*beats you at Mario Kart 64 in your path*
*beats you at Mario Kart 64 in your path*
nice try, but beating me at mario kart is not something you can do while in my path. Maybe beside my path, but youre fucking retarded if you think you can beat me when I am at full speed mentally and spiritually
AY YO HOL UP SIS'AH HOL UP
*SMACKS LIPS*
AY YO GURL YOU FINE AS SHEEEEIT YOU GON' LEMME CLAP DAT? DAS RITE WE GON' GET FREAKY AS HELL SIS'AH YOUKNOWHUAHMSAYIN? DAS RITE
*GRABS CROTCH*
GOD DAYYUM LOOKIT DAT SHEEEIT RIGHT DERE MMMMMMHHH IMA GET ALL UP IN DAT SHEEEEIT FO REAL DAWG YOUKNOWHUAHMSAYIN?
that is not a proper sentence please explain to me how i get here oh no what is htis
*while i beat >her off in my mouth's path*
>Vhs
Probably belonged to her Gen Xer Dad.
*i punch him in the balls as a result*
>Berserk shirt
What the fuck? Berserk is normiecore?
>vhs
Just pirate everything
>Perfect Blue
>Akira
>Berserk
>Cowbox Bebop
>Trigun
Good taste.
>entry level
>good taste
Literally everyone has watched those. It's like thinking Naruto or DBZ are good
>tattoos
>piercing
Mega YIKES
Weebnormiecore yes
Its entry level stuff
>Literally everyone has watched those
and? I watched Higurashi too, and that doesn't mean I liked it, it was utter garbage.
Ok now beat me irl. As in punch and kick me, sit on my face, headscissor me, call me pathetic
Berserk is literally babbys first edgy manga.
Such a nerd XD
Idc what you contrarian faggots say, bebop is a classic
Wonder how much she paid for all that on Ebay last year.
BPD AND ECSTASY
I wonder what happened to her during childhood to make her deviate from a normal path in life.
Spank you for being such a little bitch too, right?
Makes sense. I've never played MK64.
>beating someone at MK64
>skill-based
9 out of 10 times it's sexual abuse of some kind.
DBZ is fantastic.
You've grown weak
being sexually abused as a kid made me incredibly awkward with women and makes me feel gross with sex stuff in general. Guess it's different for men.
>ITS SHIT BECAUSE EVERYONE WATCHED IT
Fuck off cunt, go watch your pretentious bullshit
She did it for the boys user. She's doing it for you.
Who the hell wears a gameboy as a fashion accessory? The screen could get all scuffed up like that.
her bf is a normalfag chad btw
Yes!
that's funny cause that seems to always be the case. These "I'm so unique and nerdy XD" girls never go for the guys who are into the same things they're into, and instead go for the boring normalfags dudes. Like what's even the point of dolling yourself up like that if you could easily get a guy like that with minimal effort?
>anime tattoos
>face piercings
>normies first anime collection
>N64 hat
>a fucking gameboy around her neck
Well I'm repulsed. I bet she has the Zelda theme as a ringtone and made a reaction vid when Banjo was announced.
Yeah, makes sense. Tattoos and piercings are a form of self-harm. Feeling worthless and hating yourself as a result of abuse leads to self-destructive behaviour.
I worked with a candy crush gamer girl in 2014, and when she asked me what games I was playing I said World of Warcraft.
she laughed
I'm not quite chad but I work out and I match with chicks like this on tinder/bumble fairly often. I like the alt look they like fit dudes. What's the problem?
The alt look only looks good on women, the dudes are mostly little weenies.
Could she get anymore try hard than that?
Imagine her becoming a good wife and a good mother.
You can't, can you.
Maybe she's fun and all, I don't know, she can be a fun GF.
But she will never be a proper wife or a proper mother.
She is lost as a woman.
It's not hard to find a girl who plays proper video games, but it's extremely rare to find one that's actually good at them. This is why I don't care about having a gf that plays video games, there's no fun in playing against them. It's always awkward when I destroy them, and playing recklessly and doing bad on purpose is not enjoyable.
kek
came here to post this
are you a fag now or gonna die alone or what
Mario Kart 64 is shit and I'll destroy this cunt at Double Dash any day of the week
Yeah, she could be a guy doing the same thing.
I could see her being both. She's passionate about her hobbies and that usually translates into being a good person in my experience.
Die alone probably. I'm not into men at all.
>passionate about her hobbies
>all entry tier shit
No she isn't she's literally the definition of "look how nuuurdy I am!" hell she probably only dresses up like that for pics and social account for attention.
She probably could, I only play CTR
Basic plebeian gamer girls
Clearly.
She'll be all quirky and shit during her twenties, will "focus on her career" during her thirties, then will hit the biological and professional wall that all women encounter and will despair for the rest of her life.
I pity millennial women, really, they've been lied so much, and most of them will realize it too late.
Based and Doublepilled.
I wanted to give you props until you continued after maybe beside my path, but then you went autistic incel mode and lost that respect.
>Haven't Seen Tier, but probably overrated shit
Akira
Cowboy Bepop
>Haven't Seen Tier, and probably just boring
Trigun
Whatever that last one is
>Haven't Seen Tier, because it's probably for girls
Bubblegum Crisis
Perfect Blue
imagine you being a good husband. I cant .
@475185265
Not even worth a (You)
Naruto and Db are good, appart from shipuden, that was cancer.
I bet you watch yuri on ice because nobody else watched it
Who hurt you, user?
nigga u gay
At least she has sex, unlike you.
That shit is way better than the seasonal trash most of Yea Forums watches.
>I bet you watch yuri on ice because nobody else watched it
The fuck are you on? Yuri on Ice was one of the most popular anime when it was airing.
Some of it is better no doubt, that does not stop any of it being entry level user.
>No she isn't she's literally the definition of "look how nuuurdy I am!"
sounds about the same as :"I only watch unknown shit, since im a real otaku" to me. It's just a pretty dumb version of black and white. In the end its the absolute same. Both is just attention seeking.
I respect her taste more than about 95% of Yea Forumsnons I've met. Maybe she has a shelf full of Dorohedoro, who knows. Either way she's clearly invested in her hobby, that puts her above 85% of people male or female.
>watch yuri on ice
>its actually yaoi on ice
Everything went better than expected because girl love is false. It's a made-up concept. Women are incapable of love and hate each other more than anything else.
Why are you white knighting someone who's obviously just another gamer gurrrrl? she won't fuck you no matter how hard you defend her.
I have tinder to fuck, I'm mocking people who shit on someone for having a hobby. The hardest thing about dating is finding someone with hobbies, so I'll defend it when I see it.
Yea Forums is also casual as fuck so they're not really in any position to talk.
>tinder
Everyone has also played
>ocarina of time
>symphony of the night
>final fantasy (insert here)
And so on...
this is the type of chick you hook up with if you want a 50/50 of chance of your kid either having only 1 parent or being an insufferable faggot in general with a high chance of being an actual faggot
Ok now beat me in gran turismo
Its okay for her to be into self-harm. I can hug her and try my hardest to make her feel better. Eventually she'll fall in love with me and i can watch her smile all day and make her happy.
I bet she can't even turbo.
Doesn't mean I wouldn't let her show me her moves.
And bumble and hinge.
Bet you can't beat me at Double Dash tho
>crops out the other white guy
for what purpose? does he look too much like you?
What is baby's sixth edgy manga?
I fucking wish.
Holy shit fuck off back to Yea Forums you humongous faggot.
And for the record, Gurren Lagann is one of the greatest anime ever so bite me on your way out.
What's the point of having so many?
>tfw played DoubleDash against a qt at some shitty Smash-event
>she actually beat me like 90% of the time despite DD being the MK I played the most
>I was trying hard as well
>never saw her again
Different types of girls on each. I meet classy late 20s early 30s girls on hinge and bumble and younger slootier girls on tinder.
Wtf I love hinge now
>The amount of people watching something magically changes its quality
Friendly reminder that being a special snowflake doesnt make you interesting or special.
PunPun
It's pretty good. Personality matters more on hinge than the others due to the way the swiping works.
Not him but I didn't know there was a version with that guy in it
excuse me you forgot the tri-force tattoo on her shoulder blade.
you got the shounenshitters mad
I havent bothered with these hookup apps since I'm not /fit/, but what's the difference?
>VHS (dubbed)
Hard pass
Tinder is the most shallow and has the most hookups.
Bumble is a middle ground, the girl has to send the first message if you match.
Hinge you leave a message with your swipe so you can get by on personality.
dubs are more kino
>tfw that's a guy. A guy dressed up like a shiela.
Ranma 1/2? Yeah she can get dick.