
It was, because the maps were
>boring, not very different
>NOT in a game specifically designed and balanced around traversal
I have no idea what point you're trying to make but botw was an empty piece of shit ubisoft clone with no content. Anybody who thinks its a good game should be shot
>play Death Standing
>you deliver nuclear codes to the Great Divide and accidentally blow it up
>you end up being haunted by a lunatic who keeps shouting THE BEAR AND THE BULL at you for the rest of the game
GOTY right there
Saw some people calculating stuff from the map shown. The shady math puts it at roughly the same size as Horizon Zero Dawn.
I bet it's not a seamless world like World of Warcraft. Instead you enter an instance per map like in MGSV.
kojima hired that man
I sure hope so. Open world for no proper reason is a meme and hindrance for making good games. Just look at Witcher 3 or BotW.
Notice how there's this particular stylized look over everything on the terrain despite the photorealism? Perhaps they came up with some effective texture streaming technology after heavily modifying Decima.
One thing's for sure though; there's no PBR to be found in this game so far.
Hopefully it’s just a sleek and spooky fallout
Even if it is instances, the "instances" are still so incredibly massive that you can easily consider it open world. Just look at pic in second post.
>Game is set in the US
>Dying sends you to Hades which is a culmination of WW1 and 2
>WW1 and 2 over US terrain
the "hovercrafts" just looked like hoverdollies, I don't think it's going to be some sort of fulton wormhole type things.
No, you are sent to wherever and whenever the ghost that traps you died.
It can be random, WWI, WWII or modern warfare.
No source to that, but sounds like a logical possibility.
No, Kojima said so, i'm trying to find the source now.
A guy from a local page here in Spain interviewed him, said that the place you end up in is tied to whoever traps you.
RICED so much that he turned into a weeb.
The Jew Fear The Samari
All I care is that there's more music like in this trailer:
YOU ARE ALL GOING TO BE ASHAMED OF YOUR WORDS AND DEEDS!
You are all nothing loser virgin incels, i am a genius!
Doesn't have to be any specific location and time period.
It most likely is a hellish mashup of all significant wars and zones, an eternal war in an endless battlefield. It's the realm of the damned, it doesn't have to make logical sense.
literally a movie poster
this game has 50 million different movie posters
i can't believe this is what games are now
why does kojima always look like hes about to trick you because you fell for his trap
There is, check (I think) the second trailer that came out, the one where the guy stabs himself to death while he floats up, and the giant creature causes a voidout.
Because those in the pic did.
you can't help but smile when the goyim keep falling for your tricks.
can't wait until one year after release when everyone admits it's an empty and unfinished game whose cutscenes has already been shown in the trailers to create the illusion that there's much more. Just like TPP.
>No dabbing
What a fucking disaster
Based and redpilled
But MGSV had an instanced open world and it still turned out to be a 100% meme and not worth it whatsoever. So you shouldn't hope for that at all since that ended up being totally barren of anything in the open world
Good, the less story the better.
BASED CHINK FUCK THE JEWS
Most of this sounds appealing as fuck to, but I won't be a fan if the story is told in tiny-ass chapters again like MGSV with pretentious credits sequences. Just give me something engrossing instead of reminding me every 30 minutes that I'm playing a fucking video game.
Kojima did say that he knows people want more story, and that MGSV having the story spread so thin was due to his inexperience with open world games and integrating storytelling to them.
The more I see, the more it seems like DS is just him trying to make his idea of MGSV work.
From everything in this post and what we've seen, it honestly seems like DS is going to be a finalized, improved, and obviously altered MGSV.
It's confirmed you can upgrade your ladder's length, so there's probably going to be other various tech and tech upgrades. You can probably upgrade the amount of those hover carriers you can have following you. I think judging on what we've seen there's no way the story will be "told in tiny ass chapters", but that's just me.
That qualley bitch is hilariously autistic. I think Kojima is intentionally starting the greatest circus of all time. Two supreme autists, I wouldn't be surprised if someone can attest to Del Toro being autistic or Mads being a super secret super autist.
>people complain mgs5 had no story
>kojima makes a story game
>everyone flips shit
ok
The deeper issue is that they're not flipping their shit over either of those, but simply because it's Kojima. I have no idea why (other than falsified bullshit like Fukushima) though. Can't they just at least wait until the full gameplay showcase at TGS before saying "there's no gameplay!!!!"
I just dislike the fact that he tries to pick up the pieces of MGS5 and tries to make it into something new.
also the hate boner for MGS5 will always be there because it's good and bad at the same time
I saw Kojima at a grocery store in Cologne yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly
I think he is trying to make this game ever since MGS3. The early trailers of that game, as well as development interviews suggested he intended to make it as an open-world survival game in the jungle, evading patrols, surviving in the environment, etc. Even MGS4 had talk like this, where Snaek would drop in way behind enemy lines and needed to cut a path through the battlefield to reach his main objective. Then the final releases of both those games were mainly just linear connecting paths from one area to the next. Nothing bad, but clearly not what the ambitions were.
When I saw the early MGSV screens and gameplay teasers, I thought he finally was going to make it.
With DS I think he's closer than ever, but I really want him to cut it out with the handheld-influenced mission structure, ever since Portable Ops.
i'm not watching this, give me a short summary
This, paired with the fact that Kojima was getting tired of Metal Gear ever since 3 came out (therefore decreasing the quality of the two games after) and that he used MGSV budget to scout out locations like Iceland and Normandy which are quite obviously completely unrelated to MGSV, even cut content, and incredibly reminiscent of Death Stranding, along with the extremely quick development time Sony said it had, makes me 100% positive Kojima has been brainstorming and concepting this game since 3.
Kojima makes everything extremely expensive, and sales don't make up for the millions he makes. Mobile sit makes 10000x for 1/10000th the cost, so as a company it makes no sense to make the games kojima does.
I can't wait for Pissing Simulator
its just how Kojima threw a temper tantrum by putting metaphors in P.T. about his firing by Konami.
Kojima drones keep acting like this is big brains play or something.
>Kojima makes everything extremely expensive, and sales don't make up for the millions he makes
Who cares? We're not executives.
Not only that, but in this case it doesn't matter because he's on a blank check from snoy.
Dunno, you asked for a summary. Konami fired his ass and stopped hemorrhaging money more or less. Kojima should have gone into film making a long ass time ago instead of trying to make movie "games".
Stop shilling your video already.
no, i asked for it
>Kojima should have gone into film making a long ass time ago instead of trying to make movie "games".
Easiest way to tell someone doesn't know jack shit about Kojima. He makes games because games are a medium in which the player has agency, which makes the experience completely unique compared to a movie.
>inb4 RDR2 with a shit ton of gameplay is a "movie game"
DONT WORRY KOJIMA WE ARE ON OUR WAY
>unique experience
>story which is the focus entirely linear/railroaded with no choices/variations of endings that have any real difference
>incredibly boring open world gameplay
lol ok
>fedex simulator
Sounds lame as fuck.
RDR was the mots boring piece of shit i forced myself to finish. Sure it's pretty as fuck, but after a few hours you realize there is fuck all to do. It's the same 3 hour horde rides while NPCs talk about bullshit, and all combat is exactly the same with one type of enemy with no variation. ITS SO BORING holy fuck remembering it makes me angry.
it's quite a good video tho even if its long. well ompelling arguements and use of REAL facts/sources from within Konami.
its far off the batshit crazy theories from other tubers, like that tranny retard MGS:Zero Bullshit.
fuck off youtube cancer
>yes
>says the story is the entire focus of the game when there's obviously gameplay, thinks player agency is in multiple endings, not in the gameplay itself
>talking about gameplay they haven't seen
>inb4 RDR2 with a shit ton of gameplay is a "movie game"
If you just play the missions then yes it is a movie game. You get no freedom whatsoever.
>Objective: Storm the building
>Try to go round the back and shoot the enemies through a window
>Mission failed: You left the mission area
Yea cause kojimas past MGS games had so much gameplay
V was literally all about gameplay, The problem was that the gameplay didn't get utilized properly, so it ended up being boring.
They did and the best stealth gameplay to date.
>best stealth gameplay to date
Nah.
>huge glowing green dots in the dark of nights
>generic thugs cant see them
what were ubisoft THINKING?
Yeah moving from one shadow to the next is peak gameplay. Also stretching your legs 2 kilometres to just walk over everything, pure stealth right there.
>there's no PBR to be found in this game so far.
Wtf are you talking about? Everything in the game is PBR
*blocks your path*
Barely the same type of game
metal gear solid zero
dilate, niggerfaggot.
Looks like someone is pissy they can't bend to sexy splits
why did you post a puzzle game that features no stealth gameplay?
>hitman
>no stealth gameplay
You're not supposed to go through all of the levels guns blazing user.
wait so this game is like a walking, terrain-crossing simulator? oh my god this is going to be fucking shit isn't it
>P.T. wasn't a teaser for Silent Hills, but for Death Stranding instead.
>Kojima didn't like microtransaction focused mobile games but since they were extremely successful the lead of mobile Hayakawa began to overtake the company of Konami.
The conjecture is then that Kojima's team wasn't looked at favorably because it requires heavy investments and only makes back 20 times the money rather than 1000 times the money like those mobile games that cost pennies to make.
Basically, Kojima was being thrown aside for this "junk" product only made to make money. So Kojima decided to ninja release P.T. without the higher-ups at Konami knowing about it (because they don't actually play the games they release).
The Konami higher-ups didn't want Kojima to announce he was working on Silent Hill because they weren't sure such an experimental project would make the money back so they were progressing cautiously on it.
Then Kojima was called up and told that Silent Hill was canceled (this is in 2013 10 months prior to P.T. release) Kojima then went ahead and created P.T. as it is today with all the metaphors and what have yous, for getting fired and starting Kojima Productions. Then when it came out that P.T. was a Silent Hills teaser the internal situation just got set ablaze. Kojima essentially spent MGSV resources on getting P.T. done behind the back of the board members and so there were internal screwdriver fights, SH got canceled and the rest is history.
yes
Kojimbodrones and shills are defending the game by screeching they haven't shown any "real" gameplay yet and the good shit is still to come but I doubt it.
I wish I could hang out with Mads Mikkelsen.
Yes. There's some more to it but the core gameplay is about crossing the map and reaching a number of waypoints. It's a kind of pilgrimage across postapocalyptic America.
I love Mads
there is no stealth in hitman you newfag, its a puzzlegame
>hurr durr no stealth means mass shooting everything
are americans THIS retarded?
>SASO a level
>not stealth
You do realize it can be both a stealth and a puzzle game, right? Check your autism m8.
yeah its a puzzle game, no amount of mental gymnastics will prove otherwise
By your logic MGS and Splinter Cell are also puzzle games.
Get on my level, kiddo.
If you think about it, a lot of games essentially constitute puzzle games, it just depends on how freeform they are. That said, that user is a contrarian retard.
Splintercell is a stealth game
MGS is a tactical espionage action game, it never was stealth
>MGS is a tactical espionage action game, it never was stealth
imagine being this much of a kojima drone
do you know what espionage means?
I'm just glad Kojima said there'll be loads of cutscenes and he knows people want more story after MGSV, that was my main worry.
do you know what stealth is?
MGS doesnt
kojidrone
Splinter Cell is a shit game*
MGS is a good game*
FTFY
>shoots everyone with a tranq gun
>ITS STEALTH
oof
Makes the game harder because you have to worry about enemies waking up.
>enemies waking up
on the highest difficulty they still take a few minutes to wake up
So we know there is the real world, the hell world, and apparently the underwater world.
Any theories on what the underwater world is?
Is it maybe like Limbo? Like the world between worlds or something?
Maybe Sam has something different about him that allows him to travel back to the real world from limbo instead of going to the other side.
They can wake up a lot sooner if another enemy finds them. In other stealth games they just die.
>if another enemy finds them
you mean that other guy that slowly walks over to him giving you enough time to easily headshot him and create an endless loop of people checking the bodies untill everyone is tranq'd?
Just hope it has a proper ending. V ended abruptly, and the island with kids and the gear was cut out, making for a weird ass stop.
By today's standard WoW isn't even close to "seamless". Check something like BDO.
there also the Chiral Network which is more than just a mean to communicate, fetch quest or interact with one another. theres alot more to it.
i got some major Westworld vibes from both the LUDENS fan and Deadman trailer. Del Taco is a projection in this one, so i figure his concussioness is bound by the Chiral Network so he has to manifest as he does. BUT in Mads reveal we saw him as a breathing, walking Body in Hades. so maybe dying in the Base reality causes you/your soul into Hades.
>shoots everyone with a tranq gun
>ITS STEALTH
I don't know why you use this statement as if what it says isn't true. It's still stealth.
>thread about Death Stranding
>suddenly autistic fucks are going on about muh stealth maymay and MGSV
>still feeling The Phantom Pain™
if tranqing everything on earth is stealth then i guess death stranding is also a game
But people try to kill themselves before being taken by BT's.
I feel like if you die normally you just die, but if you get BTed or are in a Voidout THEN you got to hell.
Toro has the head scar and a BB, maybe he is half in half out, like hes got the scar because they took some of his brain for an experiment or some shit but then he died so while his actual self, or his physical self is in hell and some some part of him is just a brain in a jar in the real world, which is why he has a digital body.
Look you just did it again. You are just making yourself look like a retard by attempting to use insults that imply the opposite despite the statements themselves being factually true.
>I feel like if you die normally you just die,
If you die normally you go to the beach. This is what Heartman does with his heart stopping.
>he actually thinks Walking Simulator™ is a game
>he ACTUALLY thinks MGS is a stealth game
>UMMM ACKSTUALLY UR RETARTED!!!XD
If MGS isn't a stealth game then no game is. I agree with also you sound fucking retarded.
Ah ok, so the beach would be limbo, which is still a better alternative to hell, and that scene with Heartman being dragged by nothing is him coming back to life.
ok ok tht makes sense, anything on why Sam can come back?
We know there are people who react to shit, fragile crys, Sam breaks out in a rash, is it just something that is unique to him?
Maybe the scene we see him getting swallowed by the black goo changed him? Like it changed Mads and Troy but in a different way?
Do you knoiw how much of a nigger you look like right now? everyone ITT is laughing at you, maybe you should be stealthy and GTFO of this thread
*slams the door*
Why do you sound so butthurt? You're the only mongoloid trying to claim MGS isn't a stealth game.
>ok ok tht makes sense, anything on why Sam can come back?
like i said hereSam is a cyborg, his concussioness is inside the Chiral Network and can be 'put' into a Body
it's just a gutt feeling for me right now, even Kojima is teasing yesterday but pic related can be brushed off as nothing
im not claiming MGS isnt a stealthgame, im stating the fact that MGS isnt a stealth game
And you failed to provide any evidence for that, so off yourself.
The game is not open world, the entire story is told linearly as you travel from one location to another, it plays out like a road trip movie.
The locations are large but laid out in a straight line where the overall objective is to move from point A to B. This is then followed by a cutscene of some kind and you go to a different location on the journey, the map is not connected.
>needing evidence for a self evident fact that is widely known amongst The Stealth Game Community
Sorry you feel so left out of the loop sweetie, just because your a nigger that doesnt mean everyone else is one too
The locations cannot be returned to as it's not an open world but each level has multiple side activities that are optional.
Because the game is not an open world the level detail is dramatically improved over Horizon and MGSV.
>The Stealth Game Community
What stealth community? 10 Thief and Splinter Cell fans butthurt by the success of MGS? Kill yourself.
So, basically it's Metro Exodus?
did i strike a nerve?
>Kojima hyphens gamescom saying you'll know what DS is about
>last trailer said I'll show you the real thing soon
>it's literally just a game about pissing and walking
Lmao
>The Stealth Game Community
you have to go back.
still waiting on 'BRIEFING' video, which was only shown off stage in Sony Booth.
I'm annoyed that people as retarded as you exist yeah, so off yourself ty.
Fpbp
>Ah yes its widely known among the stealth game community
a shame the one your referring to can't be found and if it can you mind going back?
For real man....kojimbo IS selling this crap like that
>You will feel ashamed of your Feeds and Seeds
What did kojima means by this??
PT was a teaser for death stranding
>THERES A STREET!
>THERES A CAR!
>THERE ARE STREETLIGHTS!
fuck off
death stranding is MGSV demon edition?
was about to write something like this but thanks user.
eat a bag of dicks, homo demon
Holy SHIT, he reused assets between his games!
>was about to write something like this
but you didnt, so why mention it faggot?
Are there any comfy kino Death Stranding analysis videos?
I loved all the PythonSelkan ones from the MGSV era.
MGSV was one of the best games ever made, so I'm stoked
Yong Yea
I said COMFY, not CUNTY
Why do you watch that garbage? Even if some predictions turn out to be true, wouldn't that spoil the fun of discovering them yourself?
Literally 0 photons of your walltext passed through my retina, OP. You are cringe. Kojima and his fanboys are cringe. You need to seethe, cope and have sex immediately. Then kys.
I saw Kojima at a grocery store in Cologne yesterday. I told him how cool it
was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and
ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, rike you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Nani?” but he kept cutting me off
and going “Nani? Nani? Nani?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I
walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I
walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk
out the doors with like fifteen copies of Death Stranding in his hands without
paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like
“Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be
tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to
the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he
stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any
electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t
even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and
started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>You need to seethe, cope and have sex immediately. Then kys.
Don't forget to dilate.
wtf I love kojima again
Cringe cope.
based
Have sex. Yikes. Cope. Seethe. Cringe. Gamer. Dilate. Kys. All unironically.
Sneed