Who is the lamest, weakest, non-threatening boss in vidya history?
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probably that one guy in a Hulk game who just waits for you to punch him once
Apparently the final boss of return to castle wolfenstien was pretty lame
I don't know for sure though since I can't get past these fucking electrical fuckers they have way too much fucking health
I am starting to wonder if maybe I set it to hard difficulty, is their a way to check?
Negative Man in Mother 3
Cloud Candy in Yoshi's Story
Mysterio in Spiderman 2
Cute & Funny
ahh, Acerola
user, I don't quite know how to break this to you, but uh, this is a cunny thread, not a RotW thread.
As for your question, there's no way to check but the game is brutal in general. Just don't let yourself get caught near the stairs and pray. They're absolute horseshit and everyone knows it, and there's no easy way to deal with those guys.
The final boss does suck though, and he's also brutally hard too, and just a dumb bullet sponge. You never kill Deathshead, which disappointed me to no end as a kid.
Finish this sentence.
She looks like she ____ ______ ___.
Who is this Sperm Specter.
Fetches Pokemon creatures?
Bob the goldfish.
>age: 11-19
wat
She's a trial captain. An npc stated that trial captains must be over 10, but under 20. Otherwise, we aren't given any further indication of her age.
has great porn?
It's obviously Pinwhee-wait a minute is this thread a poor excuse to post lolis
Pinwheel is the biggest disappointment of all time. Such a cool design, an atmospheric location, all for an anticlimax.
Creating cute girls without listing their ages is the only sign of intelligence currently emanating from Game Freak.
Wait what? But what about the black lady who's also on the Elite 4 or that cop looking guy? I can't remember their names but they were clearly over 20.
Pokemon has a lot of these, not that anyone is complaining
>that blackingyourwaifu image of Acerola tho
this.
Don't do that
Does pokémon have a single boss that's actually hard or insteresting?
Why do white men pay Japanese men to draw black men fucking young girls
Did you play the game or not
Acerola first shows up as a trial captain for Alola's traditional Island Challenge, then later on in the story is also offered a position as a Pokemon League Elite Four member by Kukui, the latter is completely unrelated to the first and presumably has no age restrictions.
It's pretty vanilla and cute so nothing too bad
Those aren't trial captains. They're island kahunas. And there's not age limit for a kahuna
Acerola becomes the elite four member because the old cop kahuna (Nanu), is lazy and doesnt want to do it.
Make Acerola Gape Again
The cop is a trial Captain for dark types
>age 11-19
Kahunas are not captains.
I wish she was my daughter wife
No, he is not. He's the kahuna (basically mayor or whatever) of the island he lives on. The kahunas are also part of the Island Challenge, but not at all a comparable position to trial captains.
>spiderman 2 mysterio
Fucking gay redesign
Pinwheel in Dark Souls
At least he looks like he could be dangerous.
Mysterio
>black lady
>clearly over 20
Bro are you implying there aren't 18 year olds that look like that?
Might as well put every gym leader in pokemon in the OP, OP.
Pinwheel is fucking scary
Hard? Yes. Interesting? Not really.
Ultra Necrozma is the single hardest fight in the entire series because it outspeeds your fastest mons and OHKOs your tanks. But is beaten by either grinding to level 70, or using a focus sash + toxic and spamming revives until it dies (steel types with sturdy also work for this but any non-steel type with sturdy will still get OHKOd)
>Necrozma is the single hardest fight in the entire series
Zoomies.
Name a harder one then, retard
>Ultra Necrozma
>Not DP Cynthia
Whitney and Red in G/S.
>Whitney
LOL
>Whitney
Pokémon Gym leaders are possibly the lamest bosses in video game history, they're all piss easy and they just use the same critters you can easily obtain throughout the game.
You just think those were hard because you were a kid
If your 8 year old self had a hard time with Whitney, then there's no way in hell you would've been able to take on Ultra Necrozma at that age.
>what's Zoroark
political commentary
My entire team consisted of whatever I could catch along the way, no grinding, and basic movesets. This "Necrozma is hard" meme is a load of shit. It literally felt like normal story progression.
It's just a good catch out for shitters who faceroll through the games with just their starter, if you got a decent team or a counter it's fine.
Lovrina isn't weak at all. She hits like a fucking truck in the Orre Colosseum and guards the Lucky Egg sidequest.
Better ones are the leaders who at least prep against type advantages, like Wattson outside of ORAS
How tight is Acerola's
Final boss of darksiders 2,felt like he was missing at least 2 extra phases
fetch some water
How's it gonna be anyone else besides PS2 Mysterio
He was billed as the game's secondary villain behind Doctor Octopus himself then he goes down in one hit
How do I get a loli gf? Do I have to grow my own?
>You fot u was talkin to anons, but it was really me! Big Bazza! I got yer IP ya fuckin nonce, I hope yer ready for the Queen's own to be knockin on yer flat's front door right soon cunt!
Cynthia was pretty fun
Red was a nice callback
Don't worry Bazza, British women look like literal trolls so your women are safe from my noncery.
Bob the Goldfish from Earthworm Jim
likes ghost types
Prone boning Acerola
Full nelson pounding Acerola
Mating pressing Acerola
Getting rimmed by Acerola
Getsis in black and white1.
No good grinding leading up to that fight, and his team is full of bullshit. Plus that shiny new legendary you were forced to catch is hard countered by his strongest Mon.
I aint looking that shit up, someone spoil me
PLEASE don't bring blackedshit into this otherwise orderly thread
That slug guy in Sekiro that casts the illusions in the forest place.
Yu Yevon, but that's all just for dramatic effect, since you're effectively killing the fayth.
it's just Acerola being creampied, looks wholesome and consensual.
Waddle Dee from Kirby Superstar Ultra.
And you look like you need to poison yourself. Get lost.
>one of the E4
>weakest boss
What? She's not even the weakest in her own game.
Reminds me of an OC loli called "Creampie".
Kahunas are not the same thing as Trial Captains.
That black cock was WAY too big for her tho
This little faggot
>haha look I posted a spoiler
Killing Yu Yevon isn't killing the Fayth, it's setting them free. The Fayth died the moment they were sealed in their statues, and Yu Yevon's will forces them to summon continuously. After a thousand years, they just want to finally be allowed to move on to the afterlife.
???????
Fishbowl dude
>setting them free
Semantics.
>The fayth died when they were sealed in their statues
They're basically unsent, sealed in statues. They're not dead yet, but they don't have physical bodies.
He's not presented as a boss nor does he function as one.
I really like this image.
I was glad to see it, but refuse to save it.
red is harder.
There's nothing I hate more than that generic cat mouth, it's not even sexy
don't be like that bro, it's all yours.
Botw ganon is.
I was about to type that out and I did not expected anyone here to actually play video games, good work.
no no, you must understand. I cherish this image and the feeling that it gave me when I saw it. Saving the image for later viewing would be a desperate attempt to recreate my initial joy. I refuse to debase myself by attempting to relive the very genuine initial reaction to the image. If you really, really enjoy an image, it's best to let it go.
>Age: 11-19
you can fuck her but there's a chance she's either 11 or 19, would you take the risk Yea Forums?
I'll take the risk of fucking a girl slightly past her prime, sure.
Legal in my country so yeah.
lmao just ask how old she is.
If she says 18-19 then you're good
if she says anything else then you can be friends until she's 18 Why don't pedos understand this?
Schrodinger's loli
How tight is Acerola's?
>she says anything else then you can be friends until she's 18 Why don't pedos understand this?
Actually this isn't allowed anymore. Leftists call this grooming and consider it a crime worthy of death.
very tight
If only they had an official height and weight for her
Who doesn't know ME3 shit ending at this point?
>we want the pedophile Lucky Star-watching audience
Played ME up to 2. Never played ME3.
Would not have recognise it as an ME3 spoiler.
It still doesn't inform me of anything knowing it is apparently a spoiler.
Acerola's age on that picture was taken out of their ass. We don't actually know her age.
>Leftists call this grooming and consider it a crime worthy of death.
But it isn't actually a crime. So who cares what people think. Just tell them you were friends and never did anything untoward in your interactions (so long as this holds true)
@475211468
I'm so glad I'm not this retard lol
>functions as a boss
Marauder Shields holds that honor. Smash representation, when?
and it's (unironically) a good thing
>Lucky Star
>lolicons
It's not even lewd, why would I watch this?
I understand bro. Hope you can find more pictures that bring you joy if only for a few seconds.
Wants a hug
thanks lori
God, I love cunny
I'm going to pop that Barbados' Cherry!
Unless you're playing Melting of course
fucks black guys
"white" men, yeah.....
She would break.
>weakest
someone didn't play the game, and...
>age 11-19
what?
N and Ghetsis were interesting in BW
Acerola is 12 yrs. old
Proof?
Man I've played ROMhacks that are supposedly hard versions of the games and I've never had problems at all and I don't grind at all or go autistic and train EVs or IVs or whatever the fuck. I literally know nothing about how they work. I just pick the coolest mons and the coolest moves. I've unironically never used one of those stat boosting items in my life ever either. Always blows my mind seeing people strategize in pokemon. Like nigga just flamethrower em what the fuck.
The sad part is that he's not wrong.
MY
About 2/3 into the game after a scene with Kukui and Lillie, when Acerola was talking about the small pokemon she mentioned her age
PEANUS
WEANUS
Not Acerola, that's for sure. If it has to be a child boss from Pokemon that goes to the Tate and Liza duo in ORAS, literally the shittiest boss in the series outside of maybe BW2 fused Kyurem if that counts as a boss.
>remembering dead hope is easier than keeping it alive
>no good grinding
retard, obviously you don't know enough about the games to try and argue your points
>If she says 18-19 then you're good
What if she's lying?
>Ghetsis
I beat that retard underleved, without a single dragon/ice type or move in my team and without the legendary they literally give you
C
>Acerola's the only good girl in Gen 7
What happened
G
Coconut Gun
How could anyone get off to the idea of removing a little girl's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples? Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow. The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke. I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours.It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax,hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her,pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she murmurs breathlessly,"You came so much inside of me", then her fingers dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside again.
Your shit taste happened
Most consumers of cuck porn are white, yes.
Anons who want too, fucking your mom is surprisingly easy
>what the fuck?? Now way!!
Yes way, let me give you some advice and take this redpill:
Your mom likely has a dissatisfied sex life, half of all marriages moms are divorced, and the others most have at best tolerable marriages with little sex because male sex drive drops during the late 40’s and most long term relationships simply lose sexual vitality over time.
Assuming you are a fairly decent looking 16-35 year old guy, you are young, fun, ambitious and a more handsome reminder of what your mom USED TO LIKE IN YOR DAD. Plus women only truly love their children unconditionally.
I didn’t believe this advice, I got it from some sperg on here like three years ago, had a huge mom getting despite not really finding my mom hot. So I thought it over and finally decided “fuck it!” My parents were in a loveless marriage and I was horny as fuck.
So I started to flirt with my mom, compliment her, touch her more. I was extremely nervous at first but treat your mom like you would any girl/woman you want to bang and put the “mom” title off on the back of your head.
Within maybe a month and a half of this I had my mom sucking down cock in the kitchen and fucking a few minutes later.
First couple of fucks were wild because of the taboo and it was awesome, however after a couple months the taboo wore off and the sex wast really all that great without it plus as I said my mom isn’t even very attractive.
Do I regret it? No those first couple of weeks was some of the hottest sex I’ve ever had even if it was kind of an illusion of my mind. Our relationship is totally fine and I’m happy that I got to do it.
It’s sounds crazy but it’s really not that hard.
>tfw ugly mom
>weak AI
>weak pokemons
>easier that regular trainers
This the peak of Gamefreak´s laziness
She's sooooo CUTE and that's all that matters. Easy to defeat? Psshhhhh, literally every pokemon game ever has been ezpz. You can literally beat them all with only using your starter ffss.
New pokemon games arent about being challenged but about seeing new characters, places, and experiences.
It cute
I can't put my finger on why exactly this is upsetting me.
>Age: 11-19
What?
s´not supposed to be sexy, its to make them cute
Pokemon has never had any difficulty because you could always buy strong healing items.
You either play with handicaps like Nuzlocke or you roll the game.
It's funny.
>You can literally beat them all with only using your starter ffss.
Based retard.
>New pokemon games arent about being challenged
The majority of things in all Pokemon games aren't challenging. The only stuff that really comes to mind is maybe Mars's Purugly and Whitney's Miltank, but even then I wouldn't say they're that hard to beat. Romhacks and Nuzlockes are the only challenge you're going to get out of any pokemon game
WOAH
YEAH
The Galactic admins in platinum and the 2nd Guzma fight in SM gave me trouble
Masked Boy in Jade Cocoon. He's so weak you don't even need to summon a minion to beat him.
Je suis Glass Joe
What was that big tall guy at the end of Pokemon X/Y? I liked every part of gen 6 except for the anticlimactic finale.
AZ
Why was he even in the game? I don't remember him doing anything
He created the weapon the big bad tries to use. That's pretty much it
Why hasn't this pedo thread been deleted yet?
We know it's between 11-19 because of her position as a trial captain so the image is perfectly accurate in that sense, we just have zero further knowledge that would help pin it down more accurately
Why haven't you been hanged yet?
POST HER FEET
>d-do I fit in yet fellow redditors? xD
He was a king in ancient times, his Floette died when they were fighting a war so he built a machine that could bring it back to life. This is the Ultimate Weapon that Team Flare finds and tries to use, and is powered by life force so we can assume plenty of Pokemon died to bring that Floette back. AZ was still resentful against the world for taking Floette away in the first place, so he converted the machine into a doomsday weapon and fired it which is how it came to be known as a weapon in the first place. Floette couldn't bear seeing its master like that and left, leading to AZ regretting his actions and becoming a wandering hobo in repentance, searching for his precious Floette. The machine also gave AZ and Floette eternal life which is why they're both still alive to the present day. In the ending of the game AZ finally starts feeling like he might be ready to move on, at which point Floette forgives him and returns to him. Cue emotional ending that the player character isn't really involved in.
>like Wattson outside of ORAS
What does Wattson do? I always remember him as the easiest Gym Leader ever but that's because I always picked Mudkip as a kid.
Deepthroat
mysterio in spiderman 2
that's hot
There’s two different titles. Trial Captains are kids, Kahunas aren’t.
>Trial Captains
Ilima (light brown Normal bishie)
Mallow (brown Grass girl)
Lana (short Water girl)
Kiawe (dark brown Fire boy)
Acerola (Ghost loli)
Sophocles (fat Electric ginger boy)
Mina (artistic Fairy girl)
>Kahunas
Hala (Hau’s Fighting grandpa)
Olivia (black Rock lady)
Nanu (depressed old Dark cop)
Hapu (thick-eyebrow Ground lolibaba)
[C]ute & F[unny]
uteF?
I actually want to do this, but can I just take my mom out for dinner dates and see what happens from there?
I should rewatch this, such a good anime.
All the bosses in Karous.
Sounds like you're a coward.
Acerola is my wife
Beating up Louie is satisfying
Is for cunny
Leave my daughter Acerola alone you fucking pile of steamy shit
*hits pipe*
feet
Link's Awakening Angler Fish
What the hell was up with this? Every dungeon had a mini boss and a boss. Every single one of them was serious...except for this one
Was it a joke? was it poor balancing? What happened there?
Wondering if the remake will do something about it
C
lol I thought it was N
because this story is obviously a fabrication/pasta and you're buttmad because you want to fuck your mom and desperately want to believe this advice even though its retarded and won't work
cognitive dissonance yo
Uses Ghost types
I love little girls
>boss starts removing her clothes
Mysterio in PSP version of SM2 was actually a decent bossfight
Also interesting how SM2 on PSP was on SM1's engine, and SM3 was on SM2's (and was a better game than home console releases because of that).
Is anyone who isn't fucking you just liable to this assumption?
There was that one who skill swapped Truant off of his Slaking and proceeded to swiftly sweep your team
My wife Tsubomi is so cute!
The game literally gives you a legendary that can kill Ghetsis's entire team right before the fight and tells you to put it in your party.
I have come to say the C word!
Red is and will always be a fucking joke, the only "hard" part is amnesia snorlax.
Drop the nostalgia, only snorlax matters in his team.
Red is a sad joke.
is this the cunny thread
perhaps
If you give me (you)s it will be
Every quicktime event boss ever
Canonically stronger than Ashera, but weaker than everyone in Leif's army.
What the fuck were they thinking? Don't sacrifice the potential for a great boss fight just for muh lore. Gameplay should always come before story fuck that game
I'm gonna need a sauce right now user
wew lad
s-sauce please
Thank you based user
I’m finna kill this thread
pusy
>solo action
i love this
It's called cunny.
cuny
How do I stop fapping to lolis?
cum
You wouldn't get past the first gym in Blaze Black
Are you retarded?
gib cunny
Sometimes I wonder myself
>hydreigon used dragon pulse
>cofagrigus in general
also, funny how ghetsis' entire team pretty much hardcounters N
that isn't br garon
>one hour and 22 minutes ago
You can tell 11 and 19 year olds apart by smell alone, because one ovulates.
Sure I'd take the ""chance"" but it's not really a chance at all.
Have and did brother. Seriously are you people retarded?
>easier that regular trainers
She was dealt a bad hand, though. Ghost is one of the worst types to go monotype with, specially with the shallow Ghost pool and the fact that for whatever reason GF decided not to give her a fucking Mimikyu and make her signature pokemon one of the shittiest new pokemon in S&M
But that's true.
That one guy in Colosseum would use Swords Dance on his Scizor and then Baton Pass to his Tyranitar
Colosseum for the most part is actually very hard.
Cute girls doing cute things, nigga.
>interracial porn = cuck porn
Why is it only white guys who think this? No other color thinks this.
Imagine a boss made of healt packs that takes damage very time you use one
For me, it's Zeromus (FFIV).
You mean the second sexiest?
What stone do I need to make her evolve into her french version?
>Boss is a joke and wants to be taken seriously
>Finally face him
>Trips and kills himself
>the weak shall fear the strong
Do it if you are so great
Haha imagine if you died and became a ghost and they bound your spirit and made you become their sex slave for eternity haha that would suck
Suck Pokemons Dicks
Your Rival being the champ was a mindblowing twist to everyone who played Gen 1 when it came out, but not hard. For Hard, it's Brock if you chose Charmander in R/G/B
Whitney
Route 110 May
Lucian and Cynthia
Ghetsis
Gen 6
Totem Laurantis
is there a boss in video games easier than Cott N. Candy
I refuse to believe anything can be easier than this.
Glad to see there are still Yea Forumsirgins around with good taste.
I actually died to pinwheel
But I did beat the gaping dragon first try
God, I want to spoil her so badly
blessed thread
Oh my god. I love children. I want them to live happy lives so they don't end up like me.
This, but I also want to have sex with them.
Whitney being hard is such a goddamn reddit meme holy shit
I bet you think the OoT water temple is actually hard too.
Let me guess
>Grind more!
>Trade for the Machop!
If you're playing that shit blind you don't know about the Machop. Your ass is going to get steamrolled. Geodude/Onix help.
Cute and, dare I say, funny
>Not getting Wobbuffet at the Game Corner
Fucking casuals.
Can't you just get a Nidorino with Double Kick?
Female geodude completely stonewalls her.
>3 hours ago
This.
Based.
>this thread
>tfw u will never meet and marry a female lolicon and breed ur own harem of cunnies together
But that would mean having sex with an old hag.
A sacrifice I am willing to make to generate cunnies to diddle.
So you're implying that user wanted a loli lolicon?
>chopin nocturne plays
What letter is she saying? Is it "C" ?
If you're gonna dream, dream big
Can't you just teach someone dig? Rollout doesn't build up damage if it misses.
what did I miss
The doujin is already up on exhentai.
>doujin
ah damn. Thought it was a real child getting fucked
honestly the only pokemon romhack that gave me trouble was clover lmao
Ahem.
Also most of Yea Forums is now too young to remember BW1's release, but many people here struggled on Ghetsis.
CUTE
AND
FUNNY
>too young to remember BW1's release
lol what
user BW1 released in the US in 2011. Do you think most anons on Yea Forums right now were here in 2011?
She's clearly 19 based on stuff she does, but that would ruin her petite look, so they make it vague by making her possibly young.
Given the way they act, around 4.
post her sexy pic
you know the one.
baste
your sacrifice won't be forgotten
what did he post I missed it
Probably the cloud man in Yoshi's Story
He said "I love little girls"
Janny probably got some sand in his hotpocket and deleted it
what do you call it when you want to protect the little girl, but also want to to fuck her hard?
love.
Normal.
Natural human courtship behavior.
It's called being based and also cunnypilled.
Ghetsis is my personal favorite fight in the series. He's decently challenging and has a pretty damn good team considering that it's restricted to B&W 'mons only.
I remember a lot of people getting completely raped by him and complaining online about it when the game came out.
based
hello, my name is Zhaitan and I am literally and without question the worst final boss of all time in any video game ever!
>you were literally born in the only time in history where breeding a woman in her prime age is illegal
just convert to Islam, you can get all the cunny you want
I don't want shitskin cunny
I want pure white cunny
you can join ISIS and buy a 10 year old Christian sex slave
why was my post deleted?
alternatively become the director for JS gravure. You'll just need to find a couple pretty Russian models like LauraB and AlissaP.
>Lamest boss
See pic
deleted. what was the image?
>spoiler
>spoil 'er
The last boss of fable 2.
He goes down in a single blow.
If you wait too long during his speech the your party member shoots him
Does Marauder Shields of Mass Effect 3 count?
acerola makes my peepee hard