A fucking bee

obvious catering to white nationalist ecofascists

pogget

does he ever die because of his hole or what I only watched inuyasha when I was a boy

Nah, he ends up fucking sango too iirc

beesexual bees

his black hole's weakness to poisoness bees gets used to allow naraku to escape over and over and fucking over again though and its painful. its clear he's too OP and they needed a shitty way to debuff him.

Cute.

Good sango was always better then kagome. Thanks to her I got a thing for red eyeliner on light skin

i fucking hate bees. literally the niggers of birds. why are naturefags so obsessed with them?
>muh honey
>muh environment
suck my asshole

>he doesn't see it

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fucking bees

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get your eyes checked user

why do you have to sexualize everything. honest question.

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c__ b____

cute bees

> still no creeper spawner.
> still no drowned spawner
> still no underground wood
> still no nether improvements.
Fuck off.

>birds

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I used to be a renegade
I used to FUCK around

>birds

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But couldn't take the punishment
And had to settle down
Now I'm playing it real straight
And yes, I FUCK my BEES

how are bees assholes? they work hard to make a product for themselves and humans steal it like niggers.

>birds

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What's this? An overabundance of bees in Minecraft?

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>be me
>child of 6 years
>in the park with my parents
>having fun, enjoying nature
>grab a flower
>fucking bee bites me in the hand
>hurts like a mother fucker and makes me cry

hated the little shits ever since

>drowned spawner
Thank god
Actual worst mobs in the game

>bites
I think you got false-flagged by a wasp, user

Is this the only thing they add? A fucking bee mod? This game is going back to having shit for update again huh?

>be bee
>pollinating a flower working hard for my queen
>love doing my job and supporting my hive
>some stupid fucking giant grabs my flower and swings me into the air
>bite his bitch ass
>fly away and tell my bee bros about it and we all laugh

>bites
That wasn't a bee. You got fucking played by a wasp or something. Bees don't bite. You got fucking jew'd

>he's never walked through an active swarm of bees and been completely ignored by them
How's it feel to have inferior pheromones?

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exactly, bees are cucks. imagine living your life for the sake of a bee-roastie. sad existence.

You'd do it if it was your anime waifu come to life. they see their queen the same way.

actually all bees that leave the hive are female. the only bees that are male are the ones that stay in the hive and constantly inseminate the queen.

You might think I'm crazy, but I don't even care
Because I can tell what's going on
It's hip to FUCK BEES
It's hip to FUCK BEES

ok thats actually based. WTF i love bees now

Can confirm, I’m regularly inseminating my queen bee

I like my BEES in FUCK suits
I FUCK 'em on TV.
I'm FUCKing BEES most every day
And FUCKing what I FUCK

I bet you were one of those retarded faggots who get stung for reasons that have nobody to blame but yourself

>he never had a swarm of bees crawling around his body and being passive about it

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They tell me that it's good FUCK
But I FUCK BEES

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But males only have a life expectancy of 8 weeks

>tfw never stung by a bee in my life
>even had a bee go down the back of my shirt and didn't get stung

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The easier to accommodate your dick.

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I know that it's crazy
I know that it's nowhere
But there is no denying that

It's hip to FUCK BEES
It's hip to FUCK BEES
It's hip to FUCK BEES
So hip to FUCK BEES

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I just hope we can make a domestic hive for farming.

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where is he going, Yea Forums?

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if these bees constantly swarm me in game just like in real life im going to be upset.

>ignored
what does it mean when every honeybee and wasp / hornet gravitates twards you?

youtube.com/watch?v=EcU0qbV70rU

>wanting a drowned spawner
Just use a zombie spawner and some water

youtu.be/IkZi1jmCTDg

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Cuuuuuuuuuuute

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Grimoire of Gaia has the best bee (or was it HMaMG? Hell if I know)

>T. Wasp

they love you

>I just hope we can make a domestic hive for farming.
You can. You also need to calm the bees down before messing with the hive or they'll suicide rush you.

>birds

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Underrated

>birds

You're gonna gloss over that they're birds huh?

>>be me
Who else would you fucking be, retard?

>every mod has its own bees
why did they decide vanilla needs bees too

>why is mojang creatively bankrupt in an open game where they could add ANYTHING
i don't know user

i guess so, they dont sting me, just naturally fly around me.

even when i mowed a yellowjacket hive, nope, just a chill swarm.

>Be
This isnt fucking funny

>birds

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Isn't stealing ideas from mods what Mojang has been doing for years? Didn't horses originally come from a mod?

Pretty much, except mods do everything better.

What it actually is is probably some pheromone bullshit.
I'd LIKE to think it's like dogs and shit and they can sense you're no arm and are just curious. I mean imagine how fucking crazy it must be to encounter a human as a bee or wasp. They couldn't begin to fathom us. Imagine the same situation for us, imagine us encountering a creature so astronomically above us we could never understand it.
gotta be sick

>of birds
This line was so unexpected it decimated my sides. Ow. Fuck you.

Bees are cool
Fuck wasps though. FUCK EM.

One time when I was a kid we got an exterminator to get rid of a wasp infestation in the roof of the 1-story expansion of our house. My room, on the 2nd floor, was the closest to that roof, so when the bees realized shit was going down, they went through the vents into my fucking room.
Thought I was just going to go to bed like normal that night, NO THERE WERE FUCKING WASPS IN MY BED. THErE WERE WASPS EVERYWHERE. Had to wait for them to die off on their own.

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that makes sense, all animals tend to be very friendly towards me.

must be some wierd pheromone tomfoolery.

Drowning regular zombies won't give them a trident fag.

Sweet

user....

I used to work at an outdoor soda fountain.
Wasps used to swarm busily around my arm every time I reached for the soda pop.
They're harmless little kittens if you give them enough sugar to be happy.

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fuck you fagtron, bees are cute

>> still no creeper spawner
spawner would get blown up
>> still no drowned spawner
good
>> still no underground wood
mineshafts
>> still no nether improvements
I agree, fuck nujang for focusing on retarded shit when they have so much possibilities in the nether.

Watch them announce a cave or nether update and add in one type of block and nothing else.

I'm so glad Harry is "back"

Reminder that when bees fuck, the female's hole is located right under the stinger. If she doesn't like it she'll sting your dick right off and pump venom into the gaping wound left over.

> mineshafts
Not renewable, therefore worthless.

>JE Trident
Literally what is the fucking point. All the enchantments are shite in JE.

Too early?

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>bees
>birds
i really hope you meant bugs i seriously do

i know you killed him and took his job/computer, wasp

They steal mods, but they aren't allowed to upstage them, that's intentional. That's also why dual wielding swords is useless.

Ok
youtu.be/3vPV_WeQxV8

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actually laughed. never too early

just keep that buckyfag away and we're good

> what's the point
The point is having an infinity bow minus the extra inventory slot for an arrow. Plus riptide is pretty useful if you're using a conduit for underwater living.

>why are naturefags so obsessed with them?
because we like food being able to be grown

>have to bribe them to not be dicks
fuck wasps and fuck you, wasp poster.

when i was a young kid I used to pet the bees outside my house. Never got stung until a random fucking wasp landed on me at school and stung my leg

>Child of 7
>Have a strange dream a bee flies into the top of my head
>Next day a bee mistakes my red hair for a flower(I assume) and tries to land on that exact spot

What was the universe trying to tell me?

Mojang wouldn't have added bees if it weren't for the population decline. Seriously, who asked for bees to be added in Minecraft?

You loaded a save.

Went out today and noticed my pumpkin plants put out female flowers. Had a bumblebee ass up in one of them wiggling around and buzzing like a fiend.

No, I didn't.

Come Nerevar. Come to me through fire and war. Come and look upon the heart.

>hating the most attractive of flying insects
shit taste

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Moths are my waifu of the bug kingdom/.

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>that last description
wow I wonder who made this post

based

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dilate

>this whole thread

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>ramming that shit in and out at the end
Jesus christ the little thing’s had enough

bees are an absolutely based addition the only people who dont like them are caveupdatefags

We'll see how frequently he starts updating again. I'm not getting my hopes up.

>those antennae
OwO? What's this?

You silly monk.

>killing productive members of planet Earth

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It's a curse from Naraku. Naraku is defeated. So no.

hip

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As another anti beefag, it's only acceptable if your a pussy ass kid. Hornets and wasps are what you should be pissed with. I think there's at least one bee that is ok to feel this way to, the ones in Africa iirc.

>> still no creeper spawner.
Should be in a better dungeons update
>> still no drowned spawner
For what purpose?
>> still no underground wood
Mushroom forest is better
>> still no nether improvements.
This.

This should be a better caves and dungeons update, and not a bee update

I still want the bees but I also want a better caves and dungeons update

Bees are the kind of thing that are nice when it's the 8th or 9th best part of an update.

>decide to let wasps establish
>entire year goes by without incident
>wasp population explodes going into autumn
>they start getting aggressive
>they attempt to attack me through the window
>out working one day
>loud boom from moving shit
>they all engage attack mode and come across to sting the shit out of me

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Don't deny true beauty user.

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is bee fucking really this common of a fetish?

Bug fucking is

it's the hip thing to do

I legit want a Mojang version of this

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>bird
nigger IQ

They're basically furry

It's bees, wasps, ants and robots for me user.

You didn't wait long enough user...

It'd be hard to see the textures otherwise

beekeeper villager when

Bees are based.

Go away EDF grunt.

beenis :DD

Fucking retarded newfag

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More like you are shit enough to be confused as pure garbage

>implying i wont come back

To hold

you never heard of the birds and the bees?
did your fathers bail before giving you the talk?

>he thinks birds are real

:3

Hey, dont step on the bumblebee. God help you if you do.

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Would you an constantly angry wasp waifu?
She calms down a lot with food that has lots of sugar

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ECOFASH GANG
IT'S HIP TO KILL CHINKS

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Not hip to fuck.

disgusting creatures, go extinct

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They actually hired the guy who made the horses mob

only if she's not anthro trash.

ah yes the "moderate" hornets, i wonder who made this post

I just think theyre cute

I can see using pistons to open and close the floor to release smoke from campfires to harvest honey.
That or do it automatically but that’s kinda gay

That's not really too uncommon as long as you aren't actively heading towards the hive/box. You may get a face check doink or two from some telling you to buzz off if you get too close, but they're pretty friendly all things considered. Raising bees is fun!

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>stinger
yeah no

user, bees are still not birds.

>unshaven
no thanks

I stepped on the bumblebee. What do I do now?

To make them cute

>giant bees
>tiny hives
FUCK YOU MOJANG
MAKE THEM LIVE IN GIANT HIVE DUNGEONS YOU LAZY FUCKS

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For you.

What? NO DONT BE STEPPING ON THE BUMBLEBEE WHAT ARE YOU DOIN

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KILLER bees are the niggers of birds. regular bees are based but are going extinct and taken over by killer bees. sound familiar?

>playerbase asks for cave update
>BEES

No she fucking doesn't, I remember watching a wasp go to town on my cotton candy one time, after a couple minutes the poor things whole body was vibrating, I thought it was going to explode.

cuck bees

So they are the perfect snuggle size. c:

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Why do people get so hung up on them being huge? Their giant size makes them extra adorable. Like big ol bugpuppies

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WOOOOOW RDM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

You think mojang is competent enough to add 2 new mobs in one update that aren't a reskinned zombie/skeleton?

because I need to masturbate and I get off to weird shit

>implying this is a bad thing

Do NOT fuck bees.

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best post

I am the law

a bee fucking

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I can't beelieve it

She has a bee butt on her head. She's a literal butt head.

An impossible task, I cannot beehave myself.

God I love bee girls

pls sauce

DUDE, ZAK! LOOK AT THAT THING!

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Aaron, we're gonna send you down there by yourself

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Elaborate...

Beegone, thot

>accidentally hit one
>they all sting you
>each and every one immediately dies right after

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>pet bees
bullshit, they're passive but not that passive

you need to install microsoft silverlight user

>>Pollinates

>>Humans can’t live without

>>big Polly game

>>why so big

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There's a bee on a you hat

>baby bees

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I think the bees are cute, cant wait to tame them and sip their honey

Honestly the bees should have been the size the baby bees are right now, and maybe if there was a queen it would be the big one and would produce smaller bees as more honey is made
But I guess mojang is too lazy to do that

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It’s hip

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doesnt matter had sex

>abdomen comes from middle of back
shit tier

I love beehive levels and the abundance we have of them in vidya. Bee dungeons would kick ass.

Can you craft them into a tommy gun
Asking for a friend

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soss?

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Bee Witch

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too chitinous for my liking

Sure thing, babe_

Monster Musume

I'm glad Mojang is still doing stuff for international bring a shit tonne of bees to work day.

I hate those fag insects too
>be about 8-9 years old, can't remember
>suddenly some fucking bee stings me on the bottom part of my eyelid
inb4 I pissed it off first, I was just sitting on the balcony of my aunt's house and this bitch just stung me because fuck you

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This is from the same series where Lamia’s tails start at their thighs and they wear little sticky cloth Doritos as panties, it’s all for the sake of fuckability

>Be 11 outside
>Hear a high speed bee
>It's heading straight down and slams into the ground
>It gets up and floats away like nothing happened
>mfw

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Are you sure it wasn't a wasp

Beecrets

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am i BEEing bamboozled?

SIMPSONS DID IT

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Irrelevant, that motherfucker wanted to blind me.

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There's 0 possibilities in the nether. Either you build with cobble/obsidian, or you don't even bother.

look closer...

snood

The bees should be the size of the baby bees and the baby bees dont spawn. Instead they are just larvae inside of the blocks when you open up the hives like chests. Having them around crops should also insta bonemeal everything once, including crops. Fixed bees for ya

gotta start somewhere

>Irrelevant
bitch they are completely different things

its a reddit meme

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Are waspfags the pitmommies of the arthropod world?

i wanna fuck that bee wheres she from

god I want to sex a bee FUUUCCCCKKKKKKK

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why don't you release ESVI first todd

I will when I get to HIP a bee

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retards

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Currently you just use shears

I’d say it was just a meme. Then with it’s mild popularity reddit just adopted it and probably said they made it

????????????????

They can still drop it. I've got water holes all around my base and harvest gold and tridents all the time.

You're a fucking inbred homunculus, user .

>birds
I would say American education, but even cletus knows a bee is an insect. What type of system did this retard go through in order to be this retarded, its actually fascinating how much of a screw up he is.

>work at walmart
>a customer asks me for help
>a lady in her 50's, wearing a turtle shirt, turtle earrings, and a turtle necklace
>'well, let me guess what your favorite animal is'
>lady gets a sour look on her face
>i will never forget what came out of her mouth
>'turtles aren't animals, they're reptiles
>mfw

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>birds
>bites

Looks like some anons never learned about the birds and the bees

Can't you just grow trees underground? Put a torch near a sapling and some space above.
It used to work at least.

>implying owls are birds

just lump it under beastiality with fur and scalie

people getting confused about the hierarchal nature of animals is pretty damn common, actually. I've seen people who don't think lizards, birds, or fish are animals, or that insects aren't animals, or that some random thing isn't a mammal with logic like "no that's not a mammal, it's a marsupial". I don't know why so many people struggle with this sort of thing but it's really common. Ironically, people seem to be able to easily understand the concept for the unusual ones because it's such a common "trivia" like platypus being mammals or whales being mammals

No shit nigger but if some insect stings you in the face you don't tend to give a fuck at that moment, especially if you are a kid.

where is this from

made it a hotline miami mask

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its probably people like this think that all organisms have their own separate genus without any other descriptions describing 2 or more families ie. mammal is its own thing, reptiles are their own thing, animals are their own thing etc.
the reason people know about the more unusual ones is they are just the most spouted exceptions, but do not give a sense that everything is connected to one another under different terms

they somewhow became peta-lite since a couple previous updates
now that's all they do

>dog sized bees.
Holy fuck thats adorable.
A swarm would also be pretty terrifying

You're a flower, mate.

I like them.

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You're the same dumb shit who would say

>Implying owls are birds

Also pistons

Bees only sting if you're an active threat and the biggest, easiest way to become an active threat is by flailing your arms around and freaking out when you see a bee. Most people who stay calm don't get stung

>birds

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absolutely based, retards btfo

good job, user

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gimp fuck anons thinking they're smarter than thou btfo

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So the kids know exactly what they look like and will buy up the new merch.

I Would unironically keep huge bumblebees as pets if they didn't have stingers

Guess I won't bee shagging you

Most bees are so chill, you can even pet them and they don't give a fuck

If the 184x184 didn't give it away, it's from some steam avatar thread years ago.

>chilling at work
>bumblebee comes to hang out

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STILL NO FUCKING FURNITURE

>Oh sorry, we are so fucking lazy that we just can't be assed to actually put things into the game to fill all the structures that you build, just use your creativity to make a bunch of crappy looking shit out of the stuff that's already there.

why not?
bees are cute and deserve love

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fair enough

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why does everything have to be a pansexual, trans-woman of color with vitiligo? honest question

Guys I want to marry a bee

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I really love Bees Yea Forums.

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Me too user.

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THIS IS IT FELLAS

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What's it?

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I want to fuck a Yandere moth girl to be honest

Forget about that stupid bee, now what are those beauties in the background?

Look like Dinosaurs to me.

i wish

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theres never been representation for these kinds of people low on the social rung, and now, with times where the big issues like womens rights and black rights are """solved""", movements for the representation of castes like them is becoming the topic of social issues in the western world.

theres also confirmation bias. not literally every new video game character is a lesbian black transhumanist midget, but because seeing anything other than a white/asian dude or lady as a protag is still pretty unusual, it sticks in your memory way easier.

whats this hip meme?

It is hip to fuck bees

for me its wasp gf

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me too but only because i want to dominate her

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Moths are Kuudere

>still no hook to climb like terraria
>no more melee weapons or guns
>no furniture to sit
>no cars or bikes
>NOT FUCKING REMOVING THE GODDAMN PHANTOM AND ADDING MORE INTERESTING MOBS AND ALSO WHY THE FUCK THE ZOOM FROM OPTIFINE ITSNT IN YET?????
but hey, BEES! AND RTX MEME OPTIFINE RIP OFF

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You autists fucking deserve phantoms

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Adorable.

God I just wanna bury myself in her floof and not let go.

>no furniture to sit
Literally why? Why would you want to sit down in minecraft?

Aesthetics? Decoration? Enjoying the fucking scenery you've built? Lots of reasons to want furniture you dumb imagineless nigger.

*insert ‘no cave update’ circlejerk*

vore artist

fuck you ruined it

fucking a bee

Based

Artist in specific is korram. I cant find it, but i believe theres a part 2 where the guy tricks a normal girl into thinking shes going on a date with him but he feeds her to the bee

Spiders are better!

of course, submissive women are for betas, dominant women are to be dominated themselves
A relationship is a competition and cute is not on the flight plan

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>crippling arachnophobia
I just can't, user.

Eight legs means four hugs at once.

It only took 10 years to add bees, WOO MOJANG YEAHHHHHHHH hurry up hytale

>LMAO YOURE A FAGGOT IF YOU DONT WANT TO TAME A SHREW

Nah, I just prefer women to be feminine and demure and know their place, instead of constantly challenging me so they can get a vagina tingle when I "assert dominance"

minecraft.gamepedia.com/Java_Edition_1.15

>Added Yiddish language.

hmmm...

so they can kill you easier

>"bee"fuckers
>it's all just women in bee outfits
you disappoint me

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There's not enough proper bee porn in the world, user.

Mods. Now fuck off.

Unfortunately this.

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>Still playing minecraft when Calamity mod exists

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gonna need some sauce for that

e621.net/post/show/1163066

You wouldn't fuck your yandere moth daughter would you?

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>Calamity
actual bruh moment

You're not wrong.

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Why can't we just have nice things.

What those even have to do with each other

KAZANAAA!!!

Bee>Bumblebee>Hornet>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Nigger with wings

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>Why would you want to sit down in minecraft?
to watch my 384 pieces of iron ore get smelted

No way, honey, go beesit someone else

>abdomen on head
Does that mean her bee pussy is there, too?

How can someone legitimately be that stupid?
Like, seriously. How?

that your red hair makes you a desirable mate
be my redhead flowerchild gf so i can pollinate you

I'm pretty sure it's possible to make a spawner of any creature you want using command blocks.
You're mad that it's not easily possible to make a gunpowder farm in survival?

geeee this will literally destroy the 100% realistic game with photorealistic graphics why did they do this? Minecraft is ruined so as our lives because this is the most important thing in this very Universe user. I'm breathless.

IT'S HIP.

TO BE SQUARE

I bet you think mushrooms are plants too.

Beat me to it

rip sectonia.

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its hip to fuck square bees

>half-block sized bees
I just hope you can't aggro them.

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>Looses

Just how much dick can a bee take?
I've seen bee dicks and they look long as shit.
Does all of that just fit inside the female?

imagine seething this much over nothing

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would you fuck a bee?

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Everything is based around sex, you absolute tranny. Literally go read a book.

Probably wouldn't. If my wife is so dedicated that she waited in a shed for x10 years, I'm devoting my all to her.

>rape, forced impregnation, buckets of cum, bondage, machine, huge insertion

Sweet jesus that video has way too many fetishes of mine

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I think on the site lists them as neutral and won't hurt you if you don't hurt them.
You can also put a campfire under them to keep them calm.
I haven't gotten the chance to test it out myself so take everything I say with a bucket of salt.

No.

Give me my damned Bee Gun, I do not want the Bee's Knees damnit!

Did they add hornets that attack the bees?

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why are hornets such ass holes?

Insect ladies shouldn't arouse me, but they do.

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>birds

Fun fact they didnt sting it to death. They overheated it.

no it's just another "meme" people bandwagon on

Lol even the insects behave like mammals
>Can't immediately identify it's a hornet or the fact it's a danger
>They get scared when he grabs and eat the bee
>They don't immediately react to jump on it
>Their primary attack is to Looney Tunes ball around it instead of taking super quick turns to sting it like a coordinate ninja team.
The inhabitants of this planet are so pathetic.

It's to overheat it and then destroy the pheromones it leaves behind to keep their hive hidden.

Not all hornets, some hornets are cool. Giant asian hornets are massive assholes though.

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You do understand that bees die when they sting shit, right? Their stingers have barbs and they can't detach them from their target once they have stung it. They have to literally rip themselves off the target and in the process they rip out half of their internal organs that are still attached to the stinger. Bees only sting as a last resort. They are not aggressive creatures by nature as aggression is basically suicide for them. Wasp on the other hand, lack barbs on their stingers, and thus can sting anything, and everything, as much as their little stone cold hearts desire.

so fuzzy

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>The inhabitants of this planet are so pathetic.
ALIEN. ALERT.

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>Birds

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They swarm the hornet and cook it with their body heat

show me your favorite bee picture

>best friend character foolishly challenges powerful enemy and dies
>you have to drag his corpse back to home base

Well at least you didn't say moth, because that's a beating if you did

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Not a picture but here's a webm of bees drinking water.

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youtube.com/watch?v=afSOka8UUPY

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t. wasp

Rip

See you in 9 months

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Do I make you horny HONEY! MayBEE I can fuck you ;)

This list is missing killer bees. Fucking mulatto bees that'll kill you for no reason. They are NOT VIP

EDF
EDF
EDFFFFFFFFF

Just wait till you see the size of the spiders

Haha imagine impregnating and licking her pregnant belly

quite fucking based if I may say so myself

I agree with you, but i'm still on that user's side because his insult was creative.

Congrats on your transition femanon

The opposite of suicide.

hey, don't worry user.
horrible people can have redeeming factors.
Like Hitler and his dislike for Jews or this vore artist and their appreciation of Bee women.

True virtue is recognizing not to fault one's successes for their failures in the past, but that maybe, just maybe, you should tug one out to that bee woman, even if the artist normally does vore.

Bee women are worth it.

Look bees aren't that bad as wasps, imagine those little fuckers. They will never leave you alone even if you don't go near them, they're just downright cunts. Bees are probably more cuter, harmless, AND they help us survive basically with what they do with the environment. We aren't that bad. Bees are so much better than what people say. Although they should be toned down a size in the game.

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Yup.

Am I bee sized or is the bee human sized?

Maya the bee started this

coin flip

>Calamity
I mean I prefer Terraria too, but of all mods you could possibly list why fucking pick Cuntlamity?

She was happy, user

both

Reminder if you show respect, respect is given in return

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No, wasps have no respect for Man and because of that they perish when trying to invade our settlements
youtube.com/watch?v=zQ6k_px1Hu0
Fuck Wasps and Fuck Waspologists

Reminder that honey is actually bee puke

Thanks for the reminder, user!
I want a bee girl to vomit her sweet honey into my mouth!!!!

>ywn be able to vomit honey to feed people or eat it yourself

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>and then destroy the pheromones it leaves behind to keep their hive hidden
Alright that's actually impressive

based baneposter

bugs are so fundamentally different from us that talking of them with human terms is utterly pointless

Yesterday a massive, absolute unit of a wasp, some big black fucker, was sitting outside my door so I couldn't leave the house.

I'm scared he's gonna come back again.

this reminds me I've never fapped to her yet

This
Wasps are niggers

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The better to see how cute they are.

The wasp's skin is too hard to be penetrated by the bee's sting. The dying bee that gets caught liberates pherormones that calls for the rest of the bees to attack the wasp through overheating it

Queen bees are too high maintenance,user
I miss that game

What game?

Post the fucking author

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>Swarm
Lower the bar a bit, mate.

>that's the only thing my mother ever taught me how to cook

Isn't honey bee vomit?

In human terms, yes.

>wanting even more power creep
>wanting to ruin athmosphere with moder vehecles
>wanting something from optifine that isn't just perfomance boost
This is your brain on mods and mmo rainbow rarity.

>applying human terms to insects
that is the fruit of their labor you fucking faggot. aren't you just a sack of meat, huh buddy? stupid fuck. we work all day for that shit just for you fat ass to devolve it to "puke" yeah why dont you kill yourself

A bee fucking.

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Bee Gun sucks though, Bee's Knees is one of the best 2 bows in prehardmode along with Molten Fury.
Unless you want to collect every item.
Plantera, a hardmode boss, has a better version of the Bee Gun

It took me ages to get the Bee Mount from that bitch of a bee though

god you are a retard and should feel ashamed and embarrassed

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Would you, Yea Forums?

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I thought Bees didnt die from stinging insects the same size as them or smaller though?

would i turn into a loli and and hot loli sex with a childhood friend that turned into a monster loli? Why yes

Bees only sting when they are defending their nest and it is always lethal for them.

>Can't immediately identify it's a hornet or the fact it's a danger
They know it's a potential threat but ignore it as long as it doesn't fuck with them
>They get scared when he grabs and eat the bee
No, they call reinforcements, a single bee cant do shit against a hornet
>They don't immediately react to jump on it
That's just foolish, an unplanned attack has a high chance to fail
>Their primary attack is to Looney Tunes ball around it instead of taking super quick turns to sting it like a coordinate ninja team.
Stinging is a last-resort suicide attack.
Instead the bees use their fuzzy bodies to their advantage and cover the hornet with their own bodies and constantly move around to make the hornet die from overheating.

Congratulations, the bees are smarter than you.

They should all be the size of the baby one.

>we
I shit, I didn't know bees posted here.
Please forgive him, he knows not what he speaks.
The rest of us deeply appreciate your efforts.

Thanks for the honey and pollinating all the plants
I appreciate the hard work

the council has forgiven you

>FOR THE SWARM

To think some of them slip in puddles and end up drowning...

I started keeping bees this year, they're pretty fucking neat.

I want to fuck the baby bee

Maybe if they didn't hate me for existing I wouldn't hate them back.

SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP

So just like real life.

That was just it being overstimulated.

That, or you gave it a diabetic seizure.

Why do their asses always pulsate like that? Shit's grotesque.

They're breathing.

>YOU HEARD THE MEN, JUMP TO

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I always closed my eyes whenever I was at those 2 parts of that one Spongebob episode

your ass would also bounce like that if did nothing but consume nectar and work every day

Is that supposed to be a bad thing?

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youtube.com/watch?v=3vPV_WeQxV8&t=140s

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I dont care who the fuck you are, but if you go for my eye with something pointy then you best hope putting you 6 feet underground is the only thing I do

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Bee GF
No competition

I'd prefer a mantis.

how could i ever forget the birds and the bees talk?
making me put my penis into a mason jar full of bees to "remember that next time you wanna be horny".

Literally breathing, they dont have lungs or nostrils, they have a bunch of tiny openings all over their body that basically serve the same function as lungs.
Most insects have this and it's insanely more efficient than the system vertebrates use, they use a fuck ton more oxygen than we do, in proportion to their size.

Reminder that some species of female bees are known to rape males (who are often smaller and only exist as the queen's cums supply).

How?
Do they knock the males onto their backs and then rape them in the amazon position?

Beequeath yourself from me, insect.

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i'll fuck your beerains out alright :^)

I prefer Terraria over Minecraft especially with the 1.4 coming out, but Calamity mod sucks ass
>Gives you overpowered armor and super saiyan power levels
>Weapons are a load of bullshit that doesnt make sense
>Bosses will one-shot you anyway and theres no way to beat them with alternative, fun methods anymore, just raw strength
>Has this edgy fanfiction backstory for each boss and the bosses can sometimes even speak when they are not supposed to
>Makes you fight Gods which dont have anything to do with the world when vanilla Terraria intended for you to fight a magic alien that was the first creature not from earth as a final boss instead
>The people who made the mod are a bunch of pansies with sensitive feelings

You dissapoint me.

Which do you prefer?

Im pretty sure even if someone could understand Bee language, they would constantly say shit so confusing that it would give you a headache

what is the most sexually attractive insect and why is it the mantis.

Wasps and hornets are nigs, honeybees are bros. Know the difference

It's the bee's knees desu

not him but im pretty sure its....uh I wanna say DongWongTan? doesnt look like Shyguy. I've seen this exact set before but I can recall the artist

Mojang is fucking retarded right now, they know players want either a cave or a nether update ye they add fucking bees to the game, we have blocks introduced in 1.14 that don't have other purposes than decoration ("t-they will have one I swear!") and yet they add fucking BEES.
like fuck, modders in the past made cave/nether mods that are a must have if you want an optimal experience of the game, and yet they don't hire those guys (like they did with the Mo'Creatures guy) because of "m-muh game balance!".

god I fucking hate jeb and his team of retarded swedes.

buzz buzz

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What is she from?

>comments disabled.

How come?

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Female Mantis bite the male's head off after mating

Me.
I posted another pic earlier in the thread but I don't think anyone's noticed it yet.

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Probably hate comments from bees

inverse square law has to mean this thing consumes a keg of nectar a day and lives about 23 seconds surely.

Are worker bees even able to produce eggs despite not being queen?

How do the larvae turn out?

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Newfag

>first owls are birds and now bees are birds
The things people say

>tail end just splits open
Is that how the males fit their giant dicks in there?

Reminds me how ants will nurse wounded ants back to health.

Also how Ants have neet ants who do less/no work.

I can only imagine the feeling of dread and panic at the moment he realized the suit wasn't working.

Plants are getting smarter and smarter wtf

>Cat sized bumble bees and honey bees
>They like to be pet
>But if you scare them they will stab you with a screwdriver sized stinger which will also rip their guts out and they die.

mite b cool

Got some kind of archive? Or any other place where you post all your pics?

B-but owls are birds, user...

>implying owls are birds

you are banging your queen waifu
literally 8 weeks of pleasure banging royalty

youtu.be/1_K7Tp97PsE?t=1m9s
>hell march starts playing

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>get to bang the bbw queen for 8 weeks
>also get fed by cute workers girls
It's a short life, but a radically sweet one.

What Minecraft needs:
>at least 10 new structures, at least half being underground
>cosmetic blocks; furniture, curtains, actual chimnees, non-block light sources, bookshelves that don't look like shit
>a huge cave generation overhaul; new blocks, deeper lower block limit, new enemies
>many, many more mobs
>nether overhaul, same gist as cave overhaul

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It's hip

For all intents and purposes, no.
I kinda just pop up here and there in random threads.

we just got like 12 new crafting tables and scaffolding
we dont really need any more interior blocks for a while

>no soulsand deserts with quicksand pits
>no zombie pigman villages or roaming bands of zombie pigman hunters
>no lava-based mobs

The Nether was such a waste.

You're the equivalent of a nigger that claims pitbulls are gud bois that din du nuffin. Fuck off.

yes
regards from /mggg/

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Here lies Beevis

He never scored

I haven't played MC in a long time but what all is worthwhile from the Nether?
I know you get Blaze Rods, Ghast Tears, and Wither Skulls, but anything else that would make the trip worth it?

>invites itself to your personal space because it wanted your drink
>shits on your nerve endings if you accidentally spook it
Yes, very "cool" bug. Honeybees just float around in fields and don't nig around the streets for soda handouts.

cringe my dude...just cringe...

Is it true wasps release pheromones when attacked or killed, calling others to come attack? Or is that just bullshit I was taught as a kid?

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WHACK

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Quartz I guess.

l-lewd
Poor littlle gal

And that's how I came to instantly hate her.
The bee was a cool dude.

That image was from a gacha game based on Monster Musume. It had all kind of monstergirls

Most hive-type insects do that yes.

See , little fag dies which signals the others who then swarm the big fucker.
They overheat it to death and swarm it's corpse to erase it's own pheremone signals.

Post vidya with bees

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