What am I in for?

what the FUCK is wrong with his left hand

Strongman’s can’t fight for shit tbqh, a heavyweight mma trainee could beat him up

His cousin Chin

BRUCE U

Guys, I need the intro song for this game.

The theme song. It's rap, it's hot. Drop me the link, sonnies! Hee ya!

he can

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Chin Lee

>heavyweight
And how big is Mr ching chong?

>Strongman’s can’t fight for shit tbqh
They really don't have to; they're REALLY strong.

You try roundhouse kicking a dude that weighs three of you.

PWEASE

Ali

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Any collegiate wrestler from a division 1 school, every single male mma fighter in the ufc, bellator, and whatever they have in gook land. Anyone with proper martial arts training over 180lbs and fit. Every single pro boxer welterweight and above. And many, may more.

When did I mention Bruce Lee? How obsessed are you, ya fuckin’ autist, I meant heavy weights who trained in mma in general.

Dude, it doesn’t matter if you’re strong, one good punch from a guy who’s just as big as you and knows what he’s doing will fuck you up.

who that?

Based Chinaman btfo old bitch kikeoid and runs away like the joker BASED

>Name 1 man who can beat Bruce Lee
Are you actually completely retarded?

>that bald guy who just didn't even bother chasing
kek

Mother fuck, it's like he's parsing his DPS on a test dummy.

Literally any modern Amateur MMA fighter or any boxer who lived at the time.

I'll give you a real answer.

Any proficent grappler/wrestler could take down Bruce Lee.

Thanks for quoting OP and not me you fucking dumb nigger, lmao. You do realize I’m still not talking about Bruce Lee right or you a retard niggerbrain?

What is the evidence that Bruce Lee was a good fighter? Martial Artist, sure. There is no evidence to prove that Bruce Lee was a good fighter. There's like 1 video showing him sparring and he did not fight tournaments. That's like say that Jet Li or Jackie Chan are good at professional fighting.

>a trained person of roughly equal size will beat an untrained person
What an amazing contribution in a thread and post chain about Lee

Me, easily. I would just wrestle him to the ground, I am stronger than him and he was a shit grappler. I would man handle him.

Nobody fucks with Chin

even thai tranny can beat the fuck out of bruce lee

No, sweety.

Does it look like Connor stands a chance?

youtube.com/watch?v=Aaehn1aY8Ig

>roughly equal
Nah, a dude like cro cop who’s 6’2 and 200 lbs less than the strongman could fuck him up. But it’s okay for not knowing reading comprehension you dumbfuck
>implying this wasn’t a shitpost off topic thread from the beginning
Lmao, isn’t summer over?

To be fair connor lost to a nigger, so it doesn’t count

>suspect it's one of another Yea Forums's new le epic meme
>turns out it actually is
Shocking.

ACKCHUALYL BRUCE LI OR CHINK-PONG AS I LIKE TO CALL HIM WAS NOT A REAL MARITAL ARTIST HE WAS MERLY AN ACTOR AND QUITE A BAD ONE I MAY ADD MIKE BISON COULD EASILY, VERY EASILY KILL HIM WITH A SINGLE PUNCH WHICH IS BETTER THAN HIS ONE INCH PUNCH WHICH IS ALSO FAKE

ALSO I LOVE COCKS AND I CHOKE ON THEM DAILY

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seething that your actor hero is a chink manlet

t.chokes on cocks

absolutely butt devastated

Love how that bald guy is trying to be all cool and intimidating in the beginning but couldn't do anything.

>172 cm
>64 kg

HAHAHAHHAHAHH, like a little Child.

I could beat him with 1 arm.

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A few of Bruce's awesome feats:

>Bruce's striking speed from 3 feet away was five hundredths of a second.

>Bruce could throw grains of rice up into the air and then catch them in mid-flight using chopsticks.

>Bruce did press ups using only 2 fingers.

>Bruce could thrust his fingers through unopened cans of Coca-Cola. (This was when soft drinks cans were made of steel much thicker than today's aluminium cans)

>Bruce was able to explode 100lb bags with a simple sidekick.

>Bruce would ride for 45 minutes (10 Miles) on a stationary bike, when he'd finished, a huge pool of sweat was beneath him.

>Bruce once caved in a protective headgear made from heavy steel rods, rods that had previously withstood several blows from a sledgehammer.

>those numbers
just say avg spd 6km/s or 6000m/s.
>breaks the sound barrier 17 times over
what is this, Chuck Norris jokes?

Their were many ways to make Cliff look badass while still maintaining Bruce's dignity. However Tarantino decided to make him a stereotypical pompous and exotic kung fu chink.

He could of easily made the scene of Bruce being a down to earth martial artist and shown Cliff sparring with and even beating him. But instead he had to set it up as Bruce being some sort of hyper insecure bully and magically give Cliff superhuman strength just so he can beat the shit out of him.

I'm not one to be sensitive or complain about racism in media but this just seemed like it was put in to either shit on Bruce Lee or asians in general.

Bruce was not shown as some sort of cool guy that left his mark on the world, he was portrayed as an incompetent buffoon, in the same group as the Manson kids in the movie, who were actual heinous killers.

Tarantino wanted to make one of the most biggest Asian stars the world has seen look as retarded as people who committed first degree murder.

Have sex, incel.

Conor would've killed him if he tried.

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A few of Bradu Pittuh's awesome feats:

>can beat the shit out of some chink stuntman

Bruce lee was the real deal. If you disagree, you're an incel.

He was a actor not a fighter

He was both, as all proper martial artists are. He was also a philosopher. Seethe however much you want, but the man was basically a god.