Riddle me this, riddle me that, why GTA Online is getting so much shit thrown at?

>riddled with script kids griefing players
>absolutely overpowered weapons and vehicles that have never heard of balancing
>servers constantly crapping out
>mobile game tier monetization in a full-priced AAA game
rockshart sleeps

Also,
>script kid drops money on you
>be a good goy and report this to rockshart and ask them to fix the bank account back to what it was
>they'll just delete your entire character

They got MP GTA right with GTA 4 but decided they wanted a live service with a fucking casino.

Shark cards and modders absolutely ruined any and all enjoyment of online.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>servers
its p2p zozzle, and there is no protection from other players grabbing your IP and LOICing your ass from mexico

Are all the women giantesses /post ops or are all the men manlets?

thanks doc

But I'm talking about the actual servers that host the database.
I got a "Transaction failed" on a heist I was supposed to get 360k from. This shit happens even in single player.

my bad, you're absolutely right tho. i lost all my singleplayer progress because the servers went down and i got reset to the start mission.

FPS is also a big issue i forgot to mention. only seems to affect me online. in singleplayer i get 90fps on max settings but i dip down to 40 online because the garbage netcode or something else CPU intensive

>mod single player to have basic functions like getting car insurance and having it delvered
>unlock already installed and downloaded multiplayer cars for single player use and building interiors
>banned for theft
Bravo shekelstar

Makes sense to me though...In single player you don't have to worry about like what 15, 30 other entities doing independent things on one gigantic, already-loaded map. Also, Online is way more dense with random events, all the different apartments, storage houses, doomsday bunkers, hangars, etc. And that's aside from all the players.

Thanks doc!

anyone remember insurance fraud hack? ive heard rumors about it. basically the cheater spawned a bunch of cars and exploded them in your name and it would get you put in badsport and ive even heard of it getting your character reset. only possible with rockstar

>don't include cool new cars into single player because you want children to shell out money to drive them
You have to put a pretty good amount of time into this game in order to make money. On top of that, none of it is fun unless you've got 3 other friends who are on and willing to play GTA Online for some reason (good luck with that).

In GTA Online?
Both.
God forbid you don't want to look like a faggot.

>Riddle me black, riddle me blue, what is 13, but also 52?

>fun with friends
Sick of this shit argument. Everything is more fun with friends. Playing a fucking game of Stump is fun with friends. If a game is 'only fun with friends' then it's a shit game.

>grind
>people don't play game modes that don't give them quick cash
>your grind can be interrupted
>your grind can depend on other people
>tons of cheaters
>flying bike fags
>loading times
>once you buy what you wanted you realize it wasn't worth it and you need 2-4 people to make use of it
>cheating to get money brings you to the previous point

Bogg on da beat

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Why aren't you playing fivem?

>fun with friends
watching paint dry would be fun with friends. that doesn't make the activity fun by itself.

>can't make anyone who looks like anyone because the character creator is beyond retarded
>got so discouraged trying to make a guy who looked like Elwood Blues (because Carl from Aqua Teen was off the table) that I just slapped a gas mask on my dude and called it a day
Besides that, I got a car that definitely is not a Lancia Stratos so I'm happy enough, but it's still not that fun to do anything other than drive around.

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because i dont enjoy LARPing