I want to hear your stupid fucking headcanons. Give them to me.
I want to hear your stupid fucking headcanons. Give them to me
Joshua Wood
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Dylan Nguyen
my headcanon is that you're gay lol
Benjamin Young
I'll often write short story fanfictions of various video games I play to shore up weak stories/plot holes and explain for my own sake things that didn't make sense. For example, one of my longest was of Fire Emblem Awakening, which attempted to incorporate the paralogues and character supports into the main storyline and form a coherent narrative instead of leaving them separated from the plot.
John Taylor
The subspecies of Koopa that Bowser belongs to never stop growing throughout their lives
Giga Bowser is just what Bowser will look like given a few decades
Jeremiah Wright
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Written 1999-2000, so it looong predates Advent Children etc. It's a vastly superior story to anything Squenix has put out and feels much more "canon" (fits in better with the game than their garbage).
Logan Sanders
>stupid
Gabriel Jones
Plumbers in Super Mario series created the world and everything is connected with the pipes.
Aiden Sanchez
If I was in charge of giving Mario a proper story that's what I'd do
Mario's day job is installing and maintaining warp pipes, not fixing toilets
Justin Butler
Waluigi is a bored rich kid and he hangs out with Wario because he's an unapologetic dickhead who built his fortune from treasure hunting, which Waluigi thinks is really cool.
Ryder Reyes
I like this one
Jaxon Roberts
cute gin!
Brody Howard
The painting is the BB world.
Parker Gutierrez
metal gear ended after metal gear solid 1
Parker Harris
Ryuji's mom swears like a sailor, but makes her son put a coin in the swear jar whenever he says fuck.
William Sanders
headcanon not normal canon
Blake Stewart
Bowser Jr. Is a clone of Bowser and not actually his son
Jace Bailey
Sounds interesting actually
Luis Adams
master chief simulates a cortana blowie joie by man handling himself while cortana phases her aperture in and out of his cock
Bentley Ross
Wario isn’t a bad guy or anything. He is just some random dude that lives in the outskirts of the mushroom kingdom and a garlic farmer. He even uses his stash of gold to buy people presents without anything in return.
Whenever there’s an event or a crisis in the kingdom, he just ignores it and thinks that it’s not his problem. However will fuck you up if provoked.
He is really good friends with Luigi and invites him over whenever Mario has a solo adventure. Wario even pays him when he helps in his farm. However he has no idea who waluigi is and just assumes it Luigi wearing purple and not a completely different person.
Aaron Price
Sonic Adventure takes place as a series of flashbacks after the Chaos event in the form of each character being interviewed by GUN. This is why there are inconsistencies between each characters story (Who wins in the fight between Sonic and Knuckles, who beat a the boss, Tails hyping up his part in everything). The only character who wouldn't be able to give an interview would be Gamma, however it would make sense that some amount of his hardware would remain, including a his recordings. This would mean that the Gamma story is the most accurate telling of the events of Sonic Adventure.
Juan Long
Where the fuck did all those A's come from. Whats wrong with my keyboard
Ryan Brown
gay boys
Hudson Howard
this is great
Christian Miller
Except for the parts where he shakes down kingdoms for golds.
Jonathan Lee
Characters in Legends 2 are ltierally System created reincarnations of characters who existed in Light's time. Maybe even Lan exists in the Classic universe despite Light not having kids.
Dominic Fisher
He's Ibuki's grandson.
Henry Phillips
*Megaman Legends
Julian Powell
I have always thought this was obviously his job. Is this not canon? Is mario seriously a plumber in the world of the mushroom kingdom but has nothing to do with the iconic green pipes? That's retarded, if so
Daniel Ward
In RE 4, near the start of 1-2, in the room with the ganados launching dinamite and bear traps, there are two fires you can check:
One is put out and there is pistol ammo in there.
Another one is still burning and you can find a spinel.
My headcanon is that in one point in development you could either burn ammo to get jewels or burn jewels to get ammo, it got cut but that was the tutorial area for that, which remained the same.
Brayden Long
He always secretly wanted to wreck shit, and the Zero Virus gave him an excuse to do so.
Hudson Baker
>GTA: LCS
>Chronological year: 1998
>Donald Love is a ruthless, mass murdering cannibal
>GTA: 3
>Donald Love is a charismatic, well-spoken businessman who enjoys exercising and doing tai-chi
>wtf happened?
>THEORY:
>Sometime between 1986 (GTA: VC chronological year) and 1998, Donald Love sold his soul to the devil in exchange for money and power. His human-flesh feasts are actually satanic rituals of human sacrifice. His mass-murdering, psychopathic antics are in fact the actions of a man with no conscience (as a result of him selling his soul)
>somewhere between 1998 and 2001 (GTA 3 chronological date) Donald Love commits an act so evil that he ultimately breaks down in horror at the monster he has become. Whatever this evil act was, it was so monstrous and depraved he had a moment of clarity and decided to embark on a mission of personal redemption to regain his soul.
>enlisting the help of the Old Oriental Gentleman, a wise spiritual sage, he hires Claude Speed to bodyguard the oriental man and retrieve a package for him that is instrumental to regaining his humanity. Whether it's a physical form of his soul itself, or some kind of rare ingredient for a ritual, the colombians want it and attempt to steal it for themselves, assuming something under such precious guard by Love himself must be valuable
>In the end, Love finally gets the package, the ritual to fully restore his humanity is completed, and he flees Liberty City, the site of so much killing and bloodshed, on his private jet.
Isaiah Ward
Dr. Light is at least partially either Japanese or Hawaiian and his real name is Tadashi Hikari. He decided to start calling himself Thomas Light out of pure convenience once he decided to study and eventually work permanently in an English-speaking country, but eventually came to actually like the name.
Dr. Wily is a much better roboticist than Dr. Light, but Dr. Light is a much better programmer. Wily's output is so much higher than Light's because in most cases he can go almost directly from concept to working model, while Light has to tinker for ages on prototypes and thoughtfully design their AI to match. Ironically, this means Light's creations are generally higher quality, because every single possible kink and malfunction has been tested/ironed out and accounted for in the AI, while Wily's creations are basically glorified first-prototypes with cobbled together AI that is nowhere near as adaptable. This difference in ability is because Light was always slightly more interested in creating "life" and robots happened to be a means to that end, why he just as easily could have focused on pure AI (and actually did in the BN universe). Wily, meanwhile, just actually loves making and working on robots.
Kayden Kelly
I like this one a lot, I'll accept this
Ryder Garcia
The Nameless One's original crime was becoming Bhaal.
I could string together some random little details into a more cohesive theory, but honestly my only justification is
>"I'm gone"
>TNO becomes Bhaal
>Bhaal has a bunch of babies containing a piece of him, including Imoen
>Imoen is a part of TNO
>"I am gone!"
Wyatt Flores
To be fair, he always looked like he wanted to wreck shit.
Luke Jenkins
Hotline Miami was a story about a contract killer that worked completely covertly and eventually lost out due to his contractor being taken over by a rival competitor.
>Calls are the contracts
>Payment is hidden in the items the cashier gives Jacket
Granted, I can’t explain the rest of the story but this is basically how I interpreted it the first time. Doesn’t help that I haven’t played it in forever so I’ve forgotten a lot of the actual plot
Parker Russell
2 turned it into some inane plot where hes an ex-marine fighting off a Soviet invasion of the US or something
Jordan Sullivan
Rinoa is Ultimecia. It makes the story go from shit to fantastic.