METRO 2033 THE MOVIE - 2022

METRO 2033 THE MOVIE - 2022
ARE U READY, BOYS?!

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Video game movies/movies of books that are popular because of video games can fuck off and die. They will NEVER be good and I don't understand why people keep trying except to try and make another Resident Evil-type film franchise. Imagine if that's your fucking bar for success

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>Another cash grab adaptation
no. Fuck off.

Didn't the author have it cancelled because the director wanted to "Americanize" it by setting it in an American subway?

this shit will be like a fourth hand knock off of STALKER I can feel it

that was a different movie user
this is made in russia, by russians
you smell like an amerimutt that can't tell the difference

It's russian movie now, being made by cooperation of two shit tier TV channels.

the resident evil movies weren't that bad
until they actually started pandering to the videogame fags and ruined all the movies with retarded characters

>this is made in russia, by russians
russian cinema has been dead for decades
it's gonna be shit

>Russian """"movies""""
yikes

Games started being shit immediately after the remake of 2033, although Exodus was better than the sequel before it.
Movie will likely be shit.

Soviet movies were pure kino, Russia hasn't produced anything good in years though. I hope that this adaptation will be good but Russian tv has done nothing but pump out the same melodramas over and over, it's gonna be shit.

>THT
no thanks

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Will we be able to bury her the human way?

Unless they hire western actors and director this movie is about to be even more of the cringefest than all Uwe Boll's movies combined, as russians can't act for shit or write original and decent scripts.

All our movies are either low quality rip offs or deviantart level fanfic garbage.

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Hardcore Henry was kino though

shitty adaptation comes out in 3 years!
wow im so excited.

t. never saw any of the good russian movies

>THT
BЫ HE ГOTOBЫ

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please explain

>THT
Forget this shit like a fever dream guys

It's something so russian, that only russians can feel all the pain about it. But basically it's a shit-tier TV company that's "popular" because of their bad humour and low budgets for their show. So, don't expect anything good.

Shitty company that gets their share by exploiting braindead Russian youth with shitty reality shows, stand-up comedy and other such crap.

>the resident evil movies weren't that bad
Okay, now that you're presumably a grown adult with refined tastes, try and watch them again.

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First one is good. Second is fucked, but everything after it is way worse.