Go play Touhou IN so you can kick some moonbitch ass

Moon buns did nothing wrong

Sugar Mommy Yukari would never let it come to this.

sugar mommy yukari didn't even care when reimu died and then had her soul removed from her body like the next day

>Hard
>what do you want me to do now
Lunatic, obviously.

>Hop on EosD since I haven't played a 2hu in probably years
>Get multiple game overs to Cirno

idk what happened but I hate it

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She got better.

Lunatic, right?

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The first one

I always underestimate her because she's just a Stage 2 boss

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She was probably sleeping. Can't expect her to go out of her house.

no i love my lunarian wives

There is literally nothing wrong with Lunarians. Change my mind.

Kaguya doesnt have a husband. That's the whole point.

dammit yukari

She got promoted to playable character. That makes her retroactively more difficult.

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The only moonie that deserves loves and hugs

The rest can fuck off

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Speaking of which, wasn't the Hourai elixir that Mokou stole supposed to be given to the emperor of Japan? Was Kaguya planning to marry him?

No, it was a gift as thanks for the generosity he had shown her

Why is Eirin such a horrible boss?

She's depressed and hates everyone around her because her life is terrible.

But her life is great?

i was under the impression she was exiled from the lunar capital and is basically stranded in some fuck-all nowhere forest in gensokyo

Yukari took a short 3-4 month nap but forgot to feed Reimu before she started.

No, it was a bribe so she didn’t have to marry him.

kaguya was exiled, eirin was probably thoroughly shitted on for her part in creating the hourai elixer but I don't think she was actually exiled. I always figured when they tried to bring kaguya back like in the original folk tale, she chose to instead flee further with kaguya
either way gensokyo is way better than the lunar capitol (not-china) anyway so she probably wouldn't care

I dont like shmups

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Yes but the lunar capital sucks and she is happy living in Gensokyo

Is it Futo time yet?

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A'ight, but I'm gonna Malice Cannon the whole way through.

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youtube.com/watch?v=6d7LMBMAq9g
have you gone through the hell disco?

i guess it's all about perspective. being able to live near-forever while doing almost literally fuck-all sounds pretty chill to me.

>implying Eirin doesn’t have a 9000 year plan to overthrow the lunar king and put Kaguya on the throne

>wanting to be in charge of a shithole
this is why shinki razed makai and okina and kasen fucked off for centuries

This got stuck in my head at work today and I could not figure out what it was for hours. I knew it had to be from Touhou, but I didn't even consider it was from the newest release if it just popped to mind so suddenly.
What a fucking jam.

what does have to do with my post

It isn’t about the actual land value, it’s about revenge.

There's no way this one wasn't influenced by undertale

What goes through your mind when you hear this music?
m.youtube.com/watch?v=i7re0DkOD4s

Zun doesn’t care about your shitty tumblr game.

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>man I wish I was listening to Voyage 1969 instead

>went out to drink with toby fox multiple times
>did interviews together
>played undertale and liked it
>the sole reason the last game has a demo on steam is because toby suggested him to put it up
I don't know, seems like he cares

Figures that the only good moonie doesn't even want to be a moonie anymore.

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Neither Kaguya nor Eirin consider themselves Lunarians anymore

>hOI I'm Tewi! This is my friend, Tewi!
>hOI! I'm Tewi! And this is also my friend, Tewi!
>hOI! I'm Tewi! But don't forget about my other friend...
>Hi, I'm Reisen.

Toby is a big 2hufag and got to meet ZUN because of his game. He's living the dream.

I want a touhou to kick my ass

do you think he's 1cc'd WBaWC yet?

God damnit user, got a chuckle out of me.

i missed somehow

Eirin > Reisen > Mokou > Tewi > Mystia > Kaguya > Wriggle > Keine

> Keine
Delete this, she's a caring and lovable woman that protects the village.

Reminder that Mokou is a pervert who gets off on watching her father fuck other women and the reason why she's so mad at Kaguya is that her refusal cheated her out of her fap material

I have never 1cc'd a Touhou game on normal.

how 2 get gud

play the game
then play it again
then continue to play it until you finish the game without having to use a continue

Her dad was such a cuck though I'd be too embarrassed to murder someone and become immortal just for a chance at revenge
Guess ZUN was trying to say that nobility is just retarded

>so you can kick some moonbitch ass
But what I want to do is to eat some earthling ass.

You live on earth don't you?
Just do it

But I want a very specific earthling.

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Hold Shift for focused movement

>mokou
>big tits
No

big legs is probably right though, considering one of the last things she did as a mortal was climb Mt Fuji

6, 7, 8
Then keep playing them until the latest release. Then if you fancy, emulate the PC98 ones

You just know she fucked the guy she climbed the mountain with

well I mean she fucked his life up by murdering him by kicking him down the mountain

There was a gangbang with the soldiers before too

Almost all spellcards have some sort of trick to them that makes them manageable. Once you know the trick it's not necessarily easy, but it'll be far easier than just derping around

fpbp

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She probably gave him a pity fuck before finishing him off.

God I wish that were me

>kaguyafags trying to defame mokou as a slut again
>she's a keinefag through and through

This is why you should play the intellectual's choice PoFV

Didnt she climb that mountain with like 5 or 6 guys?

>spam lv2 and wait for RNG to give you a break-the game

Choose one

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Tewi is a bitch. Reisen a cute.

If he's as good at making music as he is playing the game, probably. He seems like the type to be good enough to 1cc Normal but not Extra. Then again his favorite was confirmed to be Ran, so IDK.

t. reisen from hole

There is nothing appealing about Ran

I want to sniff her tails until I faint

You gotta remember, Toby's been a Touhou fan since the classic days, said interview saying Ran was his favorite was also from a good few years back. Chances are it's changed, but he's a reclusive man with his info so that's the frame of reference I used.

I feel like if you started talking to him about 2hu he'd probably talk about it
it'd probably make a nice change from weirdos telling him they want to fuck sans and talk about tumblr

So......?

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No

Come on live a little

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Foxes > Tanuki

Don’t cheat on ZUN kudasai

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Oni > Inchling > Tanuki > Crown Prince > Futo all else

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Reisen 200%
One of the few wife material girls in 2hu

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Have you created anything this week Anons?

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I could post her all day but no lewd posting.

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exhentai.org/g/1180266/dfdea10080/
I've been typesetting this because the version on panda has spelling errors and not-so-great positioning

Dumb coon

I published three papers and got four job offers

I came inside your mon and impregnated her this week

What did she ever do to you?

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She ruined my favourite 2hu mango and got shoved down my throat all through its duration

>there's nothing appealing about ran
but user...touch fluffy tail

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Based. Risen is one of the best gf material for an outsider of Gensokyo, and it comes with the benefits of becoming a member of Eientei.

That's assuming she'd want to get close to a human, which she most likely won't.

She stole the spot from a Taoist extra boss, wasted a slot in 3 fighting games, and took up way too much attention in the manga.

Those tails belong to Yukari

Cutest Touhou (and Kaguya I guess)

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Shimmy is not cute! She is a mighty warrior!

A cute mighty warrior

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i just have to touch them while she's asleep

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Almost! I currently am about to begin turning an alice fumo, into a parsee fumo! My yuugis are lonely and want their friend!

kys

Yukari WILL find out

I'm not into grannies

She's quite silly for such a small sassypants.

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im going to do it regardless, i don't care about the consequences user

Literally all the women in Gensokyo are hags. Even if they look young, they are still older than you.

Shut up.

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I'm gonna replay UFO!

Why would one punch her tho, I'd embrace her in a nice hug

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But they appear and act young
Mamizou acts and speaks like a granny

man of culture, go for it big guy

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Impossible, my mom's ancient is suffering from the advent of menopause

Your commitment to fumos is notable user, I remember you from a couple months ago if my memory is right

That’s mighty productive of you, hope whichever offer you pick works out for you

I never bothered setting up an account so I can’t see it, but just know that you’re doing the lords work.
What do you use for editing? I’ve found some artwork that I wouldn’t mind going edit an English translation in but lack the proper tools so it seems

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>I remember you from a couple months ago if my memory is right
Probably is me! I've made 2 fumos and a nendoroid of Yuugi! Now before I make Yuugi in her kimono, I'm gonna try my hand at making Parsee. I'm currently just waiting for the fabric paint so I can color her eyes

I just did it in gimp 2 and when necessary I'd touch up a panel in paint tool sai using my drawing tablet
I'm not entirely sure I can even upload it since I'm not clear on what the rules are regarding multiple english uploads of the same doujin

>She stole the spot from a Taoist extra boss
What? Does Yuyuko stole the spot from an original stage 1 boss too?

Why are people mean to Futo

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Because she’s a dork with an antiquated way of speaking

But that's what makes her adorable, that and her not knowing how lewd she is

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People are mean to any 2hu that is either fun to bully, or if they don't understand why people like her

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No, because yuyuko is a good character

Since when was Ran programmed to be smug?

Based. Homing is for faggots

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youtube.com/watch?v=iolKr9_kkIM
why is this a thing? I looked at this person's channel and there's like 50 of these videos

Who was in the wrong: the Buddhists or the Taoists?

Neither

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Both

>Out of character
Yeah, into the trash it goes

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Touhou Luna Night?

>secondary metroidvania featuring everyone's favorite secondary meido, suck-uya

No thanks. Already played that shit, and it was horrible towards the end.

What would a life alongside Mokou as one of her many husbands and wives be like?

The pixel art looks top tier though. What's wrong with the game?

Both are heathens

>and it comes with the benefits of becoming a member of Eientei.
What would be the best option, user?

>Become Yukari's shikigami in exchange for safety upon crossing the border
>Study medicine under Eirin and Reisen at Eientei
>Work at the Scarlet Devil Mansion as a butler.
>Work as a lab assistant in a Kappa workshop
>Work as an associate editor to the Bunbunmaru Weekly
>Work as an associate editor to the Kakashi Spirit News
>Work as a cook at Mystia's food stand
>Manage the Prismriver sisters
>Manage Mystia's band
>Work as an assistant in Kourindou in exchange for answering all of Kourin's many many many questions about the outside world
>Help manage the books at Suzanaan
>Work in Akyuu's mansion as one of the servants
>Become an assistant teacher at Keine's school
>Fairysit for people who need them to stay distracted for periods of time
>Become a hermit innawoods somewhere

don't taint my wife with your cuckoldry fetish you nigger

Gameplays actually solid, as well as the music and the art. It suffers the same problems as other 2hu fangames. But who gives a shit about that? Secondaries don't know any better.

Mokou is unmarried

>A human living literally over a thousand years.
It's "Until death do us apart" user, let her go and spend time with Yuyuko while she finds someone to make her company.
Also I'm a spic, not a Nigger. Get it right.

Those are all really good.

>>Study medicine under Eirin and Reisen at Eientei
I just don't want Reisen to do all the chores around Eientei by herself, screw studying medicine

NEVER

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What the FUCK is Okuu's fucking problem?

>ywn be part of Mokou's afterlife harem because death will never get to her.
I just want me and 20+ guys to plow and pound her tiny ghost body.

>implying ZUN writes character

Working within the village sounds safest, so Suzanaan, Akyuu's mansion or teaching.

>>Work as an assistant in Kourindou in exchange for answering all of Kourin's many many many questions about the outside world
Unironically sounds like a good time

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And those problems are?

FUCK MOONIGGERS
AND FUCK YOUKIKES

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>Become Yukari's shikigami in exchange for safety upon crossing the border
Cute words for "become the guy that people blame if Yukari goes into hibernation and leaves a figurative stove on"
>Study medicine under Eirin and Reisen at Eientei
Gee, sure is fun to be a lab rat without my consent or knowledge.
>Work at the Scarlet Devil Mansion as a butler.
Hope you taste good enough, because the vampires are hungry and they aren't gonna bother with any fairy meat.
>Work as a lab assistant in a Kappa workshop
"Wait Nitori why do you want me to bent ov-"
>Work as an associate editor to the Bunbunmaru Weekly
And become the new town pariah
>Work as an associate editor to the Kakashi Spirit News
And become the new town pariah mk. 2
>Work as a cook at Mystia's food stand
Sounds actually chill if you can convince Mystia not to eat you
>Manage the Prismriver sisters
Being a music band manager sucks giant ass if you don't get a big chunk of the paid.
>Manage Mystia's band
Same as above plus getting early deafness from Kyouko.
>Work as an assistant in Kourindou in exchange for answering all of Kourin's many many many questions about the outside world
Literally gayest job in gensokyo
>Help manage the books at Suzanaan
And die from a carnivorous book or some shit
>Work in Akyuu's mansion as one of the servants
This one sounds chill too.
>Become an assistant teacher at Keine's school
Having to deal with little kids sucks but otherwise cool
>Fairysit for people who need them to stay distracted for periods of time
Literally pranked to death and beyond
>Become a hermit innawoods somewhere
Bretty chill, you can even get powers and learn to talk to animals

>same problems of other 2hu fangames
Not enough H positions and many characters without unique dialogue?

Based.

>implying you're not a retard

>>Become a hermit innawoods somewhere
>Bretty chill, you can even get powers and learn to talk to animals
Like any user would last long enough to reach that level of enlightenment in the first place.

When was the last time a fairy prank actually killed people?

Wouldn't know for sure, but a prank Lunachild planned (Giant round bombs covered in snow to simulate a snowman) could have killed Reimu.

But I captured her impossible requests

Those were just spellcards, not the real thing

Should have used small bombs in the food desu

how do i into touhou
i dont understand it or know where to download it but it looks fun

Go to Moriya Shrine, they have all the english patched versions

Here's the all-in-one pack, it doesn't have the new 17 yet so you have to get it somewhere else
nyaa.si/view/979648

Start with 6, 7 and 8.

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there should be a mod where all the game's character art gets replaced with space jin art!

Play the vidya

If you don't like shmups, there's tons of fanmade vidya based on the main series and it's characters, some of them are pretty high quality

!!!

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The game looks and plays well, and the map design isn't too bad, but it's fucking empty. You find some secret area or get to go somewhere you couldn't go before, and all you are going to get is extra hp/mana/time every single fucking time.

I like when he draws normal instead of his fetishes

To be fair, if my drawing skills were high enough, I would probably draw my fetishes too

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Being an artist is being a god.

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I started playing 2hu games recently, how is 6 even playable without seeing your hitbox when you focus? Seems like a big oversight

no.

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all 5 games before it were playable, you sort of get the gist of your hitbox after a while.
That said, there's a patch for it, it's even on thcrap now

There's plenty of shmups without your hitbox being visible, you just learn where it is after a while

Mokou

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we need some yucca de la cazami in this thread

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It's never Futo time

>Reisen that low

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A hot

La creatura...

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a shit

They fucking kill you

Fix your code Yukari

This spell card shouldn't be that hard but I fuck it up every time. Apparently most people consider MoF to be one of the easiest games but I honestly found the last four games to be a lot easier.

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Both of them, even living or dead was wrong

FUCK HUMANS
FUCK THIS PLANET
FUCK THIS SATELITE

why would yukari program her sex slaves to actually experience lust?

>he thinks this is hard
Just wait for her final spell lmao
You can easily predict the spots where you can squeeze through with a little practice

>Go play Touhou

How about you choke on my fat throbbing dick?

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It's weird, I see the spaces to move through just fine and like I said it should be easy, but I always get hit at least once anyway because my movements are like a millisecond off. I might have just been having an off day last night, I'll try it again later.

I miss spell card practice.

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MoF has a slightly different hitbox to the earlier windows games and it can and will throw you off for a while
chief reason I managed to 1cc SA but still can't 1cc MoF

make sure you're using vpatch for MoF

Play Super Touhou RPG.
Just came out on Steam.

store.steampowered.com/app/1124060/Touhou_Shoujo_Tale_of_Beautiful_Memories/

That's definitely part of it, I swore I grazed some of those hits
Oh fuck I'm a retard, the torrent I downloaded said it already had vpatch configured so I overlooked the fact I had to launch the game through vpatch.exe. Thanks for the heads up

Immersion value

I feel sad for the blackbird developer

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I thought this guy had a vendetta against english speakers after they begged for the game too much? Or was that a different game?

Beats me.

Who do I have to kill to get the mangas translated like Forbidden Scrollery did? I'm itching to own them physical

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That was Fantasy Maiden Wars

Is this the one with the art where everyone is a titcow?

Yeah