Is weaker and can attack only once, then dies

yeah

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bumblebees have been using a physicsglitch since day one!
>also
#WASPPRIDEWORLDWIDE
#WrongSideOfTheHive

Help I put the extra chromosome trait on my other character, I think I fucked up, how do I fix this

Oof look at all that tasty Honey, almost like it's areas you're suppose to lick clean.

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i wish i could genocide all wasps

Bee gf and if you don't choose this you're turbo gay.

>THICC
Dead gay shit tranny meme

>He doesn't like punk tomboys
Faggot

Bees can sting as often they want against other insects. Bees not just lose their stinger on skin, they drop the venom sack, including muscles to pump more venom into the target even after death. Bees fight on after death. They're the Paladins of the insect kingdom.

>left
absolute unit
>right
who gives a fuck

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nah, you're just a pissy fag.

I plan on marrying and having a happy family not living in a shithole with nigger pittbulls.

Fuck bees

O-oh no...

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>Unbeatable raid bosses.

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>hates all other women
truly the best trait

Stay mad you out of touch LOSER.

>Halloween event is zombies
how original

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Hip, it is.

Not enough buzzwords

>buzzword
>waaah stay mad, waaah
faggot

All women have this trait.

>I plan on marrying and having a happy family

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>make bee gf mad
>she clongs onto you
>apologize and make up with sex
>works every time
Who wouldn't want this?

Bees only die if they sting something with thick skin like a big mammal. Against other insects they can sting as many times as they want-

lick everywhere.
yeah!

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I want a girl who kicks my ass when she gets mad

It’s hip to

well aren't you an embarrassing bloke.

Nobody is getting married if they're talking about fucking a drawing, let's get real here.

Hope RNG doesn't fuck you and you get a wife that won't eventually take the kids and half that you own.

Yeah sorry but that's a wasp tricking you.
Bees are hairy.

Wasp pls.

The bee stinger works even after death. Buy keep in mind that the stinger is most effective against other insects with the stinger getting removed due to the thicker skin of mammals.

Yeah but Wasps don't get buffs from Honey so it balances out.

y

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Well if we're getting real here generations of women aince the 80's have been brainwashed by the Small Hatd to be nigger fucking whores instead of wives and mothers.

They do, they actually often mount raids to steal honey from beehives.

>pre-patch nectar

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isn't that the same shit?

Yup, I'd bury my face into her floof.

Hello, waiter? Yes, I'd like them both, please. Thank you.

>humanoid
Pussy

What's up with all the bee threads?

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Bees are cute and based, w*sp are like pitbulls and cringe

Stop anthropomorphizing insects that give nasty stings

say something nice to your dungeon party

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They can look like the bee from bug fables.

Sorry ladies, this bachelor aint ready for just one commitment.

>im not like them
>im BASED

Minecraft.

tranny

Imagine being so simple minded that you can only think of balancing around human beings.
Bees are perfectly functional against other insects and already have braindead existences, they don't need it easier.

Actually, bees can sting more than once. It's just humans who's skin their stingers get stuck in.

So really, nerf humans.

I have to agree with this one once

Fuck, I want to play that Beetle tank.

>produces useful consumable
>hence gets protection of more advanced species and is allowed to thrive and procreate further by them
Bees just played the economy game instead of a game of war.

>he doesn't know it's hip to fuck bees
Get with the times.
Also there's 67 posts so far. Explain exactly, how this thread is "ruined"

Beetle tank
Bee support
Mantis assassin
Spider ???
??? ???

The coolest looking animal on the planet is a wasp, just saying.

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rhinoceros beetle is the only person I'd trust my life to.

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I just wanted to talk about bees.

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soibrain

Too bad certain type of subhuman insects made an artificial virus that's killing off Bee's en masse.

We are

Beetle is either burst or super tank. Imagine yeeting the boss out of the entire dungeon with one flick of their horn.

black widow is dps obviously

Then talk about bees. What exactly is stopping you? Say something, but say it in bait form so that replies come easier. Go on, you can do it.

That last one is a bombardier beetle I think. He's a mage

if you'd be so fucking kind as to stop salivating over bees vaginas, maybe I could start talking about them

Spider - crowd control trapper against trash and long-term damage over time against bosses
5th fuckwad is a useless progress buyer that paid your party to boost him. Nobody knows what that build is even but hey, as long as they pay.

Am I the only one who thinks it is wrong to classify worker bees as female? They cannot reproduce with males. They cannot become queen bees if the queen dies. They are essentially a true third sex.

bombardier beetle for ranged damage

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They're still females, have female sex organs but can't reproduce.

Spider is DPS/CC
Bombardier beetle(?) ranged DPS

Bumblebees are literally different race

>animal
Brainlet please

The SCORPION animal is the epitome of male dominance and masculinity.

Let's start by looking at his body. His body is muscular, as a result of his high levels of testosterone. This gives him the appearance of health and strength. He is then covered by his exoskeleton. This exoskeleton reminds us of his ruggedness and strength, a feature that developed due to being exposed to the scorching sun of being the first animal on land, made to withstand such an extreme condition. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. It reminds us of man-made armors, made to replicate even a fraction of the superior SCORPION. The exoskeleton also glows in the dark, naturally attracting inferior animal females like ins*ctoids.

The SCORPION's demeanor is one of alphaness. He is dominant, assertive, and can be explosively aggressive. His behaviour strikes fear into the more timid, cowardly species of the animal kingdom(c*ntipedoid and h*manoids)

The summit of expression of his masculinity on his body is his tail. The SCORPION tail is largest of all the species relative to size. This alone would suffice to make the SCORPION the most masculine of animals. This large tail is able fulfill the desire of the neediest of women, regardless of species. The SCORPION tail is so precious, that h*mans milk the liquid as the most expensive substance, for a h*man women being injected with the scorpion's potent venom is worth every last cent.

In total, the SCORPION expresses this masculinity in a most exemplary manner wherever he goes. When he stings, he unleashes the entirety of his lusts and desires upon them without any restraint.

All this is the reason why the SCORPION is the epitome of masculinity.

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I don't see the correlation. I think you're just a whiny bitch. Now shut up, there are people talking about a cool insect I've never heard of.

>hey check out how hard I can pee

For me it's the Titan Beetle

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insects are animals.

now i want a bug MMO

What about a bee bf

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Me desu

Scorpion and Cazador are classes for sweats who can't have fun.

>PPPPPWWWWWWFFFFFFSSSSHHHHHHHFFFFWWW

What are you saying? That insects aren't animals?

>being a fag
Lmao

imagine its pincers on your dick haha

>Bumblebees
>ever dying

Mantis monk
Spider assassin

>there are people talking about a cool insect I haven't tried fucking yet
I'll leave you to it, then.

>sweats
What did he mean by this

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Why are wasps such cunts Yea Forums?

What a lad

they barely exist and when they do they're scrawny nerds

This

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>"Take this, this what you get! MY SUPER LASER PISS!!"

CUTE

Too roach-like.

tis merely a flesh wound

>tank
>fast
>dps
>debuff
>the useless party member

A nice kek

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How can Bees even compete?

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>is weaker and can attack only once, then dies

That's only when it stings something big like a human. A bee can use its stinger on other insects without killing itself, they're too small for the stinger to get stuck in. Wasps are broken as fuck though, squash one and it'll give off pheromones that attract a bunch more.

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You will never be a woman.

Mantis is healer, duh.

not bad, but looks to long and not wide enough, not quite the absolute unit it could be

No

insects are part of the animal kingdom you fucking retard

I think you'd want the Brown Recluse for the necrotic tissue damage output.

I brought rations

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Scorpions are fucking scary. There's something about them that just screams "death"

Mod?

I would

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Are you okay?

Poor spider-bro. Never stood a chance after his mandibles were immediately removed.

I'm fine why do you ask?

>cowardly species of the animal kingdom (h*manoids)

Humans eat Scorpies for lunch lol

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Maybe it's the fact that they look like something out of a cosmic horror. They don't even look like real creatures, they actually look like they came from fiction

>scorpions are the most feared animal of humanity
>scorpion venom is the most valuable resource barring shit like antimatter

they've chosen to phase them out rather then buffing them, that's why they've slowly been reducing their spawn rates over the last couple decades.

stealth edf thread?

Married men have discussed worse things.

added this to my brutal moggings compilation

Savage

>not being able to distinguish between bees, bumblebees, wasps and hornets
Gamers like you are the reason the good guys don't want to live on this planet anymore

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Absolutely based boomer

>image has zero bees on it

You seem pretty angry. You just had a minor incel freakout tbqhwyf

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Reminder that people using "THICC" are out of touch LOSERS who drool over pictures of cartoon girls but paradoxically would like to be the little girl getting railed by a father archetype.

I can't believe devs approved of philanthus triangulum units, bees are worthless now

Cicadas are based as fuck.

What the fuck is that thing?

Honeybees are cute and friends

Op's pic is a bumblebee. I think they can actually sting several times.

Anyone that's jerks off to cartoons and wants to marry them is fucked in the head honestly

>not being a stealth fag

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beetle tank
bee honey healing
mantis fast att speed
spider stuns & venom % max health DOT
DLC character does everything everyone else can but better

I hate you so much.
You and every game that shows honey bees as big round and fluffy when they're not.

Even Dwarf Fortress makes the distinction between honey bees and bumble bees.

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Based.

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>>scorpions are the most feared animal of humanity

More humans were killed by Snakes in our history than Scorpions. The Serpent is the oldest of Mankind's enemies. The Ur-Evil, if you will.

There's a reason every, and I mean every, human culture has mythology surrounding the demonification and antagonization of dragons/serpents/snakes/wyrms.

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Sometimes I wonder, if there's alien life out there, would they be as impressive and cool as our insects? I don't think they would

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Woah... you're actually right and very cool.

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They look like someone mixbred spiders with crabs.

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I guess the second coming is here after all.

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the gooks of all sorts had dragons as good guys.
same with the mestizos.

>powerbombs the scorpion
>doesnt release the hold on impact
>catches his breath then belly to back suplexes scorpion
>proceeds to put the tail in to a full Nelson
Beetles are such fucking chads.

>flashy colors
>pointless spikes
>ass is backwards, wow subverted expectations
>legs have pointless ornaments
this mob was designed by JRPG reject

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lmao

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finally i can sleep happily knowing that real men do exist

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why not? if there is life out there, i cant think of a reason why it would not be a crazy as ours.

Dunno about the chinks, but IIRC the Aztects and shit venerated Serpents out of fear, more than anything. Kinda like the Dragon Priests in Skyrim.

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Plants are our oldest enemy as well as our oldest friend.

>people fear spiders more than snakes
>people fear scorpions more than spiders even in non-scorpion populated locations
Scorpionchads always win baby

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pic related.

its you.

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>all replies exactly one minute apart

Remember to always bee yourself

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Nice.

all the female bees bully them like crazy because they are literally only useful for breeding,id like one and be supportive to him and feed his neet ass with honey

Only retarded people fear scorpions. They kill like 5 people a year. They are actually low-tier even for bugs, outdone by fucking snails.

Don't bother, you'll just get them to reply more. What's funny is that they're probably the same people who then complain about muh derailed threads and then turn around and do this shit.

How? Nobody ever died by running into a tree or being stuck in a bramble bush.

Not based.

Based.

They're really cute

THATS NOT A BEE
THAT'S A BUMBLE BEE

>Even Dwarf Fortress makes the distinction

Because Toady is an academic, and a detail-nut

>waaaaahhhh!!! i'll never be as cool as that user!!!
heh...

>keeps harassing scorpion then gets choked out
Fucking well deserved

Accurate.

>bees
>have stingers

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Mosquitoes, tsetse flies, assassin bugs, and fucking SNAILS, kill 3 times to 50 times more people per year. This is just bugs, not animals.

>the virgin other animals need to kill humans, be large or have fear of them be ingrained due to evolution to become feared
>the chad scorpion only needs to exist to be the most feared animal
:^)

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Pic related. It's me before your enlightenment.

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Do you know how many species of toxic plants exist? And how many of them don't look deadly until you mistake them for a different plant by accident? Or how many people have taken a shit in the woods and wiped with poison ivy?

How do you get killed by snail? Slipping on him and dying from the impact? Because I have no idea

>even dwarf fortress
>even

This reminds me, bugs fights are quite popular in Japan aren't they? I heard that's basically where the guy who came up with Pokemon got the idea from. He liked watched insects brutally slay each other, and he thought it'd be a great concept for a kids game.

Can't wait to get fucking swarmed to death after accidentally punching one

I am pretty sure that lots of show in the 80's have been brainwashing people into thinking that the hot girl should date the nice twink geek instead of the evil Chad.

that's pretty hip

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That sounds like a very passive "enemy". Might as well count in environment in general like cliff ravines or quicksand. Snakes are at least predatorial.

>doesn't know what a bombardier beetle is

IT'S HIP TO FUCK BEES
TELL EM BOYS

>he doesn't know

A lot of snakes have ways of saying "don't tread on me", while some of the deadliest plants look ornamental until you eat them. Most snakes don't hunt humans, the ones that have eaten people are few and very far between.

The fuck are you talking about OP, GMs are incredibly biased towards bee players
>be a bee
>get bee-exclusive private servers for PvE, if GMs find non-bees in these servers their characters literally get deleted on the spot
>GMs monitor and cleanse bee players of debuffs
I have proof of this from numerous chatlogs.
>GMs subsidise the cost of setting up new bee guilds and provide resources FOR FREE until the guild is self-sufficient
Meanwhile
>be a wasp
>GMs look for any excuse to console-kill you if you're doing stuff solo
>if your guild looks like it might be competing with a bee guild, they straight up disband it
You don't even need to be fucking with bee players, if you set up your HQ in "the wrong spot" they'll also come for you.

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I don't know what you're talking about, I stomp on scorpions all the time. They're just vermin.

>How do you get killed by snail?
if you don't remember, he already won

That sounds nice

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>land mammals

Oh boohoo, you got it so hard. Imagine being a small fish in the ocean. There's predators ALL OVER you, coming from all 3 spatial axes. At least land animals only have the ground to look out for. Fish can be eaten at any second from any direction and unless you're near some rocks, there's no fucking place to take cover either.

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Yeah, all you need to beat that boss is to spec into GUN and its trivial. Luckily dev's are currently working on a patch to nerf tool users and civilization in general

Blessed video. Can i save this, friend?

underrated

Thread theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=0xSSGy67nwA

I would assume by consuming them and not knowing any better that they're toxic?

I don't know who's idea it was to make an armored unga-bunga boss that is also immune to all debuffs

Are you talking about the striped Cone Snail? That's kind of cheating because it's neurotoxin which can kill almost 70 humans with a few milliliters in the same timeframe it takes to smoke a cigarrette

And they create one of the best food items in the game automatically

I didn't say that they're the most deadliest predator, I'm saying it's the oldest. Hence all the biblical and cultural allusion to serpent-like beings being evil incarnate.

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>ignores melee completely
>attacks anything quadruple it's size
This is the nigger of the Animal Kingdom right?

Its like popping a zit

I never met anyone with a scorpion phobia. Have you? It's not feared at all.

>any build with "eusocial" perk
>needing buffs
microbe shitter confirmed

>Scorpions
>Scorpionchads
>scary
How terrifying something that gets regularly eat by a fucking mouse
youtube.com/watch?v=RyRlt8v-pNM

only*

It probably exists, but I was talking about snake anyway, not scorps. And Ophidiophobia is a very common thing.