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Cameron Sanders
Angel Howard
>""""People"""" on this very board will choose Johnny because they think hit and run is good
Jeremiah White
Yo seriously why the FUCK are Kevin and Naz allowed to be so OP?
Brayden Sanders
>powercreep.jpg
Caleb Rogers
>Picking Johnny when Nazz is just him but better
Leo Collins
>Kevin has the same strength as Ed.
>Despite Dd literally having super human retard strength.
Carson King
because they're not dorks, duh
Caleb Butler
>Literally Chad and Stacy
Brandon Wood
>picking Eddy or any of the Kankers when Rolf is just them but better
Julian Evans
I hate how they literally halved Eddy's speed to "balance" him, when the problem wasn't his stats, it was his fucking broken scheme skill tree and the devs openly encouraging Eddy players to literally rip off other players of actual items and in game money. He's still the most broken of the launch characters.
Ian Mitchell
Yeah, Johnny's most powerful aspect are his summons. Plank does a lot of damage and is extremely tanky. Don't even get me started about Watermelon Johnny spec.
Colton Campbell
Kevin has more rounded stats, but Ed's abilities are still fucking powerful.
I think he has the most abilities in the game.
All Kevin has are bike skills that scale off of speed.
Evan Foster
Good luck with your extra strength bitch, 'cuz we be 2v1ing your ass.
Samuel Ward
Why the fuck is Rolf only at 3 STR?
Blake Thomas
>ginger
Michael Moore
Main Kevin, play as Naz when I feel like heal-slutting
Tyler Scott
I’m still a May main even after the nerfs
Ian Jackson
>decide to roll
>get Jimmy
>the worst character apparently
>has 5 items compared to everyone elses 15-20 pool and they all suck
>mr yum yum cant do anything until you get hit by a physical attack
>dolly fucking sucks. stop recommending me dolly
>2 specs and Deranged Jimmy is just a slightly worse Pebble in Shoe Ed but without the speed boost
>sumo Jimmy is the only worthwhile spec he has but he is immobile. Again, dependent on physical
>supposed to team up with Sarah for passive abilities but all of them are only small attack boosts for Sarah while Jimmy gets defense
What is even the point of this character?
Yeah the alien cutscene is cool and all but he's no fun to play.
Jonathan Phillips
>Marie kanker
I'm not a try hard and she is the most attractive one there.
Eli Martinez
DLC
Caleb Edwards
>Not breed the three kankers
What are you doing with your life?
Elijah Hernandez
Who here is hyped for the raid against eddie's brother next week?
Jeremiah White
>Based on our calculations, with entry level gear the fight will take between 18-22 hours
Hope you faggots got your piss bottles ready.