Bossfightin'

2016

WHEN I STOMP'D DA GITZ

GREEN IZ BEST YEH BUT RED IZ FASTEST. JUS LIKE RED BLOOD IS FASTER THAN GREEN MOSS KUZ IT'S ALWAYS RUNNIN' SEE? DAS WHY I'Z DA MEKBOY AND YOU'Z A GROT.

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Green ain't fast ya grot ya need ta make it redder den da otha trukkz an' den ya win!

LISTEN TO ME NEW SONG YA ZOGGIN GITZ

ZOG ZOG ZOG ZOG
ZOG ZOG ZOG ZOG
ZOG ZOG ZOG ZOG
ZOG ZOG ZOG ZOG
ZOG!
ZOG!
ZOG!

I IZ MADE A PICTAR OF GORK N MORK KRUMPIN

GORK > MORK

FIGHT YA GITZ

>GOTZ TA SPEND TEEF TO GET GAYMZ
>DEN GOTZ TA SPEND EVEN MOR TEEF TO GET FLASH IN DA GAYMZ

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THAS' REEL GUD
GUN' BEH REEL BIG 'N YORIP

dat iz wrong yer stupid git, gork an mork are treated da same no wun god iz betta dan da otha so we smash 'umiez ‘n da name uv both uv im
zog off yer grot

iz stealin' all da good loot from da boss gaym an' da grot aint noticin'!

2014

I bet ‘da 'umiez did dis

GET OFF MY INTERPLANETARY SHITPOSTING INTERCOMS YOU DIRTY GREEN FUCKING SHITS BY THE EMPEROR

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>GORK AND MORK IS DA SAME

LOOK AT DIS WEIRDBOY

wot ‘da hell iz dis?
she ain't green an’ big like, how duz she survive a gud krumpin'?

>'e playz humie gaymz
Yer a grot like op go playz sum proppa orky gaymz dat ain't requirin' teef ta spend

Gentz and gits, konsider da followin'

Green

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diz grot got humie fo brains

RED

>'E SPENDZ TEEF ON GAYMZ
LOOKIT DIS GIT 'AN LAFF

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Youz sound like da git wot paints hisself in purple

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'Ey boss, if da trukk iz completely red then how do ya make it fasta than another red trukk?

OI

YOU WANNA GET KRUMPED

yer see dat epic store, weren't so epic afta me an’ ‘da Boyz looted it all, only grotz spend teef on gaymes, i spend ma teef on dakka an’ fast wagons so i kan get ta WAAAGH! quicka

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Oooh look at mista sensitive panzee over 'ere, methinks wez struck a nerve

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add sum bitz to da trukk and paint them red too ya git, we'z gotta make da trukk even redda

*Ahem*
YELLOW

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'ez lost it

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Wot gayms ya got on dat?

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BY NOT BEING ON THE FRONTLINE WITH YOU 'OOLIGANZ

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UH, ALL DA BAD MOONS OR GROTS AS I'Z LIKE TA KALL THEM, GIT OFF DIS KOMUNITY CAUSE ITZ FOR GREEN BOYZ ONLY, UNDERZTAND, KUZ IF YA DON'T I'Z GONNA KRUMP DA LOTTA YA

Sum story 'bout dis git an' his big hat

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blegh!
she iz so disgust'n lookin' how do 'umiez stand dat?
give me a big wagon (red makes em go faster) an' lots uv dakka, yer kan keep dis disgust'n 'umie grot dung but Iz gonna smash ya for be'n unorky.

Ya gits iz 'ave plenty of teef an' biggah explosions ill stomp ya proppa good wiff me expensive dakka.

War is bad can't we all just get along?

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'dat's a smart ork right 'der i hope 'e smashes lots uv 'umiez gimmie da name uv da gayme so i kan loot it.

SHUT YER GOB, STUPID 'UMIE GIT

look at ‘da 'umie
look at 'em an' laff

QUIK! Wot ar da best gamez fer us ladz?

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>umie git tinks he's worf gettin along wif
wot a tard

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ZOG GORK
t. Mork

Itz 'Umie gitz wot think de'z Orkz an' keep lootin'

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OI I TELLZ YA, ENT NOBODY IN DIS ‘OONIVERZE DAT PUTS UP ES GOOD OF A SCRAP AS A HUMIE, ‘SIDES EN ORK. MAYBE DEM BLOOD AXES GOT SOME PROPPA GOOD FINGS GOIN, ALWAYS FOIGHTEN DEM HUMIES

>xenos in my attilian broadcasting intercom

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ZOG OFF

U WUOLD WANT 2 U ZOGGIN TOZZER

shhhhh

be real sneaky now

I'm makin me ways to page 10 to steal a drednawt for me tekboy

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WE HAVE BEEN GIFTED THIS HOLY DREADNOUGHT FOR THE EMPEROR

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>disgusting grobs babbling

Grimnir's beard

'oooh look at me I'z a stunty see me rub ma' beard

Hey boss!
Just headin to check out the gubbinz on the drednot, it'll only take a second!

God the Blood Ravens steal more shit than Orks/Chaos combined

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OI YOU LOT HERE DAT

B E

R E A L

Q U I O T

When critical roll began

>being a filthy-disgusting green-thing

Oi! I saw dis humie gaym dey'z call DOOM!
You play as one a dose humie gitz, but 'ez kitted out in flash green 'evy armour an' gotz lotz of DAKKA. Ya getz ta krump da zog outta dose chaos boyz, and deyz always good fightin!

HUSH U GIT

I'M SNEAKIN

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I can't really mark a moment where it happened, but I just know that things aren't the same and I miss the magic that board used to have. I saw one faggot on there the other day arguing that worldbuilding shouldn't be a topic discussed on /tg/ because it isn't something explicitly about traditional games. My main gripe is that /tg/ used to be a place where you could have great discussions about nearly any topic imaginable.

That changed because of people falling for bait, Americans waging their stupid culture war and autists trying to police topics based on some biased definition of what's /tg/ related on not, this last thing being especially detrimental to what made the board special in the first place.

Pic related is one /tg/ story which still sticks with me. The threads about it were magical.

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A SHOUTA’Z GOTTA DO WHAT A SHOUTA’Z GOTTA DO

the same time every board died
you cannot be autistic about a subject and have some deep discussion because all the normalfag children will have a fit over it and start shitposting

>HEZ TOO MUCH OF A SQUIG BRAINZ TO NOT GO ALL SNEAKIE LIKE
YOU SUND' LIKE A GOFF GIT

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Wot if u found sum right propa gubbinz but youz can only loot one. Which onez ya choosin?
>Blue git Amma'ead
>Humie git Leeman Ruz
>Space git Ryno
>Poncy elf git firestorm

deathskullz woz ere

I really miss the place.

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Me too, user. Me too.

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id fuck an orc woman

what da zog is that

>Americans waging their culture war
Stopped reading there.

Today I sat alone in the train listening to my obscure esoteric ritual ambient music, then two conventionally attractive females joined me in my solitude, they sat in front of me and started having a mundane conversation, it caught my interest how they kept talking and laughing about trivial normie topics instead of contemplating the true essence of life and searching for a purpose within. We make eye contact for a split second but I break it immediately as she carried on the conversation with her friend, she probably thought she made eye contact with a normal awkward nerdy guy listening to his music in peace but in reality she's beholding a man that is enduring the metaphysical struggle of his race, a man with an aristocratic and adventurous spirit that yearns for celestial freedom as his mind is experiencing levitation towards a complete transcendence despite only weighing 120 pounds.

I indirectly gazed upon the females with an eye of revulsion, repulsed by their moral disintegration and degenerate lifestyle, then in complete and utter disgust I thought to myself "if only they knew how much of a wise Magian I am?" They would've given themselves to me, to fullfil my carnal desires, to plant my seed and give a chance to my offspring to exist and flourish. But of course they won't as I'm very sure they have decided to pursue this puny empty life, to have sex with the so-called CHAD. It truly is a difficult time for an intellectual like me to exist, it truly is the KALI YUGA.

Yeah he should have said the whole anglosphere.

dat git wants to fuck them boyz with da hair squigz still bitin their heds

i wish i could draw so i could draw funny greenskin pics

From my observations, it seems that every race and country has its retards who wanna fight about it. Calling it Americans or Anglos is dumb.

DIZ

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MODZ SAVE ME BOYZ

DIS GIT POSTIN BOYS WITH BIG OL NIPZ

BOYZ WITH LARGE BUMPZ IZ DA BEST

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DA WAAAAGH IS ZOGGIN' FUN 'UMIE, WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?

Yes.

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I claim this thread for the greater good.

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>site traffic has doubled
>you home board's own traffic gets cut in half
its not fun when you're one of the only /f/aggets still posting

Dat's a good larf, dat iz.

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So, how long until GW changes orks into "Orkaeri" because of some legal bullshit?

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>gaem haz stats
>no blue Stat.

Fuckin umies wid Der shit Stat systemz. I wanna put all me points in blue!

Orruks, and it already happened

>already happened
Krorks?

Orruks
Age of Sigmar

Yea but who cares about WH fantasy

Oh you mean the franchise with the best game currently out?

Nice dawn of war 3 you got there 40cuck

You really went cornered animal mode there.

Nobody, which is why they rebooted it as Age of Sigmar

But secondaries will larp as fans of old Fantasy because le epic total war

What the fuck is a blue stat?

da opposit of da red stat u git

Dont make me post it unspoilered.

ill fucking end your tabletop kid

Humie doezn knuw,
Humie doezn knuw,
Humie doezn knuw,
Humie doezn knuw,
So dun tell humie,
Humie doezn knuw,
(So dun tell humie!)

We have inhabited thousands of boards of thousands of planets, we have become the most efficient at shitposting against you organic lifeforms. What do you primitives offer?
>*shitposts in gauss*

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>remembering that gauss is dogshit in 8E

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At least it isn't the sorry excuse of a weapon that is the Synaptic Disinigrator.

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Nice monolith ya got there

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Does any one have the gif of this that they are willing to share? Please?

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WUT ARE YA WHISPERIN FOR YA GITS?
WAAAAAAAAAAGH!

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