Passes by

>leffen literally stares at the puzzle piece bounce by
>acts super excited when banjo shows up
>fuck off fakefags you're all worse than genofags that have never played or even put him in your party in the game

OOOOOOOOOH
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH BANJOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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This

Remember that Etika and plenty of other YouTube spaz merchants like him failed to recognise

- The FFVII intro music
- Bayonetta's voice
- Simon's chain mace
- The jiggy

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>Complains about fake fans
>Calls a jiggy a "puzzle piece"

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OMG IT'S RICHER

Meanwhile Max_Dood's eyes light up with realization instantly.

>Caring about semantics

>it's over guys, we lost
>time to cope. It's cope time
>NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

but it aint tho

to be honest some international versions of the game did call them puzzle pieces or jigsaws

I literally couldn't breathe.

post blessed reactions then
here's an obvious start:
youtube.com/watch?v=XlO52WSp4ag

Well those nerds are wrong. Checkmate

But it is user. Quit crying

Gamer gatekeeping thread?
>Those guys who didn't recognize K. Rool's screen-shaking stomp in Sakurai's outro and then pretended to be clever by calling out the villain reel

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Zoomers love this.

Gatekeeping is based. Only dorks that don't make the cut get mad at gatekeeping.

I didn't even see it first time desu but I knew immidiently from it continuing the DK trailer that it was him

Max is a based nigga

He recognised FFVII and Bayo's voice instantly and his hype is genuine

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>I realize Simon is in Smash the second I see the Medusa.
>Finish Richter’s “Die monster!” line as soon as he starts saying it.
>The “fans” on youtube barely know who Simon is and are baffled by Richter.

The only part when gatekeeping is a pain in the ass is when people refuse to give source to an artist who's name is either completely in a foreign language or a nonsensical onomatopoeia.

*jiggy passes by*
*pic related appears*

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>475206117
No.

>people didn't recognize the first few notes of the original pso theme when sega announced pso2 for the west

Honestly they're worse than console war shit.

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Simon was accidentally leaked the night before so as soon as there was a castle it was obvious
Ritcher I didn't get until I heard him do his "You don't belong in this world!" speech

Somehow I missed the first 5 seconds, and nearly shat myself when I saw the shadow. My friend was like "I knew as soon as I saw the jiggy." blew my mind when I re-watched

NOOOOOOOOOO

Don't pass me by.

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Thanks to Max Dood I recognized it and lost my shit before any of my friends who have actually been able to play it did.

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING....

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All things must pass.

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say what you want about Nario, but he's about the only guy I've seen call their Final Smash the Jinjonater, as well as calling out K. Rool getting buried Grunty style at the end
youtube.com/watch?v=MCzwbAVeLi8

I was surprised people didn't recognize him considering how popular that WHAT IS A MAN scene is.
People not recognizing Incineroar was also pretty shocking.

Tragically that scene is remembered more for Dracula's half rather than as a whole.

>semantics autism
If someone says "mushroom" in regards to the mario powerup do you go NO THAT'S A SUPER MUSHROOM IT'S A FUCKING SUPER MUSHROOM YOU FAKE FAN

>ruins the greatest smash game

>- Simon's chain mace
The Vampire Killer is a whip/flail

Supershroom in my household.

is there ever an explanation as to why sometimes its leather and why it's sometime steel

fuck off

It's magical

The former is for pleasure, the latter for business.

I was in a voice chat with friends and i lost it the moment the first horn played
Cue all my friends being super confused at me yelling HOLY SHIT nonstop for a good 5 seconds until the actual video started playing and saw why i was screaming

>stevies still trying to shitpost almost 3 months after they got btfo
Pathetic

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why is Banjo such a bearlet

>Immediately recognize the Jiggy passing by
>shrugs because indifferent towards Banjo

this
it should've been battletoads

It would have been nu-battletoads with my luck.

We call it Vinny's Magical Funghi

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Steveposters were a blessing

>actually doubting sakurai
if there's anything you can count on with sakurai is character design we're talking about the same guy who told bandai to fuck off with they wanted him to use the ghostly adventures design for pac man

everybody gangsta til the jiggy shows up

I was disappointed the instant I saw it.

Imagine if Steve got in with the grotesque design

no they really were not

t. banjo smashboards user

>*fuck off when they
fuck

>we're talking about the same guy who told bandai to fuck off with they wanted him to use the ghostly adventures design for pac man
I don't think they ever offered it, Sakurai was just speaking hypothetically about if they ever DID try to make him do that.

He's a living teddy bear. Grunty's theme is a riff on teddybear picnic

>surprise, Richter Belmont ("wait, who is this? 'Richer'? I don't know who he is.")
>Hero's skins (you will not believe the amount of retards I saw who thought the alt skins were all Echoes, separate characters, or a Pokémon Trainer deal)
>Jiggy bouncing by ("what was that? DIXIE KONG!?!")
I dunno if any were intentional, but these were all quite effective poser exposers.

I was rooting for Steve but I was happy to see banjo none the less

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youtube.com/watch?v=z3k1p0hsdqE
41:17

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I have to say though, I do wish they made a different trailer instead of repeating the same gag they did before twice.

>tfw unironically a stevefag
>will never escape this shit posting

You know what they say
>i don't think this is a game for gamers, i think this is a game for POSERS

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It's called a puzzle piece in the game too

>when everyone mistakes the opening theme of FF7 for fucking star fox

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I couldn't even tell it was a Jiggy cuz it went by so fast.
I thought it was a coin or some shit.

To frank even although I love Rondo and SotN Ritcher said "Begone! You don't belong in this world, monster!" instead of the iconic first translation. That caught me off guard.

But as soon as Ritcher came in I was fucking screaming at the screen

Who's frank?

The current Belmont.

You've never heard of Frank Belmont?

Is he related to Juese?

I must've been the only one autistic enough to recognize Richter right away via his... tunic(?) opening flap through the flames.

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He's his nephew.

>ywn play Frank Belmont's game which takes place during Cold War and he has to infiltrate Drac's Castle using all kinds of high tech holy spy shit.

Cry some more

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Yoshi is also a dragon

He also made himself a vampire "unconventionally", meaning he strove to gain immortality to put an end to his descendant's suffering by perpetually taking their place as the chosen Belmont.

Was wondering why Cloud was part alien and then I remembered Jenova Cells

Nah there was some old dude who streamed the direct and did

>Banjo... Kazooie... We're home...

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I never had an n64 please forgib me...
Based and same. I wanted Richter to have his command moves from SOTN and PoR though.

I wonder what Steve’s fan art would’ve been..

Inside or outside Yea Forums?

Bottles confirmed. Stevefags on life support.

>passes by
Is it Dixie Kong? Why the fuck are they playing this again
>silhouette
BANJO!?
>duck hunt dog
NOOOOOO SAKURAI!! IT MUST BE DIXIE THEN!!!
>banjo kazooie are raring to go
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! BANJO KAZOOIE!!!! THEY DID IT!!!! NINTENDO YOU WON EVERY E3 FOR ETERNITY!!!!! I CANT WAIT
>2 weeks later
>decides to kill himself before they even have a release date

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Samus was raised by birds shes not one

this. when did "gatekeeping" stop being a good thing around here?

it's explicitly stated in canon that she has chozo DNA

Outside, I already know what Yea Forums would’ve produced

Keep pretending banjo's a big deal.

Probably some motivational "lets build the future of Smash!" shit and other cute stuff like Steve helping people fix things like in Mario Maker 2.

>Game and Watch
>half cephalopod

Nobody is pretending, zoomer scum
There are plenty of Fortnite threads for you to floss in

If he's a big deal, where are the games?

He is, at least by Nintendo's standards for Smash.

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youtu.be/-wePMpw1XuI
>three million views

>microsoft
>making games

>Is in Smash
>Isn't a big deal
You must be one of those guys who still shit on Shantaefags even though she's in the game too in spirit.

Seems like one for you that's for sure

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youtu.be/GqeFSqfgpbI

Smash isn't a hall of fame. I'd rather not measure the value of a character by a party fighter where they get to ride on mario and pokemon's coat tails.

Then why do you care whether or not Banjo is "a big deal?"

youtu.be/3IVh2tYDWhY
This is the most authentic Banjo reaction because these guys have been waiting 20 years.

youtube.com/watch?v=Ze4igmtniIc
Based zoomer.

I'm mocking the overblown fanboyism for a character who hasn't gotten any games for over a decade.

>Implying they’d make a third party deal with Microsoft just for a fucking gag only to not announce Banjo after showing his shadow
Are people this retarded

I'm pretty sure someone came based on the sounds they're making.

>Iconic 3rd party characters in Smash always get a new game every year and none are mishandled or ignored by their incompetent developers

>for a fake clickbait trailer
uh-huh

Why pretend those characters are important these days either?

I wonder what the alternate universe where Steve was shown off at E3 instead of Banjo at the end would be like

F

I audibly groaned because I don't care for banjo and I didn't want rosterfags to have the satisfaction.

I see K.Rool with DK and Diddy, it took a second for me to put it together that these were the Rare crew. My gut well telling me it was banjo but the Jiggy solidified it to me.

>Uses views to determine popularity
I purposely avoided using views because it's inaccurate but if we are going by that, then by compiling the various Banjo trailers on Youtube, this prank trailer for Steve in Smash sits at about 3 million, while Banjo total, has 9 million views and is approaching 10 million.

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Imagine reacting to something in real life because of how Yea Forums is going to be later.

>plank of wood
?

Haven't you stopped to realize that people like them for their old games or just their design? So are we supposed to just drop a character because a game wasn't made within the last 2-3 years? Sounds boring if you ask me.

Some people live their entire life caring that much about what anonymous people on an anime imageboard will think about something.

>the fucking Plant was more liked than Incineroar, a character revealed the same day
Ouch.

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You mean a jiggy?

It's not like that was the entire reason for my disappointment, user, I just didn't want him.

I never said you can't like old games. But the overhyping for a character who can't even games anymore is apparent. No one loses their shit over captain falcon or ness these days.

If Steve was revealed it would’ve had a much larger reaction

Nobody is allowed to like old games. Got it. Old bad new good.

Not him, but you are a faggot

Starts at 38:38
youtu.be/mlfZmArk9Sc?t=2311

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>Sonic isn't important
>Simon isn't important
>Mega Man isn't important
>PAC-MAN ISN'T IMPORTANT
Stupid, stupid zoomer. Without these characters and the franchises they are from, you wouldn't be able to play Fortnite on your mom's iPad. These games influence games being made today, and will influence games being made 100 years from now. They laid the foundation for countless games.

the shitstrom would have been legendary if they did that

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Damn son you r assblasted

unironically got nerd chills when i saw it

There’s two slots left

Octopus

DKCR Tikis.

Oh, I meant this guy.

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>Thinking that there will be another Microsoft character, and if actually there’s another it’s going to be Steve instead of master chief or conker

Hypothetical scenarios and "what ifs" don't count as evidence user. Banjo being in Smash is a huge deal, and the reaction is clearly visible on all the major sites, Nintendo themselves even acknowledged it. You are just going to have to cope with this fact.

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Why the fuck would they ever add Conker and nips hate Halo

Do you like mudkips?

If Fortnite Man was revealed it would've been a much larger reaction too.
Do you want him in Smash as well?

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>even with everything in this post being known, stevefags still think a bait and switch will occur where Banjo is traded in for Steve the day of his release

I called it a jigsaw. Finished B-K way back in 1998. Have mercy, Jesus.

>master chief is Xbox’s mascot and one of their most beloved franchises
> Conker is another Microsoft Character that has a big history with Nintendo and how his game transformed into what it is

and its never going to happen

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Outside of Yea Forums:
>shitposting would be rampant
>Steve would’ve been the biggest reveal by far surpassing banjo because it’s fucking Minecraft
>streamers would onion out like always for views but it would be them laughing over the fact that fucking STEVE FROM MINECRAFT got in
>banjo fans would’ve been extremely crushed and Shinobi would’ve backpedaled
>banjo fans would take to their twitter accounts to complain about Steve being in but would get ratio’d with “hoes mad” Steve
>banjo fans would be reduced to a small pocket in smashboards where they would cry
>banjo fans would would lash out at Phil Spencer and Nintendo on twitter and their tweets would be posted everywhere in a mocking manner
>twitter artists would draw fanart
>Minecraft YouTubers would play smash
>kids would be drawn to it because the Minecraft man is in
Yea Forums:
>Steve’s sticky would’ve gotten more replies
>smash threads couldn’t exist because Stevefags would derail them instantly
>new Steve oc would be pumped out constantly
>banjo threads wouldn’t be able to exist on Yea Forums because Stevefags would derail
>steveposting would’ve gotten so far out of hand and mods would’ve definitely have to stepped in

Still doesn’t prove anything Conker would never be included because nobody gives two fucks about him and nips would be enraged over Halo and plus Halo started the downfall of FPS

Nobody actually thinks that it’s just Steveposters shitposting

>muh sekret club
Autism has become an epidemic

you gave up.
All those characters besides simon have had games in recent history they are still important for now.

>dude wouldn't it be amazing if it was something that pissed everyone off? lol epic XD
Eat shit, you miserable fucking saltniggers for what it's worth, Pack 4 and/or 5 are bound to be stupid bullshit anyway. You'll probably have your fun again then.

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I want to see his pic with the new fan render of conker in it

>nobody cares about conker in smash
When like 2 days ago this happened, proving that there is a fan demand for conker

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Grinchfags were eternally btfo as soon as he showed up

>Stevefags still haven't recovered

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Nooooooooooooooooooooo :(

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The render impressive from an artistic standpoint, but nothing about the tweet's Likes or Retweets are. I know this is the fucking death knell for a character, but Conker (or something from his world) feels like he'd be Assist Trophy-worthy.

>Why aren't you happy when a character you don't like got announced?
Sorry I don't have the mentality of a cuckold, user

But would he say the f word and the a word and the s word or the n word?

It's kind of sad, like "GOOOD MORNING Yea Forums" was actually funny for a while, but now they've genuinely become so assblasted over a retro character being revived.

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u wot m8? I'm actually glad that banjo made it in I'm just saying the shitposting would've been legendary if they did that

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Were there any people unironically hoping for Steve?
Any videos?

Reminder:
Low tier
No Rare replay ports
No game being made
Cut by next game
The back to being
Forever irrelevant

>someone made a smash render and it got 6k likes
Show me the smash polls where he actually placed

>user
>retard
Checks out

>no one loses their shit over captain falcon or ness these days
because they're grandfathered in and expected to be there. That doesn't mean they aren't thoroughly and widely loved. Everyone would be wondering why Sakurai suddenly had an aneurysm if he ever removed them.

It's obvious the drowned chimp was fake, people only cared about him in the first place because muh funny screams

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I didn't even notice it to be honest.

youtu.be/akMjMxXEpTY
Moveset videos all the comments are people wishing for Steve

based and beatle-pilled

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Conker himself only swears like 2 or 3 times in the entire game, and remember that bayonetta also comes from a M rated game and that the rating for smash ultimate went to E10+ to teen in the hero direct

REIMU IS IN FUCKING SMASH
FUCK BANJOFAGS
FUCK STEVEFAGS
FUCK EDRICKFAGS
FUCK SORAFAGS
FUCK DOOMFAGS
FUCK EVERY OTHER CHARACTER
REIMU IS IN SMASH AS THE FOURTH FIGHTER FUCK ALL OF THE OTHER LEAKS
SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP REIMU IS IN REIMU IS IN REIMU IS IN REIMU IS IN REIMU IS IN REIMU IS IN REIMU IS IN REIMU IS IN REIMU IS IN REIMU IS IN REIMU IS IN
REIMU IS GETTING IN YOU FAGGOTS
FUCK YOU EDRICKFAGS
FUCK YOU BANJOFAGS
FUCK YOU DOOMFAGS
FUCK YOU ASHLEYFAGS
FUCK YOU STEVEFAGS
FUCK ALL OF YOU
FUCK EVERYONE
KILL YOURSELVES
DIE DEGENERATES
HAVE SEX
COPE AND KEEP SEETHING AND DILATE TRANNIES
BUY HER GAME BUY HER GAME BUY HER GAME BUY HER GAME BUY HER GAME BUY HER GAME BUY HER GAME BUY HER GAME BUY HER GAME DEATH TO ALL OTHER CHARACTERS REIMU IS SMASH INCARNITE BUY NOW DO IT NOW SKDMOAKSNEHWKDNSUAKDNJSNXIKWNSDOKSNXIMEIXKXEKOSMXWKDNIDKRRNOWKNDDIDKEMSDJEMDIMANDUIDNEISMDJEOSNDUEKZNXIDKSNDKWKDDJRNFMCIKSDNDUSKXNXIDJEKAOXMDUEKSMXNXUDKSMXNXISOSMXIEMDJFKCOEMSPSKDENMSXUOFMEIDJFOEOWKXDJDIKDFMCIEKDNFIAKXMFUEIFMDUXIDNUWDKDJEIEKZMXUDISKXKDISOXJXJEIXKDIDKXJEISKWPWJDJDJDDDDXIIDJXJDIJK
YOUR BEAR WILL NEVER GET INTO SMASH YOU FAGGOT OFF YOURSELF
REIMU IS IN SMASH AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU AND YOUR 30 YEAR OLD BEAR BODY CAN DO ABOUT IT YOU FILTHY FUCKING FAGGOT DIE YOU LOSER
BANJOFAGS BTFO
EDRICKFAGS BTFO
DOOMFAGS BTFO
EDELGUARDFAGS BTFO
ASHLEYFAGS BTFO
STEVEFAGS BTFO
KILL YOURSELVES
DEGENERATES
REIMU WINS SUCK MY DICK
KILL YOURSELVES
GET BTFO FAGS AND RESETERA TRANNIES
MODS = FAGS
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK SPICS
FUCK GOOKS
MODS = NIGGERS
AND FINALLY FUCK YOU OP
FUCK 4CHANNEL AND FUCK Yea Forums
MODS SUCK JEWISH COCK FOR A LIVING
FUCKING CASTRATE NIGGERS EVERYDAY
FUCK BANJO NIGGERS
FUCK ASHLEY NIGGERS
FUCK TODD NIGGERS
FUCK SHANTAE NIGGERS
FUCK EDRICK NIGGERS
FUCK SORA NIGGERS
FUCK STEVE NIGGERS
REIMU IS FUCKING IN DIE NIGGERS
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST KILL YOURSELF OP
SHE IS IN NIGGERS

Anyone got the boomer who was reacting to Simon, wanted Richter, and recognized their designs by artist?

Imagine taking your time to make this

If you didn’t instantly realize that was a jiggy, you’re not a real BK fan.

Do you actually believe that fucking Conker is in?

>implying it wasn't easy to miss
>claiming to be some huge banjo fan but calling it a puzzle piece instead of a jiggy (jiggie?)
>watching streamers in the first place

No, but I would like it

Its funny seeing reactions where they have no idea who the character is until the name appears. Like with the simon trailer, it was obvious right frmo that start that it was castlevania, and there were castlevania enemies attacking luigi but people still didn't know.

I never played some of these new games like FE Awakening or Xenoblade so I guess I am the opposite of the current smash audience.

Apparently some people were able to instantly recognise the luminary from the first close up of his horse

I cried when Richard Belmont was revealed. Same with that character that jontron likes.

>Same with that character that jontron likes.
Who?

>mfw

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REIMU IS IN FUCKING SMASH
FUCK BANJOFAGS
FUCK STEVEFAGS
FUCK EDRICKFAGS
FUCK SORAFAGS
FUCK DOOMFAGS
FUCK EVERY OTHER CHARACTER
REIMU IS IN SMASH AS THE FOURTH FIGHTER FUCK ALL OF THE OTHER LEAKS
SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP REIMU IS IN REIMU IS IN REIMU IS IN REIMU IS IN REIMU IS IN REIMU IS IN REIMU IS IN REIMU IS IN REIMU IS IN REIMU IS IN REIMU IS IN
REIMU IS GETTING IN YOU FAGGOTS
FUCK YOU EDRICKFAGS
FUCK YOU BANJOFAGS
FUCK YOU DOOMFAGS
FUCK YOU ASHLEYFAGS
FUCK YOU STEVEFAGS
FUCK ALL OF YOU
FUCK EVERYONE
KILL YOURSELVES
DIE DEGENERATES
HAVE SEX
COPE AND KEEP SEETHING AND DILATE TRANNIES
BUY HER GAME BUY HER GAME BUY HER GAME BUY HER GAME BUY HER GAME BUY HER GAME BUY HER GAME BUY HER GAME BUY HER GAME DEATH TO ALL OTHER CHARACTERS REIMU IS SMASH INCARNITE BUY NOW DO IT NOW SKDMOAKSNEHWKDNSUAKDNJSNXIKWNSDOKSNXIMEIXKXEKOSMXWKDNIDKRRNOWKNDDIDKEMSDJEMDIMANDUIDNEISMDJEOSNDUEKZNXIDKSNDKWKDDJRNFMCIKSDNDUSKXNXIDJEKAOXMDUEKSMXNXUDKSMXNXISOSMXIEMDJFKCOEMSPSKDENMSXUOFMEIDJFOEOWKXDJDIKDFMCIEKDNFIAKXMFUEIFMDUXIDNUWDKDJEIEKZMXUDISKXKDISOXJXJEIXKDIDKXJEISKWPWJDJDJDDDDXIIDJXJDIJK
YOUR BEAR WILL NEVER GET INTO SMASH YOU FAGGOT OFF YOURSELF
REIMU IS IN SMASH AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU AND YOUR 30 YEAR OLD BEAR BODY CAN DO ABOUT IT YOU FILTHY FUCKING FAGGOT DIE YOU LOSER
BANJOFAGS BTFO
EDRICKFAGS BTFO
DOOMFAGS BTFO
EDELGUARDFAGS BTFO
ASHLEYFAGS BTFO
STEVEFAGS BTFO
KILL YOURSELVES
DEGENERATES
REIMU WINS SUCK MY DICK
KILL YOURSELVES
GET BTFO FAGS AND RESETERA TRANNIES
MODS = FAGS
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK SPICS
FUCK GOOKS
MODS = NIGGERS
AND FINALLY FUCK YOU OP
FUCK 4CHANNEL AND FUCK Yea Forums
MODS SUCK JEWISH COCK FOR A LIVING
FUCKING CASTRATE NIGGERS EVERYDAY
FUCK BANJO NIGGERS
FUCK ASHLEY NIGGERS
FUCK TODD NIGGERS
FUCK SHANTAE NIGGERS
FUCK EDRICK NIGGERS
FUCK SORA NIGGERS
FUCK STEVE NIGGERS
REIMU IS FUCKING IN DIE NIGGERS
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST KILL YOURSELF OP
SHE IS IN
BUY TOUHOU MERCHANDISE

I noticed something bouncing across the screen but I thought it was a bananna

Conker would be amazing. I played the original 64 game a while back and he quickly became one of my favorite characters. Banjo making it in has me absolutely hurting for more Rareware characters now. In an alternate timeline we have Grunty, Conker, Joanna dark, and probably someone else all playable in Ultimate.

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Rare would never get that many reps

>see the villain slideshow from the K Rool trailer
Dude it's gonna be another villain!
>see the dk trio chillin'
Another DK villain? Frederick from Tropical Freeze?
>see jiggy bounce by
Dude was that a jiggy?

So does anyone else try to make guesses as they watch reveal trailers?

Thought it was rayman

If they stayed with Nintendo I'm certain they would have at least 4.

If Banjo returns next game and Microsoft+Rare are indeed easy to work with, I'd expect 3 or 4 new Rare ATs for Smash 6. I'd want the following:
>Mumbo Jumbo
>Conker
>Rash/Pimple/Zitz (randomly chosen and aesthetically different but all functionally identical)
The Grinch "Leak" was the weirdest shit. We'll probably never get anything like that ever again, at least not for Smash. The effort that went into making it was middling, but what makes it so unrepeatable were the astonishing amount of external coincidences that made it believable for a lot of people until the very last moment. I didn't believe it since ArtsyOmni had the smoking gun of the background being incorrectly smudged compared to official art, but that little nugget went under so many people's radars.

Hell, Rare is long gone and they'll have 3 characters in once Banjo comes out.

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>tfw rayman never ever

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If you consider Donkey Kong Country a Rare title still, they technically already have 4

It had to compete with the rest of E3 and the "Everyone is Here!" trailer, user. Plus Metroid is a niche franchise.

>banjo
>Steve
>master chief

Damn now I want this timeline

Banjobros committed the unforgivable sin of being right, so Steve-shitters have to try and make up for their failure or else it would solidify them being wrong.

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Same desu

I thought it was a key, so I was too distracted by wondering who uses a key to even consider it being banjo.

The wings are what got me and I fucking shat my pants

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Dude it passed by so fucking fast
I didn't even see it

This has come a long way. I'm the guy who suggested you split the earth and non earth humans. It's so close to being perfect. A few notes and we'll be golden.

I understand the desire to simply label Mewtwo feline and call it a day. Let me make the case for it being put into the Alien category while keeping the feline category. Considering Mewtwo was born from the egg of the embryo mouse-cat Mew. Mew is well known to be the latest common ancestor of all Pokémon. Arceus being the creator deity means that it's by necessity an alien. It's an alien with mammalian features and is responsible for creating the Pokémon world as well as creating the lesser deities including Mew. So with all that considered, the most correct way to label Mewtwo in my opinion would be alien. You can do alien feline, but there's a huge difference in taxonomy between having the appearance of another phylum or genus, and actually being a part of that group. Mewtwo is alien or alien-mammal, but there's no generalized mammal category.

Yoshi was in its original incarnation exclusively reffered to as a dragon in the original Japanese text of SMW. It's most correct to put it in Dragon or in reptile and Dragon.
Charizard similarly belongs in dragon as well considering one of it's mega evolutions is part dragon type.

Robin should absolutely be in Demon as well as dragon and human. Nothing could be more demonic than Grima except Ganon

Not sure that Jigglypuff belongs exclusively in the fairy category. It's in some part mammalian due to its fur and ears, but again without a generalized mammalian category there isn't a way to properly categorize it.

Other than adding the alts that are separate characters, such as the Koopalings, the other Dragon Quest Heroes, and Alph there's nothing I can think of to make it the most accurate possible. Good job user.

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People not reacting to the jiggy before going off about seeing Banjo is a meme here.

I'd like to see someone who actually did it. But I bet none of you can find any case where this actually happened

I still think Ubisoft thought Sakurai was going to put him in 4 and that’s why they made him a whole model themselves. Which ended up being a trophy.

All I could do is watch since I was at work. I wanted to be in the thick of all that salt so badly when it was all done.

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YouTube “Streamers react to Banjo” and you’ll find tons of examples.

youtube.com/watch?v=7aMQF3XL6mA

Literally everyone knows the instant they see the jiggy.

You might need a hazmat suit before watching this shit to check btw

That wasn't the point, dipshit. The point was that all those IPs have been mishandled to hell
and back, and yet are still massively important.

>Banjo is getting a k rool style reveal

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Let's also consider the ATs.
>Krystal is in, and she's in her Adventures design with a totally Rareware influenced model style
>Klaptrap is also an AT, and similar to Krystal's case, it looks like a blatant eye traced model of its old Rareware render instead of the bland retooled nuMario style design
It's clear that there's always been an appreciation for the Nintendo+Rare era somewhere among Sakurai's team, and it looks like Ultimate was the perfect time to take it further. K. Rool's moveset and visual design and Banjo-Kazooie's overall treatment are obviously signs of this too.

If Banjo is kept on for the next game, then in my eyes the best way to top off the roster representation of Rare would be having Dixie playable and then either Funky or Cranky. Don't get me wrong, additional Rare IPs on the roster would certainly be welcome in my eyes too, but I don't see those happening as easily as more DK (but hey what the fuck do I know, I said the same sort of thing about BK after K. Rool's reveal). Plus IMO Dixie feels like the next most glaring Rare-related omission in Smash at this point.

I think the guy meant "a second reveal at the very end of the stream", not "almost exactly like K Rool's reveal with the TV showcasing villains and the shadow surprise and stuff".

Fuck off he is not based he likes ff7 only and only knew it was bayo because he just did a let’s play of one and two after the Wii U version had star fox content

Watch any of his other reaction videos they are fake as fuck

They are Jigsaws just shorten to Jiggies

>There is an alternate timeline where Rare waa never sold
>In that timeline, Banjo was added in Melee
>Banjo-Threeie releases for the Gamecube
>Mumbo Jumbo, Joanna Dark, and Conker are added in Brawl
>Grunty is an AT
>Conker's Other Bad Fur Day comes out on the Wii alongside Goldeneye remake and Perfect Dark sequel
>Smash 4 comes around
>Rash get in, but he's the only Rareware rep in the game
>Fan outcry that Grunty and K. Rool still aren't playable
>Smash ballot
>K. Rool costume and Grunty costume
>killme.jpg
>Smash Ultimate happens
>Inkling
>Ridley
>8.8.18
>Simon
>Richter
>Grunty revealed at the end to come to Dracula's aid
>Ah, yes, and speaking of Echo Fighters, we have two more to show you...
>Zitz
>Dark Samus
>STOMP That's all for today STOMP Thank you for watching STOMP
>K. Rool
>8.8.18 goes down in history as the day the whole world onion faced

Smash isn’t a rare game faggot

Who said it was, numbnuts?

You want ten rare characters

My bad I forgot Smash is a Fire Emblem spinoff
Retard

I was really surprised they even used Chris Sutherland's old SNES voice clips for when Klaptrap is hit.

>"I am... so happy..."

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>freaking out so much as to miss footage
>falling for the duck hunt fakeout
this is 100% fake

I'd be happy enough with Banjo/Conker, they've been shilled together since DKR and the Banjo/Conker teams were always trying to one up each other at Rare. I'd be surprised if he didn't at least get a Mii costume/Spirit.

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Really wish they'd bring back Kirkhope for DK since he's not tied to any particular company (not just for Smash but I mean DK projects in general). And Kevin Bayliss for Diddy/Rool, but no clue what he's up to now.

Glad they're finally breaking the curse of the animal voices for Rare though, and retaining Sutherland's voice clips for Banjo and Kazooie. Probably only cuz they're third parties. Imagine how awful they'd sound if they debuted in Melee.

needing the puzzle piece to know it was banjo? ishyddt

should've known the second it was a repeat of the K. Rool trailer. a real Banjofag would've immediately seen Sakurai used their Rareware connection to introduce him to the game. Brilliant.

to be fair Banjo Kazooie's dumb grunts are pretty damn iconic

meant for fuck

The nigger Stevefag who OOGA BOOGA's at the Banjo reveal.

>And Kevin Bayliss for Diddy/Rool
If you're going by DK 64 (and Diddy Kong Racing), they were both Chris Sutherland as well. He was definitely their #1 voice guy (and still is at Playtonic).

I'd love it if they went back to those portrayals, but it'd HAVE to be new voice clips. Something about DK and Diddy's voices in 64 don't feel as suited to everlasting reuse the way Yoshi's did over the years. The GCN era of Mario spin-offs that had DK and Diddy making those noises made it apparent.

I should add, I know Chris Sutherland's voice clips for Diddy were used as recently as the Mario Golf game on 3DS. I think Grant Kirkhope's DK was used in a lot of the MariovsDK games as well.

His obviously fake and overly exaggerated smash reactions were so unfunny, especially after mewtwo was revealed in 4. I don't get why people liked them.

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New clips would obviously be ideal. Since Kirkhope is still quite happy to work on Nintendo and Rare related projects, it's tragic that Nintendo won't consider him again for DK voicing. Then again, I'm probably asking to be monkey pawed again.
>Dean Harrington (Melee announcer) offered to do announcer voicing for Project M Legacy XP, but his performance is really bad
>Takashi Nagasoko returned for Ganondorf in Ultimate but his delivery is much more gravely than OoT and Melee

Someday

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>Dean Harrington (Melee announcer) offered to do announcer voicing for Project M Legacy XP, but his performance is really bad
I never understood why his audio quality in Melee was so bad, like he was standing 20 feet from the booth/mic and yelled through a megaphone.

Well, it's IMPORTANT semantics.

>Ridley was the least popular reveal
Says a lot, don't it.

Literally the first line is about an alternate universe where Microsoft never bought Rare.

gay

Stevefags threw the first punch, they deserved to be dragged by the legs from here to Malaysia.

wow that looks like ass

Ridley being the least popular reveal makes sense given he's from the least popular series of all those

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Not about Ridley being unpopular, of course, it says more about the other reveals than Ridley's itself.

Tbf I've never onced played a DQ game (Although have been aware of them and had a passing interest) and I knew it was the hero because it was clearly obvious if it was link fighting two other swordsman, they're were gonna have this traditional RPG swordsman ride in on a horse.

That being said, I have no idea who "The hero" or who "The luminary" is, other than random posters I saw as a kid that made me think they were dragonball games

No one pretends they're a massive thing to freak out about was my point.

Fag Fag

Shut the fuck up braindead retard