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Greetings Agent 47, your mission is to infiltrate a Hitman Thread...
Jacob Torres
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Charles Murphy
What's your favorite map?
Isaac Peterson
>Going for Sniper Assassin challenge in Hawkes Bay
>Doing everything perfectly, never able to actually complete the challenge
>wtf is going on
>finally poison Alma's drink with rat stuff so she runs to the bathroom
>pop her in the head with the silenced sniper rifle
>hide her body
>finally complete the challenge
what in the fuck man, why is "bodies not found" requirement added to that challenge? Wasted so much of my god damn time
Daniel Rogers
When do you get a silent sniper you can bring along you missions?
William Stewart
There's a few you can get. Reaching lvl 15 mastery in the Colorado mission from the first game is the route I took
Caleb Gonzalez
Isle Of Sgail
Evan Ortiz
the whole epstein thing made me want a hitman level set inside a prison
Christian Wright
Jackson Reyes
thinking about picking up hitman 2, how it is for someone who hasn't played any prior ones?
Aaron Gomez
Very accessible. Hitman 2016/2018 are the pinnacle of the series, in my opinion.
Camden Hughes
you're in luck, the first levels from 1 and 2 are free on Steam. I'd assume it's the same with consoles
Jason Morgan
thanks anons I'll check it out from what i saw from gameplay its like a giant puzzle of how to kill a target right?
Charles Brooks
It's essentially a social-stealth game with puzzle and action elements. Social stealth as in, in addition to normal sneaking about and avoiding detection, you also use your disguise to fit in with the guards and civilians in places you shouldn't be. The puzzle elements are slight, but they're basically trying to figure out how to make accidents. And action happens when you get detected and you pull out your silenced pistol as an always-present Plan B.
Adrian Murphy
THAT is Christopher Poole, aka "Moot". Google employee, and former owner of Yea Forums. Quite the resume.
Christopher Sanders
Isle of Sgail mastery (level 10-11?) gives you one. If you have the Patient Zero DLC, then there's an escalation on nighttime Marrakesh that gives you one, too, and it's fairly easy.
Henry Rivera
most missions are kill A and B, do C. So you do those and can move on to the next mission. Each mission has it's own unlock progression system however, and you have literally dozens of challenges and things to do to unlock everything. It's actually kind of addicting. If you download the first level of Hitman 2 for free press f1 to open the challenge screen and try and figure some of them out.
Benjamin Anderson
*plink*
Zachary Reed
Huh.
Ian Powell
is patient Zero worth it?
David Barnes
what about the 2016 one and hitman 2
Charles Jackson
KA-CHING
Gabriel Flores
Kind of. Killing a target is easy. Killing a target well is harder. The game encourages replays too, with challenges that try to get you to set up Rube Goldberg assassinations.
Logan Brooks
Eh, it's ok. 4 missions on various season 1 maps, 3 of which are decent. One is a sniper map which are all shit, so that's a bummer. But the 4th mission is a unique experience with this outbreak mechanic. I wouldn't pay full price for it though. I got it during the summer sale, since I never bought it during the first game's cycle
Joshua Gutierrez
Go see what that was.
Nathaniel Young
>disappears and never returns
David Morales
HEYA
Michael Jackson
Caleb Carter
so is season 3 happening , I heard 2 didn't sell too well
and even if 3 happened , the story burned out, same old clichéd taking doing super power corporation bs
why cant we go back to the perfect blend of personal issues, professionalism and high stakes that the old games where
Nolan Collins
Hitman is basically just How do you do, fellow X?: the game
Jeremiah Howard
user the old games themes and content are FAR too problematic to get away with these days....
Ryder James
does mastery stack as you use different methods for the same mission? I want that poison consummable you unlock from sapienza
Ian Smith
Why is Colorado so hated? I thought it was pretty ok, even for multiple playthroughs. Many different ways to kill enemies, interesting setting and everything.
Oliver Allen
yes, they stack up for that mission though. The unlocks like the poison you're talking about unlock for general use
Christian Long
I've literally SA'd 2, Contracts, and BM on Pro and H2: 2018 is the weakest Hitman game.
The levels are either too big or too gimmicky.
Kevin Garcia
I have no memory of the story, what kind of themes and content would be considered "too far" in the old games?
Owen Nelson
post ansels and a rare pepe will help kill your target
Jason Flores
>being this retarded
I bet you say SA is too hard too.
Protip, you can beat every level in Contracts in SA with no starting weapons and that includes the fibre wire. The old games were perfection.
Ethan Johnson
Not sure exactly what you mean. Do you mean if you kill using method 1, reload a save, kill with method 2? Yes. When you exit a mission, it tabulates everything you've completed since the last time you exited the mission, so you can do a bunch all at once without having to restart.
Sapienza is also the easiest to max out mastery on, because every single Sapienza mission counts towards the same mastery level. The default one, The Icon, Landslide, etc.
Joshua Jackson
Ryan Morgan
white hitman miss
i guess they never miss huh?
Hudson Reed
>The puzzle elements are slight, but they're basically trying to figure out how to make accidents
>I'm a massive zoomer player
Landon Lopez
user, SA had it's moments but it's extremely flawed.
Some missions are difficult, while others are piss easy. India is a piece of cake, but YAMERO sucks balls. The game is also very bugged. You know how often the truck in the tunnel got stuck?
Contracts is a much better game, and so are 2016 and 2018
Jaxon Wilson
lots of sexualization of women and although some of the targets are corrupt politicians/mob bosses, 47 is a ruthless killer in a lot of them.
The new Hitman games you're just a violent James Bond fighting the ebil corporations
Eli Morris
I PUT FORTY SEVEN SPICES IN THE PASTA AND STILL IT TURNS TO ASHES IN MY MOUTH
Ayden Nguyen
Contracts was the best
Ryder Cox
THERE'S A LOT OF CONSPICUOUS LOOKING BALD MEN IN OUR KITCHEN STAFF THAT WEREN'T HERE YESTERDAY.
Where were you when you realized the logistics behind the Hitman games were some of the worst in gaming history?
Gabriel Campbell
what makes julian such a chad?
Isaac Gutierrez
>but YAMERO sucks balls
"How do I use the tunnels"
> Fuck off zoomer
>. You know how often the truck in the tunnel got stuck?
>Using the truck to the end
>Contracts is a much better game, and so are 2016 and 2018
Contracts is the pinnacle of the series. The only stain is Bjarokov
Sebastian Reyes
season 3 needs to have better music, darker atmosphere and less james bond shit. I'd kill for a hitman game with Contracts style and 2018 gameplay.
Jace Ortiz
Easton Parker
eating fish
Gavin Nguyen
that's MGS2
Liam Rodriguez
>Working in my office, notice a dangerous amount of loose electrics and tools lying around.
>My boss hears a strange noise, and tells me to go look at it.
>I come back in and he's completely changed his skin tone and shaved his head.
>Huh.
Oliver Reed
>roger_a_muirebe.png
remember agent trust no one not even your self
Christian Moore
yes, it's like a super escalation
Chase Hernandez
sapienza
David Cook
heres one for all you thirsty target-boiz out there! ;)
Hudson Cruz
do 3 leveled escalation from Marrakesh, it's piss easy and you get silenced sniper
Jayden Campbell
Marrakesh. Starting a gunfight in the lobby of the consulate and having the soldiers outside rush the front gate, only to be mowed down from the upstairs windows, is fun.
Hunter Cooper
what's the point of the sedative?
Ayden Hughes
Dalia?
Helmut here.
You'll never guess where I'm calling from!
Caleb Ward
Hitman 2016 fags are like Doom 2016 fags
What the fuck went wrong in 2016?
Gabriel Wright
Where's the one that Causes Autism?
Julian Taylor
helping people get to sleep at the pajama party
Blake Hernandez
nothing. now fuck off
Ian Young
>le zoom zoom
Gabriel Brown
reminds me of
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Henry Morales
good one. got any more?
Ethan Mitchell
Asher Brooks
Easton Miller
Jason Anderson
XD
Noah Gomez
I mean using it in a crowd will just alert everyone to an unconscious body, using it on a person who's alone is just a waste of time.
Owen Collins
Paris,
But Hokkaido, Miami, New York, Isle of Sgail and Marrakesh at night are pretty good imo
Nathan Lewis
look at the photograph mr.clarence
Andrew Rivera
I miss when Hitman was edgy.
Ryan Barnes
Amsterdam Docks in Contracts
Objectively the best map
Logan Bell
Hokkaido
I love how pretty much every area is utilized.
Gabriel Hill
you'er not wrong although it could in theory be used to KO two people at once with one consuming the sedative and 47 choking out another
Ryder Miller
Contracts best game
Jason Taylor
Bangkok saso sucks balls and I hate it
Wyatt Campbell
lets take a look back BACK into my crystal ball
oh dear it seems thats when the bad man touched your no-no place
William Hernandez
THAT is dalia margolis
Cooper Reed
poison lawyer at kitchen bar
poison hipster guy at his bd party
Chase Watson
If it's anything like the tranq gun, even though everyone sees the body for some reason it doesn't cause body found meaning you can still get silent assassin and take an NPC's clothes without hiding it
Michael Lewis
Two very good games were given very bad and confusing titles.
Ian Gonzalez
>blend in as scarecrow
Jose Morales
looks more like that chick form Absolution
Nolan James
L-LOOK DANIEL SHE'S NICE!
Nicholas Perez
Sniping Caruso and Franny De Sanny from the church tower is peak sniper assassin
Julian Gonzalez
Yeah, Contracts and Blood Money. What are those titles??!?!?!
Angel Perry
I know it's a bad hot take and all that, but I honestly agree with the Jesper Kyd music being a bit ridiculous at times
Connor Wright
>Jesper Kyd music being a bit ridiculous at times
kys it;s pure kino
Matthew Cox
Eli Gomez
>Talks you to death
Comedian 47 was a mistake. It was cute when it was either an easter egg or just a more subtle parts of the dialogue. I swear, 90% of his dialogue now constantly verges on satire.
Owen White
tried it. breaks SA.
Joshua Stewart
>in 2016
Hudson Brooks
This is what happens when youtube borderlands generation get their hands on an IP
Mason Perez
mr.soders im here from the make-a-wish foundation
Justin Gonzalez
>thinking the post-BM games are good
kek
Ryan Sanchez
lel, but it would take some strength to push my ass down.
Ian Rogers
wtf are you even saying ESL nigger
Dylan James
hey what the hell is a bare knuckle boxer anyway?
Jose Perez
Memesters ruined hitman
Jacob Hall
they are :D
Jack Roberts
Sapienza or whittleton creek, though the more I play mumbai the more I love it.
Luke Cooper
what are you talking about?
Michael James
Alright it's useless then.
Bentley Young
kys
Connor Roberts
>proof a former mossad interrogator CAN take the heat
Juan Rodriguez
The devs certainly made it clear that they didn't want the actual assassination aspect of the games to seem too dark. Hence all comedy and Bond-villain targets. Cross is the only one who's somewhat morally grey.
I like the new games but I miss the old gritty "strangling a drug dealer in the parking lot of a strip club while Jesper Kyd plays" atmosphere.
Nolan Rivera
Remember to put the hint system to minimal, full just makes the game about moving from A to B.
Connor Robinson
I won't but you can.
Landon Taylor
Zoomers ruined hitman
I remember being a 10 year old and loving the fuck out of Hitman 2
I had no clue what was happening but I knew how to shoot silverballers
Connor Nguyen
when you hire an overpriced voice actor you'll get those lines and you will use them all dammit
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Thomas Edwards
it's like a dog barking at a monalisa made out of sausage
Wyatt Nguyen
how did zoomers have anything to do with hitman's production? you're not making any sense.
Nathaniel Smith
>No one even talks about the Blood Money DLC dropped on IO's website
All of your are fired
Gavin Ward
I really hated Mumbai when I first played it, but the more I goof around in there, the more I love it.
Camden Miller
don't fuck with me like that, user.
Jordan Howard
I hated Mumbai for being brown,ugly, and confusing at first too but now love it. Funny, because in those recent Hitman documentaries, one of the developers said that was the usual consensus for the map
Juan Brooks
Anyone else realize nu-Hitman is about a white male traveling the world killing minorities and Jews and taking on the Illuminati?
Noah Howard
>white male
go learn the lore then come back
Noah Walker
man, being a 15 year old kid was a trip
Brody James
>3/5 white
Whiter than you Mohammed
Josiah Brown
As much as people don't like your heavy handed ethno nationalism that was a very well taken photo so I'm saving it
Jackson Morgan
>deep into a mission
>go for a pacify on guard
>completely forget I have a non-silenced gun out for some reason
>ensuing situation as depicted in attached image
Adam Bell
Colton Baker
>forgetting that you brought the best gun
David King
How do you have fun in Colorado?
Brayden Edwards
Luke Reyes
by shooting the bells
Luis Fisher
I still don't know how I got 200 hours out of Absolution
Asher Rodriguez
its not that absolution was even a bad game just a bad hitman game
Caleb Ward
How's the bank level?
Joseph Jackson
fun.
Jason Thomas
I still don't know how people even finished it.
It was shit.
Dylan Carter
Kinda easy but it's pretty good. I like that it's not excessively large for once - feels like a classic Hitman level.
Brandon Hernandez
>Tfw when the Birdie cliffhanger will never be resolved
Connor Butler
You have anything good from the bank level?
Adrian Myers
Heat tier
Camden Martinez
After much deliberation, my current favorite is Mumbai
Luke Williams
i actually dont even have hitman 2, this is all just legacy pack junk
Christopher Cooper
Is the Tranq gun supposed to not cause the body found penalty or is it a glitch? It actually makes it really easy to get the data discs on the Bank instead of doing the heist
Jack Perez
It's supposed to work that way. What IS a glitch is sedative poison causing you to lose SA.
Juan Reed
man poisoning ken morgan on bangkok cost me SASO run and it was the part i did last which made it sting all the more
Tyler Jackson
Lethal poison still works as intended. It's just sedative poison that's glitched for some reason. Also, there's a glitch that makes NPCs more likely to vomit in trash bins rather than toilets (I don't know why vomiting in trash bins is even a thing,as it just causes frustration).
Gavin Rodriguez
Julian Adams
it's up there with just getting someone out of the way without making a body. I haven't found much of a use for it, but i'm sure some autist completionist can figure out ways to make trash can barfs useful
Jack Robinson
>It's just sedative poison that's glitched for some reason.
It's not really a glitch when it's been like this forever. And IO never addressed it.
Jaxon Edwards
you can seemingly stick large objects in the bin so that the target will puke elsewhere
but for a while poison kills didnt count as accidents which was a pain in the tits
James Price
sometimes you shoot something hanging over the bin or enroute
it can also just get bothersome onlookers out of the way while you murder someone to death
Zachary Sanchez
its not even a "bad hitman game" its just super linear and storybased, more than the others.
Nicholas Myers
>not even a "bad hitman game"
wrong.
Dylan Jones
he means to say it's worse, it's bad on it's own, in a vacuum.
Adam Gonzalez
Andrew Cox
It's time to stop clowning around Mr.Smith.
Henry Reyes
W-where are her pants
Christopher Williams
whats worse are the NPCs who sniff their drink instead of getting poisoned
Asher Lewis
>bought HITMAN
>realized I can play it on HITMAN 2 engine without buying it
>check which mission unlock what items
>they changed it as you only get the lock picking item if you clear HITMAN 1 with all classic ranks on every mission meaning getting SNIPER ASSASIN, SILENT ASSASSIN and SILENT ASSASSIN SUIT ONLY
>check first HITMAN 2 mission unlockables and there it is pick locking easily
Why they gotta jew me like this?
Jayden Jackson
she dont wear pants shes a model
Logan Martin
I legit thought he was going to be hidden behind that vault door in Whittleton Creek.
Ethan Bell
you get the lockpick for finishing training
Bentley Harris
well HITMAN 2 was meant to just be HITMAN: season 2 but then they switched publishers who kinda rushed them to a christmas release and for legal reasons made HITMAN2 its own game
Matthew Harris
Jose Martin
I don`t think you can`t even access the training missions, it defaults to HITMAN 2 training section
Lucas Torres
John Cox
the ICA training facility is the same for both
Dominic Sanchez
Can't you get to the ICA training via locations tab?
Camden Ward
Sebastian Bell
Isn’t New Zealand where a bunch of elites have their underground hideouts? How’d IO even get away with it
Parker Bell
Standard IAGO attire for gathering information from targets
Sebastian Moore
I love whoever gave her those panties
Benjamin Wood
FULLY
Isaac Cruz
Jacob Clark
>preordered H2 gold
>Still havent played it because im autistitc and want to 100% H1 first.
Gabriel Gomez
this is finally it Yea Forums, i'm just gonna end it here, I dont think I can take this shit anymore.
>epstien shit has me freaking out
>just lost 3k in stocks
>family wants to kill me
>keep hearing niggers and homos giggling 10 feet from my window every night
>get gang stalked every single day
>older brother has recently came out as a tranny and has admitted he has sexual feelings for me
you guys have always been my favorite board, and you've always kept me entertained. I'll return the favor. I'll be streaming my suicide in about 10 minutes. In the mean time, I shall answer any questions, suggestions, etc
>inb4 go out in a blaze of glory
No, not going to ruin other peoples lives.
>inb4 is there anything i can do to change your mind
Nope, its Happening.
>inb4 make your own thread
Nope, currently ISP ranged cucked due to where i live. so im just posting this in the first thread i see.
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See you all soon.
~AT
Adam Butler
Why did they change the hat on the Colorado ET suit in H2? It doesn't even look like a hunter's hat anymore. It looks like a shitty trilby. It went from one of the best suits to the shittiest.
Austin Ortiz
Dat older woman fat distribution
Mason Young
>>Why do I love mass shooting crowds of NPCS in this game when something doesn't go my way?
Also Blood Money is the best desu
Brayden Robinson
Nice pasta, bro.
Anthony Richardson
You're at least 100% H1 in H2, right? If not you're probably going to end up doing it all over again.
Nicholas Long
Dominic Kelly
Not how greentexting works newfag
Joshua Collins
>gang stalked
what's your youtube channel, you schitzo
Jose Brooks
>expansion pass is 60 aus dollars
is the pass the only way to get the new map at the moment? Is it even worth it spending that much now? that much just for two fucking maps and two sniper levels seems like a bit much.
Austin Nelson
60 is only a lot if you're a NEET. Absolute must-buy material.
Asher Young
The upskirts in this game are annoyingly inconsistent.
Luke Brooks
Wait for sale.
Jonathan Martin
Gonna ask this question a second time, this time with a poll. Which post-launch content model do you prefer, 1 or 2?
Yes, it's the only way. No, it isn't absolute must-buy material. Wait for a sale.
Samuel Collins
you won't be missing out on much without it. would be better on a sale
Brandon Gonzalez
Gotta take out that anger after an NPC sees you through a wall dragging a body before you reload your last save somehow
Michael Young
thanks anons
Blake Phillips
Contracts has great maps and perfect Danish Noir aesthetics and atmosphere.
Anthony Long
youtube.com
I miss Kyd
Adam Ramirez
>post content launch
Season 1 had better post launch support.
There have barely been any new ETs or bonus missions in Season 2 because the devs are busy with The Resort+ Sniper maps. Patches also tend to fix one thing, but break something else.
The Bank was good and The Resort sounds promising as it's apparently designed by the woman who did the Paddock/Pit building area of Miami, but there's been next to nothing apart from escalations aside from that.
Jonathan Long
How would Yea Forums fix the map?
Nicholas Sanders
>that pic
That and those nun sluts were the only good part of the game.
James Barnes
>Another pipe or two to climb up to jordan's suite
>Make the back area with the tuk tuk and the room with the drummer public spaces
It's too claustrophobic and too restrictive. I'd rather SASO an all-hostile mission like Colorado than Bangkok.
Robert Powell
>small silencer
what did they mean by this?
Josiah Bailey
>Play Hitman 2 again recently
>For some strange reason I don't understand some of the colours went from white to yellow
>However the SA indicator still only goes from green to red even when you can still recover SA
WHY? They were already changing colours so why not make the game let you know if you can recover SA or not? Being spotted by a camera or target should make it go orange to indicate you can still SA.
James Hill
>have the recording team only take up the Emperor Suite and MAYBE a handful of hotel rooms, rather than cordoning off half the building
>give Ken Morgan a much more interesting route
>make SASO a bit easier
Bangkok was apparently made by IO's B-Team, and it shows.
Nathan Perez
I really enjoyed replaying Colorado in Hitman 2.
So many ways to mess with the locals.
Fun right up until the convoluted exit requirement.
Alexander Hughes
you can get Jordan down to the second floor for his surprise birthday party. He's even alone in the room.
Aaron Sanders
More exits.
Make Ken Morgan have a not boring routine
Elevators and more rooms
Make the floor where Ken Morgan stays not completely useless and a waste of map
Brandon Sanchez
A cool thing they did in 2 (that they didn't tell anyone about) is that you're only forced into the bunker exit on your first playthrough, you can go through any of the contracts mode exits after that.
Yeah, that's how I ended up doing Master SASO.
Josiah Williams
I liked the Hitman 1 map remixes
Marrakesh at night, the Sapienza movie set, and so on.
Luke Nguyen
James Wilson
Mumbai
Liam Sullivan
Who was the most innocent target in Hitman 2?
Jaxon Mitchell
not sure if someone can answer this but i own hitman 2 on xbox on the disc and i own the expansion pass dlc if i trade in the disc will i be able to play the next expansion map that comes out through the hitman 2 free starter pack or would i need the disc?
Nicholas Peterson
Nolan Cassidy? He's just some guy doing his job, no different than the hundreds of guards present in the game.
Joshua King
Landon Wright
That's a good pick. Innocent but hey he knew the risks of the job too.
Jace Stewart
Cassidy is literally just killed so he can't talk. Similar to how the Washington Twins are purely collateral damage (although they're obviously a lot more guilty).
Aiden Price
does the game work without the disc?
Adrian Sullivan
I don't understand this. You bought a game you're not even playing properly (because you're playing it in the game engine of the game you didn't buy) and you're mad about it? I'm not going to defend the monetary decisions around Hitman 2 and the Mk2 bullshit, but this is some next level retardation
And as other people said, you get the lockpick for playing the training. If it's not there in your weird-ass way of playing what you bought, then you know why.
Christopher Sanders
Plenty of collateral on my first run through the Isle of Sgail
Eli Gomez
Mumbai is a great map because it feels like Sapienza or Marrakesh where there's a lot of unused space only for contracts but somehow ever little part is actually used for the main mission
Samuel Edwards
The funny thing about the knight army Easter egg is that it proves that they have the technology to have SWAT teams show up in certain maps.
Aiden Collins
Favourite gimmick item?
The shaman knockout powder was pretty funny, it didn't cause suspicion so you could just throw it at someone, big bang, they're out cold, everyone's panicking but nobody's blaming you for it. At least when I tried it, maybe they patched that.
Xavier Martin
Well that's something as basic as spawning NPCs in spots around the map, it's not the same as a helicopter or van entering the map and unloading half a dozen guys. That being said, there are occasions where NPCs will enter and exit vehicles (caruso plane escape, yardbird helocopter entrance) so it's still not out of the question.
I think the reason we haven't seen it yet is because it would just take a lot of time to go back to previous maps and implement, unlike the bushes they slapped into the legacy maps.
Rake. Leaks are saying that The Resort is going to be adding a banana item so I'm pretty excited.
William Robinson
The SWAT teams in Absolution didn't show up in vans either. All they'd need to do is spawn them outside the player's FOV.
Wyatt Russell
What's your favorite map to snipe targets on?
Chase Fisher
>Finished Hitman 2, Contracts, Blood Money & Absolution without any problems, had fun even
>Can't beat the first mission of 2016 without getting bored and stabbing someone with a prop and watching everything go to shit before turning the game off
I don't remember Hitman requiring a minimum of an hour of walking around just to kill someone.
Oliver Campbell
i had a great sniper contract on sapienza but its cheese now that briefcases are a thing
Luis Thompson
There's just more upfront learning to the new ones since they're so much bigger. Once you know the maps you can speedrun them pretty quickly.
Ryder Parker
Liam Nelson
Luke Perry
Possible disturbance? I'm gonna go check it out.
Bentley Nelson
Getting De Santis to come out from the mansion by doing the detective opportunity and then sniping the food bell from the church tower and taking them both down at the same time
Isaiah Russell
Joshua Clark
Sapienza is a great sniper map until you run to the exit and realize that you've still got one objective left. It would be much better if you could disguise yourself as the priest, go in the confessional and convince the scientist to destroy the virus.
Isaac Barnes
Favorite assassination?
Jace Nguyen
I hope the bananna can be held like a gun
Evan Hall
Nuhitman puts targets at opportunities to die every 10 seconds. Remember the fucking hotel mission from Blood Money that would take a good 20 minutes to SOSA + payment even if you knew the map?
Chase Garcia
I like when targets kill other targets so probably Robert Knox accidentally blowing up his own daughter
Christopher Reyes
Probably the train.
>can take out over a dozen NPCs if you do it without any setup
>can take out two targets with setup
>doubles as an exit
>changes the map after being performed
Last one in particular is something I like, even if it's pretty irrelevant. They should make more missions that allow you to alter the map in more meaningful ways.
Nathaniel Price
I like that Hokkaido one where you let the chief surgeon know that the target killed his father and when you just give him the entire pill stash he goes nuts and kills him for you
Luis Richardson
2016 was Jordan Cross pushing Morgan out of the window, 2018 was the kashmirian.
Jaxson Foster
Taking your sweet time with games like this is the best way to play them, and that even goes for Absolution.
Luis Baker
I feel bad killing Janus
Jackson Gutierrez
the one where Jordan Cross loses himself again and pushes another person off a balcony
Liam Hughes
>All the targets aside from Rose have 2-4 ways to be killed
>Only one exit and the mask part is annoying
>Disguises are less interesting than they were inside the schoolhouse
Colorado took too many shots in the dark
Eli Ross
When are we getting an AS-VAL
That would be sick and fits the theme
Adam Roberts
I think he’s referring to how the puzzle elements are basically a point & click adventure game
Samuel Cruz
Aaron Lewis
Ready for the big heist!
Carson Wilson
Sapienza is the best they have done because of the vertical scale of the map.
Take Columbia for example. It seems like a big map with the village, the construction site, the caves, the fields, and the mansion. Since these areas are only horizontally connected in a big circle, so to get around requires a lot of distance. On Sapienza you can go through apartments, scale buildings, go through sewers, and get around relatively quickly because how things connect vertically.
Whens the next real map?
Owen Howard
Probably October.
Justin Hughes
How do you feel about the bank? It's basically Paris' and Bangkok's vertic level design but not as bad as Bangkok
Daniel Reed
I haven't played the DLC since I got a PC and not really played my PS4 lately. But Isle of Sgail was really good for 2. In 1 I liked Hokkaido.
Evan King
I only have the regular edition of Hitman 2, I would have to pay $40 for an expansion pass in order to play that map. I know it comes with some sniper maps, but those are my least favorite. So I can't justify paying for it until more maps come out. I don't trust them to release more than 2 maps, honestly. It's nice that since I owned Hitman 2016 that I got access to that content for free.
Christian Nelson
Is there a way of unfucking the Siberia grind? Trying to get the rifle, am at mastery 18 now. Needing like 20 completed missions to go from 19 to 20 mastery kinda kills it.
Lucas Bell
Kashmirian and the Train
Benjamin Ortiz
Sniper Assassin challenges are really weird. I found the safest way to do it is to make sure their conscious (not knocked out) and be at least 30 feet away when the shot is fired. I swear the game checks for range and consciousness, but only sporadically.
Jackson Martin
I imagine their intent was to force multiplayer by encouraging you to team up to help pass the time or some shit. I haven't even tried the prison yet. Hurt my arm so can't do serious gaming for another 4 weeks yet.
Nathaniel Mitchell
Well you shouldn't rush it. The Sieger 300 Ghost is the best, and the Sieger 300 for pure aesthetics.
Carter Cruz
There isn't. You've just got to get all the challenges and develop a fairly quick SA run.
lolno, All three playable characters have their own individual mastery level.
Jaxson Hernandez
>All three playable characters have their own individual mastery level.
Yeah, they really need to fix that EXP scaling. The other 2 SA maps, I never made it over level 12 simply by completing the challenges. Pic is me. Achievements were 100% last month, but I'm behind on new content (again, messed up arm)
Ryder Cox
Best thing they could do with the sniper maps is just go finish the maps and turn them into actual missions. They already got the base map built.
Ryder Morris
Oh, by the way, getting Silent Assassin on that elusive earlier this month (had to fight through the pain on that due to the time limit) took me like 3 hours because I had to move so slow. It was so un-manly. I spent about an hour just following him and his whore around with my left hand trying to find the best way to handle it without straining my arm. It was really sad. And I get to do it again in a few days.
Alexander Roberts
Hope it doesn't get in the way of your fapping
Carter Rodriguez
I really want someone to find a way to disable collision and float over to the mansion or port and upload a video of what it all looks like up close. All the missing textures and hidden hallways and such.
William Gomez
For what it's worth, Siberia is the best sniper assassin mission they've made. One of the worst parts about Sniper Assassin is that you regularly spend a ton of time just waiting around for things to happen, with the prison riot you're in direct control of the pace of the mission. You've got the choice between taking out the targets while they're casually walking around, or risking it and going for headshots while they're running for extra points.
As usual, I'd really fucking prefer if they made a normal mission that takes place in a siberian prison, but it's still alright.
how do you think he got it dude
Leo Baker
Dude, I fapped with my left hand for the first time in my life the other day. It was just all wrong. Your 'good' hand knows every little spot and when to touch it and how hard. Your 'bad' hand doesn't have that subconscious memory going out. It was truly terrible. Not recommended.
Benjamin Gray
The Paris one? The easiest way was to expose the wire outside and throw a coin on it when he's done with the phone call
Ayden Anderson
Nah, but once you've got the map down it shouldn't take you longer than 3 minutes to kill all the targets
John Peterson
There's an NVidia Ansel mod that lets you do that
Gabriel Reyes
Caruso when watching the video tape. When the music kicks in is absolute kino.
Nolan Robinson
according to my sources you only need 27 seconds
Connor Nelson
>how do you think he got it dude
Ah, now here's the funny part. Hitman 2. I shit you not. I played Hitman 2 for about 8-12 hours a day. What you may not notice is that your arm is constantly tensed up for precision aiming the whole time you're playing. That lateral muscle in your forearm gets hammered with repetitive pulls and tugs, which mess with the tendon in your elbow. That's how I got 'tennis elbow' from Hitman 2.
Check this out. It's my """ergonomic""" mouse to prevent unnecessary stress on that tendon. fml.
Isaac Young
I pushed the chick over the balcony on top of him after triggering the fireworks with the guy in the white suit in a wardrobe.
William Phillips
I wonder how that's even possible, maybe you can shoot the chandelier for Viktor and cause an accident but how the fuck can you kill Dalia in time?
Thomas Murphy
You can find the pass to the upstairs in the bathroom.
Also Paris when you push the the woman from the balcony onto the guy during the fireworks. Can't remember the targets names.
Cooper Gray
is the new bank mission worth the money?
Ethan Brown
not really, no
Aiden Howard
That guy looks just like my personal bitch!
Hunter Baker
IIRC the method is to start at the fireworks remote, immediately shoot viktor, activate the fireworks and lure her guard away from the gas light before blowing it up. If you do it correctly, you should reach the helicopter exit before anyone notices viktor's corpse.
The full season pass? No. If you could buy it individually, I'd recommend it. The season pass won't be worth the price, even once the next location drops. There should hopefully be a sale before it drops.
Dominic Ortiz
I've watched a lot of those SA videos where they do it in 30 seconds and I think a lot of it is luck. I mean they run into buildings and do shit in the 0.2 seconds a guard's head is turned slightly in the other direction and it's just retarded. There's other things, like shooting exterior walls to distract people on the interior - that should never happen. We're not talking glass. We're talking like the concrete walls, 20 feet above ground level, on the outside of the church in Sapienza. How could they possibly know that would even distract them without cheating beforehand to see the reaction of the people on the inside?
James Taylor
Based, fuck magic, and FUCK ASSASSINS
Dominic Gomez
>If you could buy it individually, I'd recommend it.
They don't sale New York separately. My guess is they most people who don't have the silver/gold would just pay $10 for New York then $10 for the next map, and not $40 for the expansion pass. So I'm just going to wait until the next sale.
Benjamin Ross
>How could they possibly know that would even distract them without cheating beforehand to see the reaction of the people on the inside?
What makes you think these guys are doing these attempts on their first try? These are autistic speedrunners we're talking about, they know the AI inside out and are willing to try bizarre as fuck methods a hundred times before giving up.
Easton Gomez
Is this supposed to be Hantu?
Luis Jones
yeah
Cooper Smith
How is it so bright? I thought it was supposed to be in the evening
Isaac Gomez
That's probably a combination of the shitty filter I put on, as well as the fact that the evening skybox doesn't wrap around the entire map, only the parts the player can view.
Austin Myers
I hope you guys turn brightness all the way down. The games already too bright as it is.
Brayden Fisher
Josiah Hughes
I swear I had the SSAO setting on and I can't see a single thing that was under a roof, it was just all black
Jaxon Smith
Youre a boomer shill. Get back to your retirement home for your quake LAN party, oldfag.
Andrew Reed
how creatively should I use the duck bomb
Landon Gomez
Why the fuck did i have to pay damage control if there were no witnesses? Because there was a cover blown? that makes no sense.
dual silverballers are so fucking ass, takes like an hour to reload
this mardi gras level looks like it'll be a bitch
Blood Money btw
Aaron Johnson
I wish ETs weren't one attempt only. I'd love to mess around and play like that. But since you get fucked over for failing, I just do the cheese methods to get it done. Phone from New York and that shit was over in 2 minutes.
I hate the ET model so much. They put work into making those, and most people will never see it because they want to succeed so they do the easy thing.
Luke Moore
>jewess ex-mossad who peddles critical Intel to those who can pay
what did they mean by this
Hudson Reyes
paris but miami is a close second
Robert Hall
why do they make the generic black silenced pistol as default instead of a silverballer
Robert Rogers
Based Battlerbro
Hudson White
I edited all my default loadouts so the silverballer would be the default pistol. It's dumb
Benjamin Mitchell
Kashmirian was kino and I think is the lead designer's personal favorite as well. I hope he shows up again in future maps.
Sebastian Walker
I kind of like Colorado but the Sean Rose assassinations are the only good ones. Everything else was phoned in.
Leo Thomas
For real though how the fuck did Hitman survive Absolution and forced online to make such a big comeback? The people over at IO gotta fucking REALLY love their work to tough it out like this and work to make something good with what no doubt was barely even a budget, any other lesser devs would have died.
Brayden Diaz
>Been playing on a pirated copy so I haven't been able to unlock anything
How much am I missing? Replaying the missions I find them feeling a little stale with my limited toolset, will unlocking things open up different/fun ways to do things? What are the other online features like? I might just buy the game.
Adrian Ortiz
Unlocks/challenges are like 80% of the game, you're missing out on a lot. Escalations, Elusive Targets, contracts, etc. Not as good as the normal missions, but still something.
Henry Baker
Yeah elusive targets are done terribly. I understand wanting to keep people engaged with the game but in reality what happens is I lose interest entirely, miss a few elusives, and then when I'm interested in playing again I'm annoyed that I missed them.
It really seems like they should just be permanent missions that maybe you need to unlock by playing during the unlock period.
The quality varies, nobody is ever going to want to replay the Hackers or Identity Thief ones in Paris, but why not let people replay The Undying? I really liked some of the others like The Entertainer too.
Parker Bell
I like the new music, it's very bond-esque.
Easton Powell
47 talking is great. I lost my shit when he started criticizing the plot development of the cult author's shitty book series in detail.
The new games are supposed to be "aspirational" so 47's kills need to feel right and the settings have to be like cool places you'd like to visit.
If we continue the "Hitman as a Vacation Simulator" thing I'd really like a ski resort level in 3.
Connor Jackson
>groovy
>peace and love really isn't my thing
Everytime I play Colombia, those lines make me smirk
Colton Robinson
By going for sniper assassin accident kills only at the water tower
Ayden Collins
Same but I would love if they made every map with a different sounding theme
William Thompson
THAT is Dalia Margolis
Aaron Taylor
>nu-Hitman is so comfy that I spend my freetime just autistically speedrunning silent assassins runthroughs or just wandering the maps doing whatever instead of playing new games
Send help
Angel Barnes
Most underrated hitman moment in the series
>when you get caught by the police in Absolution at the convenient store
youtu.be
Hunter Stewart
why does this game have levels?? you get up to like what level 500 and it does nothing at all.
Noah Cruz
>always play stealthy
>fucked up here for the first time
>got the adrenaline rush of all time when this music came on surprising the shit out of me
Jonathan Lee
They did. It's the same theme but in every map it's different. Miami sounds like a beach. Colombia sounds South American. Vermont sounds like Home Alone.
I admit that I don't remember how the music goes in the original Hitman 2016 as opposed to Legacy 2.
Samuel Reyes
Hate how Diana never shuts the fuck up in 2
Adrian Murphy
It's just a normie shitbrain feature. Call of Duty and Skyrim created a giant audience of lobotomites who can't enjoy things if they don't have point counters ticking up and ringing a bell when there's a level up. There's no maximum level because those people just want to keep leveling.
Ayden Powell
youtube.com
Have videogames achieved max comfy? Can anything surpass this?
Ryder Mitchell
Hitman has legitimately the best level designs I've ever seen in a game. I've never thought "I want to live here" while playing a game before it
Luis Bennett
After playing this mission I really wanted to go visit Italy
And eat Chef Boiardee
Joshua Edwards
Better check the date on it
Jeremiah Campbell
>Good evening, 47. Welcome back to Colorado. This time our interest lies deep in the Cheyenne Mountain complex in a top secret US air force operations center intended for wormhole travel through an alien device known as the stargate. Operating alongside NORAD, the top secret operations are concealed from the general public and even most governments on Earth.
>Your primary target is the former system lord Ba'al. An alien if you can imagine. He has taken over various businesses around Earth and now has the most influential people in the global economy wrapped around his little finger. He's currently held prisoner by the SGC personnel. The NID has hired us to eliminate him. This one's a little different though, 47. Since your primary target is a member of a species known as the Goa'uld, parasitic creatures that requires human beings as hosts to extend their influence, you have to ensure that his symbiote perishes along with the host body. If you fail to do so you risk having him implant himself into another host body and escape.
>Your second target is a rogue NID operative who has strong allegiances with Ba'al. He has leaked several top secret NID documents to Ba'al and the NID asks us to take care of the leak. Be mindful 47. He has been acting, shall we say... differently as of late. It may be possible that he too - is a Goa'uld. The operative, like you, is a master of disguise. However if our suspicions about his true identity are correct and he is indeed also a Goa'uld, he may have implanted himself into another host body already to avoid suspicion and possibly get close enough to free his master Ba'al. You will have to find out who he is. He may be anyone working undercover among the SGC personnel.
>I honestly don't see how one prepares for a mission like this, but I will leave you to it regardless. I have full faith in your capabilities.
Elijah Rivera
the fixed this in the last update. she only introduces the targets once every 48 hours I think.
Asher Bell
Any creative ideas how to use the tripwire mine or the RFID explosive?
Noah Lee
She literally did nothing wrong
David Jones
Angel Evans
tanslate comic plix?
Ryan Long
Easton Ward
why does it count as accident kill?
Jeremiah Bell
Contracts>Blood Money>Silent Assassin>Hitman>Absoluteshit>Codename 47
Levi Wilson
Because concussion only knocks her out. It's the heat of the sauna that kills her.
Samuel Murphy
She's unconscious in a sauna that's literally cooking her body. As far as people know, she passed out in there from the heat after thinking she could handle it and became human meat.
Caleb Reyes
youtube.com
Codename had a unique atmosphere though
Sebastian Thomas
ah, ok. thought it would be a regular explosive.
Austin Stewart
>poison the target's wine early on
>spend the rest of the mission just drinking your own wine listening to the concert
Blake Allen
Also you have to remember that canonically 47's kills aren't always branded as accidents, some have been shelved as "unresolved", so despite some accident kills in game being obviously not accidents after a forensics investigation, its the NPCs in the moment thinking it was an accident and not raising any alarms until 47's way out of the picture that counts.
Brody Moore
Do you tend to agree that the best Hitman missions are the easier ones with many possibilities?
Jeremiah Cook
Not necessarily the easiest, but the ones where you have plenty of opportunities to take out targets that range from very simple to extremely convoluted that somehow end up working anyway. The challenge should be getting the opportunity to work, not finding it and certainly not making it cryptic as fuck(to some extent, the random virus vial in Caruso's attic should be the most cryptic it gets).
David Brown
Landslide is fucking kino, but the songs get grating when you're grinding out the challenges all at once.
OH NO NO NO NO NO
Hunter Peterson
Beijing
Connor Gonzalez
Patient Zero campaign feels like they almost wanted to go back to Contract's atmosphere
Liam Evans
The tone of nu-Hitman is not consistent. The cutscenes are very dark and serious while the missions are played in an almost funny atmosphere.
The only exception I can think of is the New Zealand mission with the couple that got killed for their identities and the kidnapping of some politician's children.
Bentley Mitchell
Original Hitman had an almost absurd surrealism aspect about them because of how serious 47 and the music and environments were while it was still a game about a white man blending into a fucking middle eastern army.
NuMan is almost a comedy sketch on how no one think's it's strange that a bald guy with a barcode on the back of his head has replaced a Spanish guy serving muffins while he tells jokes like "It's to die for"
Levi Watson
I want to play an old hitting games but I don't know which one
Oh my gosh the first one was incredibly comfy somehow clunky II was was complete disaster and the third one and above those games were just you know we both have the same game it so it was more of the same so what do you play f***
Noah Ramirez
they seem to have had some really gory concept art for the Hokkaido morgue.
Bentley King
so what do you anons consider the "canon" way 47 has killed a target? I like to think that 47 used the Kashmerian to perform the kills in Mumbai more than the other stuff, then snuck into the main hideout after him for the meeting.
Jack Phillips
Moshi moshi
Julian Moore
>thought Patient Zero was a bad campaign at the time
>the recent bonus missions in Colombia and Mumbai were even worse rehashes that made me think Patient Zero wasn't all that bad
Jonathan Harris
the new ones aren't bonus mission and weren't meant to be. I do agree they are extremely lazy and pretty much just perm ETs.
Liam Wilson
Codename 47 run where you spend almost all of your money on weapons
Parker Clark
youtube.com
The reveal trailer has beta versions of Novikov, Caruso, Strandberg, and Jordan Cross getting killed
Matthew Flores
>got into the bank vault, took all the gold bars, and robbed everyone's boxes
now 47 can begin again
Michael Watson
How is that anything
Can you think of like an interesting angle to play 47
I usually just go wire and that's about it
Aiden Butler
i wish they would bring the hideout/weapon collection room of the previous games.
Elijah Baker
youtu.be
Jeremiah Long
they announced they are adding some new content for the Hawke's Bay map soon.
Aiden Peterson
Yeah but the canon was still in beta there
Levi Murphy
>did suit only master Santa Fortuna from default starting location only using a lock pick, no firing a bullet, messing with cameras or knocking anyone out
god that felt good when it all came together.
Shame the game doesnt punish cheese tactics. If you're shooting out cameras or sending rounds as a distraction, you arent a fucking Silent Assassin, theres fucking obvious evidence at the scene, end of.
Juan Bennett
The failed mission on Pedo Island followed by the Prison Infiltration
Oliver Diaz
I love how detailed the guns are. Can only really admire that in photo mode.
Bentley Collins
You can drop guns while in that state?
Luke Anderson
Imma preface this very carefully. Hitman 2 has some banger maps. Whittleton Creek and Miami are fucking excellent, and even the shitty forced story prologue mission is fun to mess around in, but Hitman 1s missions to me seem far and away more consistent and of better quality
Oliver Morales
If you don't have to throw garbage or shoot out a camera or 2 for silent assassin suit only on master difficulty, it's a mission for babbies. Santa fortuna is fun but it's one of the most exploitable missions with the easiest paths. You can drop a fuckin wrench in the racetrack and kill your target in 30 seconds
Colton Lee
>Santa Fortuna
>race track
Brayden Miller
Contracts is absolute neo-noir kino and the best candidate for a movie adaptation after Silent Assassin.
Carter Baker
back to r*ddit, you self censoring faggot.
Joseph Sanchez
Michael Murphy
it's so y hitman for a s o y generation.
Justin Campbell
Hitman 2 Silent Assassin had the best one. I remember getting out my M4 and using it to machine gun pigs
Is Hitman the most /k/ series?
Levi Wright
I really wanted that causal Assassin mission at that swimming pool so I can shoot that serial killer fuck in the head.
Ethan Gonzalez
I love Silent Assassin, Contracts and Blood Money.
The nuHitman are pretty based too.
Luke Perez
don't be retarded
Jayden King
objectively correct
Christopher Hughes
Contracts mode? People loved that and even IOI was surprised.
Caleb Wood
>You can drop guns while in that state?
you mean with the chamber open? sure.
Jacob Phillips
the new bank mission in new york. The more I play it the comfier it gets. Loving my current suit only route to get inside the vault, running upstairs and sabotage the clock so she falls out of the glass when she's leaning against it.
Aaron Morris
>choke holds
>hides unconscious body in a freezer
nICE to meet you
Mason Hill
>played hitman 2016 for 40 hours
>uninstalled hitman 2018 at miami
The maps are too damn big.
Matthew Price
Sapienza is basically "Positano" or "Amalfi".
Aiden Richardson
Anyone else think they should reintroduce Blood Money difficulty, as a level wide "escalation", by which I mean that if you get caught you can make guards more suspicious as you go by level and there is an increased level of security.
Hunter Howard
what they need to do is bring back the darker tone of the original series. Even fucking James Bateson does not approve of the direction of the series in terms of its light hearted tone when it comes to fucking contract killing. Silent Assassin and Contracts had the best atmosphere and dialogue in the entire series.
Aaron Stewart
id love anything that adds an overall sense of awareness to everyone on the map. i wanna blow up the virus in sapeinza and have all the scientists panic and run out into the town screaming for their lives and then the tourists start going ape shit. i wanna shoot francesca in broad daylight and then have silvio find out about it and go into full panic mode and order his guards to just shoot anyone that looks weird. i wanna dress up as a ninja in hokkaido, be seen buy a guard, that guard reports me, and then everyone else on the map thinks he's full of shit for seeing a ninja walking around and i can hear guard chatter of him getting made fun of for the rest of the mission.
Gabriel Carter
>Even fucking James Bateson does not approve of the direction of the series
any source on that?
Brandon Anderson
RESORT MAP IN SEPTEMBER ROADMAP
Samuel Evans
Codename 47 and Contracts had the best soundtrack and therefor were the best games.
Gameplay is awfully similar in earlier titles and only goes full QTE action splinter cell style in later games.
Codename 47 and Contracts are good games.
Fight me.
Nathan Wood
They rescheduled their monthly live stream to first week of September. So probably big news coming.
Brayden Allen
Source
Wyatt Diaz
Christopher Young
Grayson Martin
so you clearly haven't played the two new ones
Justin Johnson
Epstein, more like Deadstein
Hudson Foster
The newest I played was Absolution. Are the more recent ones more back to the roots, i.e. no QTE and bullet time shit?
Ethan Kelly
Reminds me of the recent Batman games and the fear you can put in the enemies, well it might be interesting to have in a level an overall "tension level" of sort.
Isaac Howard
>end of Silent Assassin
>47 gets over his past and accepts who is
>Contracts all the way to nuHitman
>we've got to reconcile 47s past, again
I wish they werent in such a creative dead end as far as the plot. Ironically, for all the shit in Absolution it add least tried to add a grain of a new storyline.
Owen Walker
He didn't get over his past in SA, it's the opposite. He went back into his past and accepts that he is an assassin after all. Contracts is just flashbacks, and BM is about the rival assassin company and the Mark Parcheesys
Jose Scott
>Add elevators and wheelchair ramps (for realism and inmersion, it's supposed to be a hotel after all), if the game engine cant make elevators work then just add empty elevtors shafts instead
>The building's design is changed somehow so its not just two big ass identical squares with a shitty overglorified glasshouse on the middle
>Make the front and back outside areas a little bit bigger (like in pic related, which is leaked concept art for Bangkok before the level released), so the entire level doesnt feel too cramped and claustrophobic
>Add more ways to enter Jordan's suite, maybe an external pipe or two or through an empty elevator shaft
>Band shouldn't take an entire wing to themseves, maybe just two floors and thats it
>Since band isnt taking an entire wing, add some unique visitors to the hotel rooms there. Like the sheik from paris and his armed bodyguards or something
>Make it so that hotel staff will eventually finish cleaning Ken Morgan's suite, and after that they eventually escort him there without player intervention
>Add more space for long range sniping opportunities
Grayson Carter
They are back to roots and better than ever.
Grayson Jenkins
There's still QTEs when you try to knock out someone from the front but that's about it
Ayden Ramirez
Something similar is happening to me too. I spent an entire year straight playing almost nothing but Hitman 2016 and I never got bored or tired of it, I love that game so much. But Hitman 2018 doesnt catch my attention so easily. I always end up getting bored and closing the game while in middle of a mission. Mostly its because the maps are way too big and have you walking a lot (especially mumbai), but also because I just hated the hitman 2018 story so much. All those contrived and ridiculous retcons they introduced (47 killing diana's parents? really?) make me hate the new game so goddamn much. Fuck, IO really fucked the Hitman lore too much. I dont even know what they were thinking.
Joseph Ramirez
AAAAAAAAAAAVE
Liam Cooper
it is implied that 47 killed Jordan cross while disguised as the drummer
Charles Sanchez
it might be burnout too, i couldnt get into 2016 at all cause i had played absolution a year prior and used up all my patience for stealth
only now have i loaded up both the new entries and am finding the maps quite consistent give or take between the two games
Wyatt Johnson
i am so fucking mad that i needed to reinstall whole game for some reason, checking game files did nothing
yes i have shit internet
Tyler Fisher
Paris and sapienza. none of the other maps are as gorgeous IMO. you can tell a shit ton of work went into them and a lot of that detail is missing in hitman 2 because they didn't have the sqenix money to fund it.
I hope hitman 3 has an airport level man.
Hunter Williams
>close a hectic online game of gun blazing, explosions, loud noise and instead run Hitman games
>game now is about planning, patience, and admiring the view
it's almost relaxing
Austin Richardson
fucking kino trailer
Logan Scott
Thomas Scott
The new bank featured contract was so good
Brayden Perry
Honestly, if they really decide to continue with this World of Assassination platform where each new game is the same except with minor mechanical improvements, I can see the series developing Yakuza syndrome where it becomes easy to get burned out on them.
Xavier Parker
Paris is so goddamn overrated holy fuck
all you do is boring balcony climbing simulator
Jason Green
>2019
>still no hitman level editor
WHY?
well i guess its because you could endlessly make your own content and remake content from the previous games meaning you wont buy the next hitman game that comes out.
but WHY?
Kayden Russell
watch the no clip series. making a single level is insane
Sebastian Edwards
You just know she's fucked when you see the bald man stand beside her
Adrian Sanders
>it's another "plebs talking about nu-Hitman only since it's the only game they played in the series" episode
Can't wait
Beldingford Manor
Ian Gray
you wouldnt have to make developer quality levels, people always find a way to make fun levels, they dont need to be graphically impressive, but even then you could just make levels out of assets that already exist in the game
Logan Sullivan
I wish her dress was better
Leo Rodriguez
Target opportunities run on a script completely separate from the level editor though. That's not mentioning the fact that NPC dialogue plays a crucial role now.
Nathan Morris
I wish she was naked
Nathaniel Cook
that sucks, guess i have to make my own assassination game with a level editor,
Isaiah Sullivan
For 2016/2, it would have to be Mumbai, its a maze but the main sell for me is that I can bait out all 3 targets out of their fortresses and it opens up more options for the kill
Luis Cox
Who else didn't have the terminus suit unlock when they did an elusive target in silent assassin?
Logan Watson
known bug
Kayden Reed
>finish mumbai
>watch cinematic
>suddenly woke super intelligent black girl appears
>'damn you wypipo crazy'
I was ignoring all the smart dangerous female targets and pretending the game wasnt pozzed up until that point.
And yes it doesnt really matter and i still love the game, but a little part of me still dies inside whenever i run into this shit
Nathaniel Campbell
Hitman threads are among the comfiest on Yea Forums, we truly are the high IQ chads of stealth vidya
Nolan Evans
AND IT DEFINES ME
Mason Rivera
>triggered
Gabriel Morgan
Robert Taylor
she isn't a relevant character at all but subject 6 turned into a 47's sidekick is kinda annoying. he was supposed to be THE FINAL BOSS
Hunter Reyes
The Kashmirian is hanging out in the Crows hideout in Illusions of Grandeur, you're probably right to think that that's the canonical method.
Jose Jones
I wish they had CGI cutscenes in Hitman 2 like in 2016.
Some of the best facial animations I have seen.
Kayden Gomez
The constant was kino as fuck.
Perfectly cast Illuminati, globalist super villain. Genuinely felt disappointed when i saw the stills and couldnt see his character properly acted again.
Josiah Wright
Whittleton Creek or Hokkaido
Dylan Hill
>A nuclear explosion? Please 47, you'll have to do better than that.
Daniel Clark
Henry Morales
0w0
Christopher Stewart
kino
Adam Morgan
Camden Williams
>ze hitman killed him?
>activate quantum immortality
Nathan Walker
The Constant should have been the final target for Season 3. The Partners seem so boring compared to him.
Carter Wilson
Who knows, maybe The Partners will be throughout the game and the Season 3 ends with The Constant or Subject 6
Tyler Barnes
47 only accepted who he was because it was the only way to keep the people around him safe. He didn't want to go back at all.
Jackson Bennett
The ideal final mission for Season 3 would be an Airport with The Constant and Subject 6 as targets. The latter could be an enforcer that sees through every disguise (he could even see through blending spots).
Julian Thomas
>absolution
>storyline is just a ripoff of leon the professional
it wasnt anything special, and i dont get why people even care about story anyways.
Nathaniel Kelly
and you can't subdue or execute him with weapons
does this sound like a good idea?
Levi Edwards
is this for real
Nicholas Kelly
yes, hawke's bay is peak kino
Ryder Parker
On that note Ansel's the best thing that happened to the new games.
Noah Thompson
Would 47 assassinate kids, innocent women and puppies or does he have enough morals to not do that?
Sebastian Lewis
Hitman levels on a conceptual level seems like a theatre play where the audience can fuck up the story and the theatre director has to create contingency plans for it.
>what's this?
Grayson Long
I can't tell if this is sarcasm, but more variety in enemy types wouldn't go amiss.
I'm still waiting for the PALLAS androids to become regular guards who can't be subdued or poisoned, but can be destroyed without a kill penalty.
Cooper Phillips
Ah you just reminded me of how the guy who does game photos at dead end high thrills was handled a special Gears of War 2 PC copy so he could take pictures in it.
Leo Lee
Well that would be an interesting level gimmick, maybe a fun easter egg as an homage for the Gatling craze in Hitman 1, just mowing down these stupid automatons that you drove crazy, a neat crowd interaction.
Xavier Sanders
He would kill innocents, gender isn't an issue. He killed the mail delivery guy in Blood Money for example. He would kill puppies if he has to, he snapped his canary's neck in BM too.
He might not kill kids or rather, he's just never had to find out if he can because his handler has never given him a mission where kids were involved, you cute and funny poster.
Jack Wright
I want a mission where you can kill a dwarf.
>He killed the mail delivery guy in Blood Money
Never understood that.
Oliver Taylor
He also killed (or at best sedated) the fuckin dumb dog in the Playboy party in BM that won't stop barking when you kill his fossil of an owner
Luis Nguyen
why don't they simply include a photo mode. Almost every new game has it now.
Owen Sullivan
47 has no morals and will do what he is ordered to do. That's the whole point of his characters. He has little to no personnality and live to execute order from someone else.
Brody Allen
To balance it out, the androids would have to be damage sponges that can only be one-shotted using explosives or melee weapons. I'm imagining a mission where Jin Po gets PALLAS androids from Kronstadt as his personal bodyguards. There could even be an opportunity where you can reprogram the androids to turn on him.
Lincoln Hall
>"47 this is Diana. Your mission is to obtain critical information from a captive in the bad guy's evil mountain fortress."
>"Oh. Who's the captive?"
>"A 12 year old girl, 47. There is more..."
>"Yes?"
>"The information she holds are self destruct codes for nuclear missiles. 47, this mission is of the highest importance. Twenty minutes ago, Russia has launched ten nuclear missiles headed for new New York and Washington. The ONLY WAY to save the cities lies in the self destruct codes that the girl holds in hear head."
>"Jesus Diana I really dont know if I'm the righ-"
>"47, there is MORE. The girl has a mind blocking chip implanted into her brain, she can NOT willingly give out the codes. Our scientists have done some research, apparently the only way to get the codes from the girl is..."
>"Well? Tell me!"
>"... is to rape them out of her."
>"Jesus fucking christ!"
>"Yes 47, your mission is to infiltrate the fortress and rape the codes out of the girl. There is no other way to get her to tell you the codes. Time is short 47-"
>"I can't just go in there and rape a 12 year o-"
>"The missiles will hit New York in 30 minutes, 47. You are America's only hope. If you do not get the self destruct codes for the missiles out of the girl, tens of millions will die."
NOW we are talking about morals, 47.
What is one life worth?
What are a million lives worth?
Jacob Bennett
Honestly its a waste that he's only given assignments to morally deserving targets.
47 is a merciless psychopath bar the very odd lapse in judgement. He's the guy you want to pull the trigger on that family car in Scarface.
Unfortunately the switch to a more AAA production means its unlikely they'll ever stray from him being an anti-hero.
Camden Diaz
47 doesn't give a shit about politics
Kevin Rivera
this isnt about politics user, its about being given the choice to do something horrible to one person in order to prevent the death of millions or to spare one person and let millions die
Luis Moore
47 would only do it if you raised his fee accordingly.
Isaiah Martin
He would. His training lets him suppress his guilt
Wyatt Myers
I'd rape her and let millions americans die
it's a win win situation
Asher Davis
>Honestly its a waste that he's only given assignments to morally deserving targets.
I mean, how is a guy on vacation with his family more challenging than a guy with a gigantic security detail?
Jaxon Brooks
The thing is in the no clip documentary, the lead writer said that the targets for the new games are decided on based on how high profile they are, how likely it is for them to have a big security detail, and how satisfying it is to kill them.
The series is basically romanticising the whole career of being an assassin. You aren't going to be killing people's exes and innocent shopkeepers like real hitmen do.
Christopher Lopez
47 don't deal with world ending event
Ryan Brooks
>user asking what edition to buy
check
>user asking where does he start playing hitman
check
>usual blood money and absolution trolling
check
paid threads are back. great
I honestly hope the resort is worth the money, mate. I love the game, but nobody gives a fuck about it here because it's good. Don't waste your money on all this viral marketing. People here like to shit on bad games, not praise good games.
Season 3 when?
Jonathan Phillips
>go to sleep and even sleep in
>thread is still up when i return
i love nu hitman
Chase Rodriguez
Isaiah Kelly
>I love Hitman but I don't want a thread about it
Lucas Cook
Leo Edwards
Wait, is Craig Black mentioned that far back in the series?
I've only played the new ones.
Hunter Bell
>that far back in the series
thats literally the mission where you kill him
nvidea ansel labels HITMAN 2 as silent assassin because why would two game be called hitman 2? :^)
Gavin Moore
Except when he does.
Mason Mitchell
Wow.
Hunter Reyes
Jordan Brown
the same thing happens with i think razer mice/keyboards where everything is bound to janky old keys
Logan Hall
Jack Flores
Angel Myers
Daniel Brooks
Anyone else surprised they did not try to pull a "Contract" and remake certain levels as flashbacks?
Cameron Foster
I'm always impressed when the remaining level structure can significantly change based on your actions, like calling in the Kashmirian's hit to make the Malstrom go meet with the other target.
Making Ken Morgan and Jordan meet was great too.
Austin Long
We need more Where's Waldo photos using Ansel.
I wish I had my PC now.
Logan Wilson
>paid threads
the people that unironically believe that companies pay people to shitpost on Yea Forums... clearly have no understanding how to real world works.
Carter Nelson
I'm glad they didn't, I'd rather them focus on new maps
Thomas Rogers
They would if it was justifiable, but the maps from previous Hitman games are so small compared to the new one that it would look like a drop in quality. Maybe if they were just optional flashbacks, but in that case that would be too much effort for such optional content.
Ryder Russell
closest thing i have, only one can be the real santa
Charles Thompson
Jose Clark
I'd love to see a Vatican map, like a Padrino part 3 reference.
Jack Cox
Should've been that Ken Morgan arrives shortly after the mission starts, checks in, and heads to his room. You have to specifically go and intervene to dirty up the room at the start to prevent him from doing this. It's incredibly stupid that he does nothing but walk in a small loop unless you do something
Brandon Gomez
I get what you mean, but it would be too controversial. As a Catholic myself, I'd probably hesitate to play. The idea of running around killing cardinals would definitely piss people off.
Eli Perez
Grayson Edwards
I honestly don't have a problem with the camp, it makes me chuckle.
Benjamin Torres
a contract is a contract
Jaxon Diaz
But there's already been an elusive like that, a pope candidate no less