Here's your gameplay gaijin, that will be $59.99 plus tippu

Here's your gameplay gaijin, that will be $59.99 plus tippu

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no problem.
60 bucks to urinate and care for a baby? Sure.

thank you sir may i have another

at least it's not bing bing wahoo #5783

that fucking filename made me laff

for 60 bucks you can urinate onto a baby in any third world country

Where is the running and jumping? Nice game you have there
>plays Mario bouncy castle odyssey

Do American's really tip whoever they buy games off of? Like they walk into gamestop and the dude behind the counter expects a tip?

you talk with experience?

thank you boss

Already pre ordered

Yes. You have to tip anytime you buy in person in the USA

i still don't understand why he needs to carry around a fetus

Fucking hell... Amerifats have it bad

carrying the unborn child of a braindead mother lets him see ghosts or something

because he already paid norman reedus

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ye

>it's not as bad as total shit
that doesn't make the game good user

fake babies should be illegalized

t. R Kelly

Holy shit these graphics are bad, is the Vita version?

i am actually looking forward to bing bing wahoo #5783

Yes, this is how Americans get paid

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he's lying to you you would look like an autist if you tried to tip at a games store

would you like to share more about your story?

Joke's on you, I'm not buying that shit.

The only tip people doing their jobs will get from me is the tip of my dick. They LITERALLY get paid for a service by their employer. This tipping culture is fucking retarded and solely fueled by rich faggots slapping young girls on the ass in LA and giving them a couple of hundred bucks so they don't get in trouble for it.

Why do people care about this game?

Like I'm not going to play the weirdest AAA game ever made.

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>BEEBEEPEEPEEPOOPOOMILKIES
Kojima is truly ahead of his time. If this doesn't prove that he is a genius then I don't know what.

no, this is the point where you go out and make your own story :)

This is Social Strand System.

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I remember seeing a webm of a guy taking a shit on a baby tied on a plank on /gif/ once, maybe it was him.

No I didn't save anything I don't want the FBI to raid my house.

>flashing your dick to a baby
Kojima is a pedo confirmed

Shame you don't have it, i'm seriously curious now.

Do you tell people in advance that you won't be tipping or are you a coward?

Tipping is not as big as a thing here, as far as I know. Its always americans that get legit butthurt over it.

>"This will be a key feature."
>the translator even paused and appeared to ask if the word "key" was the right one to use
>Kojima nods

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