OH NO

>solid state drive drive

Dev kit

Said the 30 year old using the OH NO NO meme

Honestly not bad. Me and my 3 non binary partners will probably love it.

Reminds me of the PS4 Dev kit.
Though, the retail design is probably gonna be some form of black rectangle.

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we cyberpunk in real life now bros

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>pause button
>on a console

Hm?

I havent bought an alarm clock in forever

I know this is the dev kit but it would actually be the best design. We get meme bricks every year and this actually looks like something new/futuristic. Those vents look like it would actually run a GPU at 2Ghz.

Is for blurays

what do you put in the middle, rolling rock?

Oh you mean the movie games

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I'm drinking Rolling Rock on the Roll n Rocker!

Eh. It's obvious that it's a dev kit. It really is surprising though that they go all in with the appearance for the dev kit even though it will obviously change later.

I would have thought dev kits would look like normal bricks. Not something like a finished product.

imagine still playing video games as a 30+ year old adult

on no no no haha!!!

PS3 looked like a grill, this looks like a humidifier.

it looks like tacky madcatz razor 1337 gamer gear

Hahahahahahaha

someone post the fake switch

Sorry but we can't have cool things. This is too cool to be real.

It's an isometric RPG.

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>letsgodigital
>a button to eject a disc
What the fuck?

these guys are heavy as fuck for a console

pc master race reporting in and that thing looks like a cool ass fuckin spaceship i might get one just to look at it and maybe use it as a cupholder or somethin

I mean I guess it's original? Sony is a shit company that deserves to die but who cares what it looks like?

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that's just the name of those who made the mockup, there's no need to pretend it means anything

kek that image hurts my head

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And here is your controller

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that'd be pretty good to like crack somebody on the head with

this and the n64 triple dick design were ultimate bludgeoning implements

I still don't understand after all these years why people thought this was real. (and trust me people REALLY believed in it)

it was

It could've been the australian controller

which would be entirely fine

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>being dumb enough to confirm was could have been easily written off as a fake

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because it WAS real, and had it on showcases and everything

they just dropped the idea before release

This is wrong.
It's actually a little thinner and less rounded.

Basically, imagine a standard PS4, except the front is flat, and a pie slice got taken out of the top half. It looks like that.

confirm what, what are you even trying to say

you are aware that this is just a mockup right? there's even the name of those who did it on it (letsgodigital), surely you can't be that dumb, right?

they should have thrown it

imagine the smell...

>vents pointing towards each other
Brilliant design sony

>not just hiding your consoles behind the TV out of reach or something so no one ever sees them
not like you need physical access to it with digital games and wireless controllers

well if they were actually blowing from both sides, it'd just end up going up. It's not really going to force itself inside it

Imagine posting on an anime video game board as an adult

Why would you just have a devkit in your bedroom?

it looks like an high end internet router or cable box. dumb children don't even know what "cable boxes" are anymore. Says a lot about society.

>SSD Drive

No way it's real, only a retard would make such a rookie mistake. it's like saying just for your fyi.

looks fucking amazing

>real
are you serious, there's even the logo of the news site that made the mockup on it

no one is even trying to pretend it's real, you must feel real special for figuring out that it's "fake"

Shills on overtime today. Hey buddy it's 7:30. Go home, enjoy the weekend.

Everyone puts their foot into your ps5 thinking it's a foot massager.

gamefreak is an even shittier company

>Solid State Drive Drive

>there's even the logo of the news site that made the mockup on it
Why do you expect some random guy online to read your lefty video game journalist "news" site you fucking shill

I never even heard about it until I seen that picture, yet still figured out right away because of it.

Where's the Republic of Gamers sticker

>X is a shit company
>Pokemon image
user...

unironically looks like a toilet seat

imagine buying consoles after age of 18

Let me show you a real portable toilet console.

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imagine having something you dont like in your living roon just to impress people who come to your house.

Let's get some Fosters and put some shrimp on the barbie mate.

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looks like a fuckin router

Hi Trefiveor Noah

ONCE WE WERE LIKE YOU, BOUND BY CONTROLLERS, BUT THEN WE MERGED WITH OUR CONSOLES TO BECOME UNBOUND.

Pleas be real. This looks so fucking stupid I wouldn’t be surprised if it was real. Please be real

I like the space in the middle between fans. It will help keep my pizza slice warm.

>SSDD

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>router
what kind of meme routers are you guys buying, gaming routers?

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It was real, they showed it off at E3 with it. I had a Microsoft sidewinder that kinda looked like it once. This would have been really dumb

Can't they just make something that's easy to clean? I fucking hate the PS4 Pro because it's hard to get into those spaces between the retarded layers.

M-metal gear??

This looks like a console from a Sims game.

You opened the box. We came.

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could imagine a scenario where the center piece is a removable dust filter

Who the fuck play on WiFi?

I'm gonna go on a whim here and guess this is a render of the dev kit which will not be the final product.

i just realized that I can't lift up a cast iron skillet and I want to kill myself.

SSD drive is an acceptable
same as LCD display

Don't take abbreviations literally, like an autist.

A LITERAL SQUAT TOILET

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It looks like a fucking battery pack for a power tool. Like, that retarded gaping thing is where the battery slides into the rail of the tool and the charger.

it also help people not familiar with the abbreviation, by adding "drive" you know what the fuck it is

spelling the whole thing would just be too long

>optical media isn't digital

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please tell us more, Sherlock

cool it has a built in pizza holder

This is kickass for heatsink airflow.

N64 was a grappling hook, actually.

Ah, nothing like a big ass V on your playstation that screams VIRGIN!!! Well at least the vents will keep the roaches out.

haha looks like it has a little slot for poo, maybe it heats it up a little.. lol like your girlfriends. just kidding..

>dev kit
>HURR DIS MUST BE IT, COME ON NINTENDTARDS, LET'S ONE UP THE SNOYFAGS

And if the final product actually turns out like this, you're gonna change your tune and start defending it

considering the amount of airflow it needs it will be jet engine 3.0 special edition

console prototypes are always weird at first. We wont see OP's image in anyone's home. I guarantee it.

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excellent for hard core gamers like myself. A very practical design to effectively disperse the heat from the hours of gaming I'm gonna be putting on this baby.

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that pic is not a dev kit

plenty, especially given some consoles don't even ship with a fucking ethernet port anymore

that's not a prototype, that's the design of the actual devkit. But these always look completely different to the retail console anyway.

I mean this site is 18+. Are you outing as an underage?

Girafarig backwards is Girafarig

Pizza slice warmer

I'm referring to a dev seeing the mock up and saying they had it sitting in their office which caused Sony raise a stink and get said devs twitter nuked.

>Letsgo Digital
>SSD Drive

what did they mean by this in 2020

user what point are you trying to make?

nothing, it's just a quickly-made mockup with no pretense of being anything else. It's not bait or anything, just a straight up mockup.

now with a Dick-warmer.

alien tech is finally in fashion!!!! We did it bros we've reached the next stage in culture.

I prefer my consoles to use vinyl records, thank you. It's the way games were really meant to be played.

That shit is unbound.

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Proof that snoyfags will eat any shit and say that this is innovative and better than other consoles, kek

What faction of space ship is this?

it looks like a modem but that's just the dev kit right?

Hard pass I rather get Stadia

>solid state drive drive

It wouldn't look out of place as a movie prop but one too many angles for an actual console.

but you can't even get stadia

you can subscribe to it...

You also need to own the game. Stadiacucks are going to be fun to shit on.

Is that LETSGODIGITAL shit going to always be there?

more like pay to play per game, I don't think that can be called owning

that's just the name of the news site that made the mockup, it's in no way something official or even pretending to be

>He says as he "buys" games to "own them" on steam

yes you can you get controller + ultra chrome cast which is stadia my little Snoy niglet

Imagine sticking your dick in the gap

Imagine buying a $999 toilet seat with no games

people might say that, but no, I don't

I think of it more like a long-term rental (I still have the game, but it might be voided someday -- unless I bought it on GOG anyway), which is fine because it's pretty rare I replay anything (if I replay something it's always stuff from my childhood).

I still pirate everything anyway, so I guess it doesn't matter.

Imagine just resting your dick in that wedge and letting the warm breeze from the fans just buffet your cock.

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You think this is worse than the brick we're actually going to get?

Don't ever reply to me again....

>faggots bitching about steam are just coping consolefags
nice

How pathetic do you have to be? You can feel the anger in this post. Go outside

They were trying to get rid of it though.

>ITT zoomers seething at the possibility of the minimalistic meme finally fucking off

Just hire Cerny the homosexual to do the Pyramid design and keep stacking it

If this is the actual dev kit you will get the same on retail with minimal changes

get fucked

Begone...

Underage detected.
It was real, that is a picture of the reveal. It was hated so much they reverted back to the dualshock

>SSD drive with a disc slot next to it
whoever designed this is uberbrainlet

it's a perfect design in terms of its thermal regulation. what more do you want

That's a money slot you fucking retard.

Minimalism is shit, sure. But this looks like fucking garbage. The only people liking this are absolute retards just going "blade runner muh blade runner we future blade runner now" like a pack of lobotomites.

Really reaching here.

A toilet seat over a garden bed is perfect for its ferilization.

smoking is a digesting habit and she should be ashamed of herself

Looks like a blu ray player fucked a internet modem and this is the bastard child.

it's not, this thing just has maximum surface area for ventilation. nothing about its design is for aesthetics

ABSOLUTE UNIT

you right should've gotten the u shape toilet seat to make it more obvious

Idort here, looks fine.

>hit FF
>game doesn't play faster
lame

oh also if an idle system is hot enough to create a constant warm breeze that system is shit

not really; human shit doesn't make good fertilizer because we don't have a thorough enough digestive process to prepare it for use in composting. If you dump human shit all over a garden the plants will die.

Sexy as fuck

i've never owned a console by sony and this looks good

No it's not.

now you can really play movies

He said prototype, pajeet, learn to read

>I dunno, that wouldn't be so bad.
This we can stream games faster than we can send information to monitors.

almost looks like bentusi exchange from homeworld

given the fact whoever designed it thinks and SSD drive is a disc drive i wouldn't count on it being real

>pajeet
back into your contrainment board you fucking neckbeard

As I said, Zoomer fags

Are those 5 usb ports on the right or 5 lights?

Two completely different toilets. The op just went full brainlet and saw blue. Your one actually looks like it
What an insecure little bitch

>SSD Drive
>Solid State Drive Drive

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I'm pretty sure that's for blu-rays user...

>the shit tray on the front is a nice feature, all that popcorns gotta go somewhere

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>What an insecure little bitch
fucking told, still not a dev kit NIGGER

SSD is placed next to it like thats what the drive is for

Those are for all the times I've gotten up from my couch to push pause and fast forward on the fucking console.

PS5 GLORIFIED MOVIE PLAYER LMAO

I honestly like it. Not love, but like. It beats the bland ass bullshit xbox and sony have churned out thus far. I'm looking at my ps4 pro right now and it's just a black rectangle. It would be nice to have something like looks sleek and elegant. Yes this is rather gaudy but at least its something.

Will it make flush sounds when buy microtransaction in fortnite ?

It's not about what's outside the box.
It's about what's inside it.

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the playback inputs are also next to it.

Its obviously fake but interesting concept. Almost looks portable.

considering the size of the disc, that thing isn't that big

Anyone get this vibe from it

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oof
have sex incel

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I thought it looked vaguely like one of the motherships out of homeworld

>PSS

rentfree nincel