Minecraft 1.15

1.15 will have organic gluten-free honey, are you excited?

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if Notch still owned the game what would the patch notes be

That's like saying "lactose-free honey"

How about VEGAN honey?

Bees are a neat addition, though.
They feel like something notch would have added in a Friday update in the early days of Minecraft.

imagine being a multi-millionaire and selling your love-child to big coporation just to have some millions more on your bank account.
what is notch even doing right now? he has become a twitter posting neet.

>what is notch even doing right now?
Getting clowned on by furfags of all people. The dude says what he wants, and that's cool, but when it comes to actual banter, he's shit.

>added niggers that drop welfare checks on kill
>every minecraft purchase now comes with free exhentai invite and exclusive access to bestiality loli comics
>streamers are banned from recording minecraft gameplay unless they purchase 100000$ license

that's the world I fucking want to live in, this would be heaven.

>vegan honey
i don't get this how is it not vegan in the first place same thing with beans?

If you are a "multi-millionaire", then you can't be a NEET.
You need to manage your wealth.
notch is arguably doing a terrible job at that, though.

>You need to manage
lmao you just need to have it sit on your bank account, don't try to sound smart. of course you can do something with it, but you don't have to.

adding bees is fucking retarded, Mojang knows all we want and need is a cave/nether update yet they don't do it, because of "muh game balance" or something.
shit, modders made mods for caves that Mojang could add into their game (like they did with Mo'Creatures) that wouldn't change any "game balance" whatsoever, but of course Microsoft need its merch money so it's never going to happen.

Bees are animals.

subsituting honey for sugar is fine. But subsituting sugar for honey is food fraud. Im callong the FDA and requesting an inspection of their facillities.

are beans animals too?

Nope, but I didn't talk about beans.
You did.

The honey is not a bee product. It is something bees gather.
That'd be like calling Broccoli non-vegan because a human farmer gathered it, and humans are animals.

Humans are excluded by vegans, aren't they?
I mean, if they weren't, they literally couldn't eat anything.
They are a weird bunch, but probably not suicidal.

>It is something bees gather.

It's bee vomit.

Billions, actually

What? Honey is literally bee vomit. They just collect Pollin

>a ??? profit meme
kinda cringe but also based

They're bee-limic.