How do you even respond?

I have gender dysphoria

Fucking saved

Are you hitting on me?

i like to fap to them

>when I'm board I like to undress the character and stare at their panties
>I also only get off to femdom, and I'm too good at this game to lose to female NPCs
>I also don't self insert

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I like to self-insert and I can't do that with male characters.

Because I wish I was one.

"I don't. About 3 out of 4 of my characters are male. Makes you wonder why you keep coming over to watch only when I'm playing a girl."

cuz they make my peepee hard!

I truthfully wish I were a cute young anime yuri girl instead of a fat balding bespectabled weeaboo incel wageslave

Only women need their player character to be the same as them (with some "Minor" adjustments to their appearance)

i'm an equal opportunistic masturbator, i only fap if the character is cute, be it male or female.

Because I'm not gay like you.

because I like cute girls

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I have never made a female character in a game with a character creator, unless it was a porn game like HoneySelect or Oblivion

I like to gawk at their bodies

>why do you only play female characters when I'm around?
>Sounds a little coincidental bro

Because I only play eroge and I'm not gonna go down a yaoi route, faglord.

some one post the "i'm a girl" one.

One day we'll get what we want, one day.

I got autoghynephilia, but don't actually have gender disphoria nor do I want to be a girl except for when I'm horny.

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moar plz

this is your brain on tumblr

>Why are you wearing all those layers when the AC is at 40?
>cause I'm cold

Women will literally never understand bro

It's simple, it's like having a vore fetish but not actually wanting to fucking die.

Now of course you can say it's degenerate and you'd be right, but I think people who play video games should be more naturally capable of separating fantasy from reality than most.

Please go back to twitter ma'am

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That's how all trannies start, user

Why do you have a lesbian haircut?

Same.

>It's simple, it's like having a vore fetish but not actually wanting to fucking die.

What is with Yea Forums and vore this week

i like guro but i hate real gore
also neither make my peepee hard

I always play as the hottest girl unless there's a hotter/cuter boy.
I need a bf fucking kill me

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To be quite honest I want to be a girl in the next life

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So... you like violent video games?

/thread

I like them more.

BASED

I only get off imagining getting fucked by a big titty futa though

Lol gay

Don't you mean gamer?

Hey, I'm not going to judge, I have an equally irrational fetish that motivates my shameful fap. My fetish is literally going to Hell.

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i like games where you kill things, yes

How come you always ask me this stupid question?

Alright I'll tell you. I have a barbie doll fetish.

When I was younger I used to hide behind the bed and suck my Sister's barbie's little tits and jerk off.

I was a weird kid. I also liked dressing them up and pretending they were hot girls that like me. Vidya is the same way. It's for me to make my own little virtual waifu. I like Skyrim especially because I made myself an NPC using the modding tools and make her sex me with sex mods. Sometimes the other way around.

Depends how I'm feeling. I don't insert as the female though. Whoever does that is a fag.

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Because I want to be turned into a cute girl or a cute girl (male) and I craft a TG story in my head about every female character I play as.

are you happy now you faggot?

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fixed

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what is the actual reason so many want to be a girl?

do you also suffer from the guro curse of 90% of pics being terribly drawn?

By being his woman

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YES
i only follow one artist

Yes, or the girl actually enjoying it for some reason.

Perfect

wait

why don't you make the sexy girls the NPC and play as yourself? you like suckin dicks?

Source

being an ugly autogynephilic nerd

I don't.

>and sometimes vice versa
Also I like to think the girl comes up to me because I'm too shy to do it so it's still In character

haha boobies

sure but what drives you to be autogynephilic

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I feel like it's always the most disgusting and mentally ill cunts who want to transform into a different creature.

porn addiction

Being an anime girl with a dick would be pretty great

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Because it's about taking charge. There are so many sexual situations you can force if you are a female. If you want to be dominated people will do it because society tells them to, if you want to dominate you can because that's what men want.

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>He doesn't want this to happen to him

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>If you want to be dominated people will do it because society tells them to
This is the only good part about being a girl, and is the only reason I'd want to be one.

I'M

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Thanks assholes, I'm hard now

SHORT FOR THE HORNED REAPER

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I always play as my waifu I’ve been doing this for like 5 years now

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Hysterical, you still haven't let go of the dumbass meme

time to play vidya

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What if they're both tomboys?

Yeah, I hate it when Yea Forums reminds me that I just want to be completely dominated and plowed by all the alpha guys I know.

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"Do you self insert as the mc or what, fag?"

Lewd

By being her woman

Life on easy mode

Sad that these are the only two images

What are their names?

>draw a girls face
>call it a guy

god I wish that was me

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Is this the gamer thread?

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green eyes are the best eye color

if you're horny and you know it, take out your dick.
if you're horny and you know it, take out your dick.
if you're horny and you know it, then your face will surely show it
if you're horny and you know it, take out your dick.

This needs a Catherine edit

Seething semenskull. Need the jannies to protect you again when it's convenient? Or will you ignore that these same jannies refuse to filter

Tranny
Dilate
Cope
Seething

despite that they're more harmful and spammed? Oh censorship is okay when you get your feelings hurt? Lmao.

A fine start, but we need actual porn of these two, fucking and cumming in esch other.

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Life on easy mode.

If 'these games' = third person games, then "because girls are cute"

Only this

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It's incredible the amount of salt and butthurt this artist released into the internet with a simple funny comic.

Based wizard bro

girls and boys have the same face in animu anyway

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Fuck off nigger

>not into dom
>can be the girl domming and self insert as the guy being dominated

Maybe I just need to imagine I'm a girl domming a boy when I'm forced to dom.

Oh, haha, then it's just me that's jealous of how women get put in their place by dominant men? That's fine.

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>check comic author
>is a tranny

everytime

Technically speaking Left would be a girl right would be a boy. You can tell by the eyebrows.

No I feel ya.

It's the same one who draws the cute trans catgrill

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Really?

shush you

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>Dominant men
Ew, gross

I like to watch butts and boobs bouncing here and there

>tfw no older, authoritative man will ever sternly address you as "young lady"
Now, I'm no tranny, but there probably is something wrong with my brain.
Women prefer to dominate other women as well. That's just the sad truth. I'm not picky.

Based tranny. As long as they don't act like a cunt.

How's the janny dick taste retard?

i would let tyler domestic abuse me

I wish I was the little girl

poofters pls leave

based AGPchads represent

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We all do.

Cause i erp as one

MODS

STOP HIM

Something feels very Korean manhwa about this art style.

LEt's see

No?
Most of my life since my dad died my life has been pretty female dominated.
Between my family and my old neighborhood woman outnumbered the boys & men 5.5 to 1

Sissy hypnosis videos corrupted me.

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>Bitch actually called katana

All autogynephilic trans are kumbrains and not real trans.

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Because I have a deep seated need to be the desired party in relationships and sex, but being a guy prevents me from enjoying either since it's just not how it works in reality, so I play as cute, small characters of either gender so I can feel like I could be happy even once in my life.
I'm jealous of permavirgin whose only problem is life is needing to stick their cock in a hole, there's nothing quite as crushing as having sex multiple times and every instance of it just being confirmation of the fact that you'll never find happiness in this life.

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I wish this was still updated

>ITS NOT GAY IF THEY SHAVE EYEBROWS

>are you winning senpai?

That is the power of BMAF pairings

>and not real trans.
And that's a good thing.

Nonexistent
How’s that dead faggot meme of yours doing?

fuck is this

it had a years long break before, I still have a glimmer of hope

>tfw pe fell for the patreon meme and is now a bloated mess

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Sauce nao gave monthing, what's this from?

"I like cute girls."
But if the game has romance options in it i cant play as a girl at all. I have to play as a guy do i can get the cute girls.

Did you try not having sex?

The power of not existing?

lets see
>gameplay ( fighting games)
>i'll worry if i was looking at a faggot , i don't stare at guys while walking why would i do while playing?
>i don't roleplay like a retard

Yes, it only makes relationships die when the other party knows they're dealing with the equivalent of an eunuch.

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What the fuck is wrong with you

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That's interesting, but I'm not sure how it's linked to jealousy of girls being naturally dominated by strong men.

gender locked classes

Because they're usually kinda hot

A

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Well being a dude isn't doing me any favors.

why would you play a class of the opposite gender?

Who knows. That Android 21 thread yesterday was fun though.

well you can piss anywhere you want

And funny.

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I like their death animations and sounds
Fapped many times to tera's ones

Self-inserting is for normalfags, if you can't even play a character in rpgs that isn't you, you are severely retarded

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>gender
it's sex you retards

Nuh uh, someone might see my peepee.

They are the majority of trans so yes they are.

Women can also piss anywhere they want

thanks kojima

Good considering how seething you are. Cry to the jannies cuck lmao.

I like looking at girls, i find them pretty, i like their curves, i like their clothes, if i could have the top three and play male i would. I want pretty boys and pretty girls, but since pretty boy isn't a common character i know what i'll pick .

i'm like 50/50 with which one i choose
really depends on the game
in RDR2 for instance i made a weathered old man
but in GTAV i made a female

consider suicide

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Wish there were more games with pretty boys, pretty girls, strong men and strong women.

CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER

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:3

You can be my BF cutie!

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I have, but I've realized at some point that nothingness is way scarier than a life of suffering.

Thank god you can't get dubs here
rolling

It's a valid desire!

Just got a 3 day ban for saying cumbraín
gave me a good laugh
I wonder why mods are so sensitive about this word?

Is this the most recent meme thread? First it was jizznoggin now its this?

yea , i love seeing girls peeing in the middle of the street
its my favorite thing when i go out

Because you niggers spammed it like crazy

What are you even trying to imply here

I'm not gay, unfortunately.
Nor would some depressing ERP with a neckbeard really help either way, but I appreciate the sentiment.

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Only discord trannies and normalfags trying to fit in use that word, good riddance asshole.

I'm a 5'3'' 120 pound permatwink, want to trade bodies? I desperately wish to know what it's like to reach my own groceries. Maybe I'll even be able to drink a moderate amount of alcohol, or be slightly hurt without crying like a bitch.

Imagine if the girls were peeing on me instead haha wouldn't that be gross haha

I'm just saying that this exact topic has been flooding the board for a couple of days now, or I might have just been retarded to only notice it just now.

>a couple of days
How fucking new are you?

sure do you wanna be a 6'0 210 pound fatass?

Dragon's Dogma is too good for this world.

Because it exploded within a day and got a KnowYourMeme page about it not long after
really makes you think

There's not always options to move forward and be happy. Sometimes there never are. But if you never look, you'll never find. Keep an open eye user, it's the only way things can get better.

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Sounds like you need some wholesome friendship lad. Old fashioned face to face stuff. I understand the want to wanting to be wanted and the only real way is to be a 10/10 as a guy or get some bros who really appreciate you and you them.

>recent
that kind of thread has been a thing since nearly the beginning oif Yea Forums, what are you on about

the comic the OP pic is from is more recent (still pretty old), but that doesn't change that

but i pick both
because it doesn't matter

Let's see

Six whole feet, wow. It's hard to imagine being so amazing massive.

That doesn't answer my question

i would like it

>fat
And there it is. Stop eating pies and move your fucking ass retard. 99% of your issues stem from being a disfunctional blob of jelly.

It's for one of two reasons
1) I like the way the character plays or their abilities.
2) I like the design of the female character more than the male characters
Though both of these apply to games with actual characters, not just avatars.

That was the exact game that popped into my mind tbqh. Shame about what happened with the MMO, but maybe we'll be lucky and get a sequel? Maybe!

Eat shit. I don't need to justify myself to you.

On the other hand, you can survive on ridiculously low levels of food and becoming drunk easily is also a money saver. Plus you'll live longer because small people don't age as fast.

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user's about to learn a harsh lesson on why irony is shit

You must be that one schizo faggot who spams it constantly.

Damn user, same problem as me. Same height but i think i'm stuck at 115, just get all boyfriend- or girlfriend i guess.

If Capcom let's DD languish, they'd be bigger fools than I could have ever imagined. I just think it takes time to develop a game like that.

my sister would fit with these

London, please.

"I don't."

The majority of "trans" are just fetishistic men and women. Trenders need to die and stop hurting the image of the real ones.

Those are all good points. No one takes me seriously, though. People think I'm in high school.
I got one, he holds things over my head and mocks me.

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tell them I wish that were me

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They're generally faster, have more interesting movesets and make my opponent more likely to get mad when I beat him

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Punch him in the dick. But hey, hopefuly he's nice aside from that. I worry about people taking me seriously too but it's like, idk. I feel like the severe autism is the bigger problem than my height.

>183cm 63kg
>too manly to be a twink
>too thin to be manly
It hurts.

I'll fly to London but only if you pay for it and agree to cane me like one of your schoolboys.

Are you a guy?

Proof?

they have smaller hit boxes and models

what shad comic is this

>girl obsessed with her height
>posting on Yea Forums
Guess, user.

Are saying you don't have a preference? People usually want to be one or the other.

I'd be fine with either honestly. Becoming manly would be easier though and have better results.

Yeah, he's actually a sweetheart. I think there is something about being really short that invites bullying. Most of my friends have done it.

I just think it's a hell of a coincidence. You're a twink and you're gay. We're you always like this, or did your body compel you to become a sub?

>and the only real way is to be a 10/10 as a guy
It's not the kind of wanting that I want, even that kind of "desire" is still from the wrong side.
I want to be courted and appreciated for returning the sentiment, to be seen as something to 'obtain' and then keep.
Something to conquer in sex, someone who you try to impress even for your own ego.
But who the fuck would ever think like that about a man? It's how a guy would see a woman.
Not even forcing myself to like dick would work, faggot relationships just don't look credible to me. Not to mention I'd be disgusted with the display.

There is just no solution.
My sexuality is a nice and tight Rubik's cube that wasn't made to be solvable.

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These threads have existed longer than threads calling out spunkheads

>faggot relationships just don't look credible to me.
wow rude

Plenty of girls have tried it on with me.
You're just fat and ugleh.

I was just doing the meme. I'm actually Australian.

He already said he wasn't gay dumb idiot.

Why the hell did I quote that post

I'm not gay, I'm bisexual and lean toward men. I can manage to dom a girl, but basically any guy can put me in my place, and I dunno why but that has always been crazy hot to me since I started thinking about sex. That and deep rooted masochism and guilt tend to push me toward submissive behavior.

That's actually kinda hot. There's this amazing video of a cute Aussie twink getting his ass absolutely tanned by his "Daddy" and I have to say it might have single-handedly given me a kink for your accents.

that one with that boy

the one people actually draw fanart of

pretty much what i've always posted in these threads.

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Here we go

You don't get multiple girls in bed by getting fat and ugly.
Like I said before, I have no trouble with the conventional side of relationships.
It just ends up being something I don't want once I get it.

And like I said, even if you're some always-courted superchad, I already said it's not the kind of desire I want to be at the receiving end of.

I don't know man, having to treat sex like a clinical affair unless you want shit all over your bed doesn't feel very organic to me.
I'm a very sentimental person, and not being able to take things 'as they go' would kill the mood for me.
Plus, there's a bunch of gay dynamics that make it not work even on a theoretical level for me, even if I did like men (and believe me, I have wished for that so many times to make things easier).
All of this is even ignoring the 90/10 sub/Dom ratio in the community, leading to so many couples looking like they're a two-people package waiting to be picked up by someone else, instead of two people who love eachother.

>leading to so many couples looking like they're a two-people package waiting to be picked up by someone else, instead of two people who love eachother.
Okay, just because we look like some alpha could put us each in a headlock and we'd both cum our pants DOESN'T mean we don't love each other as well

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>shad always draws spanking stuff
>never draws this boy being spanked

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>he never drew more Merula or continued that Nyan brothers story

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>ruins ANOTHER pic with ballbusting

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>DOESN'T mean we don't love each other as well
>as well
Yes, with the alpha dom that came out of nowhere being the number 1 priority.
That is the inherent problem with any couple of subs thinking it'll work.