>bro can I borrow your switch
>I really want to play this game but I don't want to buy a Switch
>please bro
What should I tell him Yea Forums?
Bro can I borrow your switch
Andrew Mitchell
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Lucas Garcia
Make him dress like a girl and have him suck you off
Nicholas Evans
Tell him you're buying it or that you're in the middle of playing a game. If he's still bugging you about it then he's not your friend, I stead he's a bitch. And you don't want a bitch for a friend
Zachary Murphy
"Buy your own you nigger".
Bentley Kelly
Tell him to get a job.
John Murphy
You should say yes, someone was nice enough to lend me their PS4 so I didn't have to buy one myself. No sense in being a dick just to appease your inner Yea Forums console warrior.
Ethan Jackson
If you aren't using your Switch, let him borrow it on the condition that he buys the game himself and then gives you the game when he returns the Switch. I borrowed my friend's Wii to play Skyward Sword in a similar arrangement.
Jaxson Bailey
Why doesn't the main girl have an ass?
Christian Lee
Is this actual art or a parody?
So ridiculous
Jace Powell
resetera is calling your name
Dominic Campbell
tell him to just go play metal gear rising and bayonetta because this games a super watered down action game with more shallow combat.
Nathaniel Diaz
Play it in coop if that's the case
Robert Russell
I like how fat people aren't flexible at all so they think the boobs and butt angle is impossible.
Leo Sanders
It's from Japan, essentially jizz-cerebrum the country
Cooper Harris
Feminist art.
Noah Davis
It's more about how the only character showing her butt happens to be the female character. The sexual objectification of women has become so common place that you take it for granted and don't even notice it
Austin Long
My ONLY complaint, is that her butt is far to small.
Robert Hughes
hold him down and penetrate him
Lincoln Scott
Fat asses are pleb, tiny plump ass is patrician
Hudson Williams
gib me 100$ as a rental price.
Josiah Cruz
it's based on usual thot behavior so it's the most realistic thing in a poster containing gods and monsters and 22nd century exosuits
Hudson Phillips
Say again?
James Lopez
Ass emphasis aside, Ironman's pose is actually cooler that way.
Mason Perry
that's what she's there for.
the men are showing off their muscles.
do you think women are attracted to femininity retard?
Christopher Thomas
Should it be this big?
Aiden Hill
is there only one of you
you've been posting vanessa's butt for years all over Yea Forums
Juan Fisher
I highly doubt that considering only diehard nintencels seem to think this generic trash looks interesting.
Jonathan Green
get better friends faggot
Adam Brooks
that's pretty generic shitposting
Austin Thompson
Oh, you're the gay feminist who posted this:
Aren't you?
Kevin Cooper
>Snoyfag still SEETHING this much
LOL
Benjamin Cox
no???
Luke Wright
When will this leak?
Leo Howard
The AC girl literally has a man ass.
Samuel Hughes
This. If he doesn't suck your dick he can't play your switch.
David Murphy
It already has shown deeper combat than rising
Levi Cook
and nier tomato but let's not break the narrative alright sweetie?
Jordan Howard
Don't respond to Sybb, he's an autistic nigger from Sweden obsessed with Samus's ass.
James Jackson
FPBP
Xavier Reed
Irish spotted. Execute plan 2B - pluck their potatoes
Isaiah King
just about any action game has better combat than near a tomata.
Cooper Jones
Obviously let him borrow the Switch? You'll get the game for free when he buys it.
Unless he's saying you should buy the game and lend him your Switch, in which case he can fuck off.
Elijah Flores
This. Absolutely.
Christian Bennett
>you'll never pretend you don't have a switch just to ask your hot friend's switch so he can demand you to dress like a girl and make you suck his fat cock
WHY CAN'T THESE AVERAGE NORMAL THINGS EVER HAPPEN TO ME?
Hudson Barnes
Lucas Rogers
Not really
Carson Taylor
Anyone noticed that Sybb and ACfag seem to focus on the exact same games?
Brayden Cook
>everyone is a basic bitch that uses the sword legion mainly
Sebastian Fisher
Newfag here. Who are these two?
Dominic Cruz
>Not sucking him off while he's dressed as a girl
What the actual fuck is wrong with you all
Jayden Myers
Sorry, I only suck off futas.
Mason Harris
Is there a point to pre-order this? I dont think there are bonuses are there
Dylan Reyes
more gold points?
Jonathan Hughes
Oh btw Mitchell is a reviewer. Not sure if he’s reviewing Astral Chain but he did review DMC5.
Dylan Cooper
preload
also the vouchers expire soon
Gavin James
>Guys crotch is open, in the front and larger than woman's t&a
Real faggots wouldn't even complain retarded femonist
Luis Foster
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Logan Lee
When will this mother ducking leak
Jace Carter
Always love it when games have model viewers and good bestiaries.
Also dat ass
Kevin Brooks
When is the NSP coming out?
Joshua Stewart
I love model viewers, fucking great