What's the Vidya equivalent of capeshit?

Zelda

super smash bros

Pokemon

(You)'re favorite game

literally all video games

Take the disney cock out of your mouth faggot

Western movie games

All style zero substance

Halo

nintendo games

What kind of fucking depth should be expected in a movie about superheroes? You guys literally call it capeshit.

Call of Duty

MMOs, mobas, tf2, halo, cod, csgo, other competitive games, esports, etc.

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league of legends

Breath of the Wild
Pokémon
Any of the multiple sad dad simulators out there

JRPGs

Fortnite

>tf2
Let's see you complete a jump map

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Those movie wanna be games that are highly linear, highly cinematic, movie-like, and story oriented than gameplay oriented. No, I'm not talking about games like Detroit:Become Human, I'm talking about games like God of War(2018), The Last of Us, and Uncharted. I don't know what type of genre that they should be called, so I'll just call them Movieshit games.

It's literally the MCU of video games and NO ONE can convince me otherwise. EVERYONE loves it and praises these type of games to no fucking end and I just never got it. I'm just like, if I wanna watch a movie, I'll go watch a movie.

>tf2
idiot

Just because MCU went overboard and Endgame was (trash) and DC universe is unwatchably boring doesn't mean ALL superhero movies are bad.

X-Men is amazing. It's really too bad about what Disney is about to do to it. They're going to turn the drama all the way to zero and replace it with, as some article puts it, "stale and predictable 'subversive' humor"

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That's a stupid question. How about games based off of capes? Like Batman Arkham or Marvel Ultimate Alliance or something?

Some X-Men movies are amazing. I have never seen a movie franchise ping pong back and forth from great to shit as hard and often X-Men. Its going to be weird seeing the MCU make them consistently "alright"

All the things I don't like.

Video games are capeshit

>If you're looking for depth that's on you, not the films.
The mind of your average American, ladies and gentlemen.
Lost are the days when movies like There Will Be Blood will be not only made, but watched, understood, and appreciated. Gone are the days where AAA made good games. Vanished are the days of even morsels of quality in the mainstream.

Anything funded by snoy.

The Man Of Steel movie was about the morality of choosing between the innocents who must (by chance) die as a sacrifice to save your people. It wasn’t just about crazy fights where you knew the good guy would win, which in all superhero movies you know is the case. But the fight wasn’t the central point of the movie.

Nice fedora.

Anything with a perceived difficulty curve that makes people here think they're better than everyone else. Just take a time machine back to when Darksouls was the talk of the town. That was some fucking heavily forced popularity to the point that people thought the game's bare bones story was on the level of citizen kane because it was told by item descriptions.

twitch streamers and other e-celebs

Undertale

This Zelda especially

Snoy

Never owned one, but I can feel your seething due to low IQ.

Dc universe? Or did that die out already lol

I enjoyed Demon's Souls, but the worship that Dark Souls I received really turned me off the whole Souls genre, since I got sick of hearing about it. Then the resident console warriors started obsessing with Bloodborne for the next four years...

Thor was about not just abusing the lineage handed down to you, but literally becoming that lineage and doing right by it.

Captain America was about how you need to be more than just strength, and symbolizes how heroes aren't just about their feats, but their principles.

Iron Man 3, with it's problems, shows the tinkerer's mentality and how improvement is an ongoing process. Coming to fruition later in the Infinity War.

I could go on for nearly all the other movies. There are other concepts and ideas there, just because you saw one semi-deep inconcept in Man of Steel doesn't mean Marvel doesn't have its version. If you're just focusing on the fights, again, that's you.

Snoyshit probably

I don't understand how Endgame has a 94% on rotten tomatoes though, I thought it was fucking bad

You don't know how Rotten Tomatoes work then. It's an aggregator, brainlet.

Any Capcom game series.

Movies with depth still exist dumbfuck

You're fucking mean and now I'm going to hang myself because of your mean comments. Have fun dealing with the Twitter storm once people hear about what you've made me do

any western trash

It makes sense that you like There Will Be Blood, you're just as heavy-handed.

>movie trash
>real capeshit
pick one

Any and all AAA games, particularly the cinematic ones, like TLoU, RDR2, anything from Ubisoft, etc.

I'm guessing you're a PC player but RDR 1 and 2 are casual but patrician vidya. I prefer them to GTA any day.

Battle Royale, and the survival genre in general. Completely trash, forgettable games that are beloved by millions.

Thing that's popular and I don't like, but not the thing that's popular and I do like

Dragon Quest