Yep, I’m thinking he’s STILL MAD

I love Kojima but I'm also slightly sad we can't see Reedus' cock.

Death Stranding is looking to be the Inception of video games. Hollywood esotericism in video game format.

just wait until the game is out on PC

I don't trust modders to make a good dick model. They're going to be fags and make an ideal cock to jerk off to, not a realistic one to look at for amusement.

In the age of clowns, the court jester becomes the most important advisor to the king.

Postal 2 had a pee pee mechanic planned from the very beginning

damn.... that's deep.......

Hayter was shafted and deserved better

Babylon Bee > Clickhole > garbage > The Onion

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David Hayter? More like David HATER!!!

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frogposting faggot.

In the country of the blind the one eyed man is king....damn....

Fuck, I wonder if they were just playing heads up.

Why not? When brainstorming what survival elements to put into a game, having to urinate on occasion is one you'd arrive at pretty quickly.

really makes you think

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wwwwwww

Big thunk.

In modern society, the truth has become satire.

Wow.. it's like, a clown, and a world, and when you put them together you get clown world.. this is like so deep and stuff..

You better start believing in societies....we live in one

Damn I googled this shit to find out its source because it sounds like some shit some old philosopher said but you deadass just came up with that you're fucking smart dude.

Stop pretending you're deep.

>tfw the Onion Week in Review will never come back

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With a bleeding passion. It’s nothing new, retard.

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Clickhole IS The Onion, retard
Babylon Bee is boomer humor

news flash it was satirical but then they went full redpill undertheguise of satire because clown world.

youtu.be/Q4PC8Luqiws

OY VEY!

Now yuo see....

Postal 2 is also a completely different genre and has a different tone.

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woah...that's deep bro

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That is so true Tone

Why don't they make more Sopranos with James Gandolfini in the leading role? People would watch for sure.

based and clownpilled

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Big If True

Fuck this animation is so retarded.
The part with the puppy randomly getting kicked always makes me burst out laughing at how flat out retarded the whole thing is.

woah...society = lived in...

I'm fucking speechless

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V?

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Whoa

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we NEED to get this to the front page reddit!

kino

Put me in the reddit screen cap

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People mock this but it's so true.

Of course not, they really are holding someone prisoner over video games.

All these replies full of irony. Too self conscious about their own intelligence and afraid to leave behind something they believe in.
You're all sheep. Be confident in yourself.

having a catastrophic think

I cringed irl as I was reading this post
Abhorrent.

r/im14andthisisdeep

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Cant you blame him, its like his only recognized work, he is an untalented hack.

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>t.

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most of those anons are mocking him, maybe even all of them

whoa

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I hope you're merely pretending

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its true

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Woah.. I'm a sheep.. so deep..

thats the joke
unless, this is also bait?
wait, is this itself bait?
how far does it go?

damn......

im 12 and what is this?

Damn...truly being a sheep in a wolf's clothing is a blessing in and itself...

MY BRAIN CAN'T HANDLE THIS

dude...

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>inb4 mods ban this user for this obvious joke

deep... deep... I'm a sheep... deep deep I'm a sheep.

yo user chill bro damn man

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fag

I am framing this on my wall

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Not memeing, that's a cool line.

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user always has the best quotes

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its serious then it changes into bait, it never ends

i fucking exploded, thank you user

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Everything is making it up as you go. You think lord of the rings was written in a day? The creative process takes time. You start with a general foundation and then add to it.

there should be an animation that is like this but phones are replaced with water

woah....

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There's drafting out a world and a narrative and then's throwing in various things into a script based on what comes to mind first and what you saw in the theaters recently.

He's going to kill Kojima. He's in Germany right now.

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About Kojima? Probably and he's right.
About Kiefer? Nope, he's friend with him now. Probably because he's 100% returning as Snake in the future.

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Holy crap..that pipe is negative??? How?? Crazy..

>PHONES BAD

Someone post Hayter crying pasta.

this is literally true in Polish folklore

DUDE

yeah, okay... take it easy there Caramel

OH NO

Shut the fuck up incel.

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based Stańczyk posters

damn....
really makes me think....
bravo anno....

I'm gonna use this if that's okay with you

>Some of you are alreadight, Dont go to Germany tomorrow

this poster overdosed on redpills after that post

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Caramel think ds is sh you idiot. Not this.
And a new mg is probably going to be announced sooner than we think

Damn...

woah you seem intelligent nihilistic with a wicked sense of humor

That's really deep also please include me in the screenshot.

I'm stealing this, thank you.

/pol/tards are too dumb to realize

POST OF 2019!

youtube.com/watch?v=e-6eWEhjMa4

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but what about Cracked.com

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Who?

based, why is everyone misinterpreting the joke

HONK

According to Kojima himself he has the entire plot, characters and gameplay in his head before beginning development.

hasnt been good since 2008

That's a cool line and all but c'mon now.

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If you believe this, you're retarded

what

Why this has so many replies? What's wrong with this place?

It's the Streisand effect.

M-muh barista is on board ;-;

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Based ESL-kun can't understand the post

holy cringe batman

It's pretty clear he was winging it with TPP.
He put more effort in the GZ demo than he did with the entirety of TPP

what is the Streisand effect? being that much of a jew that it's abnormal behaviour even on Yea Forums?

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You reminded me that the jester of Henry VIII Of England was the only person that could inform him of bad news. Because he made them into jokes, Henry wouldn’t execute him.

This entire thread is on several layers of irony, it's incredible.
It's a work of art.

No one who works with Kojima likes him. he has to scam money from Sony just to be pretend friend to movie industry people.

I never have to wonder why gaming these days are shit, just look at all these sheeple relies. it's funny baaa baaa

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there's onion gaming? there goes my idea to live off youtube doing memes all day

Google it, user. It's when something is so bad no one would give it attention, but if one person does everyone does, escalating further and further.

but he was a shit big boss

prove it
DS isn't even out yet

Cringe, way to miss the entire point of the OP's pic.

isnt that just every idea?
how the fuck do you create something without making it up in your head as you go? there are constant revisions to make. fuck young people and their "hurry up" mindset. fuck you. make something yourself if you're in such a hurry to be pleased. expectancy can git fkd on a mass scale.

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Based retard

based retard
intelligence is this: cultivate an idea that is too much for brainlets to handle = stupid to them
but if you create an idea that is stupid enough for idiots to grab hold of and then through association feel intelligent it = smart

I really don't think DS is going to take place in some backwater town with George Foreman clones running around while you try to get signatures for your petition.

BASED!

Not really, GZ's map feels like a discarded COD MP map.

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vocaroo.com/i/s0rl2BS3aSVy

>there's no way he planned his game to have a dedicated "urinate" gameplay mechanic for years
Are you retarded?
Any good game evolves and grows, new mechanics are adding that they didn't even think about when first developing the game.

fuck bros...

YOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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how do tits feel like Yea Forums ?
i feel really lonely right now

like sandy coins of bags

What does it feel like to lick a vagina Yea Forums?

Like coins of sandy bags.

Amazing

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caspere knew that

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for me it’s Kefka

>Program your bots to seek out the phrase "oy vey" and label it as cringey. Yes, that's how we subvert Yea Forums, fill it full of fucking normie memes until normie memes are the norm.

>literally sucked kojimas dick until he didnt play snake in mgs5
lmfao.
i really didnt mind that he was pissed that he didnt play snake in mgs5, but for this fucking long.
He's making his bed with konami, cant wait for the new metal gear game to fail.

you see this? This is real philosophy, not that nietszche bullshit. And that is why it wiill never be in a textbook.

People who diss on this by saying

>PHONES DUMB
>TECHNOLOGY BAD

don't understand what it means

they are probably the same kind of people the video makes fun of

We really do live in a society

based

That's literally all it shows, there's nothing more to the animation.

Because endless sequels, franchises and series that just don't stop is one of the many cancers that are killing the entertainment industry.
Prove me wrong

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youtu.be/VASywEuqFd8
youtu.be/vmi-MtP969M

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But who makes the court jester laugh?

But Doctor, I am the court jester.

makes a lot of fair points
a lot of you work as a snowball effect
you see whatever get mocked, and then if enough people gather around, even more with gather round on the mere principal of the allure of popularity. you want to fit in and you will -- incessantly; void of original thought.

This post made me feel euphoric.

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No, I'm the court jester

Clickhole has better writers

WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY

kill jester

>these are the people you share a board with

I don't fucking get it with all these replies. Sounds like any pretentious Facebook quotes

seething

This fucking guy

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That's why 99% of them mock the shit out of the faggot.

based

we're making fun of him

oh fuck

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are you retarded

>all this samefagging

Ayo hol up.

>all these redditfags mass responding to the post

What was the story there again? David didn't want to take part in V or Kojima gave him the boot?

Honk honk

they don't even care. no shame about it.
fucking retards man..

whoa..............

woah

so true, we live in a society

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go take an IQ test
its not going to matter much but at least you'll be
sat by your 100 score

>OLD GOOD
>NEW BAD

so what points are those

I took the test, it told me that we truly DO live in a society

Basé

Basé et Rouge pillulé

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the points in the fucking webm idiot
im not going to sit here and label them out for you
you would know if you had anything connected to your brain stem

They didn't actually imprison him.

cause you can't

>This fucking thread
I hate every one of you.

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you scared man?
come prove to me that you're competent
idc if you lie, i want to know what you think your IQ is

"In the age of clowns, the court jester becomes the most important advisor to the king."

How is that even true you fucking retard

fuck off moron

thought so :)

now yuo see....

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Whoa, deep and edgy. Very cool.

MEME MADE BY GANG WEED

dilate or fuck off back to tumblr/reddit
you inanely post the same stupid shit because its all you have.

I mean, that's completely true.
Kojima didn't plan to make MG2 or MGS1, they just happened.
In fact, a majority of his games blatantly retcon many games prior, MGS1, 3 and V all go out of their way to retcon the classic MSX games, as they were clearly not part of some deep plotline.
The only planned sequel was MGS2.

Descarte of this generation

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V fixes all the plotholes of the MSX games though

now we know how big boss went back to foxhound AND made outer heaven and how he survived twice

Put me in the screenshot pls

youre so fucking gay

HE KNOWS TOO MUCH. SILENCE HIM

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Except we were already given an explanation as to how he survived, where it's said he was rebuilt essentially.
In fact, shit like that has lead to "Venom Snake = Grey Fox????" theories as V created plotholes in an attempt to fix something that wasn't broken.

In the age of society, we live in..
Woah

>Venom Snake = Grey Fox????

you can blame that retard pythonselkan for that

wow, you're so smart user.

woah so clever
you guys are surely light years beyond this primordial level of thought
all of (You) because that's how intelligence works.
everyone gets to be smart, everyone gets a trophy.
just gang up on something and give it your best shot

yes because satire can only be done in the way you like.

lmao butthurt pseudo philosophical retard

every time you fire does it make honking noises?

I wonder what Brian Wilson would have to say about this...

isnt that the same tactic you employ?

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worse of it all is that the clown is the only one who can remind people of their sanity.

but who is the king here?

I say this out loud in the office during lunch. Im now regional manager

>that random dog kick
society does that to you

Woah.. it's like.. you're the chosen one.. dude..

>all this samefagging

hey big joe.

that's the white balance, friend.
actual intellect gets muddied by retard pseuds

The Jester was always an important adviser. They used him to break bad news to King because everyone else just wanted to be yes-men.

The streets used to be littered with newspaper.
Now you hardly see one at all.
The habit never changed, the medium did.

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kinda like the 13th man.

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this makes my thonk become the big thonk

there's nothing "edgy" about it and you use the word "deep" with everything you can't understand
It's a simple message, really, and very relevant.
Get out of middle school before becoming a professional moron on a taiwanese basket weaving forum.

like b-bros...

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underrated, genuinely laughed

this is finally it Yea Forums, i'm just gonna end it here, I dont think I can take this shit anymore.
>epstien shit has me freaking out
>just lost 3k in stocks
>family wants to kill me
>keep hearing niggers and homos giggling 10 feet from my window every night
>get gang stalked every single day
>older brother has recently came out as a tranny and has admitted he has sexual feelings for me
you guys have always been my favorite board, and you've always kept me entertained. I'll return the favor. I'll be streaming my suicide in about 10 minutes. In the mean time, I shall answer any questions, suggestions, etc

>inb4 go out in a blaze of glory
No, not going to ruin other peoples lives.
>inb4 is there anything i can do to change your mind
Nope, its Happening.
>inb4 make your own thread
Nope, currently ISP ranged cucked due to where i live. so im just posting this in the first thread i see.
stream URL + quick rundown:
pastebin.com/s1qa2inZ

See you all soon.
~TG

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this is what people don't understand about eastern culture. eastern philosophy is literally nonsensical, random shit. you see it on all the "classic anime movies" (really bad movies) made by ghibli.
it's just eastern culture at work...

Damn.....

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I've seen the exact same copypasta a couple of days ago
Fuck off and die already attention whore

This will always be the greatest onion video in retrospect.

youtube.com/watch?v=Jn5c1FuLDd4

this is the weakest bait I have ever seen on this mongolian sandal weaving forum
congrats user

more bus pls

dude just let life take its course
be a man. stand in the face of all your adversity and weather the fucking storm. do not let life make a bitch out of you. do not let it crumble your worth. the whole fucking world can burn but you can persist. sit and meditate. ponder life's deepest intricacies. consider the route of a monk just get a clean head on your shoulders and calm down. i don't want to see a bro go out that's why im saying this but it is also something i strongly feel. stay right here and earn your death through natural causes. that is the way my friend. you will absolutely find worth in living if you keep going and if not fuck it, go all the way to the end game with us.
how are you going to let a few minor things punk you out? stand the fuck up. living is hard for a lot of us but its the game. don't let your precious life go -- especially over such silly shit. you will level up and it will get better. that is how humans work.

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>everything i can't conceive of is trolling

It's copypasta you dumb motherfucker

The onion fucking sucks now

Yakuza has a piss minigame

SSS
MET
OXY
KYL
I E
N

well fuck you ive never seen it
not lurking long enough to see some stupid post doesn't make me stupid. i was eating when i saw that so i shat out what i could before 10 minutes. fight me

fucking buffoons

Damn but me in the screencap

SO TAKE THIS RING

>he doesn't spend every waking moment of his life on Yea Forums

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a modern day Plato

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White-Hot Sphere of Pure Rage?

gods what a great picture

Their glory days were always going to be numbered after they released this

youtube.com/watch?v=Q4PC8Luqiws&t=2s

this triggers me more than i'd like to admit

Who cares about the English voice actor of Snake when you have Akio motherfucking Ootsuka in Japanese, the guy behind both Batou from GitS and Blackbeard from One Piece.

Put me and Ferris in the screencap.

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somehow manages to do better game journalism than actual game journos

HUNTERCHADS

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clyp.it/hj0iujnq

Based and philosiphypillled

cute voice

HONK HONK
we live in a society

he didn't even invite him to Kojima studios

You'd think he'd respect the voice of Snake a little bit more as opposed to snubbing him and trying to replace him for 10 years before he even produced MGSV

Fuck Kojimbo desu

really makes you think...

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BASED and honkpilled

.

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Why wouldn't he be mad?

Based Clown user

Whoa.. It’s like the voice of the people is being taken away... so deep...

Whatever you anons do, don't look up David Hayters involvements with Bryan Singers movies and pool-parties or how the two of them got their sex offender buddy to do a cameo role in X2 as an ice-cream guy

Based fuck niggers

>nothing can be slightly deep

They have clearly different writers since clickhole always has better jokes

i take it nobody liked the gameplay video

all this hype for a walking simulator with mgs copypaste gameplay

>I like Wario Land more than Super Mario Bros
>UHHH THEY'RE MADE BY THE SAME PEOPLE RETARD

Actually from videos so far that doesn't seem far off, just replace the D list celebrities with other D list celebrities and video gaymers
I doubt the Taliban will be in DS though

i love the part where some random guy just kicks a fucking puppy in front of the child

Kojimbo still has TGS to win people over, but this is looking to be another western open world game with a bunch of esoteric nonsense layered over it.

pretty much, even Jeff had to do damage control:

wccftech.com/geoff-keighley-doesnt-think-were-prepared-for-what-kojima-has-in-store-death-stranding-online/

(Kojima is probably paying him to appear on his has been celebs game, that's how sad this shiz is )

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This will be the straw that breaks the camels back
Usually the crowd laughs at the clown
But when the clown laughs at the crowd, that’s the chaos element

Put ME in the screencap, reddit

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Aaand dropped

Fuck this leftist dumbass

m.youtube.com/watch?v=bfxOMYpA8dM

kek

Kojimba should sue him for saying he's snake, he's not

Anyway this game is gonna be good and its already BTFOing roasties by implying fetuses are alive

>redditspacing
>Roasties
go back to your incel subreddit

>one person samefags his stupid post
>now everyone wants to be in the screencap
put me in it too

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dilate, discord tranny

we've another plato on this thread boys

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Based

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>buzzword buzzword buzzword

I follow The Onion and literally every single time I click on a post of theirs I see these exact words.

>homo faggot aids

How do I stop being ironic? Genuinely asking. This shit is getting on my nerves.

woah... my head...

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INCLUDE ME IN THE SCREENCAP. HI MOM!

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i get the jew joke, but what is the blabbler supposed to be?
generic woman?
mother/wife/gf?

I uploaded that to various subreddits please upvote them, let's see resetera seethe

reddit.com/user/WhiteyAltRighty

Based

I forgot how funny these were. I wonder what the actors are doing now.

Damn I didn’t know hideo posted here... that’s deep

>MilkingDemElks

I see what you did there

Go back

>actual Redditor

>reddit
kys

Seething

Lol

everyone that replied to that shit is reddit and you all need to go back
its just one statement but because you saw a bunch of numbers you followed toe like a good goy
faggots

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best post ever made on Yea Forums

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Mind = blown

Deep...

Based and honk pulled

Welcome to post election Yea Forums

satire is news at this point user. Have you not been paying attention?

Someone screencap this line and see how long it takes for some vidya company to quote it in their game

A daring synthesis

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who?

It's already on Reddit so I'll give it a year or so

That user deserves all the mockery in the world, fuck you

fuck off back to your epic clown pepe subreddit

Link that article now mother fucker.

Deep

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how could we have been so blind...

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I can't because it's banned

>too stupid to realize all the replies are mocking that moron
>even when my previous post states it directly
user...

put my post on the tinder page

high iq poster

whoa...
society...

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I thought you were saying the other user calling him out was deserving of being banned my bad

bottom text

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put this post in the cum tribute

aside from voicing Snake, what does this old piece of turd did in his life? everything he does now it's NOT moving on, hes not happy, mad like a women on period, hes just on twitter allday long searching some poor soul he can sue because of MUH VOICE COPYRIGHT or KOJIMA IS BAD BECAUSE...HES BAD!

fuck, this is pathetic af, even more pathetic than me.

based

basado y rojopilado

What the fuck

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

*rojoempildorado

whoa

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Did the screenplay for x-men
Was in some movies
Directed a movie
Also I doubt there was any Ill will, it was just a funny article

That’s it, beta uprising tomorrow

I'm staring at my phone because what I'm reading on it is more interesting than anything people around me have to say. My boss feels the need to comment on "the phone generation" every time he walks through the break room, but never gives us a reason to give him attention. Want to blab on and on about politics or sports? Sorry, don't care.

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Ladies and Gentlemen, what we have witnessed today is the most red pilled man alive post the most red pilling post to have ever been posted. It truly is a red pill to end all red pills.

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That's fucking stupid shut up

how dare he want human interaction

Based pseud poster

why so many replies lol brainlets

>common saying
entire fucking board makes fun of him
what the fuck is happening what did this poor man do to you?

Monkey see...

monkey do....

dude

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unearned confidence is worse

>what does did
ESL retard

woah..........

How come my posts don't ever get tons of replies?

Damn bro...

GOOD user GOOD!

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Because they're unremarkable
Not good enough to be praised, not bad enough to be mocked

you're not retarded/intelligent enough to earn them

How does one become remarkable?

THESE SYSTEMS ARE FAILING SYSTEMS ARE FAILING SYSTEMS ARE FAILING

i know were you want this to go user-kun

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PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP!!!!

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I don't know
:(

Hayters gonna hayte

put me in the fucking screencap

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Honking my brains out over here

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impressive....
we are in a society..... phone generation........ woah

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Fuck it, I'll reply to (you).

This clown world will be no more brother. AS JESTERS WE'LL RISE, AS KINGS WE'LL DIE

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>*
> basado y

Thread theme: youtube.com/watch?v=rvYrUIkgHcU

Wha-

why, tumblr?

It's a good saying, man.

dude... thsis deeper than my mom's asscrack...
woah...................

how are there no gets in any of these replies

Fuck off.
Always be confident.
If you don't believe in yourself, change yourself into someone you can believe in.

Big if true

go back, you fucking retard

wow what an immensely funny joke, tumblr! haha

maybe if you give me a kiss

Yea Forums-kun, is that you...?

wahahaha
see its funny because he pretend like he Japanese and like he see it can only be wacky Yea Forums!
xd

>wow what an immensely funny joke, tumblr! haha

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bahahahaha
a classic, a ture classic!!!
WOJAK IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
8-D don't wanna be a soiboi crying like wojak!!!

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LOL its funny because he's gay! get it?/?

*mwah*
Remember, Anons: I love you all.
And so does Jesus.

he actually give him a kiss... pffffffbaahahahaha damn this is wacky..
LOL BETTAR DIAL 8!!! x-----DDD -

It’s like a waterfall

onions gamers

They were right

it is, it truly is my freidn.
isn't it glorious? we really did it this time. send it to trump. you know as a goof ! be fuckinhg based

onions un gamer

>ywn effortlessly get these many (You)s with a dumb shitpost

why even live bros

fuck niggers

That's not the streissand effect you absolute brainlet

Why does Matt Walker look and act like such a Chad while Itsuno is the nerdy dorky virgin type? It looks almost like a caricature wtf

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the only bigger clown then me...?
that's society

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...when you get in deep and gamble with TUMBLR! xDD - -- -

HAPPENING

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nice beard faggot :]

Remember when the onion was funny?

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cameo.com/guyversnake
I half want to pay the $75 for him to read Jack Bauer and Venom Snake quotes.

am i the only person (in 1st world) who has no phone?

>all these replies as if this is a particularly remarkable post
this board is dead

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upvoted redditbro

You sir, deserve an upvote

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give me (you)s too niggers

Don't spend them all in one place.

Why has this got so many replies?

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Retards making dumb WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY jokes.
It's legitimately a good quote.

because tumblr/reddit/resetrannies want to present 4channel as woke, and to hopefully warp a couple newfag's mindsets.

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Damn...

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he's right you know?

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Mind if I screencap this?

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Israel has no right to exist

*dilates in your direction*
yep, i'm posting this on reddit, kiddo, you just made the internet cringe

Unironically correct but youre still a 16 yr old faggot

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Why is this sticky?

Based. Good Christian comedy is so much better than this lefty ‘satire’ BS.

I never have a reason to post this picture, and now I will

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4channel is indistinguishable from reddit.

ye abut the onione was good enough to have a movie
suck that down for tick

nigger weebs are surprisingly good and quaint and make good tunes.

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True

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> later on in the hour, tips for stretching out your vagina without having a baby

not true
on reddit content for specific boards stay on those boards and dont leak out into other boards incessently

damn...when you put it like that...

> bumping your own post until bump limit
dedicated sameposter

I think you might be autistic, user

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in this type of joke structure, you have way too much freedom.
you can latch on to that post and ironically say "whoah" or whatever shit and feel like youre a nihilist with a wicked sense of humor.
the joke can then be taken in a number of ways
a couple prominent examples being: user said an edgy thing so we make fun of him for it.
or, user said an edgy thing and we make fun of him but in a satirical manner.
you can always just claim you're ahead of the curve with it by posting anything vague and ironic and whatever side is more prominent in the end you could agree with or be content with silently agreeing with the user.

The brain stores cum and I've got a headache.

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making shit up as he goes along, sort of like a writer might do?

Holy fuck

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We live in a society

Toasting in epik bread

damn.. i guess we DO live in a society

ayo siri? upvote this post :)

What's it like to get this many you's?

thumbnail looks like that bethesda nip

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Is everything supposed to be ironic now? I guess i know why all you fags are so angry all the time, nothing matters to any of you because everything is just ironic.

>Game has mechanic where water and rain age things
>pissing makes things grow for no reason
user I don’t know what to tell ya

Calls the fucking navy, these insights are winning us the cold war

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Holy based

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docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Pyuccx_uSqDJhoPSpa-hYA_BAhPTdOZTRjuTtldmDRs
Have you read the script yet, Yea Forums?

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i feel like this tonight img tonight

All these replies and not one lick of cunny... Shame...

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Deep

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>Nooooo I'll punch this drunk fat guy, this way I'LL get the girl
What a fucking hypocrite

Yes, we know food are animals...what was that part even trying to convey?

How does Onion stay in business when real life is just as cracked as the parodies now?

oh my god..

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You can make your horse shit on command in Phantom Pain.

Put me in the screencap bruh

Why is this getting do many fucking (you)s what the fuck is this post even saying?

this, but unironically

>t. brainlet

FLAPJACK
POST THAT THING YOU POST, EVERYDAY, ALL THE TIME

Yep for me, this is post of the year

>the points in the fucking webm idiot
lmao retard. Yes dude, everybody is a drooling retard whenever they look at a phone.

kino

Well maybe he should be more fucking interesting, the dumb fuck is less interesting than a 2by4 inch screen lol.

>Half the thread is le epic upboats to a generic quote

the screencap...

not what i meant man
the phone thing is an extreme generalization but in the first 15 seconds you have individuals crowding around people beating someone with sticks and the individuals around merely capture it in recording. (again a heavy exaggeration, everything presented in the clip is.) but you can see this happening in cities/schools/suburbs sometimes.
you have family more focused on their electronics than family time together. during the dial-up days i do remember talking with my family more. i could have talked with them more simply out of expectance and obedience, though i think now the distraction of my electronics keeps me far more isolated.
you've got your now classic internet thots who seemingly only care about their self image -- a sexual one at that. not really a surprise or anything.
the expressing yourself solely through emojis is pretty common.
the girl phasing into the filters of her phone and immediately appearing more attractive is very common. wahmen use filters all the time
and so on and so fourth.
I think the format being a cartoon is suggesting that this is meant to be heavily exaggerated for the intention of spreading it's messages.

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he is interesting, it's not his fault you find no value in the merits of huiman interaction. He keeps mentioning the phone gen because he is disgusted at the fact that he was forced to hire you, thanks to anti-discrimination. If the dude has his way i gurantee he would kick your ass right out the place in favor of someone he can relate to more, and therefore get more work done/enjoy his time at work more. He is 100 times more miserable than you because he has to deal with a disinterested, disingenuous brat. lol.

>NOOOOOOOOO THEY MADE FUN OF DRUMPF
lel

>me.me/i/eirs-i-see-these-exact-words-close-back-anonymous-no-4752254145-ce47be741b954d168e41160b690d056d
which one of you cringy fucks was this

>he is interesting
Lmao are you talking about yourself now? You been ignored by people because nobody cares about you, is that it? Shame user, there's nothing that can be done to help smooth brains like you I'm afraid.

Why not spare yourself the trouble of existing and just kill yourself?

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Well done user, you've become the big think of our generation.

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am I too late for the screencap?

you dont have to project on an user imageboard, user. sounds like you got mad cause im right. just remember who your boss is wagecuck.

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You are autistic, user

>xcucks and konami shills still screeching

nice

probably but have I not pointed out anything of merit?
there is more to the video than just muh phones
another example being the protag "incel" looking through the window at the girl, she has the ability to swipe through an inane amount of selections, so why would he ever have a chance?
there is a lot going on in the video, it just presents itself in this overbearing "phones are bad" on the surface if you quickly watch through, especially with a grimace.
also to clarify i see some grammatical errors like fourth and such but that doesn't really matter