A meal fit for a true gamer

the only acceptable things here are the lunchable and that cup of your own piss

red juice

Me too bro

Is this what America considers food?

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clean your fucking wall fagtron

Goldfish is the GOAT cracker

We're too busy buying guns to afford real food. We substitute with foods with lots of preservatives in them.

>no alcoholic beverage
sad bro

You realize we Europeans are some of the most hardcore gamers in the world and we don't shove garbage down our throats while doing so like the average Amerilard.

okay, I didn't realize how fucking sweet the apple juice was and how the cupcake had a fucking pound of icing on it
I think I'm going to skip half of the juice and the vanilla wafers, maybe the goldfish too but I'll see how I feel after I finish the lunchable
seriously that is some fucking nauseatingly sweet apple juice what the fuck

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pretty much
we survive off of collections of cheap snacks
there are aisles upon aisles in stores dedicated to snacks

you enjoy that bro

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dont forget to microwave it to melt the cheese and turn the sauce into lava

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>younger sister will never give you the pizza sauce from her lunchables ever again

it hurts bros

I like eating them cold

you fucking animal

okay I'm retarded that wasn't apple juice, it was white grape juice
no wonder it was giving me fucking diabetes

>Younger sister will never be the pizza

this but unironically
even if I could cook my sleep schedule is reversed and my dad is a faggot who sleeps on the couch in the den connected to the kitchen so I can't even use the microwave

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Jesus christ, is that was Lunchables are? I've heard the name spoken fondly for years now and never knew that it was the saddest shit in a box ever. What the fuck.

Yeah but when we were kids, that shit was radical.

Asians will literally ear anything.

I ate a pizza lunchable like that with a gatorade almost every day all the years I went to school
eating one now is comforting

They use to be bigger and have more shit in it, but now they reduced the contents and priced it at around $1-1.50. You gotta spend another dollar or two for what was a normal Lunchable 20 years ago.

holy shit fix the bit rate retard

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