You PC fucks are insane. Your controls are for masochists

>Complains about one finger doing more then one thing
>Controllers have one thumb covering a stick and 4 buttons
wut

You are a filthy, sweaty idiot.

You claw. You don’t lay your filthy hands flat on the board. Curve your fingers

you want to bind grenade to scroll wheel

FINALLY wait for it. Wait for it.

TOP OF PALM ON CTRL
PINKY CRAMPED ON SHIFT

>FUCKED

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here op problem solved :)
casual bitch

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I got a friend with some weird binds
>Q = crouch
>E = jump
>Spacebar = Voice chat
I stopped asking what else he bound differently

Please wash your hands for your own sake.

>playing with default Keybinds
we just don't know.

Why the fuck are you putting your fingers between the keys and not on them?

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END RESULT?

A FUCKING CRAMPED HAND YOU FAGGOTS

THE KEYS ARE FUCKED. YOUR CONTROLS ARE HORRIBLE.

HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO MOVE AND THROW GRENADE OR MELEE OR CALL COMMANDS WITHOUT TAKING MY FINGERS OFF MOVEMENT KEYS.

I CAN DO THIS ON MY CONTROLLER. WHY THE FUCK IS YOUR DEFAULT KEYBINDING SO FUCKED.

end rant. Moving to ESDF Tomorrow and seeing how it goes.

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Nigger can't into master race.

Fingers on W, A, D
Thumb on shift
Pinky on shift or control
What is your problem

>not dual wielding mmo mice

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High effort
Low yield

You suck at trolling OP

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>Play game ported by a Japanese company
>Spacebar for confirm and backspace for cancel
>Can't rebind controls

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>thumb on shift
Shit I mean space
Getting a stroke from reading this I guess

That’s a valid point, but it doesn’t matter because you have disgusting hands

It’s common knowledge that keyboard controls are fucked. Anyone who denies it is just a shill

fucking spics niggas

>la creatura...

Agreed. ESDF is better. WASD is for stupid idiotrs too lazy to rebind.

thumb rests on space
index rests on D
middle finger between W and S
ring finger on A
pinky on shift or ctrl

it's really not that hard, clean your disgusting nails you mongoloid

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Disgusting subhuman amerifart

Are you playing on some sort of micro keyboard or are your hands Original Xbox controller hueg?

Just plug in a controller.

Who /tabforinventory/ here?

Thank you for the laugh OP, have a (you) and go wash your hands now

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wash your fucking hands

>tfw OP is literally a filthy console peasant

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ESDF puts too much space between your other fingers and your pinky on the shift key.

>buys keyboard for ants
>complains that it isn't comfortable

Wait that's not normal?
Tab is always inventory or map screen, depending on the game.

that better be a coke nail, OP

I usually set it to X, I bind everything as close around WASD as possible. I don't understand why games typically have the default bindings spread out all over the place while leaving Z and X totally unused.

esdf is poorfag version of gaming keypads

Holy fuck look at all that dirt on his keyboard jesus fucking christ i feel disgusted

>all these faggots telling OP to clean his hands

you guys are fucking hypocrites

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That's an ameriturd keyboard though.

Clean your fucking hands too you fat fucking slob tranny

WASH. FUCKING. EVERYTHING.

Alright smartass.

>Enemy comes at you
>Want to throw grenade

>Now have to REMOVE FINGER FROM MOVEMENT KEY (EITHER ring or MIDDLE FINGER) to press key to throw grenade

On controller? MY HANDS NEVER LEAVE MY THUMBSTICKS AND I GET TO USE GRENADES ON L1 OR R1.

DEFAILT KEYBINDINGS ARE FUCKED. WHO THOUGHT OF THIS

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index for D/E
middle for W/S
ring for A/Q
pinky for shift/ctrl/caps lock
thumb for space/alt

wasd for movement, shift for sprint, space for jump, alt for slow-walk, caps lock for prone, ctrl for crouch, Q/E for lean, or E for use in games that don't have lean, mouse button4 for use/ptt and mouse button5 for whatever the fuck extra shit you could use

It’s not 2012 anymore, this style of all caps xd posting isn’t funny anymore. Also wash under your fingernails you nasty fuck

Pretty good troll, OP. Glad to see you're sticking with it.

>WHO THOUGHT OF THIS
People with mice, probably.

Standard FPS layout
W) Forward
S) Back
A) Left Strafe
D) Right Strafe
Q) Quick Switch
E) Use/Activate
F) Grenade/Special Ability
R) Reload
Left CTRL) Crouch
Left Shift) Sprint
Left Alt) Hold/Toggle Walk
Z) Prone
Space) Jump
1-9) Weapon Selection
~) Dev Console
Tab) Menu/Weapon Selection

Seems pretty straight-forward to me, OP. Maybe you just need to git gud.

WASH YOUR HANDS

Keyboards are shit for anything that's not an RTS or MMO. They're designed for typing, not for playing video games. The mouse carries all the weight.

You're right in this regard. Granade used to be Mouse3 (Scroll) but I dunno why most games use Q nowadays.

Literally i in 80% of games

Now try to throw a grenade,reload, melee, or do specials,come, with your left fingers without taking your fingers off the movement keys.

Checkmate. Keyboards are fucking SHIT for movement. You faggots told me it was better than controller? FUCK YOU

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Mother fucking gravediggers on my imageboard.

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Can you jump and aim though?

On a controller your thumb leaves the aim stick in order to press a face button. You can't look and jump at the same time for most games unless you rebind.

How is that any worse?

Use your mouse you dumbfuck

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I unironically think the reverse.
Consoles are just so damn limiting, especially the thumbsticks and their slowness/lack of accuracy.
It's just painful to use.
It's also fucking retarded that you basically only use your thumbs and pointer fingers; 3/5 fingers on your hand are relegated to doing nothing but holding the controller.
Fucking stupid

WASH YOUR HANDS
WASH YOUR HANDS
WASH YOUR HANDS
WASH YOUR HANDS
WASH YOUR HANDS
PLEASE

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>dumb retard can't git gud because he has the mechanical dexterity of a fucking sloth, lives like a sloth, and has the IQ of an overly ripe tomato

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>manlet keyboard

what the hell are you doing op?

>On a controller your thumb leaves the aim stick in order to press a face button. You can't look and jump at the same time for most games unless you rebind.
>How is that any worse?

Jesus Christ you idiots....

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what the fuck is this, yall are starting to scare me

Jesus, the filth. Are you some kind of goblin?

You don't seriously type with just your thumbs and pointers do you user?
The only person I know who does that is my fucking grandma (she's 80 something and demented to all hell)
USE ALL YOUR FINGERS

>OP tries to make a troll thread, but everyone is just laughing at him

Ameriturd or mexican whats the difference

In all seriousness, why don't they make controllers for holding like this?
It's like some asshole decided what controllers should look like in the 80's, and they've barely changed since despite being very much suboptimal
And ones that tried to be different like the N64 controller never gained traction

>Small keyboard.
>Filthy gorilla hands.
>WTF this shit is uncomfortable.

Btw you are related to Yea Forums cave ogre?

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>TOP OF PALM ON CTRL
do people actually do this? I use pinky for both ctrl and shift, I can't really think of a game where you might have to use both shift and ctrl at the same time.

There is no excuse
Even if you need to press both at the same time you can just use two fingers
Or you can push left control, right shift (oh yeah, there's two of them!).

>Yea Forums cave ogre
That's the first thing that came to my mind when i saw op's screenhsot

>OP's face when he sees people with a keyboard strafing left to right while also lean and crouch spamming with the same hand

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I'm sorry for getting mad bros. I'm just frustrated and I want to play my games comfortably. I've been looking at different ways people use their Keybinds and it's all sorts of fucked. Some use their pinkys for wasd some angle their keyboards,some use RIGHT CLICK TO MOVE FORWARD. I just don't know anymore. I hate q for grenade, I hate V for melee. I hate M3 for boost. I hate M for map.

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Someone post the screencap

Lmao
This is legitimately funny in a look at this retard kind of way

This is hysterical, what a retard OP

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the fuck is wrong with your pinky m8?

>mfw my left hand rests perfectly on the left shift, a, w, d, and spacebar keys
Standard mechanical Model-M all day every day baby!

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Just finish this thread. Let it die. It's all over...

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Tfw still have poop stuck under your finger nails from fingering your ass too hard

Nah he's just European

HE DIDN'T EVEN GET A REAL KEYBOARD WHAT A FUCKING RETARDED SLOB LOL NICE BAIT

>has the mechanical dexterity of a fucking sloth
HEY! I have fucked hands and the mechanical dexterity of a sloth but don't lump me in with this massive faggot.

That's game-dependent. Some shitty games that don't let you remap controls assign grenades to the face buttons, making you do a just as awkward reach. It's still perfectly manageable to move while pressing an awkward key like G. If the game lets you reassign buttons/keys it's literally your fault for not fixing it yourself.

What is your favorite mad max movie user.

but his IP comes from america...

>small feminine hands
maybe you should use those hands to jerk me instead because they're clearly too small to use keyboard and mouse

Dude just like
>anchor left hand palm on your wrist, like the mark of doom meme
>practice right hand placement again
>practice how to type like a normal person
>git gud on hand-eye coordination and reflexes

>pointer finger
Burgers are like children, it's your index finger you fuckwit.

>between x and y
>between x and y
>between x and y
You dont do this on controller and you literally dont have a reason or precedent to do it on keyboard.
Fuck off you disingenious faggot.

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Make sure to practice and enjoy the feeling of typing starcraft with only your left hand.

Oh my FUCKING God. What is wrong with you?

Try losing weight
This doesn't have anything to do with your thread, I just thought you should know.

You know, despite the memey shit that Planet Fitness does like 1st Monday of the Month Free Pizza and 2nd or 1st Tuesday of the Month Free Bagels, it's still a functional gym. He should practice running on a treadmill or deadlifting.

Is that a Roblox crucification pathway?

Ewww, I don't want to look like a bodybuilder

Lowkey, hand looks pretty good here.

>claw grip
Literally subhuman.

the fuck is that thumbnail

thats what keeps me from playing pc. i dont like kb and mouse. its better control easily but its less comfy though you do get used to it.

id rather lose every fps match, every fight to a joy stick, and rts match. why? because single player games exist. its way more comfortable. and if i put a game in a tray i just want the god damn thing to work. so fuck pc fags, i hope epic keeps gaining exclusivity and drm becomes so bad only pirated games will function but will turn your pc into a bitcoin miner.

Remember to lurk for a year before posting

>I've been looking at different ways people use their Keybinds and it's all sorts of fucked. Some use their pinkys for wasd some angle their keyboards,some use RIGHT CLICK TO MOVE FORWARD. I just don't know anymore. I hate q for grenade, I hate V for melee. I hate M3 for boost. I hate M for map.
Those are just for sweaty tryhards playing whatever the fuck you're playing.

are good pointers - If you can't adapt to the now homogenized controls of that post, then you're either a lost cause in need of typing lessons or software, or you need to pick up the slack and adapt to your problems.
>Hate M for map? Just rebind to TAB
>Hate G for grenade? Just rebind to F or even C
>Hate the feeling of using L CTRL for crouch? Swap it around with the prone bind for Z
etc.

I mean, I know about the phenomenon, but I'm just wonder what the hell that thumbnail is.

You just bitched about finger cramp but the claw is your default? Keep you bait legitimate mate

Have you just been gardening with your bare hands or something? Why the fuck are your fingernails black with dirt? Why is there visible filth clogging the pores of your fat, sausage-shaped fingers? Why are you okay with smearing that muck all over your white keyboard?

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>He doesn't love and accept himself enough to do his best in becoming physically fit.
Best of both worlds - swole and a autistic video gay enthusiast.

wondering* fuck.

Fair enough I guess.

Hopefully ironic. Cut your fingernails and you're supposed to use the tips of your fingers, not the pads. That's why you'd be hitting other keys on accident.

Or you could buy a controller, because endless options is kind of the point of owning a PC. If you don't like it, change it. Something you can't do with consoles.

@475278208
Nice addition of sour grapes you fucking peasant. At least there was a possibility of accepting your statement as opinion but then you had to include the statement about Epic taking over as you settle for consistent, if underpowered, quality from consoles.

How the hell do you press

Z X C V then? With thumb?

@475278507
Upvoted

Presumably
>Z with ring finger
>X with middle finger
>C with index finger
>V with index finger or with the middle finger if you feel like it

I was working on my car. I just wanted to relax and play vidya man...

did you just steal that keyboard from a day center of something?

>all that effort for a shitty joke
>he took time to take pictures of his hand on the keyboard
>he probably thought this was going to be some epic thread remembered 20 years later by people on reddit through screenshots like catacomb skull or mr bone's wild ride
pppfffffftt-aahahahahah

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that feeling when your tiny hand fits perfectly on your disgusting keyboard

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Except mouse and Keyboard are better for fps games and rts. Literally not good for controllers.

What is up with redditors thinking not giving (you)'s matter lately?

>He thinks it's a joke.

>grenades on Q by default
wot

That's what I wanna know. What fucking games put 'nades on Q?

I know TITANFALL does it.

So does DESTINY and Insurgency.

Hello user#475273910,

I'm not sure if you're aware of this but you're supposed to place your fingers on the button, not in between.
Let me know if you need any further assistance.

Regards,
Tim

>I just wanted to relax and play vidya man...
clearly not otherwise you wouldn't have started this retarded thread

Kb and m are for work not games

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posting hands on keyboards now?

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Do you not have weapons to swap in those games? Q is normally last weapon since games are no longer balanced for lean.

Saints Row

>Q

>Last w apkn

What game recently does this?

Doom 2016
Iron Fury

I played TERA online with default keybinds and I got rank 1 in Fraywind, Corsairs, and 3v3.

:) You bad with your hands

Those are games with multiple weapons than the standard 3 weapon system most modern shooters have. Also those are single player. R6 has lean.

op has kpm of 6, blames keyboard, just another day on Yea Forums

>sausage fingers with a keyboard that looks like it is encrusted with semen
disgusting

user please stop cutting yourself it’s won’t help

Ew!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You guys are slobs!!!

Tell me bros. Do you use standard layout? Do you ever change anything? I want to use ESDF but worried that it might now work

yes it does

>throwing a grenade with a button
?????????????????????????????

>Enemy comes at you
>Want to throw grenade

That's too late to throw the grenade. You throw the grenade AT the enemy before he even sees you, or while he's running away. Not when he's coming...

it's called hand coordination
have you tried not being a retard that needs a fisher prize toy to maneuver an interface?

>french game
>ENTER to interact, including climbing stairs

then stick to consoles, faggot

>what the fuck is this
Legitimately the only (correct) way to hold a gamepad.

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Sticky grenades faggot

I know, right? With a "standard" grip you're using 2 or 3 fingers per hand, depending on whether you dedicate a finger for both bumpers and triggers or use the same finger for both.

So 4-6 fingers are used just to hold the gamepad and can't press any buttons. That's insanely inefficient,

imagine being so much of a fucking casual you dont even know how to use your own controller

get with the times grandpa they're called pointer cards now not "index cards."

>use a faggot keyboard with "compact" design and complain its too smoll
>moving from console to PC and not bring a single controller that will be compatible with windows one way or another
>playing console ports that dosent even let you do keybinds properly
>dosent know about joysticks, racing wheels or any other weird peripherials

Its your fault.

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MOOOOOOT

Ignoring the cursed thumbnail, I have this mouse and it's incredible.

Same, I don't like using keyboard for this reason too. Except now my hands are also too big for controllers so playing vidya is uncomfortable no matter what I do.

mouse > controller > keyboard

How did you take this picture ayyy lmao?

Have you ever used a keyboard in your life?

Put phone in mouth, use your tongue to press the button.

El goblino de las americanas

>first FPS was Counter Strike 1.5
>rebind all FPS games as CS controls
I guess the whole concept of rebinding is alien to console players... anybody else rebind controls to their first game in the series?

This allows you to push all buttons at all times :)

Hey Yea Forums just popped in to say that I recently got a new keyboard and it feels great to type on. In face I'd like to admit that I just typed all this out just because it feels so darn good to type on this. Thank you for your time and I hope you have a good night.

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I laughed. Fuck you I laughed

>pointer finger
AHAHAHA and they wonder why the rest of the ENTIRE FUCKING PLANET thinks you all are dumb as fuck
Also wash your fucking hands

Okay I can unironically say at this point
You are not white

Goblin claw lookin ass bitch

Dont blame this on burgers, even la creatura has more sense and hygiene than this.

what

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Anyone who thinks WASD controls are cramped must have huge fucking hands.

>You PC fucks are insane
>Thumb is on SPACEBAR and between C and V

Why are you such a little bitch OP holy shit.

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I preferred is 2 [Shift] Z X

QWES T masterrace

also 90s thread.

Numpad masser rayce

on a laptop

ikr

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das rite

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I use my right hand for the keyboard. Frees up my left to do as I please.

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the fuck is wrong with your thumb

What do you mean?

Nevermind, I think I was just misinterpreting it.

Is this how you're supposed to do it?

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based

this is the best shitposting i saw in months, low effort but at least it's not wojak or tweeter screencap
great job op 8/10

next time use coal or black marker on your skin

Nobody here has ever worked a day in the entire life huh

Faggot OP could've made a case about ghosting but he's too retarded to think about that.

Thanks for the suggestion user, I'll make sure to fix that in my next post.

You can't complain about controls until you've played warframe for 2k hours.

I am not sure what you're trying to say.

This is how you do it you stupid mongoloid

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Based dronyaposter

The ONLY reason I would like this is because the F has a notch.