Which team wins, Yea Forums?

Blue.
Only because of slutfire. They are either the worst fucking retard you ever meet or the amazing autist who somehow kills the enemy team by theirself repeatedly

Jerry
Jerry
Big and scary

blu because The Duke is a based demochad

It could be everyone vs Jerry and they'd still get smoked.

>implying he isn't actually a dumbass that gets shot every time he steps out

I would pay money to see the epic confrontation between Jerry123 and THE DUKE. Really though, blue wins unless red goes through a plucky training montage and the cocky .tv/cumbucket and the stoic Jerry123 starts working together and learning the true value of friendship and teamwork

I want to fuck that medic girl

who /nut/ here?

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Red team about to be glad they're locked in team with Jerry

>no medic
>no spy
>no demo
>probably on defense as well
Blue wins

red team looks pretty great though
they'll probably wreck blu's shit

>no healer in red
i wonder

Money’s on red.
Blu’s Medic probably doesn’t communicate much

>Slutfire
>that gimp mask
>with the stupid captain's hat
I don't even care if I win at this point, my dick cannot resist. Eric Ventures and The Duke should be unstoppable monsters regardless though, even if user is a clinical fuckup. Jerry is the only one that worries me, and nut seems like a wild card.

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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Jerry123, goob and nut have got this in the bag.

You just know that nut does the Kazotsky Kick on his sentry for max salt.

BLU has the upper hand. Grunt and Cumbucket are the only legitimate threats on their team, but they would probably get pissed on by Slutfire and Ventura. RED team is also missing a Medic, who is vital for winning any serious match.

>people actually expecting Slutfire to be a threat and not some average skilled memelord deviant
This surprises me the most out of the thread and people's perception.

Jerry123 and nut carry the team but are unable to win because the other retards on their team can't get a pick to save their lives.
The Duke is part of the old warrior caste and is disgusted by the degenerate behavior of his team and joins Jerry and nut on a journey for victory.

It's a really simple game. blu wins strictly because they have a medic

Slutfire porn when?

Red 100%

I'm put my money on red, they seem less retarded overall.
nut looks like he's an engie who knows what he's doing and will be able to handle to obviously retarded blu spy. Demoknight shouldn't pose much of a problem.
Blu healslut is obviously going to stick to healing the heavy and only the heavy, who I'm pretty certain sniperbot will have no problems headshotting.
2 scoots and a retarded soldier should be more than enough to handle the rest of blu's mongoloid line-up.

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are these unused Battleborn designs?

>implying there's ever an unusual wearing professional killstreak golden tube soldier without his medic "gf"

>blu has medic so they win
medic is clearly medic gf who pockets heavy with the overrated vaccinator and never heals anyone else
red wins because they don't try hard to be taken seriously and yet still seem more competent

This. It's also a grrl gamer/tranny and thus shit at the game

Jerry will crit her to death every time whilst Grunt mops up

Red team wins, Engineers Sentry is level 2, thus pyro can't airblast.

Scout will distract and make the medic pop uber early.

and good will cap the last point while there all pushing to get there point back.

If it's a map with water, I might have to give it to Red for Goob alone. Might be an autist one-trick, but if he gets his gimmick...

I WANT TO FUCK SLUTFIRE

>tranny
>not the blu furry pyro

Don't worry, i will not bother you after this.
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>not the medic

Since you wanted the medic.
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The Laura of wet blankets enters the thread.

Instead of participating in thread discussion, this Laura just wants to point out that you're currently at the edge of the board and about to die. =^_^=

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>red: still looks competent across the bard even with some meme loadouts
>blu: retard looking team which acts tough but is probably full of furries, weebs, mexicans, and women
red

>redchads fucking the furry blu pyro while blu heavy is too busy fucking medic gf to defend her
how will blushits recover

where the fuck are you from

Oh ok thank you

player rankings
>Jerry123
>The Duke
>ERICVENTURA + /ss/akura
>nut
>KarmaBeast
>goob
>Grunt
>.tv/cumbucket
>anonymouslegion
>slutfire
>joaquinvasquez
Overall I'd say blu wins because the have a healer but if Jerry and Karmabeast are REALLY good they could win the game over

If you mean what board I'm from, then it's /trash/.
You're welcome! =^_^=

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red, you can't trust a demoknight or spy to do their job, and the minisentry engineer isn't going to cut it

red has a competent soldier and scout, and a halfway decent engineer

the heavy will have to do literally everything for blue, team fortress is a team game

why do you keep fucking showing up
fucking stop or get banned arealdy, why won't the mods do something? you show up all the fucking time

The one I'll join, as always.

don't be mean to laura

I don't even fucking know who Laura is or why she/he or whatever is doing this

red because blue is full of tryhards that will rage kit after they lose a point

Cry more faggot

A certain general kicked me out. I had nowhere to go ˢᵒ ᴵ ʷᵉᴺᵗ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸʷʰᵉʳᵉ

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>nut AND goob on the same team
Red. Hands down.

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need to see the medic, demoman and spy on red and the sniper, scout and soldier on blu before I can judge

Red, look at that fucking engineer. He'll carry his team and then some.

>kicked out of fucking /trash/ general
says a lot about you
she will never fuck you

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i'm not a furry

ProfessorChaos and BillNyeTheKunaiSpy have entered the server. How does this change things?

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Bill will be a mild annoyance at best
ProffesorChaos is an actual threat

>tryhard kunai spy does trickstabs and makes ERICVENTURA pissed since he keeps chainstabbing him and his medic gf
>ProfessorChaos somehow headshots when you peek out and is most likely a razorback
this looks like it could go to the judges

>anger sniper with edgy name
>actual threat

50/50 actually, it could also just be a south park reference
that name isn't edgy enough anyways

Team with the medic

Red would be a lot more competent with a medic but seems like they've got a better pick of players. Nut may be a deceptively good Engineer, but he has to keep tabs on Legion and whether the healslut's incompetence plays into Red's favor.

>Whichever team gregor joins.

But user, grregor always joins the opposite team after you

>[email protected] has entered the server.

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Whoops, forgot the name.

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I want to fuck slutfire so fucking much
I'm not even a furry

we already have one lewd of each just ask more

HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER

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Soundsmith pls go.

Grunt would carry the team the first half of the match, but he would end up ragequitting since the rest of the team doesnt help, and would cling to the "we dont have healer!" excuse.

So yeah blu team would win.

>would most likely make a CURAZY editted video of him killing red team with his CURAZY jumps
>even when most of the round has him being killed for jumping into enemies for no logical reason

>no crossbow
kicked

Thanks, user, my penis gets hard over simple drawings.

fact he is wearing the anger says a lot about how edgy he is
only thing more telling is if he painted it lime green

Who's banging her?

most likely grunt or goob post red victory

I think everyone is severely underestimating KarmaBeast

Have you ever seen a consistently good Huntsman sniper? Even then, the VACC medic slut can switch to bullet and negate any critical damage he, the cumbucket, nut, and even Jerry can shit out. That leaves Grunt's rockets to be the main concern, but he's too busy being reflected.

Finally home from work.
Anyone got the IP for the party Yea Forumsan server?

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check the archives new fren
OH WAIT

Goob is Jerry123's autistic little brother who watched too many Pyrosharking videos.

Also what fucking map are they playing on to even justify that?

They are back up, you know?

2fort

for .moe?

>Post-defeat rape.

My favorite.

>blu vaccinator heavy med
Lol blu no doubt

Oh i thought you were talking about fireden.

I found the server IP but I dont know where to enter the password in the console

I only know this:
connect 206.221.180.138:27015

The password isnt rage anymore, mind giving me a hint?

who can stop him?

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Jerry.

>not red cock and hands
Ruined

That's a Red cock, user.

Oh wait wrong pic I meant that

>daring to NTR EricVentura

Red easily.
The Duke is actually the shittiest member on Blue team

based

>enemy vaccinator
>with three sources of damage
probably be fine

red

would fuck slutfire

>futty pyro reflecting anything

Nigga look like the type to DOX you over his penis dolls.

[=dft=] Ericventura more like [=ntr=] Ericventura NIGGA LOL

proves that red is more chad than him

>nice south park reference
>what's a south park

Obviously RED.
They two tryhards with glowing hats and weapons, an engineer main, and that one sniper that's actually good with the huntsman.
That sniper is going to cause so much rage and hackcusations that he alone will carry the team.

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RED's best are cumbucket, Jerry, and nut. BLU's best are Slutfire, ERICVENTURA and /SS/akura. Grunt and The Duke are pubstompers who do decent. The rest of them are hopeless.

Joaquin.vazquez could very well be a troll/smurf account, though. Not even fucking F2Ps use the Party Hat unironically.

>tfw no goob x slutfire

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This, Slutfire is that disgustingly good furry that you want to hatefuck. The problem with ERICVENTURA is the second he stops getting healed his skill goes away and /SS/akura is only going to orbit him. Red has more individual skill and independency, meaning they'd win ultimately.

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>Karma instantly sinks joaquin's sentries as soon as they go up
>nut here to shut down The Duke's offense
>user thinking he can get anything done with an unusual-wearing soldier and scout on the other team
>Jerry is Jerry
>Sakura is obviously a dickhead that won't even look at any other class on the team
BLU's fucked.

>has 2 women players
nope

MOAR

>women

Even better.

Blu because they have the least manlets and Eric is /fit/.

>xXOwOXx has joined the game

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Blu for sure
>pocket medic gf on heavy at all times
>trap pyro main that has at least 6000 hours logged

>lime green blue scout with clearly ironic furry shit

He's a monster. Might be able to fend off cumbucket.

But all you have to do is flirt with the pyro to put him off his game.

edited to mark where the head is

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It is not 'THE DUKE', but 'The Duke'. They is screwed.

Jerry is the Gregor of the team. You cannot dispute this.

>has 2003 in his name
You know damn well Joaquin is some mexican child playing with 500+ ping.

can we have a thread without porn

FOR FIVE MINUTES

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nope

oh look now red has a demo

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based

>ironic
wait till you see his profile

Well, Yea Forums?

Sakura or Slutfire?

Slutfire of course. Sakura's for fucking normalfags.

Slufire is most likely a gay/trans furry. Sakura

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X2X2X2X2X2X2X2X2X2X2X2X2X2X

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NOOOOOOOOOOO

NUT WATCHOUT BEHIND YOU FUCK!!!

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SPY!

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F

can you guys calm down? its just Jerry

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>implying jerry isn't scarier

NUT NO

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red seems more chill

I GOT YOUR BACK NUT

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>B
>A
>S
>E
>D

ITS JUST LIKE CHRISTMAS MORNING

hax

KARMA WHAT THE FUCK YOU KILLED JERRY!!!!

HELLUVA SHOT MISTER

And then Slutfire cums and burns everyone.

The end.

>useless spy against what is clearly a top 100 pyro
>useless furfaggot
>useless woman
>running heavy and a useless medic into a huntsman sniper
Not only do BLU have the worst players, but the worst comp as well, only semenskulls would vote it

THIS IS GONNA BE A REAL PIECE OF PISS, YA BLOODY FRUIT SHOP OWNERS

Slutfire is too busy RPing in Blu spawn to do anything.

Hence I said

CUMS and then burns

FUCKING BASED

>Grunt and Cumbucket rush the medic and die because they don't understand how non-meta 6s works
The Duke or Slutfire could easily deal with KarmaBeast alone

slutfire is obviously a trap tho

WEW

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Duke is gonna blindly charge into Karma and get taunt killed by the Huntsman, calling it now.

that makes it better

who?

what have I done

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I’d put my money on BLU, none of the REDs seem capable enough to take out the gay heavy medic combo, especially when the duke protects the medic a bit them.

The battle is getting hot!

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>Goob crits her because Slutfire got her cunt wet

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The medic has the vaccinator equipped. The huntsman won't kill the heavy unless Grunt or goob gets the drop on the two and distracts them
A heavy medic with the vaccinator is unstoppable unless they get swarmed, and even then they can probably get out alive

THIS PARTY'S GETTIN CRAZY.

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BASED

I want to FUCK slutfire

>JARATE
>goob melee fucks sakura
>Eric suddenly becomes a dead.man walking

NUT BROS WHERE YA AT

what are slutfires cosmetics other than the obvious fem pyro mod? I might copy this set

Since red scout is a streamer, he is most likely playing with a group of friends who coordinate on voicechat and can communicate what is happening.
The entire team is him and his group so they can coordinate and kill enemies.
The blu team is most likely a group of random matchmaking loners with only the heavy and medic being in a group.
All of them are off doing their own team and thus will end up losing.

Pyro the Flamedeer (Painted Orange)
Black Patriot's Peak

Patriot Peak and Pyro the Flamedeer.

Thanks boys

jerry alone could wipe blu off the map

Patriot's Peak and Pyro the Flamedeer
Get the hotcase while you're at it since it's the closest to offical fempyro skin you fucking faggot

oc? on Yea Forums? that's a nice surprise
have my shitty contribution
i know its the wrong shade of blue but fuck it, im too lazy to change it

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i forgot name

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Obviously this is 2fort

.tv/cumbucket caps 3 times and wins before anyone does anything

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>Magic Mike
>Skullcutter and sticky jumper
I love it

>can't use caber anymore because of compfags
>need to use something that slows me down even more instead
I hate it.

Slutfire is for __________
/SS/akura is for __________
Jerry is for _________

We need more oc to fill up the server
10/12 red
11/12 blu

kill, fuck, marry

It's a comp server tho

I like these OC threads. Jerry is the best.

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where's the "i fucking hate my team im the only good player here" medic

ragequitted already

Tight slutfire cunt

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more OC

BLu, easily

IS THIS A TRADE SERVER?!

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This
Doesn't matter, team with a medic will always beat a team with no medic unless there is a staggering difference in skill level

Red
>retard hat trader who plays trade servers and MvM more than against actual players
>faggot streamer with 2 viewers who will go afk mid match to talk about a story nobody cares about to himself
>autistic dude who would absolutely destroy his own team but is garbage against people with trained skills
>faggot pyro who is actually able to reliably keep Blu from entering sewers which would be useful if they ever went down there, only gets picks from fleeing enemies
>engineer who will actually put sentry in the intel room and guard it, relishing the idea of when the enemy spy shows up to play his games of cat and mouse only to be stomped by the medic/heavy/demo uber
>faggot sniper

Blu
>autist who will set up a forward base in Red's spawn not 2 seconds into the game
>demoknight who will religiously guard the backends of Red base
>hyper autist who will go out of his way to harass the other team to a personal level for no reason but sadistic enjoyment
>faggot furfag with a 70 IQ who still manages to spycheck reliably
>heavy medic combo

Gee I wonder who wins

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Yea Forumsan will be up at 8pm est

Reading this doesn't really help figure out who would win

red that scout is going to carry hard

AnonymousLegion wins by successfully getting cumbucket, grunt, and goob to all ragequit through targeted psychological torture before turning on his own team.

The medic is a dumb woman and will pop her head out and have it taken off by an arrow

nut will fucking DESTROY blu
the game will be duke vs nut but i give it to nut

Nut will be locked in one place for most of the game. At best he could force a stalemate until a good uber push comes along

>nutfags believe this

Ventura and his hole medic will come in to where nut is holed up, she'll pop the uber, and he'll just stand there looking at nut until the last few seconds of the uber before just wiping out all his shit and chasing him down.

Slutfire is for vaginal ravaging.

Sakura is for gentle ass fucking.

Prove me wrong.

slutfire is a buttslut

need more lewds

Don't speak defiling words of my wife please.

is slutfire into vore???

Fucking degenerate

[=dft=]ERICVENTURA will be the downfall of blu team once /ss/akura finds out that [=dft=]ERICVENTURA has been sharing sandviches with

KarmaBeast actually looks like he'd ragecarry.

Defense is easier, so Team Nut wins.

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>Defense is easier.

If you're a fucking SCRUB.

People still play this dead game?

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hell yeah nigga

cute girl

If it wasn't for the spy and the BLU sign I wouldn't think this was TF2.

Cute!

red boys rise up

>tfw servers full

It was pretty obvious my friend.

I'd fuck your scout user.

Well, then Yea Forums.
How does the match end up with a full server?

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Literally still BLU because they only have the sole medic.

The one with a medic.

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>forgetting about /ourguy/ [email protected]

13 (13!) sodding hours and no one has given the obvious answer - Always bet on The Duke Hail to the King baby

>Meme Battle Medic
Yeah no

Red has 2 spies, however Blu has an engineer who builds mini's so they are effectively useless.
Meanwhile Blu has 2 spies, against an engineer who is building normal buildings and can put them out of commission, considering their only Pyro is a shark.

HOWEVER, Red does have the only soldiers in the game actually playing soldier, Blu also has 2 snipers, one of which is a cleaners carbine and the other one is a Kukri sniper.

This is a close match and realistically comes down to if EricVenutra is capable as a Heavy for pushing.

Based Eric does it again.

The Spies would be good for taking care of the Medic/Heavy combo (especially since Sakura is pocketing Eric), so they'd be pretty useful in the long run. BillNye seems to know what he's doing atleast, so he could probably get some good Medic picks while everyone is distracted. Billy could end up getting some lucky backstabs but he'd most likely get found out in the middle of the battle and die.

J
E
R
R
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FemScout should flash her pucci above the enemy team so they get distracted haha wouldn't that be funny heehee I would see that

haha i too would want to see that :3

Fucking semenbrains ruining a quality thread.

you know who ruins quality threads? faggots like you who can't keep on topic and get triggered by the littlest shit.
Go back to tumblr you god damn tranny.

We all agree it's BLU, right? There's no fucking way a shotgun heavy and pyroshark will accomplish jackshit.

Fuck you user don't talk shit about Jerry that way you double-deckered FAGGOT.

No, she's into Jane doe.

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this fucking pyro does things to me
sinful things

>doubting Jerry
Last mistake

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who has the highest skill ranking? who has the highest faggotry ranking? who has both?

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>FEET

Based.

Jerey NO

Jerry's all seeing eye has already spotted your loadout before you load into the server, He already knows your strategy just from the subtleties of your mouse movements.
Basically, you're already dead, kiddo.

Jerry YES.

...

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one of two things
>will be the most competent sniper you will ever meet that isn't actually overpowered
>is a hacker

who was in the wrong here