8/23 - 1 day before Yandere Simulator’s release

Woah, his patreon actually did finally go way down. Hopefully he invested it wisely

I thought Eva might have actually owned up to his bullshit for once. Spineless coward.

Ahaahahahaa
Patreon money finally no longer enough to sustain him so he has to "release" his game.
Can't wait for everyone to realize what a fucking hack he is that stole these idiot's money.
I'll laugh my ass off if Watashi No Mono ends up the same.

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What? I thought the game wasn't even close to being done.

>8/23

Which month is the twenty third month?

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None of them, so it's when the game is releasing.

well played

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The sad thing is, the interest for the game is still hot and all of his recent videos are getting 1mil+ views. It would be smart to release the game soon, but the dude is so fucking content just getting patreon money that he doesn't want to have a future in the gaming industry outside of this game.

They didn't tell him, they DID IT. They recoded the entire fucking game and he was like no this is too difficult for me go away i'll do it my way and threw it away

it's over, ChadZ has won

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>went way down
>still like $2400 per month
That’s like 2 months worth of tuition, car loan payments, and gasoline, and just looking at that number makes me mad that I never learned how to become a professional bullshit artist.

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You could always draw porn.

I live in the silicon valley and that's what I make on poverty wages.
I should commute to work or something.

That still isn't counting Patreon's cut, or the devs budget expenses.

How do I become the next yanderedev?
I know how to use switch and even recognize it as a code smell, is it too late for me?

>"Eva's releasing his game guys!"
>Nothing on his patreon
>Nothing on his youtube
>Nothing on his website

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Did the teenage girls finally realize he was full of shit and stop giving him money or what

>$2400 per month
Is fucking nothing, that's less than $30k a year and I make more than double that at my job. It would be nice if this was all passive income while he worked at a real job but it isn't, it's all he has and it's why he's still living in his parents' basement.

>See qt. girl in comp sci class play some weird weeeb game on her laptop.
>Realize it's yandere.
>She turns around and gives me a dirty look and closes the game.
>After class I bump into her and she mumbles something to the effect of:"You never called."
>Think nothing of it and just I fuck off.
>The next day it dawns on me: I know that girl!
>Be me 8 years ago, attend some cringe anime convention, decide to leave early because fuck this shit.
>Little girl traisl me and hits me up with a convo at a bus stop.
>She's like fucking 13 or something.
>Exitedly shows me videos of FF game and rambles on about anime.
>Gives me her number, tells me come again tomorrow to the con because she wants to show me her costume.
>Fuck no I ain't gonna go to jail.
>Never show up, delete her number and put the matter to rest.
>Sweat profusely for the rest of thesemester every time I see her.
>She just looks sad when she sees me and sometimes I can feel her stare in my neck.

Did I dodge a bullet here?

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>I'll take "Things that never happened" for $500, Alex.

>implying it will ever be finished

It came out in April you mongoloid

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Are you fucking serious.
Why would they even waste their time on this hack?

Just make your own fucking Yandere sim.

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You narrowly escaped a bad timeline.

I also got stalked once by cazy girl that was way out of my league and the cops laughed at me and said:"If a girl this hot goes after you Mr. user, you should be thankful." I guess I'm used to people not believing me.

>Bizarro world thread

9th gen will be the great

>Why would they even waste their time on this hack?
Money

>30k is fucking nothing
Sure, if you blow it all on cocaine.

>typos every fuckingwhere
>made up story
>durrrrrrr

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>$2400 for dicking around in unity a couple hours a month
are you for real brosephino?

English is not my first language and typos happen.

How in the fuck are people still giving this guy money
I mean this is far from the first patreon that barely updates, but fuck, he BARELY updates

Remember way back when before everyone knew he was a hack he told some story of the skullgirls dev making fun of him in a chatroom or something and this game was going to be his revenge or whatever?

evaxephon is truly the laughing stock of the internet

Most of the oldfags still remember him as the sperg he is and used to be.

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Fucking hell. He wasn't exactly good looking before but nowadays he looks awful

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How do I unsubscribe from your blog?

To be fair, he did have a bit of a reprieve when nobody had managed to draw the connection with his old autism yet. It took a couple months for someone to drop the bomb.

Dude I make like $9000 a year, $30K is a blessing

no shit you're not gonna buy a solid gold mansion but you can at least afford rent and a car payment

A decent haircut and a beard would help him getting from being a 2/10 to a 4/10. Maybe I'm being too optimistic here

Get yandere threads pruned.

Who is this absolute gem of the desert?

Dumb fake story and you should feel bad.

It's his fault for acting like such a sperg in his videos. I hate the word cringe but it's what I felt on a physical level the first time I heard him speak. It's like that one dbd channel that tries to sound like an edgy serial killer

Thorani from Indivisible

YanDev lives in Cali tho, $30k/year for a 30 year old man is Starbucks-tier.

What the fuck was with their beef anyway?

>retarded burger that doesn't realize the rest of the world writes the date from smallest unit of measurement to largest; D/M/Y instead of putting them in a random ass order for no reason

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>Indivisible
Oh so it's shit then, got it.

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but user, that IS what burgers do, its the rest of the world that dues M/D/Y, are you okay?

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Saying "November 22" sounds a lot better than "the 22nd of November"

Thank you for elucidating sir, I shall be sure to keep that for a rainy day

>the rest of the world

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iirc kikeZ told Eva that he needed to better his coding skills. Then Eva got mad at his idol and wanted some revenge

peer pressure at its finest

But only americans and the britbongs use the M/D/Y system, while the rest of the human world use the D/M/Y

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>Eva wants to make a fightan game based on his OCs, throws some sort of proof of concept together
>immediately jumps into the Skullgirls dev IRC to get validation from his hero, MikeZ
>Mike gives Eva a list of issues with his engine but tells the scamp to keep at it
>Eva takes mortal offense because he didn't actually want feedback, he wanted validation and praise
>Mike tries to get through to Eva past his endless whining, but Eva isn't having any of it and just keeps flooding the channel with cries about how Mike thinks he's a terrible person
>eventually the IRC regulars including Mike have had enough and just take turns shitting on the goblin fuck to make him go away
>Eva now holds a burning vendetta against Mike for being mean to him on the internet
Fast forward some months and Yandere Sim is born, it's his attempt to get back at MikeZ by proving his game design prowess with a super successful mega title. Seriously.

its kamoshida but a virgin

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Is the saga finally over?

this post would be better with that image of his retarded code

>why yes, I can run Yandere Simulator at 60 FPS, how could you tell?

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>britbongs use M/D/Y
we use D/M/Y mate

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Probably not, he will find a way to milk it

No it doesn't, you just grew up hearing it that way.

Wait are you serious?
He's finally releasing the game?

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Those are the minimum requirements to run the game at 20 FPS and not overheating your CPU and GPU.

Who the fuck shapes their hair into an anchor? Dumb sluts

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>Just bee urself :D

This guy needs to learn what enums and state machines are.

So you're just going to keep doing this until it comes out and everyone eho doesn't like it is labled a tasteless zoomer faggot like with Bloodstained, aren't you?

Japs do Y/M/D

Hold on who equals quote exactly?

Us Americans do things that are beyond small idle chit chat or activities that never go beyond a garden's gate, so putting the month first is better as we're more focused on months (the long term). Most non-English countries also put the month first, and since we also love doing business with other countries, putting the month first helps with language translations during business transactions.