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FUCK XENOS
FUCK WITCHES
FUCK MUTANTS
Am I the only one that would prefer an Imperial Guard/Traitor guard-lost and the damned game? I'm so bored of space marines.
BROTHER I AM PINNED HERE
HWEEE CAPTOORED EET FOHR KAY-OHSS!
because each of the faggot races think they're in the right.
IF YOU WILL NOT SERVE IN COMBAT, THEN YOU WILL SERVE ON THE FIRING LINE!
The Imperium is in the right.
You are now remembering DoW 3 exists.
You are now remembering DoW 3 was meant to cash in on ASSFAGGOT hype
You are now remembering there will never be a DoW 4 with proper RTS gameplay.
In 40k da Orkz iz the only ones in the right
I want DoW 4 to play the new Primaris Marines!
>They have evolved a society which knows no stress or angst.
these things literally fight each other for their teeth
I use to play 40k in 3rd-5th edition. I swear if I ever get back into the game it'll be with a blood angels army with a shit ton of Primaris just to spite everyone else dragging me back into it.
Yeah, but it's just a bit of a fun for them, not stress or angst
We haven't had a fun character in 40K since ever.
I'm going to unironically shill this game every time I can because its good and has the potential to has just as much content as Dark Crusade/Soulstorm does. Next race to come will either be Eldar or Tau.
It gets worse
Guy just wanted to bang hot ork girls.
At this point I think they just gave up.
I presume that's not being piloted by a cripple marine like most dreadnaughts are.
How would you 40k vidya
>Poncy Eldar, eh? Well, I guess dis might count as an ambush. Limber up at least, boys. Don't strain yer'selves.
EVER VIGILANT
Aspect warrior character action game.
Still not as bad as age of sigmar/end times.
This picture is the reason why Orks are my favorite. In a setting all about being edgy and grim and hopeless at all times all the time, Orks exist purely to have some fucking fun, and I love them for it.
DREADNOUGHTS
Aos is improving. Primaris are devolving.
Someone please tell me what's so bad about this and that other Grey Knight unit? People always complain about them but I don't see anything wrong with it. Is it purely because the vehicle cockpit isn't closed off and the pilot is also wearing power armor?
Necromunda rogue like where the end goal is having your gang leader personally step foot in the upper hive.
>no game about holding down a fort and building defenses and walls decked with lascannons and stubbers as Imperial Guard against onslaughts of xenos and traitor forces where players can rack up points by killing enemies to gain access to better weapons like plasma/melta or the option to be a Kasrkin or an Ogryn or a Commissar who can use support abilities to buff his teammates or weaken stronger enemies or to buy vehicles like the Leman Russ and Baneblades to go rampage against the waves of Tyranids and Necrons and Chaos or T'au with
UUUUUUUUUUUUHHHH!!!!!!!!
Retribution ork campaign was the most fun single player
I'll raise the eldar scum with Dark Eldar RPG set in Commorragh where you start out as the lowest of the law vat-born dark eldar who gets to decide whether to pursue a career in a cabal and start out as a warrior before rising the ranks to become archon, joining a haemonculi coven, walking the path of an incubi, the gladiatorial arena, or living the high life as a high-flying scourge or hellion
I was weirded out of AoS when they released it. I don't know much of the lore but I can see why fans are piss because dudes look Marines.
It looks dumb and doesn't follow the style. It's way more industrial than gothic or low-fi sci-fi. It would be better as genestealer cult machinery.
A sequel to Space Marine is all I really want or need.
there is a Necromunda game comeing out soon
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Isn't it being made by the Mordheim people?
The aos release was the biggest blunder ever. They delete all the lore, wrote some rules, and told people to make up their own point values.
It's not so bad now, but theyre discontinuing all fantasy armies
Fans are pissed because instead of it being its own thing it killed a VASTLY superior setting that had decades of lore and world building behind it to create some dumb shit that isn't even a minuscule fraction as interesting or well crafted as the work it destroyed to establish itself. And it never. Fucking. Will. Be.
Seriously. You take that game, slap in a bigger budget and some more time in the oven? Ill cummie in my panties.
On the plus side, Chaos got a lot better now.
The lore is retarded, the sigmarines are just medieval fantasy space marines(so space marines without technology, literally now that the worlds have been retconned to be different dimensions in one universe.), and the rules for playing were fucking retarded. Shills will tell you it's not shit, but it is, and even if it wasn't bad,it's still nothing like the game it replaced.
It is a sequel of the End Times (which is one of the main reasons Fantasyfags refuse to give AoS a go)
Eternal Crusade.
I like this.
God damn old warhammer cinematic were kino. Then you get the new shit for AoS that looks like a Chinese world of Warcraft.
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why the fuck would they do this
god fucking damn it
Yeah. Fuck the 1 chain reaper per box tho.
Tau third person shooter, something like Vanquish but not as 'cuhrayzee' or a L4D style game but in a Necron Tomb World
Money?
Do khorne worshipers have the capacity to be stealthy and quiet?
A new vehicle that repair other vehicles.
Yes actually. That's one of their main tactics because their opponents always flee, and they like to fight in close combat.
I heard it was dogshit? I dont know much about it. I know its an MMO.
And then you watch the Astartes videos on youtube and you see the best 40k content every produced.
CANNOT COMPLY, BUILDING IN PROCESS.
neither of those particularly benefit from the 40k setting tho
So, I know nothing about the tabletop or the rulebooks. I just read the books and like the games and read the wikis.
The Primaris marines irritate me. Where does it stop? Now we've got SUPER SAIYAN PRIMARIS MARINES.
THE ENEMI-
THE ENEMIES OF MAN CANNOT STAND BEFORE US
THE ENEMIES OF MAN CANNOT STAND BEFORE US
This.
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS.
Battlefront 40k (the good battlefronts) with galactic conquest
THIS QUIET OFFENDS SLAANESH
how would you handle balance?
Warhammer 40k has gotten pretty lucky to stay out of modern gaming politics, we've yet to see the chapter of tranny space marines.
They literally did the opposite and removed Slaanesh; the most accurate depiction of trans culture
Same way battle front does with tiers of units. And have guardsmen/gaunts/orks run in 5 squads like in battle front.
wait, really? slaanesh is out of the lore?
just make it close
balance autists have been ruining gaming for over a decade
based and redpilled
Yup, got replaced with the horned rat.
No, just memeing some stuff from AoS where she gets kicked out of the Big 4 by the Great Horned Rat.
>tfw actually like some nucron stuff but they always have the bad parts of nucrons in vidya
Is Space Marine armor THAT fucking invincible or are the guardsmen THAT fucking weak compared to everything else? If the latter, then how the fuck do they manage to hold against chaos invasions?
BFG2 and Mechanicum had them be pretty fun.
They manage to hold because there's literal billions of imperial guard and thousands born each day. There's literally too many imperial guard to shoot. The only reason the traitor marines survive to this day is because they can flee into the eye of terror.
How do you excuse having literally only a million marines in the entire Imperium, where there's several quadrillion humans?
The latter and they do it through sheer numbers. A space marine may not feel 100 stubbers, but they sure as shit can feel 100,000 of them
Yeah, and theres no stress or angst about it. You punch someone in the face or you get punched, simple as that.
What were those two electric guys at the end there?
You need a special type of body just to endure the gene seed procedure, let alone the rest of the procedure to make a space marine and the training.
Same thing for chaos but they mass produce them easier because lmao warp magic.
weve got the sisters of battle to protect us from the feminazis
Holy fuck I want this. The premise reminds me a bit of EDF.
Primaris Muhreens seem like a ploy to get rid of normal Muhreens
Normal Muhreens would all revolt and join Chaos while Chaos steals some Primaris Muhreens gene seed, corrupts it and voila, Chaos Primaris Muhreens
The funny thing is the Dark Angels have killed primaris for keeping the fallen a secret.
What are primaris marines and what's the difference to normal marines?
How come Girlyman hasn't stomped the Dark Angels yet?
They're practically a neutral faction at this point and aren't loyalists at all.
BIGGA AN BETTA
SIMPLE AS
BIG IS GUD
green is best
>Girlyman's fleet arrives at The Rock
>The DA thinks the secret is out
>Actually considered killing Girlyman as an option
Why aren't these guys declared renegades again?
But isn't terminator armor that already? Is the imperium actually researching and developing new technologies now?
Both. Average space marine is invincible enough to survive battles for multiple centuries, especially compared to guardsmen fodder who die by the millions.
But if dozens of guardsmen all focus fire on a single space marine, then they just might kill him. That's how the imperial guard fights against chaos.
psykers
Yes. Girlyman wasn't happy when he woke up and saw what a shithole the imperium was, so he's whipping it back into shape.
Are space marines Tau now?
which they do for fun along with the fact it gives them infinite money without inflation due to teeth rotting, a bunch of retarded green fungi managed to create the best economic system in history simply because they got bored
I miss Araghast.
I would be content with just Dark Crusade HD
that ultrasmurf skin is so good.
no, but in that case its somewhat reasonable (even if the model is fucking retarded) simply due to the fact that pattern of dread usually kills its occupant
No, Terminator armor is still smaller compared to regular Primaris Marine armor.
>Warhammer 40k has gotten pretty lucky to stay out of modern gaming politics, we've yet to see the chapter of tranny space marines.
>Yarrick is officially a gay
>SoB now have negroid skulls and dick bulge
>BL and codex writters are Blacked or tranny fetishists
>Pic strongly related, depicting state of consumer base
Master of trash talking.
He died too early damn it
Grand Strategy 40k
Don't forget the baby carrier.
They're the newest marines awaken up from 10k years after the Horus Heresy. Guilliman team up with a techpriest name Belisarius Cawl, he figure out how make the marines stronger and better. He added 3 three new implants that makes them 8 feet/2.45 M tall, 0.00 chance of chaos corruption, and make new armor and weapons.
After the galaxy was split in half via the 13th Black crusade, Cawl healed Guilliman with a armor made especially for him. They awoken over a MILLION PRIMARIS and give them to chapters as backup, resurrect the dead ones, and made new chapters because of these guys.
And that's my info on the NuMarines
Baby Carrier looks marginally, a little tiny bit better
Primaris were a mistake, glad I dropped 40k for 30k
>Blood Ravens, hear me! I am Araghast The Pillager! Master of Hounds, the Lash of the Black Legion! You, and ALL your kind are cowards! Lowly lickspittles! You must be emulating that pile of bones you call an Emperor! You are as dead and as useless as him! I am destroying your worlds, Blood Ravens, yet you do nothing! I see your precious craft, hanging in orbit above Aurelia! I am here! FACE ME, IF YOU DARE!
I still don't get this
Grey Knights already have Dreadnoughts and even wearing their own armor they can already solo all kinds of larger daemons and monsters
only in Age of Sigmar and that didn't even last
They didn't?
Also, irony, it's the hellblaster sergeant who is fucked, bot inner circle.
>0.00 chance of chaos corruption
(lol you mean GeeDubs hasn't finished 3D printing Chaos models yet
Can marines even get drunk?
>30K
Imagine a good RTS set during horus heresy
Becau Azrael literally ordered to shot down all weapon systems in all ships.
Not to mention DA also have a Gulliman secret.
its both, as for how they manage to hold against chaos invasions, its simply due to them having somewhat competent leaders while chaos is at best led by screaming retards who are to busy fighting off multiple rivals to even give orders more complex then kill in that direction, said subordinates are even more retarded making any meaningful unit cohesion next to impossible.
>Iron Warriors
I doubt that's alcohol
My headcanon is that everyone higher up knows about The Fallen but doesn't give a fuck because it happened 10,000 years ago
>YOUR WILLINGNESS TO SHOW YOUR HINDQUARTERS DOES YOUR EMPEROR PROUD
Is Marneus Calgar the biggest cuck in the 42nd millennium?
He literally lost his position while the other Chapter Masters and a sleeping furry dreadnought would kneel to his big boss in reverence.
He should basically go Cypher now and join the cuck brigade.
its probably just due to GW not really understanding sense of scale and the number will likely be bumped up more in the future to justify power creep
there are only ~1,000 chapters of 1,000 marines in the imperium
traitor legions (9) were ~50,000-100,000 each before culling loyalists and attrition from the horus heresy
there are quadrillions? of humans, terra alone has hundreds of billions-trillions of humans.
Siege of Vraks ptsd
The Space Wolves have an alcohol that can kill a single normal. The only drink that they can get drunk.
Imagine being Necron and waking up to this galactic clusterfuck
they were essentially the result of Guilliman telling Cawl to have fun with pure primarch samples and make Astartes due to shit likely getting worse and he did that, for over 10k years and then rushed all of them to chapters which is now causing rifts in them since said new marines are usually part of the cult mechanicum and even worship cawl as a father figure
Bot anymore
>there are only ~1,000 chapters of 1,000 marines in the imperium
Black Templars, Exorcists and Space Furries have 1000+
Some chapters like the Dark Angels and Blood Angels operate less than 7-8 companies at any given time, sometimes half the strength
With Primaris Muhreens shitting up every chapter most chapters are beyond the 1000+ """limit""" range
suddenly their genocidal tendencies seem a little more understandable.
>Dark Angels
>operate less than 7-8 companies
Dark Angels are few because of Fallen memery and they're far more selective in recruitment
Probably because despite all the shit they cause trying to hide their secret, they are still useful and loyal to Big E which is good enough considering that everything is mega fucked so Guilliman can't really complain. Though after shit has calmed down he is likely to pay them a visit again and ask why they were being autistic about the whole thing.
Necorns are uninteresting til I saw this.
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I love DOW too much
I literally have to force myself to uninstall it so I can continue with my backlog.
>actually liking Tomb Kings In Space
>they are still useful and loyal to Big E which is good enough
They're not
Just because they aren't rocking horns and screaming bloody murder or jacking off to multiple tits does not make them loyal to Big E
Except codex says that none even knew of how many worlds they have for recruitment and that they also have lots of secret stat forts.
Not to mention that Deathwing and Ravenwing have at least 200 marines each
>They're not
They are.
SQUAD BROKEN
SQUAD BROKEN
SQUAD BROKEN
Who are these guys loyal to again?
WE CAN'T HOLD THEM
Slaanesh just had a massive release and is rumored to return big time, user.
how am I supposed to know, not even your average Alpha Legionnaire even knows whats going on half the time
That's the most metal thing I've seen all summer
Tahu is my favorite bionicle :)
____ for the ____ god!
>No tits
>Tranny
Let's play a game "spot the reddit".
Watermelons for the Nocturne God!
KFC to the chicken throne!
>lost and the damned game
YES
PURGE THE BEASTS
What's the difference between the two Space Hulk games on steam? Is ascension a expansion pack?
>the absolute kino reveal trailer
>what DoW3 ended up being
>craving the PvE gameplay of DoW2 campaigns
>tired of replaying the same campaigns every year for the past 7 years
Still better than the fucking Dreadknight.
Isn't the legion of the damned loyalist, while the lost and the damned are chaos cultists?
Why is there so much untapped potential with Warhammer games? They've actually put out quite a lot of games but most of them are really bad and low budget.
Cute cultist
Dawn of war campaign is fun
PLASTIC MODELS WHEN
After Kharn finish having fun with them
Reminder that based Catachan beat a chaos invasion by themselves
God for the Blood God
Throne for the Skull Throne
GOD DAMNIT KHARN THEY'RE NOT FUCKING ACTION FIGURES AND YOU'RE NOT EVEN USING THE 3D PRINTER RIGHT NOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY IT'S MY TURN
I see you don't remember feminazis asking for female(?) space marines. Even though space marines look like football players on ultra steroids.
The first one is a vanilla clone of the board game
The new one is an adaptation to make it more video gamey
Well guess I'm playing this again. Is there a mod for soulstorm worth playing?
I always like playing Tau and liberating the two main planets from orc and Imperial control.
>Kind of want to get into the TT
>don't know anybody who plays it
For the looks?
"Pimp my sisters" blings the shit out of SoB. They all wear gold decorated armor and gives them a more religious sounds set.
There was also that one mod that adds female guardsmen so you can have mixed units.
Apocalypse needs some used to, but you may like it.
Ultimate Apocalypse
Titanium Wars
how is the Mechanicus game?
Too poor
the game was fine, I don't get why people think it plays like a moba, it's literally DoW1 with less base building, the corpses even stay. I swear people just played the beta with the power core mode on that tiny map and thought "MOBA LOL".
Game would have been great if they actually provided post launch content like they did with the other two games
Fun but gets too easy as the campaign goes on because of how unbalanced your abilities are.
Reminder that Slanesh is better at scheming than the dumb chicken god
Racemix more.
Planetside style game
If Big E actually had a half-eldar child the Inquisition would go berserk. More than usual, I mean.
>too easy
well I'm a casual fuck so that's good news for me
That child would unquestionably be the most powerful psyker that ever exist in the universe, what the fuck are those little faggots gonna do about it?
You guys DO have your own oc force with autism lore right?
That's the entire point of the game.
Get sucked into the warp as part of the Emperor's 4th dimensional chess strategy?
I want to be eaten by Tyranids.
That's literally what I do when I play Dawn of War. Made a little color scheme for Sisters of Battle, and imagine the conflicts these girls were part in, telling myself stories about their victiories and defeats.
It's amazing, it's basically unplayable. I got it for free and I still can't bring myself to do anything with it.
I don't know how they screwed up so badly after DoW2. I actually liked the Company of Heroes take on things.
How is that? I've heard it described as Civ but all combat.
why the FUCK hasn't anyone uploaded unit voicelines from dawn of war three
literally all i remember except for the disappointment is the sassy voicelines
>we have an excess of power, but we came here for victory!
Still keeping the Dawn of Eldar tradition I see
The TT is all about getting buttfucked by GW prices.
The painting and modelling tools will already set you a couple hundred shekels and you will make a shitton of mistakes the first time that you will most likely ruin entire plastic models box and quit soon after
If by any chance you are decent at gluing and cutting shit you'll make a shitton of mistakes during the painting phase despite watching over 9000 hours of mini painting vids
When will they make a 40k rpg? I wanna be in inquisitor
Best 40K game coming through.
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I honestly lost months on this game as a child despite barely ever progressing
Its Civ but all combat. Great unit variety and racial differences though. Basically a turn based Dawn of War game.
It's really shallow. The developers don't understand how 4x works.
>he doesn't submit and accept the reality that the Tyranids are far more powerful than all other factions combined and will consume the galaxy in the end
>he doesn't want to deliberately become apart of the hive mind's biomass which will be used to create more fearsome Tyranids to replenish the numbers
>he wouldn't let a cute nid eat him
Pathetic
But the guy on the left is a traitor.
Alright bucko I think you've been spending a little too much time near the eye of terror.
I love Macha.
Nigger!
Friendly reminder that literally the only reason Macha has kitty face markings in DoW3 is because of /tg memes. And that IS fucking canon.
>buying painting tools from GW
That's the first step fucking yourself in the hobby, not the miniature ruining
Rude. That's a Salamander, not an Astral Lion.
>literally
Is it really? Based.
God damnit guys we'll never get another DoW2 why even live fuck
Dow 2>Dow
>entire race is psychic and consists of immeasurable numbers
>has no gork/mork manifestation in the warp
why
there is a shit ton of th...
>he means vidya
ah nevermind
based and CoHpilled
Macha appeared in DoW1, but you never saw her face, and there is no concept art of her face from the game (because it was never to appear anyway). When DoW3 rolled around 13 years later and they were going to reintroduce her, the people working on the art had no fucking clue what they were going to make her look like. /tg/ however had been producing fanart of Macha with kitty stripes for years, so much so that when you google Macha it's like the first shit you see. And thus the official DoW3 model for Macha incorporates those same kitty stripes because I can only assume the art team googled Macha to see what she looked like way back when and found all that shit and assumed that's just the way it was.
No. Go to hell.
Look blacky I just want to be eaten by cute Tyranids and I also know that it's futile to fight them. What's your beef with that? Don't look at this cute nid and tell me you wouldn't let her have a bite or two.
Because they do not have a mind to generate these concepts.
Kek. Well, good that they did.
It can have a taste of volkite blast.
Low tier level Psyker twins.
Oh yeah? Well you're fat.
Awoo with me sisters!
Epic 40k video game when
Kinda like Starcraft with each faction/sub-faction having unique traits and combat styles. I was going to say "like Empire at War" but the ground combat leaves much to be desired
>Yarrick is officially a gay
No way
Bluddflagg was a fucking legend. Pic related.
He would be a cuck if the guy who took his position wasn't a fucking primarch, his entire job was just looking after the chapter while Big Bobby G is away
No. Mortarion is the biggest cuck in 40k.
>Then you get the new shit for AoS that looks like a Chinese world of Warcraft.
Holy shit, you weren't kidding
Try looking for a Warhammer *your city* group on faceberg or whatever.
Well, each hive-fleet generates Shadow in the Warp
Sure.
This pilot program was amazing. It never had any real chance at living but its meme potential lives on.
Yeah. I would also love to see Rylanor as a Dreadnought of theirs.
AdMech Guns of Icarus
Fulgrim looks like THAT?
>the game was fine, I don't get why people think it plays like a moba, it's literally DoW1 with less base building, the corpses even stay. I swear people just played the beta with the power core mode on that tiny map and thought "MOBA LOL"
Nope. So much nope. From the non gameplay things that are straight up worse, like art direction/voice acting. To the fact they they did nothing right.
They wanted to please DoW1 fans and DoW 2 fans at the same time, but those two fanbases liked the games for wastly different reasons. So they ended up making a game that appeals to neither.
The giant focus on heroes, to the fact that heroes obliterate whole armies in a split second. Units are all made out of paper. Dumber cover mechanics than in Dow1, like i actually have no idea how they managed to make the worst possible cover mechanic after 2 games that had decent cover mechanics.
The game plays horrid. The balance is whack, and they banked on people loving OP as fuck hero units. Which is stupid. People want large armies fighting it out, not just having 2 opposing heroes tossing thermonuclear warheads at each other while units dissapear as part of the background.
Yuck
It lost a lot of the intimacy with the units that made DoW so unique. I honestly had fun with it, but it felt like a totally different game from a totally different series.
Apples and pears. 2 very different games appealing to different play styles.
honestly this just needed a glass canopy like the fliers they make
To be fair, only a few heroes were really broken. The main balance issue came from units. There was a patch when you could spam ASM, use their doctrine ability and kill everything.
Turned-based and early access.
They fucked up every single balance patch.
They stuck abilities on every unit without any real balance. And fights were over in 0.5 seconds, as soon as any one ability connected. And when they saw the backlash, the devs just gave up desu.
Having abilities on units is fine. The problem is that in each patch they made some units so broken, that you didn't even need to use other units. People just spammed one or two units in every match.
Good thing she can come back.
Yea, fair enough, i didnt neccesarilly dislike abilities on units, i just dislike it when there is so much focus on how powerfull the abilities are. Just give em a few situational ones, that aren't a massive power amplifier. But yea, shit was just broken all the time.
If you look at the descriptions of Ork weapons in Retribution, you'll find a lot of /tg/ memery
It's almost like Eldar are a bunch of elitist faggots, and some of them are a bunch of ivory tower fuckwits who don't actually know what they are talking about.
Of course, then there are anons who think that constantly fighting to the death and getting super frustrated at not being able to fight to the death is somehow not stressful or angsty.
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Space Wolfs nearly got wiped out when Magnus attacked. They are below 1000 and can't reproduce anymore. Black Templars also got retconned to have only slightly above 1000 Marines. Dark Angels might be understrenght in the main chapter, but all DA successors swear loyality to Azrael, so they basically operate as a legion.
It's a slanneshi demon. If it wouldn't look like tranny it would be incorrect.
Not anymore
Tyranid are unironically no longer a threat now.
To be fair they're now the only Tomb Kings.
>BRRRRRRRRRRRRT
Dark Crusade or Soulstorm for the campaign?
>I don't know how they screwed up so badly after DoW2. I actually liked the Company of Heroes take on things.
It was fucking amazing, loved that game.
I still think it's funny how they fucked a god of chaos into existance.
reminder that orks are the true CHADS of the 40k universe
Wait. She's perma-dead now? Fuck.
reminder
Gork > Mork
More Tau propaganda. Tau women look like tau men
Cunningly brutal > brutally cunning
Whoa tau men look like that?!
How do you even spend that much time on DoW2?
>regular deployment of malcador heavy tanks, neutron laser destructors, contemptor dreadnoughts, ordinatus, chem-destroyer legionnaires, volkite weapons
I am down for it
Is 40K not getting any good games because all the retards just want Dawn of War 1?
Fantasy is dead and Fatshark are trash developers, but Vermintide takes a bit steaming shit on anything vidya 40K related
I still find it funny that flash gitz are the most loathed orks within their own faction. Nobody likes them because they are rich and can afford nice things.
Are you sure about that
>join greater the good
The funny thing here is that the Tau would actually try this approach if they actually resembled humans.
Look at that hot tau woman
I played it.
That I can see. Did you just replay the campaign over and over?
H-HAOW CAN EYE SEHRVE?
No, multiplayer.
At this point they're a bunch of separate warbands all doing their won loyal or heretic shit behind the scenes. Some are loyal, some are traitors but for the record their Primarch worked with Horus because they believed that it would end up serving the Emperor's will.
Eh, could never get into it myself. At least you got your money's worth of entertainment.
I cannot imagine spending that much time in a single game though.
I mean they wiped out all his other kids, so I'd say they'd have a half decent chance at taking another down.
At this point they're a bunch of conjoined strike forces, some doing their heretic or loyal shit in the open. They're all traitors, but for the record their Primarch worked with the Emperor because they believed that it would end up serving Horus's will.
Never understood the logic behind that decision. You would think the Inquisition of all people would treat the Emperor's own flesh and blood like precious saints.
Technically, Horus was also the Emperor's flesh.
DoW2 tournaments were a lot of fun. I wish I could go back.
It partially because even they themselves didn't know they were his. To the average person they were hyper-powered psychos (since they were partially echos of the emperor's will) that often went around destroying shit. They were heavily into the protection of humanity (in general) and that humanitarianism doesn't sit well in the Imperium. They weren't immortal, and I doubt he kept having new kids after revealing himself, so 15,000 years of attrition has probably worn down their numbers.
>Pic related
Pic related
based
I love my nids
Guy on the left is a traitor. Providing false conclusion to generalised statistical values is heresy.
>no frot panel armor to increase survivability of the pilot
>not lasting a little longer on the battlefield to vanquish enemies of the Imperium
Heresy and Incompetence. Either incompetence that can be deemed heretical, or heresy that lead to incompetence.
And they have jolly good time doing it.
Orks don't fight out of anger or hatred. They fight out of sheer fun of it. I don't think that orks can even really be described of hating anyone, as hatred in itself is not something they can genuinely experience in the way we understand it. They have enemies, sure, and can form rivalries with other orks and even non orks, but to an ork, a rival is basically the equivalent of a "best friend" in a weird way, as a rival is someone who provides the ork with a constant supply of engaging and fun fighting, which is what the orks love to do.
Could be worse.
Now do the reverse.
A dark eldar rpg would have massive potential.
>to an ork, a rival is basically the equivalent of a "best friend"
AND HOW!
Pictured: BFFs.
Titan game when?
There was one, but it was mobile only.
AoS literally killed the world Fantasy was set in, which was incredibly good, and I mean really fucking good. I can't believe Sylvania doesn't exist anymore,
store.steampowered.com
What about this?
By the Emperor, how heretical and impractical!
For someone who's seen just enough of these threads to ask wtf, explain this:
>Go through all that bullshit to make a space marine
>Very limited numbers
>Takes hundreds of years to make each new one
>Normal people die by the thousand in ships that fall apart trying to navigate the warp
>Also one guy could just blow up their ship and take a group out
That's it I'm fucking done with this setting.
Same, 5th edition best edition
Sisters of battle are retarded on purpose, that's their entire thing. Like women.
Secret? What secret?
They are chaos worshipers?!
Yarric doesn't deserve Ghazghkull's friendship
You say that as if other groups in the Imperium or Xenos don't have their own retarded suicidal shocktroops.
It's one thing to be suicidal, it's another thing to be suicidal and retarded. The penitent engine wasn't even made to destroy anything it was made to cause pain to the user, think for a second how retarded is that. At least Dark Eldar feel pleasure through pain.
1) Arcoflagellants are in massive, balls to the wall amounts of pain.
2) You mean they feel pleasure from making other people feel pain. They literally have machines made to suck all the pain a soul can feel before killing someone.
>humanitarianism doesn't sit well in the Imperium
Is that not a good way of fighting off Nurgle and Slaneesh? Or atleast Nurgle?
>die
>the process of dying and decay powers warp energy signatures that make Nurgle stronger
Seriously...
Fire warrior milsim.
He is kind of mistaken. The Imperium is in its current state because they have no room for humanitarianism. They simply cannot afford it. Every decision made is towards keeping the Imperium going for one more day, every child sent to a mine to feed the manufactorums, every man or woman sent to some distant battlefield never to return to keep the enemies of Humanity at bay, every tyranical measure to keep the Imperium from collapsing.
>straight nose
that's a trap
Because during the dark age humans were actually very open and friendly to xenos who then proceeded to bum rush them to death in their moment of weakness with some "allies" like the Eldar actively trying to fuck over humans and by selling them to the men of iron. Emperors xenophobic stance was born of that betrayal.
>You mean they feel pleasure from making other people feel pain
lolno, unless they changed something any feeling is a good one for them. Warriors for example specifically wear an armor that causes them extreme pain because it makes them better for battle.
Why can't we try to be friends again?
Fool me once, xeno.
Dating sim except you are a genestealer
Loyalty to the Emperor is literally the only reason they haven't gone completely renegade yet. Nor would it make a lot of sense to keep up THE SECRET if they didn't want to maintain the appearance of a flawless Imperial force.
>When people think the imperial guard are weak.
At this point they're a bunch of separate warbands all doing their won loyal or heretic shit behind the scenes. Some are loyal, some are traitors but for the record their Primarch worked with Xenos because they believed that it would end up serving the Cabal's will.
Good old randomized hit chance and spawns, making every level an exercise in frustration!
Dawn of war 3 :))))
they grow back really fucking fast like sharks not to mention they actual enjoy suckerpunching one another or getting into little scraps
its actually a pretty clever system
Silent rage
Guardsmen are babies space marine is 25 year old Arnold Schwarzenegger
Holy shit those niggas from Abe's Oddyssey
why dont u get back together with that girl who slept around when u dated
Soon summerchild, soon.
>If it wouldn't look like tranny it would be incorrect.
>t.tumblrina
>t.(((Aaron)))
Imagine being older than 8 ad paying lots of money for it
ADB is still cool in my book for now.
If you truly want a SJW author, look at Thorpe or Abnett.
>Not hooved
>more powerful
>losing to the Orks
Green iz best you zoggin bug.
Post your models Yea Forums
That's pretty much how the Ork campaign goes down, not even joking.
I just realized Sega probably killed DoW just so they wouldn't have to deal with GW's 40k division and its fetish for mobile games.
Maybe it's better that DoW is dead.
after the disastrous DOW3, the franchise is definitely dead. only hope we have now is a spiritual successor but 40k games are notoriously shit
chapter master was great
Yarrick is also officially dead. All the old non-space marine heroes are, or are extremely old. The timeskip they did after the fall of Cadia was 300 years. Even with Imperial rejuv-treatments, they'd be frail as fuck old men, if even alive.
There are ways for normal humans to live longer, but it usually involves mega-augmentations which are the secrets of the Adeptus Mechanicum, or psychic bullshit.
Imperial Guard needs a complete redo with new chars aside from Creed who's being kept in the freezer by /ourguy/ Trazyn
Will you be joining us, brother?
Chaos is the only true answer.
>GW's 40k division and its fetish for mobile games
What fetish? GW sells the rights to whoever want to buy them.
I thought it was only 100 years since Cadia fell and Girlyman woke up?
Should they rename it Warhammer 41K??
Good thing Ciaphas Cain can't die.
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!
Hopefully the upcoming Eisenhorn TV series will revitalize big budget vidya for 40k again.
>Perfect setting for a TV series, as its less war and more noir-detective in dystopian settings
>Following an Inquisitor, who is a mix of an SS/gestapo agent and James Bond with a license to kill planets
>rooting out alien infiltrators, dangerous chaos cults and recidivists
>a more mortal and human story
>get to see the coolest inquisitor go from his puritan path to start using more and more of the weapons of the enemy, making the inevitable slide into radicalism
All the old 40K stuff feels so out of place these days, I think what started it was those nonsensical name changes. The Imperial Guard became Astra Militarism or some shit, Eldar became Aedelf or something, then those Primaris clowns being introduced, I won't say anything has been ruined exactly but it just feels awkward now. Also the first TRUE 40K toy ever created is going to be fucking Primaris.
Maybe it's not just to 40k division but GW has had a lot of mobile games come out with varying degrees of decency.
Ah yeah you're right, 127 years have passed since the fall of Cadia. Still a considerable time, especially for old fucks like Yarrick. Humans can live like up to 200-300 years with expensive rejuv treatment.
>intercessor
wait...that's a real word?
Sure. It's a relatively known and relatively cheap brand that mobile devs can acquire.
IF YOU'RE NOT WEARING BEAKIE THEN FUCK OFF
Yes, stands for someone who prays on someone else's behalf
>ADB is still cool
Nobody, not even themselves
Why can't they just do a fucking standard rts with lots of base building and tons of upgrades to your units and huge squads shooting and ripping each other to pieces like the first game? Why do they have to be so contrarian an re-invent the wheel? The first Company of Heroes was an amazing game but it made Relic fall for the full tactical meme. If Relic likes money they should stop complicating things and just do a Dow 1 remake.
DoW3 was already a shitshow when Sega got it, all they did was just push it out quickly so they could redirect Relic to other projects.
"For now".
He's borderline for now, hes till haven't put things that would feel out of context related to IRL politics in his books yet, as opposed to Thorpe and Abnett.
>made in California
There's going to be female Space Marines soon enough, just you wait.
That's usually where most good shows are made yes.
>where most good shows are made
Good.
>Will you be joining us, brother?
They already did, some new shit called sisters of battle. It's cucked.
Name 1 from the last 5 years.
Fucking ez
>Yarrick
Wait he's dead? I thought he was still fucking around with Ghaz after the time skip.
>THE MONOLITH, WE DESTROY THAT AND THIS IS OVER; CHARGE
How did the Blood Ravens ever become a chapter with a sizable amount of marines when they keep executing retarded battle plans in every trailer they're in
That was pure garbage. You fell for a meme.
Put faith in your Holy Bolter
Hey they weren't that retarded in the DoW2 trailer
idk the last we have on him is Third War of Armageddon afaik, which was before the timeskip. He might still be around but he should be a lot older.
I think we've reached a bad point we're I can't tell if you're joking or if you're retarded.
Begone monster! Your trash opinion does not belong in this world.
>bumrushing a farseer
It's true. They caved in and are making an equivalent for the females. They're trying to be fence sitters by keeping them seperate armies, but you can tell where they're falling. All of them look like angry feminists
user you can stop memeing now, please. You're making me worried.
What else are you supposed to do against her?
>not blindly charging at the enemy as often as you can
>There will never be a dawn of war style intro with Imperial Guard holding the line and using the power of teamwork and numbers to defeat the enemy.
Fuck, you can even throw in space marines, have a squad of imperial guard be operator as fuck but steadily their numbers dwindle despite them fighting like absolute madmen, marines could show up and save the lone survivor or something.
I mean hey, it worked.
>implying granny sister isn't great
OPTION ONE
Well sure but that guy had plot armour
>Fucking ez
>California
God I wish I could rush her bum
Do not lewd the Farseers.
Except Macha, you can lewd her all you want.
Look at the new cannons model. Battle grannies are based
DIGEST THE HERATICS!
I sincerely think anyone complaining about the battle grannies has not been involved with many Catholics.
There's a ton of old nuns.
This is extremely fucking heretical and I'm gonna have to ask you to delete it.
I feel like the Primaris shit and Robot Gayman coming back has killed 40k for me. Its all gonna be stupid shit now
I need to learn game maker and finish Chapter Master
I lewd all eldar females
>kills your entire astartes squad while spouting memes
Nothing personnel.
>muh realism
Not an argument tranny
You are garbage.
I'm confused. Does somebody actually think the new SoBs are something bad?
>Does somebody actually think the new SoBs are something bad?
Everyone with taste and doesn't sit on facebook?
An Ork Waaagh Hack and Slash Management Sim
It just work.
user tell me, why are new SoB models a bad thing?
there is an idiot in this thread who thinks SoB are some new "cucked" thing introduced because GW caved into trannies
dow 3 has nothing to do with mobas and only underrage mongoloids who never played RTS think it does.
You should go back to your containment thread.
>user tell me, why are new SoB models a bad thing?
They are ugly
They have man-proportions
They have dicks
Their fanbase is SJW
It's not a rocket science, redditor.
>They are ugly
>They have man-proportions
>They have dicks
GW can't model females, more news at 11.
>Their fanbase is SJW
And probably older than you, too.
>You should go back to your containment thread.
>says a faggot who came here from other board
You should kill yourself.
>GW can't model females
Bullshit
>And probably older than you, too.
Of course,
You have to go back.
So you think GW pulled a new army of female-exclusive pseudo-marines specifically to cater to new wave SJWs?
people are in need of a reminder
I have to go back in time and kill your whore of a mother before she was fucked by that abomination that you call father.
>gnarly religious fanatic women MUST BE HOT just like in my anime!
no they dont, fuck off
Not really, the vast majority of what they produce is garbage.
But unlike that other user, I'll just say that it's statistically more probable that Eisenhorn TV is going to be shit, especially considering the current political context IRL to that of the Imperium.
I don't think they would have the ball to show that the Imperium are nazis on steroid AND the last of hope of humanity at the same time.
They are space ants. They have no dreams or hopes that could manifest in the warp. The shaddow is simply the gigantic network of psychic communication consisting of all individuals sharing information. For anyone outside this is just a giant REEEEEEEEEEEE.
>GW can't model females
Shit excuse for company what charging the premium price for monopose plastic
>So you think GW pulled a new army of female-exclusive pseudo-marines specifically to cater to new wave SJWs?
Of course. Since it's their audience
>just like in my anime!
You just like in my 40k official art?
What's you problem? Did your shill general die?
You are still alive.
God-Emperor I hate Xenos so much, lack of good warhammer games must be their fault. Every Xeno and Xeno-lover should be killed.
You must be some kind of super-retard, user, and I pity you for it.
>He's borderline for now, hes till haven't put things that would feel out of context related to IRL politics in his books yet, as opposed to Thorpe and Abnett.
>posts 2003 minis as argument
>pity anyone
Top kek
I posted old minis because SoBs aren't a new army. They've been around for fucking ages.
>They've been around for fucking ages.
And..?
Old Sister repentia were females at least.
And btw, art depicts SoB as pretty attractive, so argument "SoB never were supposed to be attractive" is false by default and using model made almost two decades ago not helping you either, onlty proves what newfag you are and from where you've came
>no tau
Nice.
This is no Imperial storehouse...
THESE ARE STOLEN RELICS
OF THE CHAPTER
The vast majority of every TV shows on this fucking planet is shit. There is no universally good place that always shits out 100% pure golden geese eggs. Even HBO which has a good track record produces absolute garbage most of the time. There's a good chance it'll be shit, but I can only hope it'll be good.
If we are going to talk statistics though, passion projects are highly likely to be good because of the attention of detail. So as long as they get some good warhammer autists on board it has a decent chance of becoming good.
The only humie Ghazghkull respects
>GW IS MAKING A NEW ARMY OF FEMALES TO CATER TO SJWS
>They aren't new
>BUT THEY AREN'T PRETTY
>The models never were
>B-BUT THE ART! YOU'RE THE NEWFAG!
Models are never as good as the art especially with women you fucking retard, not even now.
ahaha might you be talking about the fucking baby carrier?
I see nothing wrong with that, each legion/regiment has a theme or doyou think the White Scars, which are basically space mongols are white too?
We do need more of Fusilier Scintillant X Catachan interaction though.
While I agree with your post, what do you think of my last statement in the post you quoted?
Do you really think it would be okay to show nazis as good guys nowadays?
oops, didn't see it mentioned already
Fuck you Centurion Armor is rad
Shut the fuck up, retard.
Also google the emperor's children.
>would be okay to show nazis as good guys nowadays?
What it has to do with Warhammer?
>NEW
>source: my own post
>posts tranny as example
Well done, tumblr, now go back to your reservation
Source:
just do C&C Renegade but 40k
They did in Man in the High Castle, or at least morally grey. There is one Pov char that you are definitely supposed to sympathize with.
Also none of the books ever set out to have you sympathize with the Imperium. Aside from bolterporn about space marines saving humanity, any of the books that takes a closer look at Imperial society always portrays it as the shithole it is. It does make you sympathize with the main characters, and make you understand that while the Imperium is rotten to the core, it is the only thing standing between humanity and total extinction.
>doyou think the White Scars, which are basically space mongols are white too?
Yep
Gave me nightmares as a kid
>Source: (You)
Sure nigger, not >So you think GW pulled a new army of female-exclusive pseudo-marines specifically to cater to new wave SJWs?
Who /Necron/ here?
I'd just make an Deathwatch RTT game that plays like DoW2's original and Chaos campaigns but with way more customization for squads, where you can swap in Terminators, Bikers, and Vanguard Veterans into the normal squads, as well as Primaris squads with Intercessors, Hellblasters, Reivers, and Aggressors. All gear you unlock through the missions and with XCom 2-tier soldier customization and mods
Armada 2 is free for two more days on steam, what should i expect?
>Asks if user thinks SoBs are a new army
>OF COURSE
Fucking retard.
Haven't played for a while, but it used to be infested by Eldar.
probably will only play campaign
The campaign is shit, since AI is braindead.
She's got limited resurrects
You can't finish the campaign in 2 days.
How do we make table top 40k good?
>>Asks if user thinks SoBs are a new army
Wrong?
She have one ressurection left
What the fuck are you talking about?
Dawn of War 3 is far more closer Dawn of War 1 than 2 was.
2 was the type of assfaggots shit and not pure RTS, 3 goes back to the roots.
Are those holes filled with 6 separate brains or is it a single big ass brain?
That's because games workshop is a british company, it's mostly america that is in a crazy SJW mindset
Beakies are peak AESTHETIC
How fucked is a wounded Force Commander against a Lictor Alpha?
i will get a feeling if i want the game
>boot up Soulstorm
>End turn
WAAAAAAAGH
LET'S GIT OUTTA HERE
FOR CHAOS
FALL BACK AND REGROUP
CHAAARGE
WE MUST WITHDRAW
CHARGE THE ENEMY
MY MIND IS TOO WEARY TO FIGHT ON
...
...
THE KAN'JO WILL CRUSH THEM
FALL BACK, FALL BACK!
I'm finally home again
Wounded? This barely tickled him. He's up and ready to fuck any Xeno scum in range.
My thoughts exactly
People forgot that hero units in first game had abilities, now that 3's heroes have it, they think it's a fucking moba
DoW2 was Company of Heroes with warhammer skin slapped on. 3 is far more similar to the first game.
DoW3 fucked up with its lack of content. Fucking 3 races and then they kill the game?
>lost his position
No he didn’t, he’s still chapter master. Girlyman has way bigger things to think about than commanding only 1000 marines
it depends
Did the stupid dreadnought in the trailer stop playing around with the banshee's corpses? Otherwise he'll have it rough.
In equal conditions the FC will wreck his shit anytime
>He's up and ready
I don't know, he was bleeding after that lictor's attack
Is that Von Strab on the left ? He is fucking worse than a traitor.
A wounded force commander? Pretty screwed
A wounded Vanilla Ice? Entirely out of harm's way
>dreadnought
kek, I forgot there was a dreadnought in the intro.
But Havocs can move and not get the -1 to hit anyway. Its often better to backpedal to get out of range.
I hope I am not falling for a bait. I played hundred hours in every DoW. But this one while I deluded myself for a month that it's good it's not. Nevermind only 3 races. Heroes were way too OP. Some AoE abilities could wipe out half army. It was too hero centric. Are you suprised about Moba? You had to destroy shield->tower->core. It totaly looked like MOBA inspired. Heroes while their abilities in DoW2 looked ok in DoW3 they looked super weird like Gabriel jump flip in terminator armor. This was just so out of place. I still played over 100h.
In literally every 40k thread at least one guardfag comes in and cries about the lack of muh saving Private Ryan in space, so no.
On Yea Forums liking SM is actually the unique opinion
BLUT FÜR DEN BLUTTGOTT!!
They brought back old-school Noise Marines with Sonic Guitars with an attached bolter. They can do whatever the fuck they want
Some little bleeding. He had to much blood anyway. I totaly forgot about dreadnought.
>Kazuhira " befiddled" Miller's worst nightmare
>0.00 chance of chaos corruption,
S-shut up!
>ss agent
He's a detective. Not some murderous psychopath.
FACT: The Primaris Marines are a good thing since it means that the Lamenters will stay alive.
honestly what bothers me the most about them is how they're expected to just fit in cohesively with chapters with thousands of years of traditions and whose marines are all brothers with one another
>w-why don't the new sob look like my anime waifus???
You guy are fogetting the FC in the dow2 intro also survived an eldritch storm
He clearly is not in optimal conditions
go back to sleep, thats what the rest of us are doing anyways.
Here's the index of where the Blood Ravens are up to.
Wrong, he's an Inquisitor of the Holy Ordos of the Emperor's Inquisition. Now Eisenhorn is not a psychopath or an asshole, but that's the best way to describe the Inquisition. They are secret police on crack who fights alien spies, evil cults, corrupt officials and otherworldly powers, as well as keep the Imperial citizenry in line based on fear alone.
>eldritch storm
what? the farseer didn't use the eldritch storm
Fuck Blood Ravens
Ultramarines best Marines
I'm so glad they made them canon. I hope they keep their secret backstory that they are a splinter-chapter from the Thousand Sons.
Go to bed Guilliman, your eldar witch is calling for you.
should they really have killed off his noble fragments
a tzeentchian daemon with moral impulses would be cool, instead we get this fully irredeemable raging retard
Wait there's a timeskip?
Blood Ravens were literally in the 4th edition codex. Current edition is the fucking 8th.
Get out red boy.
8th ed brought plot into the 42nd millenium
Losing that IP lawsuit to Chapterhouse really made them salty, didn't it?
Good
>Kap'n! Kap'n! Can we's keep her?
>Okay, Nailbrain, but it's yer charge. Keep it fueled and armed and take it out fer rukks.
>Horray! I'll take good care of it! You'z see! Come'ere an let ol' Uncle Nailbrain fix ya up!
Only loser there was the players who liked the lore. Chapter house was being a nigger there and I have zero love for post-stock market GW