Shameful vidia faps
Shameful vidia faps
What's so shameful about that?
Wraith is a dishonest character and blatantly OP. Wait, that's every monster in Stage 2!
>shameful
>no feet
Hard pass from me.
>not wanna suck those tentacles
>shameful
funny how this thing alone killed the game
>shameful
Game killed itself because the base concept was bad. The push for e-sport and dlc controversy didn't help either.
The shame come from playing through this game for the sole purpose of fapping to it.
>Wraith killed the game
>not the fact that even the devs admitted the base gameplay loop didn't work outside of "roleplay"
i think the game had a chance if wasn't for the stupid dlc stuff and e-sports
i had tons of fun with the spider and wraith
why devs are fucking retarded
What game is this?
They fought L4D mode Tank vs Survivors could work as standalone game
Fucking look at those hips
Just imagine them gyrating against you while she pins you to the ground
nigga WHY
The monsters were wildly overpowered if the one playing them was even half decent.
right but unironically in 99% of public games nobody was able to deal with a good Wraith player, shit was so one sided you would wonder how the developers trough adding a monster like it would be remotely balanced, then again the game was a mess so it isnt really surprising
Evolve
the problem is tier 1 hunters were geared to go against tier 1 monsters, and likewise the other tiers for those monsters.
and well if you don't have someone a tier 2 you gonna have a bad time
I will forever be mad that Turtle Rock felt pressured to turn Evolve from a co-op PVE adventure game on an alien world to a esports chasing multiplayer only 4v1 game, because if Evolve did good there'd be so much more Wraith content. Thankfully even with it being shit, there's still a decent amount
Post some
No spoonfeeding.
I honestly like the art as shitty as it is. The game was complete trash the whole way through.
>I honestly like the art
You have brain problems.
I have a fetish for bad art I can't help it
and?
bet you play surv on dbd
I sure hope you're talking about the catgirl.
there's so much shota porn of that panda on the left, it's insane
Go on e6 and search for it, honestly what's on there is all pretty good.
Both of these guys
Any and all of them.
If only she weren't covered in tattoos, I'd fap myself to death over her.
>Shameful
What do you mean by "roleplay"? isn't that what you're supposed to do in a team-based game?
pcgamer.com
By roleplay I mean in testing they played in an incredibly specific way that allowed for both sides to have fun, but they realized that if someone actually decided to play to actually win, the game fell apart.
1)
>reddit
2)
jesus, they were so blinded by what they wanted it to be that they didn't even bother to fix what the game actually was. I feel like its game design 101 that A: players will be playing-to-win over playing-to-have-fun, so B: you tweak the game so that both of those are the same thing. It seems like this was seen early enough in development that they should have been able to do this.
I'm starting to feel like Left 4 Dead was a fluke.
to be fair, they never wanted to make it an actual competitive multiplayer game in the 1st place, they just believed that was the only way they could get any publisher funding.
I think people misunderstood the thread. There isn't a single SHAMEFUL fap here.
>Gorgon
>Evolve
RIP. I had a blast time.
she's like 5-7 m8
>shameful
>best girl
>shameful
she's beautiful
god she's so perfect
Evolve 2 needs to be a dating sim
her design is so goddamn bad
tfw no wraith wife
>Griffin
He's too good for this world, AND his movies
>The push for e-sport
Wait what? Were they really that fucking stupid?
Opposite actually. A good coordinated team was always literally unbeatable.
don't forget his comics too. I'm an Abe guy myself
Recent shame. I think that, like most things in SFV, that Poison's design is her worst incarnation. All the same I can't stop myself.
no shame in this one
Based xenofuckers.
Good lord
The only thing you should be ashamed of is playing Evolve.
Somewhat related, I will always be amused by that one Evolve-spamming sycophant on this Himalayan origami forum. On the off-chance you're reading this, know that I'll forever revel in your disappointment.
>shameful
Not with that figure
I don't believe anyone itt except the poison fapper.
it really looks like a tranny now, a brazillian tranny
that is shameful
not moria brown
Same but I also jacked it to the Saloon lady in New Vegas.
There's nothing wrong with getting off to cute rats.
Trudy is top milf material
There is just something in it, I just don't know. Can't help myself.
I didn’t even need sex mods. I just wanted her to keep talking while I pound off.
Good lad
Don't be worried, Giger was a fucking mad lad and knew exactly what he was doing
I would have said eww but after playing Teraurge I can’t really do that anymore.
nothing wrong with it, Giger made the original Xenomorph model with honest to god dicksucking lips.
>shameful
Because the first depiction of it was a dickhead ayy lmao with its little mouth being another dick. The artist was a gay cunt.
forgot pic
She thiccer than cold peanut butter
don't worry
you're gaining enlightenment
I feel like a magpie being drawn to its head because its so fuckin shiny.
>ywn kiss a xenomorph
I want to meet the marketing mad lad that some how got a gun company to agree to use this as an ad
>Jak 3
More like jak off to all 3 lol
This game ruined me for 4 years
the only shameful one so far
rethink your life
I'm sorry
Worth it
that makes her (he) even sexier
a lot of you newfags don't know what the word shameful means
I can't
I'm not actually totally sure if I should be ashamed of this one but I sure as fuck wouldn't tell my friends.
What's even happening here? What's the grey thing?
a hand
>people shit on Evolve for being boring and being jewish
>meanwhile popular action games are more handholdier and linear than ever
>most popular competitive shooter is about running around alone in an empty world collecting loot for ten minutes and then speedbuilding cucksheds to hide in
>lootbox kikery and micropayment stores are probably the most thought-out parts in these games
At least the monsters were hot. Shame that they won't use the world for anything ever again.
indeed
I’ve fapped to that one image of all the different eeveelution cocks being thrust at eevee in the middle
Whoever that artists is has a real talent for drawing cocks
Yikes.
>Yeah, I fap.
Evolve had shittons of DLC cosmetics you can buy outright and put shat on the game for it. This is probably why games nowadays have lootboxes
>MONSTER! SUCK ON THIS! IT IS MY DICK, AND I AM GONNA PUT IT IN YOUR ASSHOLE
>I'M THE APOCALYPSE, I'M RAGNAROK SHOVED UP ARMAGEDDON'S ASS
>WE'LL NUKE THE MONSTER UNTIL IT GLOWS, AND THEN WE'LL FUCK IT IN THE DARK
The game had pretty good writing.
Turtle rock are a based company for attest trying to do something different.
Damn, I miss Evolve, game was really cool to play when you have a competent player base to play with.
>I'm undefeated as Behemoth
Gonna miss this big guy.
get on my level fags
>tfw can't upload files
tfw I will never get swallowed up by a Like Like and softly get munched on it while being molested by its many tongues and tentacles while getting slobbered all over with its saliva/slime
Reminder that the hunters were OP as fuck if they actually knew what they were doing.
Monsterfags that think the hunters were weak have never played evolve at high level.
>I wish I could fit fly fly...YOU HAVE A JETPACK YOU RETARDED FUCK!
Emet was pure kino.
Funny how the tough guys are actually pretty wholesome.
>Dead by daylight
they can't fight the killer like in l4d or evolve.
It worked a shitload better than tank fights in L4D, but yeah, I guess they should've taken not about how slippery the balance was in those fights.
>just camp a suitable spot with autoshotty team until the tank switches to AI and kills itself
Mmyesh.
couldn't help myself with those ragdoll physics
god I wish that was me
time to open up my monster folder
youtu.be
Not really a vidya, but the voice in this song is just too hot.
The bike
90% of this shit isn't shameful at all
because this is just a bunch of dumb --------- talking about fapping
When I was around 12, I used to fap to imagining defeated female heroes of Heroes of Might and Magic 4 in prison. I grew up to be a BDSM fag with major medieval/fantasy dungeon kink.
Me too, especially because of that almost exposed tit
>wraith
>shameful
built for human dick
>tfw can't "interrogate" aliens anymore
It was shameful at first but now it isn't
>shameful
>those gigathighs
holy shit
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nigger what the fuck? Why were faggots pushing for esports in fucking evolved 2 of all games?
Can all esports faggots just admit to having no taste, no dignity, or spine and are just a bunch of crybaby bitches because chad thadderson the quaterback gave them swirlies in high school? I'm sick of you niggers ruining every damn game.
note: i realize that the user i'm replying to likely isn't an esports nigger, but any who are still need to fuckin die.
My nigga
he's a good boy. lewd that chameleon.
Really? I couldn't find anything on e6
totally understandable, FO4's mechanical design is pure sex
I didn't even play this game but Jesus this monster makes my dick diamonds.
proudest
that's because independent of anything else to do with evolve, wraith is a fucking hottie
basically every part of her design hits the mark
This game had the best waifus, also fapped to Willow
>those thighs
honestly if you don't want to fuck wraith you should feel shame
Shit art. The pose ruins it.
Dude, those tits in that pic are stellar
imagine the fucking suck
Any hope of the devs expanding on the Evolve universe? shit was cash as fuck
and those deep moans it makes
I want her to rip my clothes off of me
Don't die with your clothes off.
That feel when someone saved your webm for years.
>sequel never ever
same
Many people don't understand, but I really know that feel.
The lack of polish somehow makes the sensual ideas more raw.
I'd bap her nadas and foam her sanjos
based
Blessed
Ywn get Snek hugs
Those aren't tattoos.
That's very gay.
Is it horizon zero down ? Very shameful indeed.
i would go into the editor and make her larger
recognizing it as shameful is the only way i know i'm not completely off the fucking deep end
>this was made by ubisoft
It really blows my mind how much this company changed, they used to be one of my favorite companies
yeah its funny how we are so broken we cant help but see the sexy side of this thing
no regrets
I have no shameful faps.
Dick either likes something or it doesn't.
>deersluts
>shameful
Cyborg midwives were visually morbid as they should be, but their lore where it's implied that they are essentially still ship nurses conscious of their new tortured existence and implants in their spines just keep them locked inside their heads while fully aware of things done to them is shamefully hot.
>all these xenofuckers
Learn what shameful means
bruh you a retard
push branch
how is jacking it off to the corniest, most memed out of proportion gay porn, not shameful?
Heroes of might and magic 5
can't blame you, that's a nice ass
i cant even play portal without getting a boner anymore
Nah man. What's shameful is that there aren't any alien races that look like this but are kind, peaceful beings with the ability to romance one. It's got just enough female qualities to alien traits to make it extremely hot and nobody capitalizing on that sorta shit is a crime.
nice abs
nice ass
dude you have some fine taste
also
MORE LIKE
HOES OF MIGHT AND MAGIC AMIRITE
Please tell me those are just petite tits.
It also has Succubi who have fire as pubic hair.
Because it's still porn
ngl
the pic was good
I wanna put my oil in her gears.
Fapping to Yoshi isn't shameful at all.
He's pretty hot.
how is that shameful
I don't feel ashamed about any of my faps, monstergirls and girl monsters get me rock fucking solid. But I don't think I've fapped to one of these yet, so for the sake of this thread when I've finished fapping to the brain trust that will be my most shameful I guess.
Personal I always liked the unused design of Succubus from the ds game.
What, this is normal.
Are there such things as shameless vidya faps?
yeah, OP posted one
Embrace the unironical gay, my dude.
Once you transcend, most of them are like that
>fapping to a female with small tits
>pretending to be gay
Breeder in denial
Enjoy your future screaming shitters and divorce
I understand how the voice can be a turn on but is that alone really enough to get you off? Do you imagine fucking her somehow and if so can you explain?
Heroes has had gender differences between unit upgrades before though, like Genies (female) and Master Genies (male) in HoMM3.
Both the Wraith and Xenomorph are god-tier aesthetically. Shame that they tend to be only about non-stop murder as far as the lore goes.
Ubisoft then...
Ubisoft now
Yeah, there is a couple of them in the game
Ahh the times when you were forced to fap to an image you waited for 5 minutes to load.
Still, I'm a bit sad that Dungeon of various underground monsters of 3 was transformed into Dungeon of generic BDSM dark elves in 5, as much as muh dick approves.
ngl this one gave me a bit of shame
>a female with small tits
Not so sure about that, boss.
The rest is just weird, I don't get how it follows from me telling him that he got aroused by a slightly effeminate male character.
>Genies (female) and Master Genies (male) in HoMM3
Don't remember them being distinctly female. Also my lore is a bit rusty bur I recently played M&M VI again which reminded me that they are a servant species to the gods so might not even have any definite sex whatsoever.
Not the same guy, but I find a certain attraction in A.I. personalities.
Maybe it's the same appeal as xenophilia. Something that behaves human-like, but is itself not human. So exotic appeal, I guess?
Xenomorphs are hot as hell.
Nonhuman bodies turn me on, that extends to robots and machinery too, if there's something that implies that it can think and talk that's all my dick needs.
>how we are so broken
Are you a Joker fan?
Its an hourglass shape which is consistently attractive to non-minority males, its that fucking simple.
>hourglass
>no tits
>just thin waist
Do you cum on wasps too?
re4 silencer
how did you know?
>fapping to bugs
haha no what a sick concept im above that
Four arms, four tits, makes sense.
You've read /tg/'s thri-kreen erotica right?
Turns out you are right, it's as female as it gets with only upper half of a body. Never really cared to look too close at the sprite.
It was at the age I was when I first saw it.
i dont know shame anymore
why did you post this?
>Imagine putting your dick between those flaps
>called Maneater Mildred
>next to zero vore art of her
Mine isn't vidya, but holy fuck THAT scene near the end of Alien 4 is amazing
Sounds like Syuro.
If the rumours is true, it was Sigourney Weaver who forced that shot in the movie. Demanding that if she does another movie in the franchise, there must be a scene where she has sex with a xenomorph. Based as fuck.
I dunno why, but covered head/face with exposed midriff is really hot.
Is it because it's a robot or because it's a dog?
I bet you're into demons too.
Does anyone know what game this is?
I'd never be shameful of this, he has the best characterization in the game.
I have once.
Nu Mous are cute
>implying that's shameful in any way
Good taste, user
You'd bet right.
>shameful
>“Man-things are so-so predictable, owners son cleaning locker-rooms? Did daddy punish-ground you? Does daddy know you love skaven-scent?”
I guess Blood Bowl is vidya too.
Nightmare Creatures. PS1 era, was on PC too.
have sex
MMMMMMNGHHHHHHHHH I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH HER FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Ben Dover
there goes the thread
Can you guess what weird shit I'm into?
youtube.com
I was a weird kid
I JUST WANT TO MARRY HER GODDAMNIT
Kinda unrelated to faps, but was Meat Vision MC born with the meat vision or acquired it later in life?
now THIS is shameful you should probably kill yourself to be honest
Slugcat or Moon?
absolutely shameful for either
what the fuck bro
>el rato
understandable
>Hyness
bruh
Pleb.
IKTFB
Acquired it after a traumatic car accident, the last thing he saw before losing consciousness were the gory remains of his parents. And when he opened his eyes again at the hospital, he just saw meat everywhere, which is eerie since he could hear the doctor just fine until he opened his eyes.
Based dragonfucker
Amongst other things.
Not enough porn.
he didnt feel shame he just wanted an excuse to post that
>he could hear the doctor just fine until he opened his eyes
He has meat hearing too?
Why can't it be both?
I still can't believe this ever existed.
Lactation and unbirthing
literally just watch (and listen) to the first minute of the game
youtube.com
Goddamn, I forgot Evolve even existed.
God, I love that theme. Perfectly sets the tone for the rest of the game.
Dios
There's something wrong with her almost everything but at least her mouth seems fine, as well as her ass.
I actually had Gen Urobuchi sign my copy of the OST and the artbook,
Schizophrenia is one of my favourite songs in the game. I can listen to it even casually now. I love how they try to simulate speech with instrument in it as well.
Sunset is easier to listen to for many and I like it as well.
>ywn pump her full of children
Schizophrenia is harsh and hard to listen to, but with the more delicate strings, there's beauty in it too.
That's kinda how I view the game as a whole.
This but only the version with added audio.
if that shit was real I'd spend all my time on my orbiter trying to stick my dick in my collection of female frames
Yes