What exactly did she do wrong?

she cant brap you idiots

she's a hologram, there's no smell

can cortana jerk off master chief using the suit?

she rejected my e-baby

Imagine her big butt bouncing and jiggling on your crotch

She killed billions

All that does is make me wish I was bouncing and jiggling on someone's crotch.

she can still make holograpgic braps

Photons don't have weight

>Starts going crazy and looking saggy after 7 years
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF BLUE WOMEN

I’m available. Where do you live?

I can just call my boyfriend, user.

>Got a shitty face,
much better than the uncanny shit in aaa games now.

>saggy tits,
>Not liking natural.

doesn't have smellovision

Wait, here's the right one this time.

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Oh. Okay the ...

I dunno what you're saying, user.
Just go out and meet some fine piece of ass. I believe in you!

Sorry I was half asleep, but thanks for the confidence! I can definitely do this!

Yep. Don't look for hookups, though. It's not hot. Go meet someone and get to know them, like a coworker or something. I'd only wanna drain someone's dick if I really connected with them.

>for some reason.
She was made my Microsoft

Are you gay?

Did you think I wasn't?

>natural
>for a literal program

It was a roundabout way of asking what your gender is.

yes actually. no joke it’s canon

I'm a guy. I probably should've specified that from the start. I dunno if you swing that way.

No, it's not, someone made some fake ass image of the Fall of Reach online, people were just stupid enough to believe it.

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Why contain it?
Its cool

It seems like Yea Forums is nothing but guys. I was wondering if I'd spotted a girl.

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Was she always Asian?

Nope. I wear panties when requested, but that doesn't make me a girl.

Sounds hot. I used to wear my girlfriends panties.

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>like a coworker
Don't do this

What anime is that?

My man picked stuff out that he liked. Some of them are kinda itchy, honestly.

Imagine sniffing her butt lads

I think the light feeling was what did it for me, if it was itchy it would kill it.
We're talkin panties tho, not thongs. I'm not about that.

Something with the word sora in it, I think.

I love thongs, honestly. We have a pair of lace window panties that are really hot, although the material makes my booty itch like hell. It doesn't matter once I'm getting pounded, though.

Good on ya you big ol faggot.
Dig it.

I do, trust me.

Remastered Halo 2 Cortana was the best.

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Gay boys are the best

Any hot stories?

Thank you!

How much better is having someone stuff your butt than doing it yourself?

People always misuse the term uncanny valley but Halo 2 Anniversary is 100% that all the way through.

Thank you for making a better girl than a real girl, user.

I once gave a lapdance in the shower. That was pretty great. Honestly, I love facesitting. Feeling him struggle to get air into his nostrils as he's ear-deep in my crack is amazing.
Infinitely better. Mostly because he's enjoying it, and it feels good to know I'm making him happy.

noice.

Yosuga no Sora.

It'd smell like light

Her face is fine, but her teeth are fucked up. And Rampancy has some weird technobabble explanation in the lore.

I try.
Yep.

Stop talking about doing gay shit.
I'm getting horny

I can't find any gay content what the fuck

I'm only replying when people ask me stuff, user.

shaved boy ass is more fun and lovely than girl ass

Blessed gay quads

>"Chief... I took the liberty of redesigning your armor while you were unconscious."
>"You like it, right?"

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I kinda suck at booty shaving. I cut myself several times on each attempt. I do it once a week, though, so I’m getting better.

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Do you like having your ass eaten?
What's your favorite thing to do as a sub/dom

Lmao does this artist know how a fucking mirror works? How does she face the viewer both directly and in the reflection?

It’s not bad. I love facesitting, but mostly for the sensation of his face pressed against me. Reverse cowgirl is fun.

Have you tried getting waxxed to deal with that?

don't think about it too hard, most porn artists tend to be dogshit at actual anatomy and perspective

I can't unsee it now and it reminds me of some creepy pasta images with the little girl brushing her hair.

Nah. I enjoy shaving, even if I suck at it.

I'd hit it.

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What where you expecting, given what you already saw?

It's so dumb how artists put "by request" in their more degenerate works. As if that changes the fact that they choose to draw it.

Girl has a crush on a guy but finds out the hard way he's gay and riding a dude.

it's to advertise to other people that they take requests

>Dated qt girl for 5 years from junior year of high school through graduation
>Fucked it up by being a retard
>4 years later
>She messages me randomly asking if I want to hang out and get something to eat after not talking for 3 years
>Kinda want to take her up on it
>Learn she had a kid in the meantime
I'm so lonely bros, but I don't want to be a literal cuck

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Just do it, user. It can just be friendly. Stop thinking about Yea Forums when you make decisions - you want to do it, so do it. It’ll be nice to catch up.

You should do it if you think it'll make you happy, and if someone having kids even matters to you. All the cuck memes get spammed by people who don't care about you or would do anything for you, and this goes beyond just what you're talking about but in general. Focus on what makes you happy dude, because no one else cares.

Here's the thing.
Cucking is only a thing in a legit fetish and on the internet. It has nothing to do with what you're implying. If you want nothing to do with kids I would avoid her.
If you want to just fuck, maybe do it once or twice then cut it off. Use your brain boy.

just go talk to her and be friendly but not gushy. at most fuck her a time or two and just be done with it.

I kek'd

lmao, ghosts you for 3 years then suddenly reaches out to you when she needs her beta bux. take advantage of that but never think of anything more than short term

The boy was just kneading some dough, though.

have you ever brapped during sex

They broke up. Not ghosted. Keeping in contact with people immediately after a relationship is never smart, anyway. Then you just end up in this amorphous half-relationship.

Hasn’t everyone?

i haven't. although to be fair I've never had a gf, just a few flings

i imagine being gay you likely fart a lot

Not as often as you’d think, actually.

so do you just ignore it?

wheres the reach pc beta that was promised for april ?

Yea.

Most people fart during sex in 2 ways.

1. When they're cumming. Doesn't matter because it's already over.
2. When they had burritos for lunch and were too stupid to take a dump and a shower before sex. Very bad.

There's also the fact that air sometimes gets trapped in pussies and gets forced out. I remember railing my gf in high school and us both busting out laughing when it happened. Good times.

You need to have to self confidence to get out there and meet new women. There are plenty of others out there, minus a kid.

Sounds like she stepping stoned you. Time to show her how it feels.

That's deplorable. WTF is wrong with you?

Gay sex between guys is the most wholesome thing there is to life.

Don't give me that faggotry. You wanted to see gay on straight man cuckolding of straight women.

>gay on straight man
user if he fucks dudes hes gay

also the source turned out to be straight but incest, who's degen here?

>gay chucking vs incest

Pretty sure incest is more pure here.

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Was Cortana black, white or asian?

hologram

Her mind is a copy of Dr Hailey, who is a white woman.